The evening world. Newspaper, May 9, 1908, Page 8

The Evening World Daily Magazine, Saturday, May 9, 1908. e | CeeerIMCOrOROODOOODS NEGO c HSOOOE } T he Poor W 1 d 0) W H a t. = Nal Cie Rens History Has Been Nore Daring, Dramatic and Uneenventional in His Metnods ‘Ihan the Lischievous Little Despot Cupid, Whose Conquests Are Here Recorded. The Romance——— if By Mauric Ketten Nos. 63 to & Published Daily Except Sunday by the Press Publishing Compa Park Row, JOSEPM PULITZER, Pres., 7 Fast 734 £ (Sea Went 119th Street. Second-Class Mail Matter, ¥ a For England and the Continent ant All Countries in, the International Postal Union. a * Entered at the Post-Office at New York as Gubscription Rates to The Evening World for the United States and Canada. oe Sets ag | gre Seti" a eat — eae ==Love-Making By Thornton Hall. -MORROW’S WORLD will bo | al YNOPSIS OF PRACEDING CHAPTERS. 7 sovlical, broad-minded, big-souled, and he biggest and greatest newspaper teat ily kk things. Brunette, nat ever was. Biggest refers : Nps, and sp the number of (pages 200.) | dove very attractive racter and strength, but wt est refers to the contents, ing Compan ¥. World.) warm, generotse > of the articie’.} i i with mer- : contain, t CHAPTER IV. n dignified, contain, th: ty and truly nt, the advance Odd Ways of Winning prudish or sug a bit, but can plan Cannot judge une butcher's shop, dut nner-party a suscess, fannot add a col n of figures, Dut can tell a good story, Does not imagine wanted a husband t hers (s an excep. the other day, she did not let | realizes the deplorable concealment feed on her age of greed there site damask cheek. That would| thousands whose souls ate yearning be such a foolish thing to do, for it r of expression, but would only spoil her oharms without bound by galling ing her de oa | of mechanical toil.” So she bold | AM al Wives. “What matter how the woot: f but the bride be fairly we —H. GLOVER. ii, a pretty maid ce, politics and lustry for which they stand. This issue is in commemoration the twenty-fifth year of the own- ership and direction of The World ry Joseph Pulitzer. It marks a quarter of a century of newspaper greater in extent, more field, more ort effectual’ done srogres comprehensive in powertul in its. ef 0 voice public ion, than pr : history ever recorded. Within the past quarter of a cen-| iry the duties and obligati newspaper have become devel- ped and defined. Before that there was the struggle of centuries to establish a newspaper's rights, wi i h were finally incorporated in the first amendment to the Constitution of the United States prohibiting Congress from “abridging the freedom of speech or of the and in the Constitution of this State, which pro- | ies that “every citizen may freely speak, write and publish his senti- on all subjecis, being responsible for the abuse of that right; and all be passed to r in or abridge the liberty of speech or of | the press.” It was further incorporated in the State Constitution that the truth of the publication may be given in evidence in prosecutions for | libel, and if the statement was true and “ hed with good motives and for justifiable ends” the jury shall acquit. With the rights of a free press thus constitutionally guaranteed there arose the necessity for a keener sense of a newspaper's duty both to its readers and to the community where it circulates. his duty is not a matter of dollars, but of conscience. It is a civic, not a private, duty. Its foundation is the obligation to tell the truth, to be accurate, to be faithful, to be fair no matter whom the truth bene- adva rriage Lottery. Miriam FE na. ewspap to ratse the in her voice for he tickets for the if sold, Dore the ‘or the purpose day ne Moon at nig is a gentleman wh handsome and of good taste, I will join | r itfe, and share the pleas deing buried in the = subur>. The signor had on: a passion for macaroni; and 2s unable to find a cook sufficient skiiled to prepare this delicacy to } te, he decided to take th bo! { offering his hand end ¢ prize to the lady who, in a compet ghould prove herself the cleveres: artist nm macaroni. h novel ntest, with such & substantial reward for the attracted no fewer than 10 apetitors; the most successful 4 whom Signor Tasino led in triumph to |ing the lady clared that she the altar a few days later. worth halt a pound; scales , were produced; the bridegroom handed Gambled for Bride. oven! 10h pounds ie eNtiiinesl tontha tgaes Many a bride has been won in pay- ents, and the neldiag ceremony wae-at ment of a gambling debt; but none un- eded with. ler such singular and