The evening world. Newspaper, April 29, 1908, Page 13

The Evening World Daily Magazine, Wednesday, — -'- By R.W. Taylor , 19087 ‘The Million Dollar Kid -- Live Wire Stories TIP) FROM PETE BYRNES! 2 eee ee ee ~ Dp) e . [GEE THe Mitton How 00 You DO, te GOING TO BET Ve Nea Oe To) EA ov ) siicenin ate : f N Ww y k iE f | Dixey Almost Lets | | PoLLaR Kip? MR.MONK! We A MILLION ON FIVE. YouNG | (a aaNcee } (am CROW, MISTER 3 oO e or / e < 9 ARE GOING To TRANCE — GOT & } eA LOON ETO 1) s Papa Lebonnird’s BET FIVE WHOLE S ; DoLLARs ON Clocks Run Do%pn. k new tieke. That 1s what Mr. Henry the Bijou Theatre last night, with the steadily lost time up to the moment ve old clockthaker turned upon his arro- insolent son and struck twelve. ~>>By O. Henry -<~ The Greatest Short Story Writer of Al. BOODOOOOC O00! OOOO: Inearty of the second magnitude, and its The Skylight Room ee en a ae | “I think Billy Jackson is @ muoh bi (From "The Four Million,” by O. Henry.) ter name for it’ Laer — f nmonly human play will remember that ma y minute it, and-that he rang all the changes of (COPS ere aoe) oY, MeCiurey) EaillirayA1CS.)) | thame! here imal | Mire Eicover) loudly v or befo: sett mn, Mr. Dixey, evidently with only f th s g old fellow in mind, struck but one note in the double parlors. Next you as-| "I think Miss Leeson has just as much cended one fight of staira and| right to name stars as any of those looked at the second-foor-back at $3. | old astrologers had.” Tf you survived Mrs. Parker's acorn, | “Well, really!" gaid Miss Longnecker. you were taken to: look at Mr. Skid-| "I wonder whether it's @ shooting der’a large hall room on the third floor. | star,” remarked Miss Dorn. hit nine Mr. Skidder's room was not vacant. He | ducks and a rabbit out ef ten in the wrote plays and smoked cigarettes in ®t Cone: Sunday.” It Jay long. But every room-hunter | 't show up very well from k IRST Mrs, Parker would show you| breathing defiance to Miss Longnecker, e pln and kept the perfe nce down to a monotonous level It nad not been for Miss Helen ‘Tracy's acting of the dominee mR wife t of Jean Aicard’s homely ptay would have been al! but lost. Perhaps Mr. Dixey did not see vell's. ne cforrianieeang Para a T7GEET om cRow 15 WEG GLASSES. HOORAY re as well he didn’t. le has a € vust FINE, Hi \N THE LEAD! Come, at LOSES! AND 1 right to his own characterization, of Wieoneee 4 was made to visit his room to admire said Miss Leeson. “You cotrse, and he has something to claim ON, Sim! 2 % ONLY BROUGHT A the lambrequins. After each visit, Mr. | ought to see him from my roem. You anilie Sagravocerightaill Me But Al : ~ ILLION WITH me! Skidder, from the fright caused by pos- | know you can sce stars even in the day- sible eviction, would pay something on|time from the bottom of a well At his rent. night my room ts like the shaft of @ Than—oh, then—If you atill stood on |ooal mine, and tt makes Billy Jackson one foot, with your hot hand clutching |look like the big dlamond pin that Night the three moist dollars in your pocket, | fastens her kimono with.” and hoarsely proclaimed your hideous | ‘There came a time after that when and culpable pove nevermore would | Miss Leeson brought no formidable pa- Mrs. Parker be cleerone of yours. She | pers home to copy. And when she went would honk loudly the word “Clara,” |out in the morning, instead of working, she would show you her back, and |she went from office to office and let march downstairs. Then Clara, the | her heart melt away in the drip of cold colored mald, would escort you up the | refusals transmitted through inselent carpeted Indder that served for the {office boys. This went on, fourth fight, and show you the Sky- Hght Room. Tt occupied 7x3 teet ot | Hard Luck, floor space at the middie of the hall.| There came an evening when she ‘On each side of it was a dark lumber | weartly climbed Mrs. Parker's stoop at jcloset or storeroom |the hour when she always returned In.it were an tron oot, a washstand | from her dinner at the restaurant. But and a chair, A shelf was the dresser. |she had had no dinner. Its four bare walls seemed to close in| As she stepped into the hall Mr. upon you lke the sides of a coffin. | Hoover met her and seized his chance. Your hand crept to your throat, you| He asked her to marry him, and his gasped, you looked up as from a well | fatness hovered above her like an ava- —and breathed once more. Through |lanche. She dodged and caught the bal- the glass of the little skylight you saw |uatrade, He tried for her hand, and mance would have gained a great by a little more variety. 