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The Evening World Daily Magazine, Monday, May 4, 1908. The Day of Rest. Th S ory 0 i By Maurice Ketten. € t f Pudiishea Daily Except Sunday by the Press Fu OO ere SE WE | The Presidents » = az oe a — NO, 1M ALRIGHT, ‘ ‘ff Wintered at the Post-Office at New York as Second-Clase Mat!) Matter, al DOC. IToLo MY Weer Oe {aed BAe cae eae tea | MS REunises ia the incermational | SNS Usain HAIHA! CLEVER ayso and Canada. Pr } vets 0 ed | H (aka = | NO. 17,088, ; | No. 22—FRANKLIN PIERCE. - THE VALUE OF TALK. HEN a boiler gets up steam three thi can be done with it. The best is to use the steam to do use- ful work. Second, the steam can blow off through the safety valve. Third, if the boiler keeps on mak- ing steam which neither goes into an engine cylinder nor wastes through the safety valve there will be an explosion and somebody is | Fourteenth President (1804-1862). Slender, dark, handsome. Large, O° rather weak mouth, long, straight nose, high cheek bones, long chin, big, dark eyes. A} Franklin Pierce, a New Hampshire lad, found himself, at eighteen, at the very foot of his class at Bowdoin. In those days such a post- tion 8 disgrace. The only excuse Pierce had to offer was that he had Spent too much time drilling a military company of fellow students fo) and too little in study. It was a blow to hig father, a shrewd old farmer, who had been a Revolutionary captain and later was to become Democratic Governor of New Hampshire. The boy himself had the grace to be ashamed of his idleness. So well did he retrieve his {Il luck that tn Boren he was sent to college when he wanted to be a soldier young ee 1 . { y 1824 he was graduated third highest In a class that contained such future very likely to get hurt. Reieu cries. Mio Hot IT'S ONLY Kae HAw : celebrities as Henry W. Longfellow and Nathaniel Hawthorne. Man's brain is a sort of human Hale} TRICK, REAT ONE Though his father was well-to-do, Plerce had deen obliged to teach MORNING, He! HE! HE! HE! HE! NERY FUNNY- A GREAT ONE NERY FUNNY school In order to pay his way through college. After graduation he studied law and was admitted to the New Hampshire bar In 1 He lost his first case in a rather ludicrous fashion. To his joking friends he exclaimed: ‘ll live to neither myself 1 The prophec. nee began his pol ‘ boiler which is continually produc- ing words and ideas. The best thing to do with its products is to apply the ideas to useful work, to high thought, to elevating and advancing the world. And to use words to express these thoughts and to aid in the Progress of civilization. | Some men have more ideas than words. Most men have more, words than ideas. In either case talk tends to restore the balance of bra Pressure and to maintain a mental equilibrium. If this cannot be done freely and in public the result is hidden agitation, secret conspiracy and every little while an explosion of some kind A few weeks ago the police prohibited a public meeting in Union Square. This was the duty of the police, since under the law public meet. ings in Union Square may be held only under a permit from the Park Department, and the Park Commissioner had refused to issue a permit for this meeting. But all the police and Park Commissioner could do was to prevent Doc HAW! HAW! ue ¢ in this court-house in a way that will mortify my friends. Was soon to come true. Indeed, 60 quickly did he rise ) the New Hampshire Legislature, n first to last he was an ardent devoted follower of Andrew Jacke ed in the Legislature, being Speaker 3, when only twenty-nine, went to Con- But in 1837 he ng the youngest to hold such a » were Daniel Web- Thomas Benton and so young a man work and won the friend- probably have remained in 1829 he was een al car as a lawyer t Ther Democrat, and rs arted publi son's doctrines. Four ng the last two. His work ther er than bril was me Rapid Rise ¢ and Battles. § , 0 . ‘i ; LTHINK IHAVE \GuEss So 1842 and went back to orderly public speaking. _ They could not Prevent a crowd gathering. FOOLED HER OLD CHAP ornéy-Generalanlp in They could not keep excited men from climbing on stoops and trucks, THIS TIME r of New Hampshire shouting defiance and proclaiming forcible agitation. One man whose \ Ho! HE! wht WD Chawaes De brain was out of equilibrium exploded a bomb. Ha! Hal om his retirement, ic , shemaki reve j and woke as a private