The evening world. Newspaper, May 2, 1908, Page 8

The Evening World Daily Magazine, Saturday, May 2, 19005. i a 7 ite - is | Utilizing the New Hat. ; ? : Published ae by the Press Publishing Company, Nos. 53 to a! By Muchos Ketten. Live Wire Stories ‘a Park Row, New York. goarrn yerstzen, prea, 1 Rast 1H front SL ANGUN OTAMY, Rea-Trens, 191.97 of New York Life Entered at the Pos:-OMice et New York aa Second-Class Mail Pw | Bubecription Rates to The Hvening ; For England and the Continent and | AS A ~~ _ “World for the United States Al outs oayiay Gta er i cCOSEY Ome e enr OSs 5 aie ae One Feary: (hy CORNER i ne BMonth j _ | One Month Hd, UMBRELLA The Greatest Short Story Writer of All VOLUME .NO, 17,086, } as | EADDDADOWOOGOGODODODODOGGGHOGOGOGOTOIDHDGOSIGOIADODODOO? WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE AN ANGEL? HANCELLOR DAY came from Sy- “A cocktal!, of course."* ! The Buyer From "I thought tt was some wana of tea you ordered. iis Is Hquor. You can't i Cactus City drink this. W $ your first name?” 2 “To my Intimate friends," sald Miss 4 Asher, freezingiy, “it is ‘Helen.'* 1 “TAsten, Helen,’ sald Platt, leaning (From ‘The Trimmes Lamp." by 0. Henry.) | over the table. “for many years every (Copyright, 1907, by O. Henry.) time the spring flowers blossomed out. on the prairies I got to thinking of Somebody that I'd on en or heard I: is woll that hay fever and colds dolor 1 knew It minute I> racuse University long enough to tell the Harlem Y. M. C. A. that “I would rather live here than in heav-| en.” Chancellor Day is better known for his encomiums of Stan-| rd Oil, one of whose vice-presi-| ts endowed the Syracuse Uni- than for his views on | not obtain in the heathful vicinity of Cactus City, Texas, for the dry mporlum of Navarro & Platt m1 there. .s not to be sneezed man tn ‘Texas fuil dress sutt—b ont, broad-brimmed soft w lay-down collar three-fourths | ch high. with black wrought n necktle-entered the wholesile ak and suit ent of Zizz- baum & Son, on lowe! adway airs to show saw you yeste home it in your looked at me. Youu ve got to fall into le trick I picked out, r over.” i arat diamond sol? Miss Ashery i versi It is well, however, that some public man should occasionally say something about heaven. It would be still better if he said something about hell. | ne table Few people give sufficient thought to their future state. If the soul ties ia j Yi = ‘ | ASA to come,"’ he said to Texas.” fs immortal, most people believe, it must continue after death to a} aIRepuye more or less happy future existence. If there is no immortality it would! “had a be no less necessery for people to lead just and upright lives, for this Miss Asher was the crack 1 ms te life would be the only opportunity to do good. me at first, but I see yor Chancellor Day says that ‘the idea of mansions in the skies and s peep a songs and harps and s things never very much fascinated me There are others who, if they were frankly to speak their convic- tions, would coincide with Chancellor Day. ~ ’ “-Z y ' eg | ¥ y aS. { &, ASA { SCREEN { | a dig Brow k | lake. The ' | nm and the | said Miss Asher, | you up. but yo! 3 as wel get wise, onc) | hy e you stand. I'm mul - = posed to go to dinner with you ay 2 Many people do not enjoy being good. If they were by any chance) ; i ntide ve wor at to reach heaven they wouk be pining for race tracks, chorus girls, lobster} | AS A lS cag eo ih Crip Saagver'G palaces and cocktails. They would prefer to be in the other place with) | YWINOOW Go} roulmeeanhio)tellims jes daeeaay il re SHADE that you go out this way with ows" vil associa’ : | mers. and they all—they elf tax @ | If there is a heaven It is quite likely that only those souls go there| = 1 Uke T have?" | : : + iy rary Ss 9 i ry} et id | which would enjoy it. If there is a hell it is equally likely that only} Oh, Cut That Out!’’ | those souls go there who deserve punishment. | prices on goods “Oh, cut that out If you knew bew i v aving a d sick I am of hearing such talk.” 1 Mr Platt After the dinner they walked dow’ } Wh th Ch ff ie P iS f Broadway and upen Diana's ittele adios. \ a nice yo! ees canent Platt's | en the Chauifeur Pretends He Owns the Caf sors: e ces) Roe c e wag ( (i - pny the glass over 8? Miss Asher, now, ts a very ° ‘ one 2 ut i t r pw th Fd a ying sli: Al ounentntty pate will mak it aS pa two bright teard \ By Roy L. McCardell. Pistirest for you.” CAA GIRS te) 89 ited in all my life a 1 was rsme ti A Qveer Invi ation d the Chorus ( It just gees thinks ar ey , aaa | 1 mint." said Mina Adher, ang girl must never put ner trust ENS WE Meae nea pera! well, I didn’t thint { ee 4 when I first saw | ‘| von were that je meels. troduced to a party that looks goood from here, Z ee tut vou are all allke. And now my for some cautious tn fea 1 got in wrong W . setae aa 4 me home, or will I have _ rd en for his invite to #9) mc b Rh Peete eietbe Bul ail a ane Fi} ‘If you read the papers you see them accounts of merry 5 r Ree ire, she t to the door on t tes mo from the auty accident to the sur- js duce you | ng-house. They stood for 8 ming gj ! 4 ret Shr CORP lute In the vestibule. She looked at hint foal wand, and then dt al that the owner Ber iananmeseentinih | ey. i ; 5 n't with the car, but t a few soused ae 5 This discussion is not brought before the publ a question of nds had gt the mac age and had With cabs ana autos? Because the son nis Lv y, but as a bject which every one sh bOL ‘ e ‘Joy riding. at lulls suspicion theology, but as a subject which e ery one sh yuld think about more, ‘That's what they call the wild midnight sprints from Raly because such thoughts would have an improving effect upon daily life y York to Coney, or wp along the line of roadside | Bvery a PeETNa Te aTHerenicna ; : nty ve 1 on the tiled Every man should realize that if there is a heaven in future life He aeelerreninmalshoshataree and t and found it. he may unfit himself for its enjoyment. . who believe that's told’ ss diamonds and, Every human mind is imbued with the sense o: The idea of camhonied Ca AN Bh ena cont : | Wines F near 8 as the y y spurts! justice is inherent. And knowledge of what i is intuitive at from under ¢ v n 4s e ) tive. 1 uni pasa sne-the wedding « For some man to exploit the mass of mun envanbrokonat Bye ‘or roomy ners | n, holding the,” i ve els 5 ny riding with a cheap chauffeur 1 1 ts w have to walt Inj ring: bes Tipo t shment is st the inherent be f For « : S ireeixaaicant BD the Til be ready." aaa on tie palm of Bil), i oO su i cor ensati i elt \ 9 ’ nscombse Q nd she knows how t ot you s yakes a getawa i le es a : and Miss Asher sat at aj hand ' beings to st Her without compensation is equally against the inherent] , peal at ye knows how to advise you, Aa| makes: peiawey, and leay eR y ne CHO Miss Ashe blazed upon Alm in| sense of justice. | DB ee POTY Prus| e's 6 artisa And that's w thous | 3 Hil ay LN: oat is Mned with mor's sat . {a