2 he almo old Papa Lebon- s run down. Were more clocks than maker or four answered Novell's pur- whereas Dixey, or his stage 1 had them all Aver the plac at Mamma Lebonnard f of them into the gar- talked to his clocks— lked about them. And he talked In but one tone until he told the Wife that he had kept silent about her lover for fifteen years. This, the ‘begin- ning of the scene for which the rest f the play.s,built, caught the ear of ¢ audience, and held tt until the crash ne, and the wife and ee e ent down to disaster. That they SEBO ; cat DOCGONE IT! AND 1 oppose the marriage of hts cone laughter to a young doctor just because [| DESEO GN Gs ; he had happened to be minus a parent CARFARE! Tar at his birth was too much for the fair-minded and doting father to stand, and \ about HARD LUCK! jj When the boy, rushing in to find his mother tn distress, added insult to tyranny > by calling Lebonnard « coward, the family skeleton came out In plain English Wek Dine AT THE ASTORIA, v HA-HA' REVENCE! THIS ts ONE TIME J WIN OuT! weLL Go TO DINNER IM SORRY For PooR MR. MONK, SoT I'M GLAD You won! ane are of bi % | ote him weakly /in Waile Mr. Dixey did not make the most of ms hour of vengeance, the power Rugeenee sone aacies ae S e guastan ines ne went an ef the play was felt, and the audience pounded approval. The effect wan weak. The Girls dragging herself by the railing. She eae corer Oy ae ri y f Msing to mene) werent by mee ofa “Two dollars, suh," Clara would say | passed Mr, Skidder’s door as he was . a thi. nos milly !** tter have be said on the her h m ' 2. a - Teel hie ein : STS aise jin h half-contemptuous, half-Tuske- red-inking a stage direction for Myr- | geental tones. tle Delonme (Miss Leeson) in his (un- One day Miss Leeson ime hunting | accepted) comedy to “pirouette across for a room She carried a typewriter |stago from L to the side of the mado to be lugged around vy a much |count.” Up the carpeted ladder she larger lady. She was a very little girl, | crawled at last and opened the door of with eyes and hair that had kept on|the skylight room. Srowing after she had stopped, and} She was too weak to light the lamp that alwavs looked as if they were say-|or to undress, She fell upon the {ron Ing: vdness me! Why didn't you | cot, her fragile body scarcely hollowing keep up with us?” the worn springs. And in that Erebus Presently the tocsin call ef ‘Claral”| of a room she slowly raised her heavy sounded to the world the state of Miss | eyelids and smiled. Leeson’s purse. A dark goblin selsed| por Billy Jackson was shiniug down her, mounted a Stygian stairway, | Qn, ner calm and bright and constant | thrust her into a vault with a glimmer | through the skylight, There was 0 C000090000000 H Hi t [of ght in its top, and muttéred the | woria @bout her. She was sunk in a ome HIMVGS* | trenscitte ana cabatistic words, “TWO | oi of blackness, with but that smail Betty Vincent’s Advice For Busy Housewives. erect ate fain square ef pallid light framing the | fe} @hould know, | POS EO man to climb a platform and make @ speech. If Mr. Dixey }: enough to. sult himse! heels, not a footstool French heels would be no 7 ef place in play than some of the things now in {t. Miss Iva Merlyn's translation certainly could not have Gained anything from Miss Kate Jor- @an’s work as “adapter.” The second ect was scarcely as long as the wait that followed it, and there were evi- ences throughout the four acts of too much tinkering. The name of C. A. Dilima also appeared on the pro- gramme, not because he had a hand in the work, ft {8 undermood, but because he {@ the author's agent in this coun- | Beauty Hints. | By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. | | Leeson, |tnat she had eo whimsically and oh! so sinking @own upon the squeaky fron | ote Croan, named. Misa Longnecker au tshi M i i | bea | It was Gamma, of the fon cram wo ten es a cettn For Flabby Skin on Courtship ana Marriage 8|Frizzied Beet. sey day Mn taoton went out to itt be Teheran Gama af the Ribose gio e pare myiceuenouusnane)iok 2 | 00000000 | QUICE off enough dried beet to make work: At night she brought home pa- [constellation Casmoprl, Sie Nee te her dear doctor sad face, brightened L.