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rhe Evening World Daily Magazine; Wednesday; April 17 1908. a’ « April Fool! : The Story of Nos. 6 to @ By Maurice Ketten. The Presidents 3 By Albert Payson Terhune @eriishes Daily Rroept Sunday by the Press Publishing Cempany, Park Row, New York. [| SOBEPH PULITZER, Pros., 1 Kast 124 Stress. J. ANGUS SHAY, Bov.-Trese,, #01 Woot 11Pth & _ t New York as Second-Cinss Mat! Matter. | Entered at the Post-Ofice Bur: The Evenin For England and the Continent and noone tor the Uaited Staten All Countries in the International and Canada. ON % WDLDHOOIOGOOGHETOLITHIGIIOD S One Year. $350 | One Year... canis : : ~ One Month - 20 One Month.... No. 8. JAMES MONKOL. Part I, he Man of Many Offices. James Monroe, fifth President (175: eves, brown hatr, light complerton; 1831), Tall, strongly built, Bie i ed chan, VOLUME 48. nose. poin ANARCHISM AND SOCIALISM. mR ty ZEW people know what anarc ; Ue and socialism really are. This igno-, ey oth rance applies both to the general V Vey ¢ public and to many so-called “an- archists and soci N elghteen-year-old boy ran away from college in 1776 to enlist {m@ A the Revolutfonary war, He was James Monroe, son of a rich Vir Binla farmer His boyhood had been spent amid scenes of patriotic excitement, The story of the New Englanders’ splendid fight against Brit- Ish oppression had fired his blood. At stay s at college while other lads of his age were wit n the tlefield. So he left h di d went to the f iwent p fellow students and tt Ure: f st he could ne er bear ing slory ns Wi themselves. nyierest hel stills SN Gstain Y him. For, when he applied at Gen, Washington's New York headqu DE: anarchist. In fact he was as crazy ‘ the youngster received a licucenant’s commi in the Third V Yy as Guiteau, Czolgosz and every Zr Regiment. TY other assassin whose distorted brain Ge At the battle of Harlem and White Plains Monroe aid gallant service. i WA a u ‘ e f A little later, while bravely leading his company in a charge at the battle Vz dwe he delusion that the LE ; ading mp iH LL Sus Gil We Bede ui a ot Trenton, he received a serious wound in the shoulder. This for a time i ) a Se eta Ng checked his fighting hopes, but the mome was on hi i hess returned to the army. Fo } a revolver. A , With rank of majar, on i To harbor a belief that killing a policeman will refor the : wa M } 1 ded for a i! fn itself an é delusion. ) has the hallucin 4 i; Juliu: i f wha t Military P| 2 the same. ly else who has i ; Career angen} 7 stein should be promptly locked up in an insane asylum before he can do boasts any harm. Anarchism and socialism, instead of being alike, are oppos' Eact Sets up to be a correct philosophy, but they are as far apart as the north and south poles. To believe in either in itself no more warrants ass sination na telief in free trade, or the government ownership of railroads, or the Aldrich currency bill. Anarchy is a Greek word, meaning “without government.” Theo- retic anarchism is the belief that men should and will become so intel! gent, so self-contained and so wise that they will voluntarily do wha they should do. There would then be no police necessary, because everybody would be good; no armies, because there would be no pos- sibility of war; no cou se everybody would he just. Such gov- Se ONO USER REE 4 . & emnmental functions as suppiying water, furnishing schools, distributinc # like would be done hy wise and voluntary co-operatior i] rl =a Sen nea Be Careful in Your Conduct If Your Whist Hostess Is Scientific; “The Man of Socialism Is the opposite of anarchy in that under socialism every- — the Hour.” i - a B , j 6 G ga7?? 