all Mama De Bra Fe | you meant x=gadees Since the sense of justice arose from some « a party who bh 1 | Bee yi as Cael 2 * * properly tntr to the i! t did vo ave} s a reason, it mus esent a more omnipotent j BECP SEN MAC Od y RELA EY Oy 90: e had © door from inside, Therefore unless in this life the scales of ju 1 are W a f rallroad fron tn the Bronx “IN wea) ka ir and friends out Joy riding by every human | law of com ng there must be some future exist od won him a daz room ana”? t 2. shook ee Mayn't I have sometaing to drink?" | up in bed Be sure youre right and then don't do nothing.” she asked. “Where —— - | “Why, certain Pade! ADMIRAL FUDGE APPEARS. Sree sea ree a oie a cree ae PALO Rete z seine oe Grtie Graf'e Gets Bill Off Cheap—Eh? .# we By R.E. Dorsey Vere brink thi [Beate hte teat Mr, and Mrs. Ne Yow dare you wake me up for that?%rw Avice, even Amy De RBranscom ore because Mr. Ji nes didn't a ion will complete its work. ® mother's advtoe. k her to come along, t y f “Take ¢ mr liral Fudge, the Explorigator, mr nyside Section of to-morrow’s Sunc his appear. “A dry Martini," she said to the| sai P 5 N ‘wed, SS - a - if 00! e "Caracas 18s. Gus and Mike, Lanky Loo, Yens the Yanitor, the Kid, and Bill and TLooh BILL = T HAVE FOURS y TAKE ME AND INVITE Tw] SS HAREGUOS-WILL YOU.) nice invenenusla, ot) course.” Fe Shy Ie ; iu | ( ENDS. AND WELL HAVE {accompaity US TO THE BALL? vhel f “ dream make the comic section unusually THE GRAND BALL TO-HIGHT! = A FREE BLOW, — ee ire Hing Geeied OP cao CaN and malarial ——_— ¥ Ad i A ree weeks fD sald Miss Asheren Kathryn Kic der tells of perience at M away m’ccing there to-morrow.” ga where s lowed a course Rostieloce j What ts this?” he asked terete Choate y M. Depew Den of Forty Thieves is y pea wae aan by Capt. S en McDermott and illustraied by Pol 1 66 99 q 1 “4 music i “In B hemia W ith You,” and there is an illustrated article on | The Fudge Idiotorial th ‘e the new linverie which will interest every woman, & a Ple that the We promised Our Readers yes-.. terday to tell them about Our‘? Salary. We know our Readers.” like Big Things—-Blq Pictures. Big Type, and Big Salaries. We.) take the trouble to order from your newsdealer in adv { ance, ply of Sunday Worlds ma the demand, 1! short of ~ Letters from the People. a We p Mention ea, : oe | Tegal Ald Soctety, Brondway.| New York can lear | : z DP BLL THEY RE SG | Our Pay. gladly give them all but the" Sen ats ee vere fl tein Nom E eam we Sisal") Cretets nae ie |) eanen Some paws nn ony EAST. We keep the Blg Salary” age from a Ket { WELL-HERE GOES ir ns QUT HAT-GHECKS)} | _ B Ourselves. ni | When Frank A. Munsey started to wreck the Dally News he» \ FOR A FINE TIMt che sh tor sale ANO NOT A CENT offered US $50,000 a year to HELP. We DESPISE smal! change,” | @ Judge { ai fet) against vie Kortiomaa, The lady Beanie nee eee | and we refused. Besides, It looked as if he would co It TOQe» te without menue to a Paicemenii 5 | SOON. We prefer a lonq-drawn out WRECK for OURS, ae i Reporters should not WORK for LESS than $72,000 a yeare« | If they are economical they can get along on this Sum with the { Help of a Few Promissory NOTES. We do! \ If you get $72,000 a year you can afford to DESPISE your Hac employer and make fun of him Behind his back. WE DO. ‘ \ Fellow reporters, decline to work for $40,000 or $50,000 a. } i year. Get the top figure or nothing. IDLENESS Is Preterable ito POVERTY. x of thie sort, A sli it from the platform tc