The evening world. Newspaper, June 6, 1908, Page 8

orld Daily Magazine, Saturday, June 6, 1908. —_—- Soy ees ee | , She Gages World, tng Company, Ni Published Daily Except Sunday b: AW, Ree Tipae 2 we Entered y @ursecription Rates to The kvea.ng , For England and the Continent and World for the United States ‘A}) Countries in the International and Canada. Postal Union. si $350] One Yenr, 9.5 30 | One Month.. HE suicide of Charl ing teller of the branch of the Corn has renewed | on the int eres each bill. rent was $34 a month, His salary was $29 a week. The rent took more than a week’s pay and left less than $100 to pay the doctors and nurses, the food and cloth- ing, some one to look after the house while the mother was bearin and raising the children. To pay these bills Mr. Muir took money from the bank off and on for five years. When detected he went and shot himself. fe What made him dishonest? What makes any man dishonest? Some men—a very few—are inborn thieves. They steal whenever they can and the fear of punishment is their only deterrent. Such men farely commit suicide when they are caught. To many minds Mr. Muir was a martyr.. He was not an absconder who empties the safe or a defaulter who takes everything in sight and then sends a lawyer around to dicker for immunity. He stole for his wife and children. In his case there were no peroxided worhen, no automobiles, no cham- Pagne suppers, no midnight lobsters, no betting on horses or in gambling houses—none of the methods by which an inborn thief undertakes to derive some pleasure from his stealings. s and nurse's | | | | | Many men have been tested as was Charles T. Muir. Thousands of husbands have returned with empty pockets to a sick wife, and had chil- dren come into the world without a professional nurse, and still got along without stealing. opportunities of a bank teller thes too, might have stolen. For one man justly to judge another he should put himself in the other man’s place, and that no one can do. 3+ MME, GOULD'S FRENCH PALACE. Where Mme. Gould and the Prince de Sagan will spend their honey- moon to-morrow’s World tells. It prints a six-column picture of the Chateau du Marais, Mme. Gould’s bedroom, the drawing room, the court of honor, and the view from the peris This is one of the finest places in France, and it takes a millionaire or the daughter of a millionaire to keep it going. Countess Boni de Castellane. The rules on how to pick an affinity are told. and women would try the rules there might be a test m tists’ theories. The love story is Clarissa Harlowe. There is a page on “How to Rear a Strong Baby.” Another page on photographing the flight of the soul. A discussion whether a doctor has the right to pronounce the doom of death on a patient; besides all the news and the funny section, with the Explorigator, the Kid, the Stepbrothers, Yanitor Yens, Billy Bragg, Bill's Bad Dream and the New! j Please take the trouble to order i account and your newsdealer's. e Subway. Byening We t To Joe To the Edttor of Who can explain y y ts not forced As and think I am doing a ¢ passengers have had trom ridge, over # mile, to the park please, readers, do te or pay an additional fare or think, and please te For + way t finished. to do my housew« as I know how Maybe, though, if they had had the temptations and Hl every Mme. Gould bought it when she was the = hi If only some men’ — ‘ade of the scien- Red family. 1 ty nished, and ts z ni t fas to help support n r a- | ever even Ko to a place of amuseme s kind would be a worldwid| er in fact to any piace where I wou W. H. HEEDE. | fh The Chorus Girl Says There Ain’t Really No Excuse KOPOOOOUDOOOSOSDDDOSSHOOOHOHTOS Ey Maurice Ketten. Nixola Greeley-Smith ON TOPICS OF THE DAY The ‘‘Boss”’ in the Home. CCORDING to Mme no, Wt are very haughty and Not long ago an A both China and MY AFFINITY | To boss or to be juss \¢ for y dwell s rights may be fon to every wife, wi together In a astute resembl except in the trifl | | | i | | kK matter of nien and without struggle for s » har- But man and a wo that own as the honeym' st but ering geven years’ panis ts a vener- by. 2 Of ars) 1 ose hush: nd beats him vile t ideal ts In her wo les and touched m For Calling Your Husband ‘‘Here, You!”’ at the Wedding 1 “Nobody can a pass any mora because It's against the law, and Mamma | De Branscombe says that’s why people don't marry so freely and often like | Chey used to, for now there is too many laws hedging marriage; and of the two ns. 0 be young and not married be tied in Jersey for a dollar and now Broa of New A of Wall s was ‘Harper's and possib’ dam, as it By Roy L. MccCard ell. at said the Cho: then existed, and w what ¢ rea hack to go to Jersey C! sphere. ma De Branscombe sald to Dopey McKnigh *You go look fort groom.’ “Dopey came back after awhtle saying he couldn't find any would a coachman do? i “As that was what the groom had gone to look for we eafd yes. After | @ while Dopey comes back with ‘Trim-The-Lush Larry,’ the night hawk cabby what {s our family coachman. ; “Since the taxicabs has come !n Larry ain't done any business for eo long | groom and Reflections of a Bachelor Girl. By Helen Rowland. TT woman who ts wedded ¢ the love gam! man pays the full per In wants; but a wise man wants and a wise woman she gets A man tsn’t as curfous as a woman woman tells him everything before he become curious. Cold water never cured ference never put out the d ‘Those who have tried ma: finished with the morning pa: notiing In {t;"" but somehow us trom wanting to eee for our ed people have ¢ Out tore! art and also to “But when he wanted his money first Mamma De Branscombe gave him such a call that Larry said {f she'd write {t down so he could rend it off to the driver of the next taxicab that bumned tnto his hort he'd do something hand- some for her—draw her his picturs or something like that “But he would not drive us to Jersey City, not for a thousand dollars, said, no, not for ten dollars, even! “So we took the underground ecente raflway through the McAdoo tunnels, and the happy palr was married at the first saloon kept by a Justice of the Peace that we could fi we got ba what use usually @} he as a chance to nd gets married § ther party doesn't 1k to Jack's the storeroom was closed and we couldn't Serenyere yy so we had to throw puffed rice and rice pudding at the bride and groom. time you Ait the groom in the face with a yard of rice pudding TLoule Zinshimer would give vou a gigar. ‘This created so much merrt. ment that all present commenced throwing old shoes at the groom without taking their feet out of them. “And, what do vou think, he lost h 4 Mamma De Bra who he was. say, ‘Ther ecps the rest ng her hust f and some s Eve: potted, but we h and the bride kis m ‘Here, a week Hold on tight to your temper ‘round the curves of matr: ‘Dae average woman goes from the altar into total eclipse, from which sho you! intil she becomes a widow—since husbands never look at thelr 1 nd there 1» good tin a cn temper and went away {na huff, and never emerges \ ombe scold poor Mazie for letting him wives and other men don't dare. known hm eatin’ soft clams flabino tn Jack's: “Marriage, Mamma De Brinscombe said, was a serious thingy and maybe his | ST TE i she got married once because people had money. i it ee good over the B, & O. for two However, Mazie sad {t wasn't worth fussing about, and we all took taxies Big T p f IU tl F, rd ig Tips for Little Favors. home. copie By Pullman Porter James Teemer, G Hopf T te surprising how big a tip a porter somet By CONSE Opt 4« ale thing,” sald James ‘Teemer, the Sue a ona eee: philosopher, In Lesite's Wer Ho added: “A. passer ra because he wld I did not leave his shoestrings co! shoes after I had blacked them. He said not ‘siip on his shoes in a hurry in a éleeper, on! off again because the shoestrings were Inside Careful not to leave shoestrings inside of t passenger has thanked me for being thoughtful ‘Thinking. The tip did that for me, and I never fork gets for doing a very, dy the Rooter. [Baring wenn SAY BOSS ME MuUDDER| WENT OUT AN’ WANTS Me To HOLD DE -f- -f- nan to ad to take thenr t time I have ben more than one me that did the ey) 5 79 e e 4 __| |The “Fudge”’ Idiotorial. ; cs > We have no sympathy with the hypercritical persons who are fussing over Mr, Taft's remarks about Gen. Grant's early drinking habits, Dearly as we love HUMBUG we can- Not follow It so far. We believe it Is sometimes \ GOOD to be BAD. This ts paradoxical, but we do not care for that elther. It Is the sinner ' who usually ARRIVES If he repents at the RIGHT MOMENT. | Look at the PRODIGAL SON. He got the VEAL. His WELL- BEHAVED BROTHER LOST the CALF! When a man goes OUT to be shot at, ONE or two Drinks, more or less. probably do not makes very much difersnce If he gets HIT, though they may make his OWN AIM UNCERTAINI Privately, we think men should DRINK only when they are DRY and only take something that Is VERY wet! YEP, BUT BE ICAREFUL Wi0} WHY, CERTAIN: REDDY~ mosT ASSUREDLY! WELL- WELL, PooR CHILO- PitTy, LIL BAB— DAT KID FER A HOUR OR_SO.WiLt YER ok, asn’ tt it TAKE THAT BRAT] j|HOME-s!. QUICK} WOGGLE = PONK: ) 7 4