The evening world. Newspaper, March 26, 1908, Page 16

The Evening World Daily Magazine, Thursday, March 26,— ieee Our Good Samaritans, By Maurice Ketten. slorld, Pourlisned Dally Except Sunday by the Press Publishing Company, Nos, 83 te @ Park Row, New York 1 JOSEPH PULITZER, Pres, 1 Kast 11d Bireek J. ANGUS SHAW, SteT Entered at the Post-Office at New York as Sec = ription Rates to The World for the United Stat one x and Canada. < Bite Mout HAT YOU One Month... o TERY NV MUST CARRY VOLUME 48 THAT BIG duced a bill to tax “any resident fe- male of the State of New York” who, in consideration of an alien marrying her, gives him any dowry or settlement. The tax is to te 20 per cent. A Congressman from Chicago has delivered an eloquent address in the House of Representa- tives on the same subject. There are other people agitating their thoughts as to why rich Ameri- can gifls marry titled foreigners and how it can be stopped. The simplest way to stop it would be for American men to marry them first, because of the American women who marry foreigners com- paratively few are either widows or divorced, and there are any number of American men who would be willing to marry rich wives if the rich wives would have them. Wealthy American girls do not fail to marry ‘American men for any lack of opportunity, but because the opportunities they have at home do not appeal to them as do the opportunities they Tecelve abroad. The fault with these international marriages, where the wealth is on.one side and the title on the other, is not so much with the American girls as with the American men whom they know. Rich American girls are limited in their intimate acquaintances to a certain class of American men. These men they meet at dances, at coun- try places, at teas, receptions and the opera. DON'T MENTION IT, WAIT A MINUTE COEF X WO KON Mra ere tt But what kind of men they are. Hardly one in a dozen cou his own living. He knows no trade. If he has a.profession he neither knows how to practise it successfully nor has the habits to do so. The men in New York whose life is purely social and ho do no useful things to excuse their existence on this earth are not of a type to ba ee bright young woman va care to tie herself for 1 “It’s the Old Girls, Who Should Know Better, That Are Giddy Now, ich young women cannot wel arry their fathers, who mad : . - Paine OMT ARS Gnas BEETS Gs Go aie | While Their Daughters Are All at Home Behaving Themselves h their own fortunes, or their fathers’ business associates, who are too an. I don't blame bh 9f course you don't They do not meet socially the bright, active, hard-working young mer who attend to the details of their fathers’ businesses, who do the real age the old work of the railroads and the trust and the traction companies. ey * said My Jarr. "said Mrs. Jarr. e By Roy L. McCardell. és HiAT'S that Mrs, Proon!” sad Mrs. Jarr, clutching ine-tellers and g1 These young men are too busy to be attending monkey dinners and I Pea edaene bate Eger CA a eset Gol calluemamlne olaeeracetil Kan oepan ite, op, hovering around teas or cotillons after midnight, “You'd better not suggest t"" replied Mr , tt ts some or to @ card p “And who's Mrs, Proon when she's read asked Mr. Most of these rich girls who marry titled foreigners do not know the real American man, and have never had the opportunity to compare ud Mrs, Jarr. y young women any an It ¢ to a musteale me speak great friend of Mrs, Stryver's. dozens of times." You've heard The daughters his good points with the shining qualities of their foreign husbands. = oS. ver heard you mention her name before," declared ie us te ve : ae sein Ure eaee ‘ arf; geet 28 Mr, Jerr sto weir aunts and thel dme : In superficial manners, in the apy “Why di 1 sked Mrs, Jarr te |Pazzaza Hotel and the opera, Why, at the opera and