—Here i an astringent lotion | \ a hatf pint; put frying pan on pers with handwriting on them and aw Getnina by or some for flabby skin: Rosewater. stx| Hoqy to Meet. Veins maene He lied as vol stove with tablespoons of butter: made coples with her typewriter. Bome- |" AUTE aoe pack she tried twice @ort, and Mies Marie > ounces: elder flower water, two [pith ou se ayo ie whole it in beef and fry brown er crispy; t , and cn h earaanivertrieeliselinzenic ounces: si Me Dear Betty: | evening to conversation of this kind. He >! 7 pv; times she had no work at night, and}. rate ter arm. ‘The third time she stir to prevent burning; put one and & 1) she would sit on the steps of the halt tablespoons of four in; stir end jign stoop with the other rooners, Misa lot brown. Add one pint of sweet ft eson was not intended for a skylight AM an ngiishman and know no On! should pay you more attention, for it Is in this country. How is one to be! very humiliating to have him ignore come acquainted with some nice your presence when out with friends. got two thin fingers to her lips and blew a kiss out of the black pit to Billy Jackson. Her arm fell back Imply. complete! d exquisite t ounce: tannic acid, ten grains. Apply as often as agreeable ole tincturs of benzoin, halt | hich $I rina Ross; gave to Famous Hair Tonic. | milk, room when the plana were drawn for t ; ir wa: He f je wirl when he {is a stranger Ga If you speak to him about it he will not | vei £ a ” Le NO CHILE chia ——_ B—Try this tonic, massaging Vor) yong isiehstor te Meee ee re ORR | doo, for it he loves you he will want |Lamb Stew. [ter creation. She was ay-hearted and Good-By, Billy ! bandaged in a wa E Mania Nowdetran iaeldesane sak tioroughis; tvles ay days | Zour Minister to introduce you to Saecn, . full of tender, whimsical fanc! Once acood-by, Billy.” she murmured end a fit) Each Gin ee eho Ga hs PiGaatockolMinaltipintaipure Ne IcoHol HRB pounds breast of lamb; out she let Mr aacdrees Ga Bch iree)| oe eiisalcoulrelmllitonalefimilaslaway Miss y 1e only member of the company w ve N ‘astor oil, pint: pure alcohol, . unpublished) comedy, ( 4 Bae ee aa es fand her voice wae not always on its good half pint: tincture of cantharides, halt) 200 Young to Marry. A Birthday Present. tnj{mmatl) ploces:|jremove|(outslde (actajot hls) great (inpublistied)/ comedy. 17a) rou won't] eyen\ twinkle (ono But piney pee ounce; of] of bergamot, two drams. | Dear Betty | Dear Betty: akin; parboll im enough proces LUs ENCE EOC LOr he you kept where I could see you most of aoe neers teiainn escaped making Lebonnard a Color a pale pink with alkanet root. 7 AM almost nineteen, and for the | 7 AM in love with @ fellow one year to cover it for twenty een bord way. the tlme up there when thera wasn’t imi eet eae Pt an and kindly, and made the house his Apply to the roots. past year have been keeping com- | my sentor, although we are only on Le ig aa Tedisra unten Lovers Galore. anything else but coat (ed pleto! nis b analy s eK Cl e ie e i dn‘ 7... Millions friend. He should oor ‘in with “Papa Lebonnard.” for he has | Pores and Blackheads. Cte Tl SAA Pen ie CHEE, fie eae mt, MOREE DOES ri Gare Jn GCE) onGo een ECMO cnoen Cio Gaps| CIMA ge |age whom I have known for sever: Good-by, Billy Jackson, a *) > e : for me to give him a present for his ies len helr to a great part and an adsorbing play CHARLES DARNTON. et bo! ; 1 roomers whenever Miss Leeson ee OS | plexion brush you had better be-| with prospects of advancement. We Christmas. Vy Bill ortorimeal nivel ota iGan tor cenl pent Ae Galea cto Di Cia inl aie acoven stot cail|| Goorsiocked|ati0lthe/next(day;(and\ they) ; q I Cee Terao Meuragu eco woos Cneaeen) ozoue crru| eteilanpertectiy.) prover ito) igive! (thell cine. yesey ty gecaeriy eee ve | ori weer taught In a public gctiool | forced tt open. Vinegar, and the slap- The Brain of New ork, levery day