in @ Public orderly speech-making was prevented, but at a cost of Haw! New Ha t once gave him a Brigadler+ reased social disorder. Ger s mareh against the On May day there was another meeting at Union Square. The} : que ois Park Commissioner had granted a permit to some of the same socialists to whom a permit for the prior meeting had been refused. This meet was attended by police, not to prevent public speaking but to preserve or- der, to see that everybody who wanted to speak was allowed to speak. a horse whose norse could not cross rom his wounded knee earth Ina dead faint. His men revived him him from the fleld. But he refused here he was, under a galling yugh d ing no vast military 1 courage and for his his command. He was one of war with Mexico, and who Among these were Ulysses Robert E. Lee. Democ convention for President on t was his V opponent. Plerce won the eott’s 42. This Democratic triumph which almost Immediately went out ident begun when the evar fresh flame. Although he ve Slave law, as had Fille so frowned on anti-slavery a o the Whig | The Girl of 1908 } o | The “Fudge” Idiotorial. | Whizzing through Greenwich. Conn., yesterday in our new, $10,000 Cutta-Dasha Machine, our attention was arrested by a, The Best Jokes From the Papers What happened ? Of the Day. Thousands of people went to Union Square expecting there would! ¢¢7™ * be trouble. When they found out there would be no trouble and that! Must Eat Pic les And Be Pale. pute between the United States and Mexico r Trouble with England as to fishery er and a “reciprocity” treaty anized and a “retired Hst" pro- men here for her Crimean resulted in on questions was made. Our dip! led for th | Toot! | Toot! | i insanity quire the “TOOT!” . pest efforts could only partly check. | It was those who remained would hav list he speeches the! ‘1 - 4 war tn 1S n conseque ithe British Minister as i ; ould have to listen to the speeches most of the pitas sign marking a tunnel and Mr. | e eut | well as Bey The matter was patched up with no great diffi- Bathering went away. | apartm Toot! Mellen’s railroad. reading: e everal culty. Border een the slavery and anttslavery factions ran The few who stayed orated until their throats were hoarse. The so- *°4>** 3 Bota ie 2 : A sas during this Administration, which : eee? Cialists objected to the anarchists speaking at the socialists’ meeting. The | 66 aD 1908. by the Planet Put { Bian Wee one of the countless clashes that led to the clvil war. Police decided that everybody could eae —-- What a world of thought Is In Kansas. At the close of his term Pierce came up again for speak and that no speaker should aie embraced in this Single Combination of but two letters of the mtn TEV HOL WARM ne allie ted en nnteaese be interfered with. gaged alphabet. “t’ and “o"! Little letters make a loud noise. This nine n er, Pleree, by his viow m a no-slave State, lost > Btrong slavery faction. On leaving led In Europe feo p years, then returned to N. H. Except for a speech during the Civil War Confederates, and a letter to Jefferson Davia can. bolition of slavery, the rest of Plerce's life was without His wife and three children were dead, and his final years were spent !n loneliness and sorrow. leads us up to our THOUGHT. | Make a LOUD NOISE and psople will think you are doing “something. Keep very still and they will think you are DOING, « SOMEBODY, | | We LOVE a LOUD NOISE! We make all we can, and wil continue to until our WIND GIVES OUT. We are pretty well) *.’ supplied with WIND, We use the Wind to turn our Whesls. Stop! in some day when you are not busy and see them go around. Wteea Kindly note that the people 1t this meeting who wanted to inter- fere with anarchists’ speeches were the socialists and that the most bit- ter attack on the socialists was made by Alexander Berkman, a profes- Sionai anarchist. ~ This kind of talk lost all-inter- est in the public air of Union Square. The audience was bored. | The police stood around and yawned. The speakers soon tired of hear-! ing themselves talk. H There were no bombs, no trouble, no disorder. How much better it is to lift the safety valve than to have the boiler burst! ie Mr. Showem \ Letters from the People. [BRA ERY de E, 7 EASY Jo, —F. Two Razors, fo the Eitor of The Evening Wor A correspondent complains of trouble fm shaving. Let him have one for | clearing off the rough beard on his face and a second razor for finishing off the shaving and he'll have no more tr series may he obtn on appliention » for ench article to “The Evening World Miasing nimbers of th by sending a oue-cent at | Cleentntion Depnetme ommjexion women POBGGOGOGOGHODHOGODDOSTOHOHESE and COM’ | MEGBEOBECOOOOOIOO ie Nixola Greeley-Smith ON TOPICS OF THE DAY 5 The Longest Straight Track. 