romantic condt- | novel was the project+of @ tions as Lady Sarah Cadogan, daugh- | tea company to provide a hus- ter of that Lord Cadogan who fought | » to Jady canvassers for so gallantly In the Duke of Marlbor- r » terms of the offer werees ouch'’s wars. Lady Sarah was a mere ng lady who pro F Fee eis the truth, those truths of most publi importance|'T HE Chorus Girl Says Everybody’s Peevish See real tetas eermen ae ae te Compete Awan a game of cards to the fat! y recetved, fe should be presented most fully. There should be no distortion, perver- | 66 29 B +t W t W aes ar lffatlStarai ie wiven\ che iiessi transi montiin Ieeee ley eas sen 14 | Was summoned from school and|cetve £500, and be al sion or concealment. And the ‘‘Leave Us Alone uttons Won (0) 0 emrehee Goreme, torpe oel prams 0 Before the growth of the United States from a sparsely settled .. |tokt he must marry forthwith, he ex- Sh ung gentleman refuse te ; : : s pay for them, but somebody paid for them, eli except Mamma De Branscombe’®, claimed with boyish frankness country with villages and small who got here om credit because she brought a good customer to the millinery! “What! marry that dowdy! Ne cities where every one could verify aes By Roy L, McCardell. that ain't paid for what was ordered yet. Mamma De Bransoombe's hat !s £0) Probably Sarah's opinion of her s et mba ae ea red that a lot of people think it was trimmed by a volunteer fire department. }pand-to-be would have nearby news first hand, and where 667 FL only hed the time,” said the Chorus Girl, “T could | Amy De Branscombe's 1s one of the new Singer Building style, with @ high | uncomplimentary if she wo! of outh communication v write a musical piece. I've got a lot of ideas, and I | crown trimmed with a spiral staircase Puss Montgomery's hat !s trimmed gia expression to it, bu either b rd mouth communication fi + y. I 3 om ci a pound of tea, th speedier than ‘the public _ prints know they are good ideas because I seo them in all/ with a white Leghorn rooster, but aa it is a white Leghorn hat, why, T €ues3 (nor bridegroom was consulted tn Wasilla ebaibee gran <7 Be + there was a con: check upo the other musical pieces. she's in right for once. , Matter, and the two ahildren were made “But I don’t get time, and Dopey McKnight says tt "Oh, and I want to tell you about Dopey McKnight. He created an aft! man and wife on the spot, the young and the winning or @ _published error. check being removed by the ding together Mayor of Kol- octed as arbitrator in te. In district tt the Dridegroom to pay ot centous manner. After iInspeot- of the| the amount of the y: rry her. we will pay her breah-of- promise damages, £100 extra, and dim -|miss the young gentleman from the been equally | firm, though wiv are not, nad riven car r metaphorically, givem | don't do you no good when you do get time; it gives YOU | gcene at the snare the other night when Old Man Moneyton was Dayne hI8 Lord being packed eff to he ee a are gamo of Dilllards and @ no chanct to get ahead with anything. Look at Donald | poard. Wihen Old Man Moneyton flashes his roll and Dopey sees a bit of ten-buck |gana tour with hts tutor, eee the | Brize ® ley. Bnet cube, ‘Amy Do Branscombe's brother. He's bad green bunting om the outside he asks Old Man Moneyton for some professions !raqy Saran wus sent dack to tne | A Wile and $10,000. en - time to do lots of things, but he didn’t, He had time in| coptes to try over on the piano. ursery, fr th ch My CE of millions of pe acquainted Einira onoe and several places out West, But he told! ‘put Old Man Moneyton knows it ain't right to give Dopey money Decause eee ee eee hea been #0 | Some time ago a New York+newsper with each oth and un- Dopey it was all bunk; they kept nim so busy doing! popey gets up in the night and steals {t from fnisself, so he says him nay. SOT) GEE a Brean h hed the offer, by Mr. Dwight | sie things for them he couldn’: do nothing for hisself, §°,, “at this Dopey starts to rave and shakes Mis fist at the piano and says he'll) oo. March returned : Senml | ngton ranch owner, of @Me | able to vei newspaper accordin’ to that, even if I had time I couldn't do it. never speak to !t again, and says that’s all the thanks he gets, and he's prom-| 1 asome young man daughter's hend, a sum of £30 @ me charged wit more rigid “But my {dear fe to have one of the scenes laid in a iced ft a toothbrush to clean te ivorfes with. CR aR Er TE: pnere comfortable house and a reversion of : SA studio like an egg. Alfred, the young artist, {s starving “At this Mamma De Branscombe says we'll all go