social acquirements, titled for- eigners have the advantage both in inheritance and constant pvactise. They naturally excel their New York imitators. But when it comes to the vir- tues which the real intimacy of matrimony fully di . American man is the superior. she added, e your nose t gowns and diamonds and girly airs; it’s kil What do you care?” ed Mr. Jarr. . I think they h had their fling, they I suppose you are right. ed in a newspaper when and what I say to you ten't of ugh consequ member, you did hear n But never mind!" | Young peop But, as I you, i's the young pet Mrs. Jarr sighed as if to say she bore ull these slights |s¢date these days. just watch the next time we go to a recept! ‘how it will be filled with the old frumps simp Mrs. Proon?” asked’ Mr. Jarr, professing a wild {f belated |and hopping and skip attracting 2st. |young girls, if there are present, will act q) and natura e's t#@ked about, I hear,"? “You are not going to get me to any hen p . Whether they t g after the lady tn front jold ladies present, this said Mr, Jarr firm! dc yorry yourself, Mrs, Jarr, “I only won't see us. She makes a show of herself with her sirll Just then 1! ly In front paused to look In a store w even if ntion he's a "A wild young t with N04 ore interest oung thing ou mea “Oh, t hope that Mrs. Proon dow and the Jarrs closes the real Jarr with a sniff of contempt. “A made- 1 mtieineacs ack ss it's she's old enough to behave, that's | came up to her. All that is proved by the fre- Neh ant | “oh, Mrs. Proon, how well you are looking!" sald Mrs. Jarr enthusiastically, quent divorces of American wives 1 ones th Jarr, ‘ wadays {t's the | nu get ! My husband, Mrs. Proon, Mr. Jarr. : eir title is A : ave to young girls behave well| ‘Then the two ladies rapturously discussed matinees, spring styles and other trom their titled husbands is that It's when tl nough to know f r that are the giddy | the foreign nobleman’ Look It's short enougn for a schoolgirl; and that hat! y parted Mrs. Jarr said to Mr. Jarr: “What made you s* around not find out until nould bi It more matronly, I t iS | staring at her as if she was a freak? Is it a crime to keep young as long ‘Oh, I guess rest — young as she can as long as as one can?" ~ Juvenile Courtship Se LOVE'S YOUNG DREAM IN DARKTOWN. AH COULD (AWS GOT ER FEELIN? | p)5 4m) SIMPLY INSUBSCKIBABLE AN?\ ‘ AEA i ACR MAY. LIKE ER B DE EXTREME PLEASHUAH Ob YoH fa SYMPATHIZE Ai Frock Suit, | aa | (bi F ¢ ‘The Eve | ty | An to the “Nine-Ineh Gun. | jst s To! | A Coued Jes LIE OWN) {DIS AM ER) MOVE ON | IMPUDENT) | (RUN AWAY fi JIN! RESUSCITATE WIE) ee, ff: snowiiiit!| PUSSON I) AED: wp new! pectin . ’ 1) DELY CSE E = A. Ck Pity the Motormant = has a con- behind his aar 7 tnued ringing of a bell » which nearly drives him crazy, engl t that sometimes forces lim to leuve his posi- fact alone will be the very strongest In some new cause to prevent war 4 Sicha ha come leee pera men seem to encour- FOOOOEOHOSOSODSO HOO The Love Sonnets of a Car Conductor. By Wallace Irwin. (By permission of Paul Elder. Co., from the new booklet ‘The Love Son- nets of a Ci ductor," by Wallace Irwin.) (Copyrighted, 1008, by Pwul Kider & Co.) TRUE MeGlook once banded this to me: A “When Iittle Bright Eyes cuts the cake for you Count twenty ere you eat the honey-goo Which leads to love and matrimony—see? A small-change bunk what's bats on spending free Can't four-flush when he’s p ng rent for two. ‘The pin to flash on Cupid is ‘Skidoo!’ The call for Sweet Sixteen | i But say! Life looks goshawful on the stretch Without a Ray of Sunshine in my flat With no one there Ime “Handso Aid dust the fuzz and mildew off my hat. If she was wa the chur wretch,” tin You'd find me the 1 to-night re with wedding-bells all right! SOOO OODOO SLLALLAKLMSL LMS » ANSY got on at Sixteenth str st night, 8 P And some one flipped a han 1 1 my heart. eo She snickered once, “Oh, look, here's Mr. Smar © Was I there Her guess you're right! 