1 is to be found on the line © re ATE’ ine Republic. 2 miles + miles from the city named. Paints a Porch Chair Mrs. Glyn on Divorce, YN was quot Am recently tn Chicago ag must be the happlest suse it has the greatest » the happlest efty in it bonds than Iam Inclined to the n's recent HMterature one ‘x forced to conclude that she regards divorce as a relic of rism, {t being So much easier for heroes or herotnes er view, bece leaps, or the 4 ber that the took to catch the fox 1 aN thefr affections light upon without tedious, OSE PH Big and Little Thiev | Bathing Beachen. Glyn tw right in declaring us te To the Etitor of The Evening Wor : mae Evening World Me on earth, We are at once the hap. bay ener to ie Suartien, A) do son is coming. Here unhappy ive more on our emotions. and moreover ye often ple for clemenc: for t roveme: v Oo mig 1 thi ny otner ion oO ef Deopie often p ‘ y mente T want to mug (aiesiecnenetiona unorebeccioumlymethali ar nation on earth fae thletr) atte) because) lt @ligem:) One ie thet all ‘besshes be as ro he wure, the Latin races regurd us as cold blooded for the simpte thief whould be sent to prison he |iighted and arranged t a hat people can rs cy regard loving often as equivalent to loving much, But Amert- ra SAE Cerys Wet EL ES OCD eaats a oe eee Naony ording to their hearts, A Frenchman {s not Tee eee ee ae Waite eine Reaches ones Gayaidoltola: men “AW, WHATS THE ) [SEND [oR (aitk Ty ieee mite bechuse he doesn't get on with his wife. An Englishman thetts by & man out of work. It alllaeho has to work till 6 o'clock? A Leis te ) THAT MAN eee a centr hecauae hiv tances has silted hin, for there ara always sporte— on how much he other x: thing would be to set aside 1 USE ¢ — RASTUS!-7 Aol chat uailaisstoaekey nize ¥ even—and what ts the love of women @ loat of bread he may land peacnes where people could get ren’ sea 2 races, Leaded 1s a few mill h things fon five (ci ? 00 red with these? 4 IE be stewie ie fom wiliicn# ne bething for five cents, Let the city do y Carrara ie te heart ts quicksilver under glass, the Englishman's seena ae eee ae eee aes thie. 1 think the investment would pay PERE ain eta he tepid, doughy, indigestible British delicacy served he difference, readers? == MAT celine Hee of aintiar eonelateney to the teptd, doughy, Indigert th ee. * Lomas Aret wenson, Lota of ne ‘citi thety national roast beef--Yorksitre pidding. ‘The Americana, being in the Fox and Hound Problem. bla leteusie athing, but can't aftora see ace, ta not eo auceptible of Inspection and analyels, But this much we Sel Die] Benet of These Terns World Genie nie kuow of him: the American loves when he marries and as long as Possible mapa -propiem) recentiy appeared iB afterward. When he or the woman he has married ceases to care they want emia: Mieapelehesdiclie mound. 1 f alvores, because, to our ample, Ingenuous minds, not loving your husband or Reund takes ¢ leaps while the fox tak write senma a serious, even a dreadful thing. On the other side, where to love parenper Petit ict tbe Hounds: leans are ! aeee ite tn renarded at least os a harmless though undoubtedly pleblen eoeene equal to 7 of the fox’s leaps. How far wWashtngton FH Paeity’ Unere ta no euch need for divorce aw there ts ‘here will the fox go before he ts overtaken PRS OTe ne earun ortaxin’ cimpioacharatatalfineral/ Of Oye end how many leaps will the hound my ime wuitcr of T fake? Here is my solution: Let 8x — | have an (He number of the fox's leaps before he very ameuit to 7 : P & overtaken by the hound Let 7x —{t5 be married and wou ke to @e wumbder of the hound’s leaps to catoh! 4: ananeed defore that time We fox. Ther o> ore Regarding Love as important, wo are entitled to give him a state funeral and any other honors of mourning we can devise If Mrs. Glyn intended her renarke on our numerous diverces as a eompli= ment, we deserve tt. If as a criticism, she 1s only one ef many placing feoliahig futile hands on the wheels of progress. e 4 s New Hampshire law practice, .