7 Wi body would form part of the government and committees would appor-| Don t Piay Kitchen Whist or She i Scora You Forever Aiter ~ t tion labor and its results, both production and consumption. No means d pincenie, t i the great ai trainer, “Phe game cial cute Mad f of production would be individually owned. There would be no priv By Roy L. McVardell |: : eos pitts cela Perea aine capitalists and no ir wealth except in such personal property as aid 4 1 tn ul nice of | e drew M Me , food and individual luxuries. y BE lea Rohwer ee gen i i 1e socialistic state would see that everybody was fed, clothed and : E rs ; ina 0% sheltered. How the products of labor would be apportioned, the hours |=. ai) an A social aspira it tf knew Mrs, Shea a “sot of work and what everybody should receive, the committees on behalf Chics dining? mae he highest > latest, ‘Rreatest of the community would determine. head, and remarkal: "You d! Ile trom CHEM ° long ir ae : All governments operate in the great middle ground be Oy eaeee Sea a eis cite cong opie caer cet a oes Ae Sroanaidatenaentie fsm and anarchism. The modern tendency is toward more socialism \ ul bore. Now, [ll icing a an years old, w of the age + = . ae ap ‘ eave Cle xh on and ferson rather than less, E assumption of functions by the Government is mae Ke out my way with, real service to America and to was at oe a step toward socialism. Every law regulating the hours of labor or e S Missing numb be on apptiention ame back, picked up his cards from his thumb." i uniieeded bis partner returning the rate of wages or the methods of employment tends toward socialism. | 7°” &** aPeee# The Cveaing World , The Union Square gathering was not to be a meeting of anar- chists but of socialists. Its pro- moters were advocating that the city or the State should furnish work and wages to all the unem- by aending a one-c Cirealation I nen he kept his e ad, but struck out “Just as I tell y Mr. Jarr, yawning“ a slam! | When the game was over Mrs. Stryver bade them good night with frosty i | ines! sat Mrs Mrs, Jarr cout! 2 Mrs. Jarr. 1p, and if all in the hand and playing !t common sense,” said . [had a good hand and took all the tricks—made vnice people. It's a e night a week to p! d play pinoehie with lo: CUSHCEAODE Nixola Greeloy-Sraith ON TOPICS OF THE DAY other loat- "sald Mr. Jarr, Jarr, “thi hardly walt till she was off the Stryver doorstep, “You 3 Pee z : taken {n.""| acted Hke an os she sald. “Now, now I know we won't be asked to join!" 3} ployed. This is one of the funda- Jarr “Didn't 1 d eze and T sweep the dorrd? She should be happy,* @) 7 anks of soci at tt wit nd manners!' replied Mrs. J 6 4 AG Seed ) mental planks of socialism. See yee TO eA) ARCH Unie car] MY Gane, oerp teri) Gat Cir 5 Ccoking Your Wile’s Supper. \ he old Jeffers nian doctrine ed for the ordeal, and Mr,| proud of her scien game and al! you did was to play ‘kitchen SIAS LIE MAN has just been sued for separation | that “that government is best which eS [petacel you ae tt i pase BG eee neve ragicte O by his wife because he refused to cook her supper verns ” is : practi ak a . poker,’ And she believes it yo the Jarra were not ato Jo! when she came home from theatre parties with other Ce Teast” is the nearest practi- pe ERT RS ars Sa re eae ro a Soe sof 7 men. An unfeeling judge ¢ ed the lady's application, but cal exy nm to theoretic anar- ne her case is nevertheless extremely tn ng as showing hi I toy J He The Courtship of Cholmondcley Jones Ye a By F.G. Long ines raplal aasimilatlon, of (hel cAmaricanilides ‘concerning chism. CyVY EE - dw cod Beautiful Ararirts Mantreeeer fe a 2 S _— — oe aus - —~ nerations back the Lie! man fatners dor lesa YARS SAH! AHLL aN ‘5 GOT HAH SUSPICIOUSNESS OB ) thelr boots blacked by the Liebe mothers, husband etters from the