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EXPRES' ) x Bact ARIER 7 TAY y NO. 2-HORATIA AND CURIATIUS, H ss was the daughter of a noble Roman family, in the ancient BROOKLYN'S BRIGHT CHILDREN (a ROOKLYN school child smarter than Manhattan's; that or they are more studious, cr the Brooklyn schoo! examinations are easier. At the close of the present school days when Rome was a small city ruled by a line of kings. The nearby city of Alba Longa was Rome's chief rival for the eupremacy of that part of Italy. In Alba Longa lived a young nobleman named Curlatius, Who had won Horatta’s love. The two were betrothed. The girl had, with her own hands, woven for her lover a rich cloak of many bright colors, This cloak was the envy of the rough Albans, and was the dearest possession of young Curiatius, year 93% of the Brooklyn pur a e King of Rome was ‘Tullus Hostilius, a warlike soverefgn, who de inthe hiphest classes: passed: th sired to make his clty the strongest in all Italy. He began by declaring UA St Ue ore j war on Alba Longa. A few border skirmishes started the hostilities. Then examinations well enough fo grad- = = > an Alban army under King Clutlius marched against Rome. Tullus and uate, Now a Sf NOW Ea 010 You the Roman troops went out to meet the invaders, and the two opposing tan HE Luwait) / HE "LL WAIT SEE A Little armies drew up in battle line, waiting thelr leaders’ orders to begin the ‘ FOR ME IN Nea 2 FoR ME IN FAT Woman conflict Islan Seen (RESTU SLUG ~NEW YoRK —. LOOKING FOR) AER Gr THe )| ‘Then it was that the Alban King, Cluilius, sent a messenger to Tullus lowest percentage was 83, in the Bronx. ME? RESTVILLE, |with the following proposal: Ile said it was useless to sacrifice many | lives in warfare when a smaller number might serve i Are Brook n Sc nool child en smarter, and sah a paar RSTITU fiienGae OcAL Gemma the purpose just as well. He therefore suggested that Brooklyn is a unique place in that all the people who live there are toeAtl EXPRESS $A Strange each side select three champions, and that these six men its valiant apostles and defenders n they are at he — ~J 3 Triple Duel. fight to the death. my whose three representa \ é J tives should be slain was to be declared defeated with- , but mast of them when they travel register from New York, which in one sense is = strictly accurate since the consolidation of the boroughs. | Brooklynites have more active civic consciences than Manhattanese, which should be a stimulus to their children. Brooklynites pay more attention to taxes than Manhattanese—for one reason, so many more own their homes and pay their taxes direct. They protest more wher they have to hang from a strap or are packed like nickel sardines. They also vote more independently, and whenever they have a reasonable op- portunity they down the boss. | These tendencies and the other traits which distinguish the Brook- | fynite from the Manhattanese must communicate to the children a spirit | of inquiry and desire for knowledge which, applied to their studies, would | account for a higher percentage of them graduating. Alba Longa. Curiatius thus forced to contend for his life and the honor of his n: he brothers of the gir! three “Curtat space betw ive city a t he loved. Horatii" and th put on their armor and marched 0} to a great oy n the two waiting armies. There the strange triple duel began ng time the fight waged and the issue hung in doubt, One after another, at last, all three of the Curfati{ were badly wounded. Two of the Horat!i were slain outright. To the surprise of both armies, the third of the Horati{ turned and fled. He was still unwounded. As he was known to be a brave man, no one could understand his flight. But the ruse was soon explained. The three wounded Curlati! pun sued him fiercely. They did not keep together, but “strung out” some distance apart !n the chase, As