out to dinner and Od | caving penenal es a 5 the ranch, to the most eligible young ' responsibility both as to the accu- tracy of its statements and as to the to death in hi ing In it because that wo Heautifully furnished studio, and he can't! sfan Moneyton will pay for it. and we'll lock Dopey up tn our dining-room, where | jan desirous of becoming his somin- d spoil the decorations ant cral the scene. | there isn't nothing to eat. Which we do law. The response to this tempting ti with “that dowdy.” At any rate yowed he would have his fling in Lon ines - 1 , In goes up. showing him working hard all right on his ofl paint-! “Furthermore, to make sure Dopey shant have no nourishment, we take hip |% ceva vitation was so overwhelming that witiie fuil knowledge of tic affairs was members of the painters’ union they wouldn't work at night | cigarettes away from him. Now, you can pick on Dopey a whole lot, but when nurs settling Cae to svoh an |1."Q week Mr. Dwight recetved neadigt which the comm have a right got paid double rates. But it looks grand to see them studio scenes: he's got his mad up he don't care what he does. 80 he tells Mamma De Brans- es dpe ana eae ‘© | Aix thousand applications from men of ee iPumgnt with the artists working on thelr ofl paintings under red electric | compe he'll get something to eat even in the dining-room. eas Sate an jn; | most all ages and conditions, to derive from it. lehts, I suppose they like to paint landsoapes and things at night because it's wie keeps them dire threats, because when we return we find he has lit the |® DOS OpPl) te the most beau. sit!)" ihe candidates incltided. 153 dootens That duty this newspaper en- wulet, and under a red ight because it's soothin’ gas, cooked Amy's canary on a hatpin and made a pea utlocleralecnten les can bere) aaa CH eb aie ang |S undergraduater, 08 “sockety and ob But my painter will be In love with his beautiful young model. She's a mys- the fern dish, There ‘wasn't no use to do anything bul , 3 ie foriong ghit and he don't know {t's a millionaires daughter Just posing for | ir you go too far with Dopey he'll bite you in the dark like an infuriated ratiolt, | Would be to win and to wear! Dee aeaatirionlciarketiisiehcooteae tanto | 1f 50U Fo toe rene spring gets on people's nerves that lives in fats. They miss| |“ ho is that lovely girl in the stage | tT et nen,” 1,082 men ofS ‘She may be little Fif,’ he says, ‘the daintiest Ilttle model tn all the Latin | them natural instincts of burning ruybish and making poner oa Snanthey lence ne eee hela pple eee an Gaoupationl (ané=cnelt tramp enone) OUR TiaraenA he comes now! ‘But she ts an honest working girl and no just take !t out clinching with their best friends or not treating a walter like as | Ce vio! Quarter. A re sh. mn «6 i Foe stan equal, waiters being especially peevish in the spring. Maybe it's: ™ be\a atranger’ in London i¢ you! Wt0™ was) eloquent in the description one can say a word against her!" | £ i i ee er saat of the town] of nis own preferontial claims, But alsst cvphe artist can't afford to pay ‘his model all the time, so this fixes it so that | because they knows they 1s going to be laid off and they better be laying pipes sou eee ei Maron tt of | ot one of them all was destined to be men," 22 miniaters of religion, 1,267 drag~ deavors to live up to, In t haste of publication, in the hurry of the many things to be done, wi sthe addition of the inevitable er- . rors which obse narrator netimes he paints from the nude and sometimes from his nude! for summer hotel work because thelr days a the GTA Cun esbind In fora made happy. for Mr, Dwight nd note takers c: hel 1 at's all th I've got, because me head aches when I think too!{s numbered, So they insults the best-pay’ guests right and left, and their | pi Py : rate ecdltent and note takers ca help from That's all the further fo ; 0 nu cote te why they stopped to pick wild flowers in 1. His Wonderful Wife. ally discoveret in Boston his ideal eg and when my head aches my hair comes out of curl. But you can fix it | answer to a caustic In i 4 in-law, and es @ ohr esc eeene in the studio at ml@night and the second acene at the flower | pounce a ketchup (oottle on somebody's face, Sometimes they is fired and some-| Lady March! Wiby. the fairy vision hronteler - .