8 I did the homerun g As any scrub that eve 1 plum forg And almost w He flagged for his And yode “I think you're dips!” When Pansy s She simply just can't mak ed through BOOOG to Xe (ores peer a TLATAMMALALAABAAAATUAAMAAUTAAAAAAA ARAMA Six Talks to Girls oN — ing 2 Writing English : By Gertrude Barnum peerrrvrvrveyrervevvvrreyrrrrryrevivevvevevevovervevvevereverrevevcerveerevbagvovevvrncevrereevceveccerrecenzeeresecectzou No. 2—On Words MTT TS | Speak six months ets speak of words, words,"* Emerson ITH 4 se precious tools tivated person it carelessness or ignore words. 9 not need to cultl- Heaven forbid! We ‘ngest winded people on the wasting breath all s halls by night. What we ate is the art of saving must avold loquacity, and er national fault, exaggera- we really ‘crazy’? about ad’ about a new way of sir? Are we convincing | events as elther brings wr to the 3. Now some “words ¢ i ases the from the hi fast con- > even the past 4 slang 3.000 1 vivid p » ts a sort vim which we nate use charace worse than and clothing one's ideas on the mid, to ai more exact all observation, shrugs and H ourselycy oy learning to entively to these a the diet for akings, at well, and sea as the Seript ) speak as well ing word” Reflections of a Bachelor Gi | By Helen Rowland, MAN'S shoulders are not always as broad as they're padded, You'd think every man was a beauty show from the critical way In whic sup © women, Men say they hate anything loud about a woman; It must be dis- gust that makes them always turn around to stare afier a peroxide ey rl, le saddest s needie and ton earth !s an old bachelor trying to sew on a button with plece of string. re some men who, before marringe, will risk thelr ly of a whizalng aute ck up anything » used toh to plek up your who wouldn't get off the sofa from a hint to the baby, jon that ufter a whiio it doesn’t Interrupt his readiug of the newspaper any more than the punking in the steam pipes. Of course mon admire a circumspect woman above all things, but they seldom invite her out to supper. { Nothing bores a 1 | Love letters lead to 2+ “Mr. Dooley” on Drink. By P. Finley Dunne. t th’ thruest protlbitionist 18 a saloonkeepen, knows that what's 10 worse than the devotion of the girl before the Jat. | sorts of complications, but post cards tell no tales, Better thin meat ts everybody els “thay ny ay ated With th’ dhrini * thim more an’ more ivry year. ‘Th’ dhrink mak thim too fond tv ua A man ceue in here whin I'm to pull down th’ blinds: cheese, an! sings: ‘My bonnsty in,’ thin saya: ‘What's that’ whin I suggist that he go home, da up be weeping over ‘his throu I know what's th’ matter with him, He's “about 'msclf too much, 1 know that his voloe sognds Ike sud escapin’ fe'm th’ kttchen sink, an’ 1 can lick him in a minyit with an’ tce- Q ughin’ me ck over his family throubles, but he doesn't v think 60. th’ bit. He's got himself painted like a combymation iv Melba, Jeffreys an’ th’ Two Orphans, an’ annybody that don't belleve he's right t9 lookin’ f'r Batth, if anny prohytitionists thinks ‘tis pleasant presidint lover this here Palace 1y Rum he's welcome to th’ Job. If T was an Insanity ex pert, instead ly bein’ on th’ level as Lam, Pd commit half me patients to am | | asylum," eS Blondes Take the Best Pictures. LONDE women have thelr photographs taken Just about twico as often “B in the long run ag brunettes,” remarked @ photographer in the Cleve- land Plain Dealer, “The reason {s easy; blondes take better pictures than brunettes, The iighting effects are better when the subject ts a blonde, a blond girl may pet @ photograph titet will flatter her, where ppe--¢.m brunette taken under the same conditions will not even do her justice~