soon as they were so far apart that they could no longer assist each other, Horatius suddenly turned upon the one CCG ut further battle. © This {dea appealed to Tullus. He recepted the challenge and chose for o Rome's champions Horatia’s three brothers, known as “the Horat!i.” / Cluilius selected young € ius and the latter's two brothers to fight for Raa who was nearest to him. Hushing at the wounded, tired man, he killed MyicAn ts him with one blow of his sword. ‘Then, in the same way, he attacked and slew in succession the eecond and third of the Curlatil. Dragging from the body of his sister's dead lover the gorgeous cloak the girl had woven, Horatius threw the garment about his own shoulders, as a trophy, and was carried back to Rome on the u} sed shields of his applauding comrades. He had saved the day ior his Horatia, with the other Roman women, had been watching for the r s return. As her brother was borne in triumph through the gates jshe saw the cloak about his shoulders and knew what had befallen her lover. Bursting through the cheering crowd, she barred the victor’s way. | Weeping and n dishevelled hair, she solemaly cursed : -——~g~~~~~~~ © him for the death of Curiatius. | § = é ~ ap - Killed for Horat! the fury of battle still upon him, drew | Koy Z = —— = ) : Love's Sake. his sword, that yet reeked with Curtatius's blood, and | Z = = > » Stabbed Horatia to the heart, shouting: ‘So perish all who mourn their country's foes!” In an instant the triumphal procession was changed to a throng of angry soldiers and townsfolk clamoring for the murderer’s blood. Horatius was dragged before the Judges. They condemned him to be whipped to lJeath. But !n recognition of his battle-record !t was later decided that a heavy fine and a public humiliation would suffice as punishment. | Horatia’s body lay unburied where it had fallen until passersby piled INEW YORK Loca it alt Mutusiusewsevteuts cig ae wil ae le ty Not only in percentage but in numbers do the Brooklyn public | YS kenls turn out more graduates than Manhattan. More populous as is = aT ees ei Sn ees a heap of stones above it to mark the last resting place of the woman who Manhattan, the Brooklyn graduates number 5 to Manhattan's 5,312. The Office Jokers Put Blond Hairs on Married Men’s Coats had dared to place love before patriotism. But what a reflection it is on conditions in Greater New York that y a | StS Gaeta of (a ere Gop eanpiicallesont ec +. out of the more than half a million school children so few graduate, and But Mr. Jarr Is Gently Told They’d Better Not Put One on Him ecstto: to cireatation pepartment, Bvening World, upon receint fi at the higher salaries, the more expert teachers, the greater expendilure | ies Retiree ree serene cen eerie ' ahd the fuller care are given to the few rather than to the many who | B “Oh, do, ¢ said Mrs, eae eecaied Rat oe ie of trouble Just recentiy" sata ar. yar Cos Cob Nature Notes. ed to him as ‘My gariung ut it In Jenkins’s pocket and OWADAYS folks who rr anged since t? fhave to leave school at an early age to go to work and earn a living. The small percentage who graduate are not the real test of the {a friend wanted to speak to him ar Roy L. McCardell. | i | Hi] Stryvers nave had a ter e 4 .* said Mrs Jenkins ol ee “On Quarreis will happen in the best reguiatea! swe thi marr and he t w out in a beat days atch a Mttle fish or two. Things d bass were so dig that Gus He jency e Board of Education. The’education of the nine-tent fa * said Mr. Jarr, caimly, | his ‘ound It. efficiency of the Board of Education. The educatic n of the nine-tenths RUSGR EERE Uae asBhietroneatdinlre ober nics “ty at you can't do." | a to open Mr. Melle to Iet them into the Mianus who do not graduate is more important, because while they are forced Stryver 1s jealous of h isband. Betore 1d be Jealous o1/ said Mrs. nd Compiain you're so grow on Lin ens's beach, and Saturday Lish tired, p while I’m talking to| Kelly caugit a conger eel rimost two fe ‘Lith did not know what !t was at first and was displeased when he found out. The conger eel ts not preposses “We're not doing that sort of thing all the time.” ing and {8 9 strangor tn these parts, When ‘Lish understood what he had cap " | tured die chucked Mr. Conger Into Hertert Hand's boat. Herbert was so sur- n THEY," fblundered Mr. Jarr, nd they'll put piond pairs on tne! prised that he nearly fell out. Now he says he will never eat an eel again, not ts ws that have dark wives and vice versa, JMoor sort of run, hat the ordinary ee! {s not attrective, but Herbert feels that ho oughtn't to eat provided it free. Seen TROL EERE TORO BDA oy eth anything that has #uch ugly relat Aihertestroththe publiceschools CHUL OLIMELAL TASRIGEOE Drees eae pine olces en Tho other night Unclo Minh Husted's Scotch collie Jack sw a ripple on the he test of the public schools < re % ane you be ter look through your pockets and over your ¢ t pond and dived for !t. The ripple contained Old Pop Muskrat, who promptly bit is what kind of citizens they turn 5 axe? aan it It pest you Mrs. Jar, s say! mitt east bcs of that sort the oftice Joker story won't go with me t did ptece out of Jack's nose. Jack is q tenderfoot from Round Hill and Je not ) ; r Mrs. Jenkins don't 1 know how all you men stand togetner:” posted on muskrata, though he docs vers well on wootchucks. ; ‘i regard for ; out, what fundamental instruction ARTE San se Well, doggone tt! ‘This is the last time 1'll ever tel! you anytning of tnat| 7 rs Jealous of, so, if 1 do say 11, ‘ MEA cAU acnlinvanviniarecitone ‘The impression has got around that Caruso and Melba are boaniing at the nt Hu Unis last sneeringly, “Yo be su sald Mr, Jarr. Mrs. Jarr went on, * any ma earlier io leave school, many of the graduates would have had their fur- ther education paid for by their parents had not the public treasury © to be truste “no gentleman can be ladies at a time.” they implant. z Teoulani area A AY eis Holley House, Thie !s duo, st turns out, ¢o two new grcmophones that have Juvt “If public schools turned out all “i'm the same way bbanatnply Atie Meegenelnce a arieee van aence! Hoved into the neighborhood and are making thelr presence felt on local tyem s d out a °+2-—_—_. panums. intelligent citizens, how long would the bridge crush last? If the public use to be Jealous of 7 "Mrs, Jarr tossec c ayn 1 Q e ), Bast 01 . NLT, cleart ol x “aa he] Reflections of a Bachelor Girl, [7 S22: 2c. entat ries Sas cee om lt be seca Jarr might have cause to be Jealous, and perhaps 1 ts arms have become so tired slapping mosquitoes over in Orange that schools trained every child in in- more By Helen Rowland. soaeewted a change, Helikes our black files, which will stick until you can punch ay fey ail vi end ries r such foolishness,” said Mr. Jarr. S nas ee R the 4 humb and do not require quick action Hke the Jersey birds, herent honesty, how long would corrupt politics continue? Karomiieoneruatirsanuantiatancenyenrs|| ey HEE things for which there te “the devil to pay," are So arable fas gone to our rival literary resort, Pompton, N. J., for the Such things*as these are more important than a knowledge of} younger th it seems to me that it’s the old ones that are! ane e Rea wlan most men seem to consider really} | 7 ¢s wiltam Vaughn Moody filled in part of the gap for a week, but we the worst the are now a little short on Poets. (Asa soul-companion, the main difference between al T° 00" "ore, w, Brush has cut down the Ginck cherry tree that hung over Dutldog and husband Is that the dog can't talk—and the] | "Mie ai ao the Merry Widow hats can get by without hindrance, Tt wns @ husband won't. Very nice cherry tree and supplied the ne!ghiherhood with cough drops tn season, te Holes donkey has gat eo tt can