The evening world. Newspaper, July 2, 1908, Page 14

The Evening Worid Daily Magazine, Thursday a ne By Maurice Ketten. OOO OC 20 Husbands More or Less Undesirable Described and Analyzed : By Nixola Greeley-Smith ” The + Pudlished Dally Pxcept Sunday GOBEPH PULITZER, Pree. 1 Rast Td Street ‘ Entered at 1 Now Y rs § Mt Bubseription Rate ning | World tort st | BEFORE THE RECOUNT One Year One Month VOLUME 49 ANO 7117 NEW YORK’S MAYOR. | ng to t you to render a to Mr, “Therefore Justice Lambert—"That George B. lan was elected Mayor of the} City of New York at the November election In 1905." Justice Lambert has his home at] caprmrons =? yoy Fredonia, Chautauqua County. He} was elected for the eighth judicial district, which includes Buffalo, and) was designated after a conference between Gov. Hughes and the Appel- late Justices of this district to come here and preside over the Hearst-| McClellan trial. Evidently Mayor McClellan's personality has at no time impressed Itself sufficiently upon Justice Lambert for him to know the Mayor's full name. Doubtless also there are many other intelligent citizens residing and doing business in other parts of this State and many millions more in the rest of the United States who do not know the full name and ancestry, offices and career of New York’s Mayor. | For biographical information about Mayor McClellan the student | must go elsewhere than to the leading encyclopedias, which do not men: | tion him. Who's Who in America, which purports to tell about every: body of any prominence at all, contains the biographies of only two liv- | ing McClellans—John, an officer on Gen, Fitzhugh Lee's staff at Ha- vana, who gets twenty-four lines, and George Brinton, who receives an eighteen-line notice. Considering that Who's Who is a 2,400-pagebook, this is very little space to give to the Mayor of America’s greatest city. | From this summary are obtained the following facts: McClellan, George Brinton, Mayor ot New York; b. Noy. 23, 1865, Dresden, | Saxony. Father, Gen. George B. (U. S. A.); mem. S. Ry Loyal Legion, Clubs: | Metropolitan (Washington), Union, etc. Residence: N. Washington Sq. Office: | City Hall, New York. His office-holding career, beginning at the age of twenty-three, {s| No. 7—The Husband That’s Wedded to His Wad. wedded wife, but of his inallenable pocketbook. This type of marrled man has become so much of Stingy men are divided into three classes—those that stint at home, but are reckless spenders on the outside; those that i OME married men are wedded to thelr wives, S others are wedded to their wads, It {8 the hue- band of the latter category that I have taken for my text as the seventh undesirable in these object les- sons in husbands to avold. “Who ahall divorce her \ and me?” said Cardinal Richelieu when he called France his wedded wife, The Hustand-That-Is-Wedded- a joke that no one but his wife recognizes him as the are liberal enough to thelr wives and children, but whose names are bye to-EHis-Wad echoes the sentiment, speaking not of hig “Sees hideous tragedy he Is. words of meanness among their friends, and those that are conscientious, consistent, relentless misers everywhere, (WHAT bib You 00 WITH ae QUARTER I GAVE iy ) I MELT) ESE ME) “ALL ABOUT TRE HOT wAve } "No longer good for a laugh The Husband-That-Is-Wedded-to-His-Wad may |these classes. He may be the poor n whose you do with the quarter I gave you yester laugh even In y ville, or the ri horses to death because he pays her } money enough to pay carfare There ts one marked pecullarity con any one of “What did good for @ cate n to all husbands whose wives given as follows: jare merely allowed to eee them cm salaries on Saturday night. Treas. New York & Brooklyn Bridge, 1889-92. | This {sa ney to deliver long: while re | fusing to divorce themselves from ev f the wad Pres, Board of Aldermen, 1893-94, Meta. Congress, 1895-1903. Mayor of New York since Jan. 4, 1903. A record of nineteen continuous years, they love, honor and cherish until death sep “Ll WENT BAREFCOTED Wee I was A Boy. BEFORE THE RECOUNT nelpp to be discussed exhaustively {3 pettiness may be jus own es, and at the same There Are Several Ways of Knowing the Effects of Beer on Tardy Husbands, as Mrs. Jarr and Mrs. Rangie Point Out wos vit swe 9 a | : | Say ne has never drunk to excess, out when 6 | because—well, because I can see he has take By Roy L. McCardeil. “Mr, Jarr ig generally very talkative,” s off in a cheerful manner when he comes in i T always know he's had too Rangle's different,” § something wrong when he tries to steal In quiet! Jart is that y, too!” sald Mrs. J 20 Loan tel lt tribute nts ni b Phat - Is - Wedded F. ‘He tries to pass ft| . add $30 to Tam awake. So then dedicate is income If he we e and RS. RANGLE had run over to show Mrs, Jarr & M dress she had bought for her little girl at the unheard-of price of $2.29, ‘I couldn't