If you want to overcome! end of this year or the first of next, young manse birthday present, eealtalvaantece cayenne T. Let and eaid, “Well, really!” to everything | Ping of wrists and burnt feathers prove ge pores i nlackheads The lon would you advise us to wait? * pep : 3 & © 1, one ran to " ECORDS of the numerous, public libraries In New York City show that inj enlarged pores And blackheads, _ Sit) How long would! y ‘Du. | Wait Two Years. cook one-half hour; thioken just @ little you eald, sat on the top step and | Ing of pedestal reer, e} e 5 varkable 4y In Interest in) SOAP you are ust pte ea and 1 pow rs a Mii orn, who shot at J 2 R tie y a, remarkable rest in i, warm water, letting ton ot | You are both too young to marry. It pea, etry: and serve with hot baking powder bis fclchalge Apdlalae Dornan So ee ar GeaD I POSE (> (0 sociology, pol 9 : a ra : E canons ling an® ine brush be a rotary one, always UP-/{9 best to wait until you are certain ‘AM elghteen, and three months ago oe n Ae LG In a departinent store, | With much gong-clanging, and the capa- cone of books rela to such ma ave mere than doubled In the ward and outward. Rinse afterward in ehat you will not change your mind | ‘net «young man tires seers wo |Aerate Boiled Water. ey ane battnm atep and sniffed. Mise {ble young medico, In hia white linen dasceAttecn jyiears, several clear waters. Tt takes {Ime and| apout the girl you love. It is not wise; | senior. He has asked me to become | sehen ‘ coat, ready, active, confident, with his ess Scie dy ae pa fence to cure enlarged pores, but If! to marry before twenty-four or twenty- | nig wife. I do not love him, only car. ATDR polled for drinking pur- | Leeson a ee aes slenatereat N° \amooth face halt debonair, half grim, vou persist in the treatment you will! aye Eres ite nO (EG eee in poses can be greatly improved men would quickly group . ‘ a | Kidder, who had cast | danced up the steps eventually, be) successful), However, do Her PB, friends tell me he ts of a gambling dis- ‘4 ‘Ambulance call to @, not expect tv cure them ina week or He Forgets Her Presence. position. He says he will do all in his What's the trouble? eventanmen tiny a8] solmanvacumy score | power to make me happy, and thinks a rotten! rour neck | Dear Betty: (eRe SS Rpenrthe Cl AM twenty and for the past two that he !s perfectly able to support a by beating rapidly just before) Especially Mr. using with a Dover egg beater, The her in his mind for the star part in a pecullar lifeless taste 1s removed by the private, romantic (unspoken) drama in| “W i rapid beating. real life And especially Mr. Hoover,| “Oh, yes, doctor,” sniffed Mra, Park- | 1. |er, as though her trouble that there i i |who was forty-five, fat, flush and foo coloration will eventually disappear. years have deen keeping company wife, I asked him if he would walt Boil a Cracked Egg. [Wun And especially ‘very. young Mr |atould be trouble In the house a HE night-| A little diluted alcohol, peroxide or) 1 with a voung man two years my two gears. This he {s perfectly willing g I Wranc, whe wet up a hollow cough to|sreater. “I can't think what can. be I gown that 1s/lenon fulce applied on a soft cloth will|enior, Is it proper when out In com- to do, I am In doubt whether I ought E“= sometimes crack upon being g " he sald briefly, her to ask him to leave off cig- | ti? matter with her. No 1g we could Parner 5 mm induc % tucked to) Temovs any stain from collars or fur. ipeny for hire een Faery not te tee, his company, What shall 1 = pkey Ala belAg eam ater oF Jarettes. ‘The men voted her ‘the fun-| do would burs ce fo ae ry roune, : | room lo . "but the anifts| woman, a Elsle—yes, @ Miss iste form the yoke ts al- | Eyebrows Meet. talk athletics or some other subject of | Tne young man seems to love you | for use. To prevent the contents from | niest and jolliest ever,” bu aside | romney [¢ ot se eee ne eee ways @ satisfactory one and always finds | move these hairs permanently, |jady? He entirely forgeta my presence. | there can be no harm in keeping com- | moistened malt, allowing a little time | implacable. Iterrible voice to which Mrs. Parker was | - lower atep were ] M.