sing up to high C, . riage; but all of them live in the deadly fear that marriage +—_——— is going to be thrust upon them. Distance Jends enchantment; but too much distance be- Told in a Few Words. Ereen shusbar dandy te)erabrentolend (by, onezor the, other, HF Rock of Gibraitar Is honeycombed with seventy miles of tunneling, “Tt of them finding another “enchantm a algebra or physiology or the musical scale or perspective drawing, nd eternally lament the decay of man- Letters from the People. said Mr, Jarr. very Some men are born for marriage, some achieve mar- ways playing practical Jokes nk it's dangerous, and some-| Hot Weather Maxima. Jagainst the closing of the betting ring? | ; i a | office, with the keen sense of ie don't go there--respecta- | i Fo the Editor of 7 ng World i i eager pea s, do in the jealousy 1 ‘asked Mr Mie Hetert Parnell, an Australian, invented perforated underwear. Hot weather sum ahoy! Avoid ble me women and solld business 1Mr Jar, eHow has a jealous wite tt In the mathematics of matrimony two plus a baby : tions within a stx-mile radiu saul’ “cooling” drinks, alcohol and spiced mete chan sake oF pe ila his house on the telephone, » office, and imitate a t equals a family; two plus a mother-in-law equals a mob; Ee aan se) raison amit 3 COT) 3 C1 4 at meNaueeet| fr ng without fear | Vo, 4fe Rottnalionte Geen : erinityiedt ; Cathearal, London. foods, 1 sparingly of mea Eat voice if wife comes to the ‘p! and ask for him ®y his first name, Then and two plus an affinity equals—a divorce, on Kings, eile] . 7 ‘a ° 4 a » bu h plenty of fresh fruit and ve s Aa aa jae Haak {€ they hear by her voice she's curious they appear confused and ray it was en Kisses are love's assets, quarrels its Mabilittes, Fixtremes meet. A house tn St, Augustine, built in Je8, has been turned into Keep on the dy side of th ot Gurr! led the bluft, “| rer heroes coe re spare peetroee cml HL +N.) Don't hurry, Don't r HORN ae head shaded. Don't hours utter eating. Keep the d Dertect. Observe » rules and you “=| Listen to the Birds 2 .& ww By Bob Addams ————eeerrrereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet | The ‘‘Fudge”’ Idiotorial. | can give sunstroke that BROOKLYN DOCTOR. eee urben Trains, There Are | comms: 00KING out of our window To the 5 rye yesterday upon the pleasant eis Caan: | The scenery of Willlam street we Worcester, Mass., to 10 observed a HUMBLE White nite) in lithe ‘ove } ‘| Humble Wings. No! He was not work- from one hour and twenty . di from one host and | White Wings. Ing. He had paused In the falth ee dlelance | ful performance of his duty— Why can't subur d about (Copyrot, 1068. by the Planet Pav. co.) } the hard, arduous work of pick- This ould be al ve aixty_ ¥¢ ti RE ama ing up each Cobble-stone and of town tn summ What has be : dusting Its Table of Contents Into his wheel-can. pees. cor alias | His eyes scanned the street for a Friendly Sign. None ap- New York | | peared. On every hand, harsh, unfeeling Industry faced the poor pagul bes yor sf Los Angslen| |man, Every ONE ELSE was at WORK! Proceeding toward Frankfort street his face Ilt up with an- \tictpation, Running the wheel-can under the Bridge arch ho can explain or of his city’s nam: tter “G" in the ees Meee eaanty ce made all haste to the place next to Racky’s. Dar eee aren <A EUe0e ane een BID In ten minutes the Toller reappeared—all trace of angulsh Wee cere tutectere ‘ar wa Hee iy oan ag aol Gael vanished from his hardy features, A bright smile shimmered these fine contests, and if the ouef| de Nuestra-Senora Retna do Los An- iH “Heavens! You children MUST stay near home; Roosevelt Is going after blg game again!” under his mustache, He was a NEW MAN] aim of horsemen ts to ‘in | weles.”" GEORGE H. PETTIS. Tho HUMBLE White Wings had had ) DRINK! Breed,” then, whence ali Providenes, R I, we ence SSSR Ea a ecisweor ncn oan arn nea NP ERG