The evening world. Newspaper, May 16, 1908, Page 9

i, OI ey ies — The Evening World Daily Magazine, Saturday, May 16, 1 — 00000000000000000000000000000000, Panhandle C0000 e Betty Vincent’s}, Advice on Courtship and Marriage. Inviting Him to a Dance. Dear Betty: EXPECT to attend an entertainment } and dance and would like to invite @ certain young man who has called on me a few times. Would it be more, peoper to write asking him to go with me than to telephone? If I write, how shall I begin the letter, as I have never written him before? B. L. It 1s perfectly proper to ask the you man by telephone and would make the (rwitation seem more informal by doing B. However, if you prefer to “write, fommence the letter “My Dear John." Should He Ask Them? ear Betty AM very good friends with a young lady of oighteon and ha taken her to severa’ laces of amuserrent, always asking her parents’ cons Do you think !t necessary for me to ask them every thae I go out with the young lady, or {s it sufficient for her to @et thelr permission. PF It would be more polite for you to tpntinue asking the parents’ consent, as fyou have always done so before. How- ver, tt is not necessary. provided tho young Iady asks their consent. A Stranger in Town. Dear Betty: AM thirty-eight, educated and have @ good position. Rolng a stranger in the city. Iam lonely and would Hike to meet some ladies. How can I Become acquainted? AL ALA Join a church or settlement club. Whe pastor of your church, if you tell Bim of your lonely condition, will no Woudt introduce you to some nice women. If you wish to join a settle- (ment olud apply for information at the [College Settlement, No. % Rivington ‘Btreet. #How to Meet Him. Pear Betty: AM seventeen years of age and go to a school situated opposite the Y. M. C. A, Building. There ts a young man who goes there who per- Bists upon wav! to me. He ts about twenty. I love him for his manly bear- fing and handsome face. Mow could T become acquainted? vb. ¥. ‘Unless you know some one who also knows the young man, there ts no way to meet him. You are foolish to a@ncourage a stranger, for you know nothing concern the young man, @nd he may not be as nico as he ap: pears. dn Love at Seventeen. Pear Betty: sera | AM a young man of seventeen and) J am deeply in love with a beautt- | ful young widow of twenty. I be-! Ueve she really loves, but regards fme asa child. What can I do to shew Ber that [am reallya man? R. 8, T. You are nothing but a child and kiow nothing about real love. Instead of mooning over the widow in for ‘course of good reading aid ath! which will soon cure you of your i @atuation. A Brical Party, Meer Betty: M about to be marr am haying @ maid of honor and a brides- maid. Is it proper to have more one best man? There are two ME FER DE RACES O1S Gov. HUGHES 19 WRONG RACING 16 DE. SPICE OF LIFE AND 'M GOIN’ TO BET ME BANK RoiL more men in tho bridal party, What @re their dutles? A. E. The two extra men should be hers, air duty Is to seat the guests at the oF house. ee - DO0G00000000 ME ODODE OOO DOC iH By Charles Darnton. | O-NIGHT'S the night! It’s} the night when Coney} Island will fling its winter | mantle into the ocean and! scamper along the green paths of | pleasure, plucking & peanut here, | snatching a “hot dog” there, and opening its eyes at new wondere everywhere, Anyhow, It will be gomething like that. { A dig golden key made by @ prominent blacksmith will unlock the gate to Luna Park the moment { Mrs. “Fred” Thompson has the teal things put away, and by that same token the whole of Coney Island will be open for business and the pursuit ; of “a good time.” For while Dream- land, across the way, will not have its “official” opening until a week | later, the welcome sign will be tied to the-latch-string to-night, and the lightning-change artists in the ticket boxes will be ready to meet all com- ers. Steeplechase Park, too, will start | things going, and all along Surf avenue and down around the Bowery the frankfurter and the music hall lady will dlossom out in thelr new spring tights. ‘ ' ‘Che Human Laundry. Of all the new things there's nothing fresher than “The Human Laundry,” which Is ready to give the domestic finish to all visitors to Lune Park. Here you are put through a wringer, consigned to a mangter, ironed out by @ roller guaranteed to reduce the most stubborn wast line, and then delivered into @ Oeaket as spick and span es a child on its way to Sunday-chool. “The Human Laundry” gives you a tight squeeze here and there, but it never gets too familiar, and {t doesn't put {ts private mark on your openwork countenance. Leaving the “Laundry” you pass along The Merrimac and the Monitor." outer wails you read: st Chapter in History of the Greatest War tie World Eyer Saw.’ And then: ‘‘Dhe Event That Revolutionized the Naval Warfare of the World. “You see.” explained our Enraptured Guide, as he led us Inside, “it's abso- lu according to history the way this thing ts doped ¢ As you will notice this a cyclo: Permit me to state again that this whole battle busi- nesa is historically correct. Before we pull off the big fight we will show varl- ous boats famous in history coming down the }ine— Rector, the Burns, the Churchill, the Knickerbocker, the Metropole and others. After the parade the Monitor comes along and fans the wadding out of the Merrimac, It's really a wonderful spectacle, both thrilling and instructive. Now, .et me take you to he Burning of the Prairie Belle.’ is POSIT O00 0000000 Pete P THERE OFF wid DODOOHODDGOSPGGOTSSPOGOOSOS Coney Island Has Tapped the Novelty Bar’! This Time Sure. OOO OOO000 HORSE IN Of Hvin' Uke you and me, Whar have you been for the Iast three year ‘That you haven't heard folks tell How Jimmy Bludso passed In his checks ‘The night of the Prairie Bellet” tion,” added the Pnraptured Guide, “But ‘The Man Hnunt' ts going to be tho most thrilling affetr on the grounds.”” “The Man Hunt will take place in the backyard of the park. “It's surmosed to be a Mexican place, hence the cactl,”” remarked the Enrap- tured Guide when we had arrived on the scene. There will be 18 persons and 10) horses, chasing a horse thiet all over the place. ‘They'll come tearing over the mountains, welling to beat the Mexioan band that wil be a feature of the spectacle, and then they! plunge into a lake of real water efter the fugitive. Arrangements have been made to capture him on the opposit ‘bank. where he will be urned at the stake, We have ordered several hun- dred Mexicans, so that we will have a nice new one to burn at every per- formance.” “Che Virginia Reel!” As we ™urried away from the excit- Ing scene that our Enraptured Guide painted’ in words » calculated make a mimeograph turn pale, we met Mr. Pete Barlow, the only animal trainer who wears diamonds when the cube Isn't looking, Mir, Bartow was taking a string of ponies out of the barn to introduce them to Mr. Thomp- son's open-air track. “You know about Jim Bludso:” asked an admiring member of the party, “Che Prairie Belle.” The Enraptured Gilde mounted steps and answered: ‘Wall, no, I can't tell whar he tives, Because he don't live, you see; eananweepy DAO Aah get of, Ahn haben the nee} While tie ponies were doing a two- steo we turned our attention to ‘The Virginia Reel.” It 4s danced by a oar that bumps into rocks and things and has more twists than a B, & O. train. “It 1s @n extraordinary things!” ex- claimed ‘he Enraptured Gulde, Mabdel— that is, Miss Talla—that is, ‘Thompson is simply stuck on it.” “The Witehian ‘Weems’ mane.qnen tn 80 49 Pee A SOIR Hh AE REO Ee SR ee ays the OODOOOUUK reer Verena, JOB, You CAN TARE ME Down To OF TRACK BuT Le Buy one FER me seus) Comin’ BACK -— WHATS THAT! GDOOODODOD®OOIO) to! THE JOCKEY GOT OFF TO GET HIS HAT: DERE GOFS ALL ME coin! a dry state, When the “This ts our best fresh-water sensa-! working. they will test the sea-going qualities of automobiles, caba and other Vehicles, all loaded with people who like to take queer trips. ‘The Waitz- ing Floor’ was ail ready for the band to strike up; the Camera Obscura had an eye out for business, and there were eleven new shows, not to mention thir- teen old favorites waiting for the sum mer crowds. Our Enraptured de never tired of extolling them, and when We broke away in the direction of Dreamland he broke into tears, And Chen “Che Hereafter.” | With an eye to the future, Dream- Gu aces le 1 ON REACH - RACE —_ « vi DDGHOWDOGGODDHEGHGQGGOSGOSIDOODSS) YOY DOOHOGSS COCDODOGIOSDOGOGOSGS | | Hereafter t entertaining Mr. Ellis w “The Damnation of Faust,” with a ballet of 200 young women, who ‘double’ as angels when Mephisto has a bad quarter of an hour with the church bells. Old Dr, Faust will knock off work in his laboratory to indulge in the pleasures of youth, and Margucrite will be waiting for him and the jewels the moment the scene shift- ora get the garden set in shape, An(#tar of the street will be Volta, the haman short ctreult, or the Blectrie immense stage has been erected, and z : 7,000 electric ts will vividly bring |E!4- Volta will be useful as well aa out the troubles of Marguerite and /Tnamental, for any one can get a ltght from him by merely touching him with To make Faust. Home-coming week {n Hades will be marked by a finer display of |® elgar or a olgarette. Thi , Droper aal- horrors, It claimed, than has ever | Utation will be “Smoke up!" The prin- ginddened Broadway ctpal feature at Bostock’s ammal arena will be Blondin, the only rope-walking of Freaks" will be an- elephant in captivity. Dreamland. The rhe Street other new feature at Reflections of a Bachelor Girl. | By Helen Rowland, OFT woap ts the best lubricant with wiiloh to keep th wheels of matrimony running smoetlily. Husbands are like dress patterns; tell beforehand how they will stand the wear and tear and come out in the wash of domesticity; sometimes the most drilltant patter | backed after the gloss of the honeymoon thas worn off. There must be something canine in a man, #ince th make him S | only way to larly to it Alas! ' ‘Tis one up that he can s! of monoayllables, punctured by growls. A wise man wil! put down the cup of love before he + # allows the dregs. The wife ‘who keeps the cellarette well Milled and the storehouse of flattery unlocked need met bother about éhe oounter-eitractions of cafes and cherus wicked, would tell you that Mrs. Satan ‘‘dreve him | | p rigitt out loud without waking himself up. Married men, lke towers, have # language all their own—consisting mainly aaa TG.” Hang On to Your Kat!’ “Lifting the Lid” will keep hate fly ing at Tilyou's Steeplechase Park, Here |in the Pavilion of Fun, an tmmense new Dullding of atcel and glass that stands 260 feet south of Surf avenue, 1s a big} funnel that looks like the ventilator of & ship. From this will come the canned volce of Caruso, and while the crowd !s| Ustening to the air a eaflor standing near will turn on another kind, and hats| will go sailing. The owners of the hats, | tarting a mad chase, will soon find} themselves sprawling on ‘The Drunken; Floor,” and then as the crowd at the/| other end of the buflding {8 laughing at | the fun, the blower will be suddeniy turned on, and they will find themselves | engaged in a similar hat chase. | “Salome's Well’ {9 another wind noy- Jelty at ‘Tilyou’s. The curious person who peers down the well will have hts you never eam of manhood turn eut te be cotton: e head, feed him sugar, order ‘him “down"' eocastonily, and make him sit up and “beg” for favors. No doubt even Satan, when he does anything particu: | love you is to pat him an af the paradoxes of » man's make- GIMME B10000 IN THe FIRST qu yilble to ket out without a helping hand, Oc Rop ( 010 TOOOOGDOSO Tilyou, leading the way to “The Pit, wooden contrivance built in the form of & bowl. Once in the bowl it ts impos- n@ the only way to “get even’ ts to push someone else into the thing. | Coney will be up to more than {ta/ usual number of tricke this summer. Watch out! He Set a Date. MERCHANT in a Wisconsin town who had a Swedish clerk sent him out to do some collecting. When he returned from an unsuccessful trip he reported: “Yim Yonson say he vill pay ven he sells his hogs. Yim Oleson, he vill Dey ven he sell his wheat, and Bill Pack say he vill pay in Yanuary.” “Well,” ak? the boss, according to Harper's Weekly. ‘that's the time Bill ever act a date to pay. Di he really gay he would. pay in ey in, Vell, @ye tank #0." said the clerk. He aay It ban adam’ cola day ven Tr yeebeytt Money. I tank that ban Mew Beginning Early. MOTHER in Camden entered the room and found her two ohiidren quarrelling about a doll. She wald: “You must stop that quarreling or T'll take the doll away.” “We ain't really quarreling, ma," sald one of the little girts, “we're play- tng Jennte’s suing me for divorce and we're trying to decide who'll have the custody of the abfld.”’ Girl's Dress—Pattern No. 59! hat blown into the a! © will be So rest for the weary on e Seven- Up Stools,” which shoot downward and leave their surprised victims sitting the floor. “This idea came to me while I was mantnent A IMPORTANT—Write your nome and address plainly, and al- ven TON FASHION BUREAU, Obtala York Send 10 cents tn cols These Patterns, % ways npectfy eae wanted. Sia hs ALWAYS LIKE 4Ov. [Things Women To Know. iHints for Home. Care of Coat Collars. ne Y husband's coat collar always M became more polled than the rest of the garment, and it seemed well-nigh inrpossible to get the grease © and dirt out with soap and water We- ally I tried alcohol and salt, and the collar was cleaned nicely with no treus ble at all. Turkey Stuffing. 4 OIL sweet potatoes with skins on until t.ader, then peel and megh. To each pint add one teaspoon salt, three shakes pepper, two tablespoons butter, three table dns sweet cream, ‘one teaspoon sugar, one cup pecan nuts, chopped fine. Mix and fill turmey, but do not stuff too full eo Duplicate Embroidery. ile trace a pattems from ae fintwhed piece of embroidery place over the piece some white tissue paper; fasten securely and then rub all” over with an old spoon, using the Dack of bowl. The pattern oan be outHned and then traced on any piece of Inen. Protong Life of Shoes. COAT of eum of copa! varnish ap- piled to the soles of bocte ant shoes, and repeated as it Gries until the pores are filled and the aun face shines like polished am: , make the soles waterproot end toes them last three times as long, + HD simple dreae that I is Worm ower |} sulmpe fs swegw: | one of the prettiest See | young girls, and thie motel” takes peculiarly entietne-" ' tority lines. It 1s adapted to light welght wook to uhe pretty simple sftks, that will be so much worn season, and alo to washable materials, iNustrated ¢¢ te this and skirt eve joined beneath the belt, so forming the semiprtn- cess dress that {s a @om ‘The waist ture of the season, en@ the short sleeves are of phe latest cut, yet Oe frock is an exceedingty nimple one. ‘The qiantity of matertat | for the mediuny years) is 67-8 yards S$ yards 32, or 6162 yards 44 Inches wide, 814 ing. No, 5994 wT” n sizes for girls of 12 and M4 years @f 84, HE EVN ). 182 Fast Twenty-third atreet, Mew in or stamps for each pattern ordered. ee oa eee