People. Day thu SHoor-cAse P MBTON GHOLMONDEL YT, ea Ee aerate ae / yo p) AUS KOTCHED HIM IN-~; a ing of one particus ‘ Fo' You: j TQ OE ACT, OF}; al! similar families whose an x cs ‘ women, in the react! ypean subjection, perpetrate REA na Uiiaul ay Tamokere: what, if we take them seriously, can only be called the ~ absurdities of emancipation Whatever the ting forelgner may say of the sub- servience of the American husband—and he manages to say a great deal—it te eldom the native-born American wife who wouses the liberty he accords her, IL edom is toc tural atmosphere. But the wife who in country would be merely an upper servant, who has , cheerfully through many generations existed with the husband's foot on her panvobivn ie 1 1 | jock, {8 no sooner transplanted to Amertean soll, no sooner perceives the differ- cars o 5 r t good bie ‘nt mtatus of the wife in America, than, to prove her equality with man, she Restor " / nde) sets out to assert her supremacy, as too many women are apt to do. And poor Seis cea hoe 48 b 1 Usias Liebermans are the result, ‘The eternal dvantage of the abused hus- rs ERE ee a F Bf b band, when compared with the abused wife in the pudiic mind, ts that the latter public kicked until the 1 k ‘ ‘ \ fo excites always sympathy and indignation, tne for merely good-natured ridi- x cule : Probably Born tn England. mee Ne Nae Metter) s . r 7 ‘The big man who beats his little wife gets pummeled by the policeman who : ET) ae nue J Met. [ Yas, [SE GOIN’ WAY Feo HERE! J OH, PLEASE, MUSTOH DIONT I TELL You T0 TAKE BASE arrests, pilloried by the court who sentences him and goes to jail. The little ‘ ewes St Patrick n eon : F : You DONE TRIFLE 700 MUCH WIF ACHOLMONDELY, THAT GRIP TO THE STA- Pre RECEIVER! man who Js beaten by his big wife gets a laugh If he complains, He knows that erishian? Ayia) | MAW DEFECT=S °°) DON'T LEAB ME ) TON? 5 aS Ti hs 5 se had better grin and bear it than have the public grip. i aes te y n ikemt: “ SH cP anaes To PLAY Similarly, Oslas Lieberman may have cooked many suppers tn silent humilt- rane _ sor | \ LONS- AMS “ IN 0/5 HEARTLI. ON MAH ees f fe lite domeatio dimouities aire tt The Japanese Visit “ON ER] % s N ition fer his wife rather than have his domestic diffeulties aired In court, And | Sorte ee 8 I a FASHING ~ I SE, CONFECTIONS! trig morning he may wish he had gone on cooking thein, So long as women lien ye rening: w orley 2 ‘ | 40NG GER.) ] 50 SORRY FO IN OAT love seenes and men do not, #0 long as women shoulder publicity and men shirk } Mbtnk that Pe NOUS ay render Ngee | MAH DEFFNCES- CRUE It tne wife will have # tremendous advantage over the husband that no law | ‘ nt anese nava erts r children, tre 1M ) ye / kes into account. A and ears of age | COME BACK. At MANN AH | ne wnat @ termagant woman can make any man do depends entirely on | aie fares. Ne: 1e8 a tramp! 1) MO MO.( g which he haa the more respect for—the public or himi that he f# poor and should be ee aie ides eataI SR cure em S ride free. who haw low An Authoress Who Hated Water. \4 hese a @atlors who cecas ¢s, and naturally, once ME, D/ARBLAY, better known aa Miss Fanny Burney, who took such the “city of vooze’ \ se {mpoliteness on our p ‘an important place in the literature of the eighteenth century, had an @ “clash” ashore hiet | are wo human? Why tt extraordinary and most undesirable peoullarity—she had the greatest may arire. Whil se | public us aversion to washing and water. Sir Henry Holland was the physician whe more reasonable We will surely appreciate it. , { STATION AGENT, attended the gifted authoress during the last year of her life and she conffed Biplomacy to reject the Miké fox Steen yy ‘to him thet she hed not washed & Mation, suficient precaution ‘