—The electrical needle will re-/no interest to myself or any young and ag he 1s willing to wait two years | oozing out gently rub the crack with | on the tom step and the low P iWin ticoer tiberiealheldectoek inte {Its welcome. This! but it should only be applied by BBWILDBRED. | pany ” for It to penetrate, then !t will boil as . . . . . . y with him. In that time you will | a stran model is made with | an expert. It 4g not unusual for men to talk know whether you love him or not. well as an uncracked ess. | 1 pray you eee ee rele th the V-shaped neck| ~—-— Grn) Ceo An Ambulance Call. ‘ drops an epicedian tear upon the fat- a cnt r te ‘tna in i ’ K B ne: of Mr. Hoover. Tune the pipes to “The Casi bas It’ ore fn mfortable and is h d H D ed: f tallow, the bane of bulk, Evidently the ambulance doc! was Soucy ime ChHildhood’s Happy Days « «# « By J.K. Bryans Bran ce Stas AE | any te, ante Sn a tnd er rts Falstaff might have rendered more ro- | rooms. He was gone up the stairs, four and graceful. In mance to the ton than would have Ro-|ata time. Mrs. Parker followed slowly, this case Sea Island . |meo's rickety ribs to the ounce. A|as her dignity demanded. ‘ nilnsook fa trim- WA S |lover may sigh, but he must not puff.| On the frst landing she m ‘ htm com- SAXQn \ S | lo es ‘ng the <stronomer tn his med with an edge WMS NY x = > ‘To the train of Momus are the fat men | ing back bearing the «stron of Valenciennes lace \\ | remanded. In vain beats the faithful-|arms. He stopped and let loose the but there are a est heart above a fifty-two-inch belt. | practised scalpel of his tongue, not great many matert-| Avaunt. Hoover! Hoover, twenty-five | loudly. Gradually Mrs. Parker crum- ais that are used | fueh and foolish, might carry off Helen | pled as a stiff garment that slips down for night-gowns | nerself; Hoover, forty-five, flush, fool-| from a nail. Ever afterward there Just now, and in the lin and fat, 1s meat for perdttion. There penne erurapl eg) ini er ruled and obs ; | ea ‘ould ed dotted by Mrs. 7 ii ‘4 and canted lone m:mmers evening, Miss Leeson! “Let that be," she would answer Swiss musiins, as looked up into the firmament and cried |I can get forgtveneas for having heard her gay little laugh: it T will be satisfied aot ee wes there's Billy Jeokson! 1 can| The ambulance phywlolan strode with te |eee him from down here, too.” tis burden through the pack of hound The quantity of ma- | up—some at the windows of | that follow the curtosity chase. and torial required for All looked | skyscrapers, some casting about for an|even they fell back along the sidews!l medium size is 7% ine yacnecn qutasa’ bashed, for hia face was that of ono yds, %7, 5% yada. 36 Ci who beara his own dead or 8% yds, 44 Inches | A Queer Star. | They noticed that he did not lay wide, with 5 yards upon the bed prepared for st in the ar of edging. KBD toes stan i epi eeed bier AO ulanaal thaliforml tative) carted) eon, pointing with a tiny finger, lan etl teh the big one that twinkles—the steady al! that he sald a Drive blue one near Ht. T oan It every | Wilson,’ to an Cryer Rr yee night through my skylight. 1 named tt a ? Pattern No, 5968 {8 cut in sizes for a 82, 84, 36, 38, 40 and| 42 inch bust meas- Tucked Night-Gown, Pattern No, 5968, ure! per I saw a litt! inst) mantenos fathiten as !t helpad ma) to weld the wep and estrone help you ntw togeth “Well, really!” said Miss L “I didn't know you were mer, Misa Laeaon."” “Oh, yes," wadd the smell star gazor ado 9 reception Into Boll 4 women who m No. 4 Fast Call or eend by mail to THE EVENING WORLD MAY MAN- ‘Oetata Yerk. Send oents etamps each “Ll know a# much as any of tt Ny = ‘ : cia wrod the atyle of sleeves they're going to! rain deity tne wear 1 4n Mane."* | 00 f ‘These IMPORTANT. write eee feualeaorea aca a | Teacher—Willie Jones, this is the third day this week you've been late. “Why do you cry so bitterly, my lad?” mca sald Mise Longneok- | tigse Words: Taansen iene lens wabeene Lived ways specity sive wanted. . Wile—Y-yes'm—don't you think it'd help some if you opened school “Boo-hoo! I'm cryin’ because I’m so mean an’ sneaky ¢ mie Vatkviyoulracankt@ciniG ee F iia Jackson, Bhs embutance oe reas a 4/4" Inatead of to school. Boo-bee-cel” ‘of the eqnatellation Cassiopeia, i: ia the MA PeOeVEE ne