|puts it “six tho eat at Nise and we can get some vaudeville comedians to play Jew and | times they Is made head waiter, it all pends on whether the proprietor has had | Feo ea BD cyaumnrarinel vely duck Eetel ee send duds of Irish parts, and they can put in all thelr old stuff; and if you don’t overdress |g bad season and whether them's his sentiments or not. x of a few years e! ed Ne America is of course the land par-em> Has pas vary imanicns og iter ; et. except Marie Montressor has been | “id thelr union prove that when he mo ne Is and if you chase the plot off the stage every time it sticks {ts nose on T don't know any more scandal in our s io n | ‘ted his beautiful. Countesa quickly |Ccellence of matrimonial marvels end making, it is physically to dscharge this dut) to the best of its abili x beet ative nein RTOnT a) elt uste Mr. the coffee broker, and somebody has told tc 7 an vas SS eee ee eo eR rea il GD SGn an Heeliplece, MUUIDS | ole oO eae piel drooped and faded away. 1g doubtful whether tt would be pom S { One \fovalties, No? Oh, very well, then, de fussy! | Bie ite anya she don't care, she's wearing a ‘Leave Us Alone!’ button, and He predeceased her’ she for a ittie triea | ble to devise uny method of ry Sy j 18) iG ain’ hin’ ir 4 2 renee in she'll flash it on her. | ‘To live without him: Itked {t not, and aied.""| wedding which hag not elready been v They ain't nothin’ much new up at the flat that I can tell you, because If Mr, Burlap's wife butts in a | Fow young ladies, howover desper-|put into practice across th. ; if you was real Interested you'd call to see us onct in a while, but we have all got| “Stick around, kid, there's something coming off. letaisienincsakceled nates nevsutiel bathelletostiaer cs} Rater why * - ced Cy ey Fe TIA CST the news calmly because you didn't “T think it'll be Mazle's Psyohe knot __| courage, lke Miss Hitzabeth Magie, of| inspiration of the Matrimonial mAs Fo the Editor of The Evening World lay. § 1 t Washington, to advertise themseives|St. Louis, which not only arranges pi Readers hu train t F I D The Courtship of Cholmondeley Jones B F G Lon [ee auction-sale #8 the hMghest bidder. | nics for its members but in order that not or Hiya see ine tier cn e In arktown Ww ; Metres - e|These are words in which Miss Magte,|tho man and meld whose hearts as well? lFateera sunt ene E OV e and) Beautitull: Araminis us | vacant aTopplst ecruiite, $i07a\cweslt!| his lnpaied ehallibeltraneportaaitort an Ae) . [as speedily as possible, am proclaimed her qualities and defects: | hivalve oresem to snitch then iat on i : bi TANS STREAMLY THSS PIONTRESSOR, WILL TSTOH CHOLMON: oung, intelMgent, educated, re- "the spot. : LASS ee 08 Tou D0 ME DE HONAH Did Oa HEART DELY, YOU SUT- | ‘ned, true, honest, just, poetical, philo- e (To Be Continued.) the | ROLLERIN,’ 08 ER RoLt WIF 4 3 TENLY 00 —— he Fa \AvaTOW | PIAA LVL LLY SPEECHIFY BLessom! M05’ DELUSH- 10USLY. Reflections of a Bachelor Girl. Aw parcat CHOLMONDELY) how many lea 0 ; ' take him, and n | Byiticient Rowland’ fex have taken when is and. 1 Aa tallene Onis! ay OVE Is the spur, matrimony the whtp that drive @ Beaten cat : Peter man to hard work and successful accomplishment. simultaneously in 1 ow It isn't the troubles and sorrows they share, but Peretti nouna in ails , parties and midnight suppers they don’t share, separate most married couples, It may be possible to patoh up a wornout love affair, fat the darned places will always rub even if they don’t show. There never was a man living Who wouldn't marry Venus, and then expect her to stay home and do the cooking, When a girl marries she usually ‘has to choose whether 1¢ prefers to sit at the foot of a throne or to stand om a door-mat. » hound in this period ) AH DONE TOL. You Nor TER EXPEED. f) DAT SEED THoL? ON DAR! x You's Goi? ¥ Too PRECIP- ( ITUPTIOUS *( CFO ME! COME WITH. Hl ME - YOUVE EXCEEDED THE (SPEED LIM! or cou thelr lives to the wedding march; 80 soon, The longest way ‘round the saloon and the stage door is the shovtest. way | for some men, | | Retter. be a young man’s slave than an old man's nunse, Love {s lke a good dinner; the only way to get any satisfaction out of i 1s to enjoy it while ft lasts, have no regrets when it {ts over and pay the prise you can't expect two poople to keep step alt \ A Baneh but it's a pity the Joy-bells get out of tune To the Hai If oO} t pesyelaye a Baturda my experle tam arti in the dark Philosophy. To the World Aines, 239 Rroadywas <@. I fail to find a o needad I stumble hen I don't want it. That| oot ho is eligible to t part of a newppaper 1 wish to save 18 | 4 meric Revolut Rolin eens with good grace. tumually fred Wpto the kitchen stove. !he apply for conditions of memberei ‘The only common ground on which seme married people ever meet io Cp burying ground Dhe plumbing Mgually gets out of or- M.. SLASO: