The evening world. Newspaper, April 14, 1908, Page 14

ca TR RT —— 6 evening World Daily Magazine, tucsuwsar, April 14, 1908. | FOO OOOO O00; By Maurice Ketten. Peblined Daily Sxcept Sunday by the Prees Publishing Cempany, Noe. 68 te @ Park Row, New York 1 Bast 184 Bireet, J. ANGUS OAW, fon, Trete, $01 Wet 1190 Borah, The Presidents : ‘SEPA PULITZER, ye a | Entered at the Post-Office at New York as Second-Class Mati Matter. Brrscription Rates to The Hvening | For England end the Continent and World fo. United States All Countries in tuenriternations! \ ‘ Porta s j x i a Canada #9 | One Year... 2 3 ear y DEM OCRATIC One Year r ) : (on See oo eae i STATE No. 18.—\NDREW JACKSON. Part 111. The Presidenoy. \ VOLUME 2 O88. | f CONVENTION ‘ } “D) © you people suppose I’m such a fool as to think myself fit to be | Baiarid, | Waiting at the Hall. 2 “The Story of - SAVE MONEY. Prosident of the United States? No, sir! 1 know what I'm fit for, WALK AND . I can lead a body of men in a rough way. But I’m not the man i : for President.” valk t ttle. Women es- OU walls me Ue x ch as So spoke Andrew Jackson when, in 1823, some admirers suggested he pecially (do nots walks iu hud a chance as Monroe's successor for the White House, and he thought they should. this reply settled the queetion for all time. With memories of a genius like The abolition of transfers be- tween the Third avenue and Metro- Washingtoa amd men of polish itke Madison and Monroe, ‘Old Hickory” could not imagine his own + th, {Iliterate, fire-cating personality in the politan systems may make peo) by his scorn. refusal. We had acquired Florida in isl¥ ond Jackson had been our first Governor of the new province. In 1823 he cnee more went to the Senate. Jackson had almost no selfish personal ambition. There was absolutely nothing of the cheap, climbing politician in his nature. But he was tre mendously suaceptivle to flattery. His friends payed on this weakness, and by means of it they talked him at last into standing for Presidential candidate. So he plunged eagerly into the campaign of 1824, receiving ninety- nine electoral yotes to Join Quincey ms's alghty ur, Seven'y-eight other votes were cist (Henry Cl pegs rene ); thus there The Fight came for dec ic “threw” his influence to e.ecied and made ( Chief Executive's chair. dea wa: only for the moment shelved walk more. It certainly should. In various employments men get sufficient exercise through their ne-, cessary work. Longshoremen, truck- men, motormen, conductors, brick- layers, carpenters and other work- men in the building trades, shipping Clerks, porters, elevator men, hundreds of thousands whose employment makes them work physically, do not need to walk except for the effect of mild exercise in the open air on their lungs. And that is so beneficial that it should be an inducement for them to walk too. Few women get enough physical exercise and almost no women are out of doors enough. Where women are employed, as in shops, facto- Ties, typewriting and the like, their work gives them little physical eX | ercise. | Where women do not work for wages at all, and keep house in a small flat on the delicatessen plan, they do not take enough exercise to keep from becoming fat. Shop- ping and going out to dinner are their recreations. Of exercise they have none. That is one reason why the afternoon feminine shopping crowds have so much flesh to spare and look so uncomfortable in their tight clothes. Everybody should walk at least three or four miles a day regardless of the weather unless there is such a storm as to make exposure dan- fgerous, and that does not happen ten days in the year. : Walking is better than antifat. It -beats pills. It cuts out the doctor ‘bills. The street car roads make their profits through the short hauls. If @ car was filled at one terminal and everybod ayed in until the other terminal was reached there would be no 90 per cent. gross profit out of every nickel. consequence that Now that transfers between the ; Peete cca aa Fes onree ey yoe alee per A Loose Roll of Cotton Batting Escanes From Mr. Jarr in a Car deney, Henry C! Q systems have been cut off, their cost of operation has not in- As ? rs ‘ vd a H y, and if the transfer passengers pay Pe a aed pas- and Causes a Fluffy Sensation With Lots of Fun and Trouble. Frese f "senger will pay eight cents, making over 200 per cent. gross profit. tm : the ig 5 4 5 vple will carry er objectionable parcels, why}, of passengers who before had walked By Roy L. McCardell. aon raingitee : etting thirty- ‘The election gress, Clay ho thus wos ry of State. It k. He declared ecame his Adams by m he ro= he originated the aprointers wers. Here Presidency al call on office garded as a chea Was Jackson system of “to the ¥: polls.” He « from office and filled e posts with Is one instance of tl sinning of V to March, office. In removals. the way for a huge s liftherto pubiic office hi one of the re f fiver The schon His opponer crences 1 these two p ¢ Cabinet t unknow . Was chief r most of the ed in dismissa rate did ne gurthes of whom rem: sheesa and o! ked: “Pipe Santy Cl esenxe Ni Free transfers creat Mr. Jarr. Mr, Jarr begwed 1 (iy fg : | WISH you'd stop off at look whet, you're do-| 28 a blow at monc r opposition It would e better for their health had the) “| ecmniyiatorea chleounimes h a ad to brush the to the bank were man y that such a ride costs ten cents, they had bet- otton batting,” sa ng tan pext to him politely began to pick a tuft or All this occurred cond ter 3 1 “JT thought you were going downtown 219 elec’ora net the United § tis § r money, instead of paying dividends 8 to Jarr, “I don't know a dressinaker's sup) “I'm not going downtown to-day,” “You are always fussing if I,do stick r esor a minute, so 1 to do ‘wom One thing Iam going to mend is the quilt on Willie's bed; ere?’ shouted the fat man angrily. vid the slim young man. sali the fat man. “This ts a new gag, rry cotton around to get all over people ered stock. he shopping district of New York is within walking distance for more than a million people. All the transferred McLane fore he could corr ne sual, in | rid of two | The Senate, in ang? uch Secretar! | vome! , the dog tore it." “What's the matter with you?” asked the young man, ‘ you take me for, olution censuring him. Through the infiuence cf Beno: men who go to shop should inal etennies [placa eenrereldee Colne iesialnestremiiarcem canine fr hand In your pocket would get in debt. You| Jackson had formerly horsewhipned in a tavern braw!) the revolition was { walk. It would give ten cents more | “Tm gure"— make another crack like th. I'll knock your block off}’’ at last withdrawn. In 1885 a painter named Rictenl Lawrence shot at the } + mind what you are sure of,” ‘The fat man attempted to strike out with his cane, but only suoceeded in! President, in the Capitol, but missed him, This was the to spend—twenty cents more in many cases now that free transfers | and you used to when you have bee! — it w | ave ie n cut off- and | IGA would)| ease eoatenenivistorespanisixtilaventalion give them better appetites when} take you a minute to get me the c pee nO wea “If you will let him have a dex dog in the bed. You sald yourself tha punching the Httle mgn with the whiskers In th omach murder an American Chief Executive. On another occasion a naval of Immediately there nd the fat man‘s hat was smashed, and @ stepped up to Jackson during a public functlon and pulled! his noss. commenced to ng that some one had stepped on her foot.| though the Administration did not lack any variety of excitement, Jack- The messenge: houted “Hit him, fatty! Sick him, whisker end son's reckless financfal policies, backed by his Kitchen Cabl) meddling, tehing a few s! 8 of the offemling cotton fluff, rubbed ft slyly cn | caused a money panic in 1837. For this and similar reasons “Old Hick- , i they get home. |me to buy a new quilt I'll do so, if {t's too muoh trouble for you to vain reach ory” retired frvm the office less triumphantly than he hod entered upon it, os A j errand for me!” ur shirt on, there!"’ yelled the guard. But the fat man, the slim man | He went back to ‘his Tennessee home, where he died {n 1845. Through his Maybe if all women shoppers) “on, al! right, all right, I'll be the goat," sald Mrr. Jarr, “but Sixth avenue an fan with the whiskers were in @ triangular clinch by this time, iovaity, honerty and courage he nad gnided the Union safely over rouge would walk ny | and Eighth avenue are far from the Subway s of their shirts | 7 AT = / vould walk therem Would rota bel sOlliuracwevive rei oantin site vitand alten geht oveey marnenunomaverdiceandiine + the next station they were bundled out and taken to the station-house by pines: ah ct) bette on ats ae ane had made: grave miles many complaints from husbands| remembered the cotton batting and disembarked and searched and od for an police, and the train went on, after a delay, with the lady whose foot ha} ie een On: Z ee anne emueore Othe. American) about the inadequacy of their din- hour till he found a small store made his purchase. Coming back he em- stepped on pointing out Mr. Jarr and declaring he was the one that should Af i Pi 54 _ | varked in a Subway train again, which was Jammed and crowded, have been arrested. weet nes ei en ; : ner, If everybody walked, plain) rerore very long the paper had worked loose from the end of the roll of Arriving home, Mra, Jarr received the frayed bundle coldly. “Oh,” she aaid,| 1) Jending aa Pal cractembelibeeniaulwie tit ou get 1t? The ’ food would ts pid quilt !sn't worth mending. I'm going to get a new| Cipcointion Department.” and less delicatessen | politeness, “but 2 are ruining my umier hia you mind Nixola Greeley-Smith ON TOPIC* OF *HE DAY from under your a ) of the strap to # nall man with wiry whiskers got a beard full of the floss, to Mrs. Jarr," sald 1 fix that quilt w forever!” r. Jarr, with a stecly glare, ‘you take this eccursed stuff ROBEOOIDUDOOODOOOOS le Iswatch you. Or else, woman, pack my thinga and we| 4) S208 ae K ~ Letisrs {rom the People. rarm, and a ‘o reat amuse- pi Gertie Grafte Entertains Bill 2% ..#« By R.E.Dorsey UP-| WANT YOU TO _. AND_AUNT FROM } Quarrelsome Commuters. there wasn't COQQODOO SO GLAD YOU CAt jHELLO BILL — ENTERTAIN MY DON'T YOU WANT was Bluebeard a Good tiusband? NICE WEATHER) | to wr C j iTTER CoC re newspaper published whah Hee ME ee ER all my) EH purported to be the fizst authentic Ife of Bluebeard, rays SO TOI, Ne ) dar in which Jt appeared that the famous multiple huss oung Man, NING AND {CAN GOTO @ ss) \ band was not tn reality a bad man at all, but had beea } fe Evenin, E FRIENDS GF) THE CIRCUS! ' ‘ Dp lignet by history, Tf we are to belleve this chron- | f beard was not an agre who killed his seventh | wife for opening, against his command, the closet In which, the bodies of her six predecessors ware hanging up, but | a simple French country gentleman whose first six wived nvere all log rayed or stolen, and whose seventh eons! trived his murder In ordar to wed again, Perhaps the rev habilitator of Bluebeard’s reputation thinks he performeé } 4 novie service for that nerly fearwome peraon, Buty to my mind, to deprive a historto villaln of hip villainy 1s | | yelling huck Netaiairat nati plan no less oruel than to strip hte aura from a long-reputed i thi ‘ $2 ah by commo' Who stenle purse steals trash, but he who filches from htm hia bad 4 aes cruelty, he stands hefere the wiloh haw } 2 Holy N, 8 j Dog coon! RAN ‘ema has muoh to knewer fo | re : r on si i * | TYoune Man Pz a 1 a aa sw | yat 6 us r very good nor very bad, ‘The spectalist tn elther dineew Hennes iteaea aeons reo LL ON MONDAY J. BOGG'S | ME TS | AM—TIME. YOU} | panes afeavu cai slairancia leavans ahevialastisel iessed| i f 7 2 | \ | lO} U NTT ae a i 1 joken, The vame spl SS ihe shot ! em HPT ROOSTER DIED= \ |ETTA WILL HAVE AN «| <2) S | only lees imposing than Jace <i revit a KO WN. Kea ( established reputation of the meanest } Some . © z Wortd FASTER H \. JF Gl LESS) \ Ged 7 } oling to our ideals of wickedness, tf there we i es 1 t = Ue VE GUE ey) \ r of Biuebeard's reputation te pret t would + ¢ £ e Siem eet Tea Cini Tir, | | i roe nai : t pan ae t Is generally assur t that a man—Bluedeard, for | | ae cone ’ even wives argues who lived to be middle | f goo te | IEMA emeHULTinam anwiatt t Q ) the case, ‘This, on the ~ } Bel re ine : \qworldly principle that he who loves and runs s may live to wed anether | ‘ hat : : hs advwniage, Mluabeard * marsiet for money, iq gi Beeeerenge 13 Loh ipa Wae Weak enough to prevent any firy Hget with the marrying wen sa quart to of ania to annex him, if oe ; Se ulead x ea ‘Thia, at least, is what we must believe if we allow old Bluebeard thie: Ber e € words of | Sletk was ated whitewashing, of Deven ae aplve it. But I prefer him biael, ea, sethen blue, ac he wee SETS,