buy the material for that!’ said Mrs Rangle, enthustastically. “And 1 got four of them!" Mrs. Jarr was more or lese rejoiced to hear this, ani 1 {t was only a one-hour special sale and that d Mrs, Rangle. “I can always tell there's vi g F + when he is I always mseff to speak, They she talks too attter’ | © “Then, 80 did you ever notice how tho asked Mra I s ‘Yes, and to pretend he’s tired “And doesn’t tt mak in without enaking He wants | , w to me 6 yor wish you had let le Emma {s outgrowing € id so have liked to have gotten of being out ependt hi rT 4 , I declare, they are good enough for Sunday | injured Innocence when they don’t get tel you youj : : e | would be enough to drive a man to 1 s 2 " Rangie gllbly. “The best way 1s not to go to sleap, ou look so carefully when I wa I Just keep till Mr, Jarr comes in de sult 80 last fall t me about the sale at W “Are there any times you can't detect !t?” asked Mr. Rang! ‘all-'Em's? But when I got there it was the day after the sale.” as v"" sald Mrs, Jarr. 1 let you know in time,” grum ‘0 he real cun- dear, you may have thought you did," said Mrs. Rangle, “but !t was| ning, that dest fo Mr. Jarr with tt, M fan is a triple LL. D., besides an A. M., an A. B, and an H cellor, Other Mayors have been habitual office-holders, but s more than the lay week's salary on American Boautles by a more liberal sp When I was a So I th as is known no other Mayor in the United States is a triple LL. D. all nen you told ree.’ Anyway, he he ners to be out late when he has a hon It was the fashion to prepare < , 14 fi ‘ ‘ 7 y bel ven, pe fal ts ‘ 1) le. So aed nociae ‘ | as fashi ‘e Atany Elihu Root holds the LL. D. record of public officials, havi f OS Ca ET pe anatee sock Ue, Sie oremaerons oe Va | aera pale Ane sad ee thar etn nuuse my musvend °F! tavorite teacher what waa ¢ Astana that degree conferred by nine different universities, President Ri Arial e eileherl ee oleset \eraceatny itelea) (erribie warns acial stra) | eunraicher lady exidlth gut ltlmay) bel veltoved\¢hat [t talbyleuch discipline aw||)/ Pu) ures mata cs Mee peceinik i a has seven LL. D’s and Gov. Hughes has four, Justice Lambert has not‘ “Mr. Jarr says it {@ the only thing that seems to quench one’s thirst in| this that most married men are kept tamed and subjugated. RCE CEOD COD OF Bn ne, Petty ya a > n ——— — § ‘ any. But none of these is an Hon, chancellor, ‘Mr. Rangle itkes beer,” sald Mra, Rangle, ‘but I say that beer only makes Refreshing Summer Drinks Mayor McClellan, a$ Who's Who does not state, is also a Colonel, * i tag Curious Condensations. | ‘ : Raving been on Gov, Mill's staff s the reason the men @rink it,” sald Mrs. Jarr; “the more Neer | By Miles Bradford, ri . Hill’s staff. rat, and then the more beer to make more ALTA'S celebrated goats are likely soon to be only @ memory on the hie REFRESHING drink, eapecially In the dogday senso Maye, {t mix a quart bottle of claret He is also an author, having written a book about the oligarchy of > Venice. a) He has also durin City spent more of the y ea and very sweet lemonade, s of previously frozen cucum- 1 grated mkmey serve very, 1 case tna er Alzzy. end to the ravages of Malta fever, | i with ual parts of cold 00! n't affect them, and that they drink noth! The deposit of dew Is greatly Influenced by color, It will be found thickest tds Par Gertieal shes i gore Wonk sald Mrs, Rangle. , something affects them, that I do k on a board painted yellow, but not at ull on red and b eb todianinrntcaatatot u tell when something has affected Mf, Rangle?" asked Mrs Stam {s the land of temples. New ones are constantly being butlt and the 14 14 aorta peveral aeriga of mint may alao be added) in tialdtinking nan eald)the loyal ladys That la) 1 ill old ones rarely peice favor of the beverage could scarcely be distinguished from that of extremely w . By Bob Addams | to @rink more Mrs. Jarr paused, as the mathematical proportions were growing M toric ‘sland, for {t has been found that bantehing goats’ milk means an A Hanty's Kentucky clarst cup. To p tasty Julep. Or, {f it should chance that some one of your guests [8 so firmly planted upon, the ‘waterwagon’ as to be aveolutely Immune from even so mild a tipple ae this Innocant claret cup, try him with one of Miss Truly Shattuck’s favorite summer night thirst-quenchers and see !f he does not pass the glass for moi To do this, however, fill a large beer glass about one-third full of finely cracked lee; aqueeze In the Jutce of one lime; follow with a dash or two of Angostura bitters and finally add a bottle of {mported ginger ale. Harmless as the result may be, it will accomplish wonders.—The Holemian Magazine, ames The «Dependent League will SOON hold Its Convention for Send In the purpose of Nominating us: Your Name. § ©". President of tne United | Letters fron the People. 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