The evening world. Newspaper, March 13, 1908, Page 17

The Evening World Daily Magazine, Friday, March 18, 1908. _ | The Wisdom of the Young .# ByT.S. Allen i The Greates of Short Story Writers. Sawep off FLIRT AN! HLL SCRATCH VER EYES = : (arn roe a ====| | 0. Henry’s Stories STORY NO. The Love-Philtre. ~ s id Chunk MeGowan to his riyal, the drug cilerh, ‘‘in't there adrug of some kind—some kind of powders ar'll make a girl like you better if you give ’em to her??? | HB Blue Light Drag Store ty]and she'll never regret flying the coop downtow en tl} Bowery | with Chunk an.” >t and First ay between the Blue at pharn e. Beent and icu-cream soda. If you it for pain-killer tt wHl not give | you a bonbon “You will es “Tr mu me, Chunk," sald ul prescription s to be called for soon, i 1 MeGowan, looking up ain't~ there a » kind of pow- make a girl lke you better tem to her?” ath his nose curled superior enlighten- the dis The Blue Light scorns the labor-say- ing arts of n n pharmacy. It the scorn macerates Its im and percolates its] a : z Sears Fart aie but bef. he could . The Girl—I sald I would be a steter to youse, Kid—See me broken finger? “What on earth’s that infernal racket out Kid—Say, miss, do yer mind if T take yer arm wn Taudamum and paresoric. To thls | an aaeag ne COU sgemen Chimmie, when you proposed to me, an’ I meant “Goodness, that 1s too bad! there?” and walk a little ways wid yer, same as Sf I was Faiolentenieontlt eee ae | atin Dacy told me hel sot someronee itt “Naw, it ain't; I broke it punching a fellow’s Office Boy--I tink it’s a young lady inquiring yer steady? I wanter make dat gal back dere pill-tile, divided with a. | a cron ker: Uptowny and fed) eral to head!” fer me, boss. Would you mind going out and tell- —_ jealous. rolled with the finger and thumb, |! sit! tn soda water. From the very - ing her dis is me busy day? eee ga ye ad cae © looked like thirty cents to 9 ~— os Recreate) ae Ke hey Was married In less than y ne and simple was Chunk Me- > — BY Buffalo Bill Vetere consent sting tice coud tate en Wa nn ] e8 fo cough drops an hing | Tkey was could have a es O e & y jf [ ieee shat wait Zor thom Insta an Gee caeaeee tee? (Wm. F. Cody) i learies eer ieee) Us rate neral who Was about to =xxxo0 be there to welcome you." ; Hay. alone at night. I had seen] Th space about the fire was liter-{ And then, what do you suppose hap-| Luckily I had a start. The braves|waere tne heart of pharmacy is eines GER? EHIER GAG B 1? that followed could not cut down the} There was a horrible noise that set lead enough to overhaul me, and it| si the hills to echoing and brought every Was too dark for stra.ght sh | Indian to his feet a dead run. dians gave up the race. ony's hoot, | Since the moment of my dismounting| That abominable mule of mine had paves fe yoarmed of the adventure, and) 6 man|I of cours) moved as silently and en this moment of all otvers to 1 of telling how his score against | tasted, AeEnnaUS ously as any born savage, Now| ct up a long, thunderous braving. mule was wiped out corniform had to uo Was to learn how many | How was that for a vad 1UCK SAK? —————— ——______««\] 110%. 109 ce. There, as it should be. the drug {s a counsellor, a confessor, an ad- ; jooting. |viser, an pble and willing m id sent me off at/So after the first mile or so the In-| mentor whose learninz is ri 088 06; isdom ne way tolally swarming with Indians. How |p) Ya| their pickets had missed my approach the hill I don't yet know; unless the deep sand of the trail deadened the nd of my mule's hoofs. t answer, tut he set out| plenty of Indian sj Of he set at a Larned, so now I rc eno mule iiving| gone + alf through » beast plod- | hills could, but ha/ for re: fleet steed | the stamp of a teth we went for ten or twelve miles,! Now, it wasn't far ahead, his escort trailing | would be behind him and I on my mule can-| inconyen: z along far in the rear. The crept along half of the road to Larned was fal sound ick, pa peor as } went on Chunk hope t if I had one of them pow- Rosy when I see her at {t might brace her her from reneging on the to skip. I guess she don't need a mule team to drag her away, fen are better at coaching than at running bases. If the My whose # On the Trail : # With Custer § SX ERKIEX-0000-IEXIIEITO ster beepec' led nose figu as we nity of the Blue Light, dvice and notice were much de- s there wera, gather what other] y got to the nolsy brute, jumped Rack mumbera of this series |i own in the v: es needful, and then get Y fie ddle ae may obtained by sending were nee and then get aw the saddle and set out at a red-hot Pappitcation and oneccent stame [4nd hi cleft between 52 t to him, so he ran no danger of and a camp fire, It was not a that promised much| pace with an arrow sticking In the Pror sired 5 k just to 0 i “danger & p Or ench number to “C intl. ire: | ll work just for a couple of hours Tae s way just yet. And, from t stood a bunch danger. All I needed was caution andj fringe of my hunting shirt and a lot JDepartment, vening Worlds \T ; "il do the trick." Gen. noted in his horse, would ordinary luck. of wild bullets whistling about me. - | Two Men and a Girl. “Ww 's this foolishness of running ite so far ahead by the key roomed and i aks : ed at \ rst thirty mil < ty miles, , two squares away, Mrs, Rid : | Kidd! At the of tw 1 < the ene ° | pa, the end of twenty-etght miles the il] By R. W. Taylor had a daughter named Rosy. The ci 0 @ fallen back. Custer and I G www | (OCU has been tn valn—you must asked Ikey. id Mr. McGowan, At eight o'clock 'y oes to bed with a headache. At. Yellow r ndians called } as one day as as riding fast t aoc RVECanTIeCin Andi achitholehininedntl| have guessed {t—Ikey adored Rc She Mine old Parvenzayo lets me through : THUS WARS HNCAS ERRATA CHS ———— CANE ON Graney Unctured all his thoughts: she was tie Where there's a board nen? - Soingine gultne saa atciaetat fe WRITTEN A \ A Seu sone ee KE MR, 2 JAW! JUST WAIT ecmround extract of all that w: next door. I go un- et the| the very first LITTLE SONNET on \ OH, HOW LOVELY, a 15 JUST GOING A FEW MINUTES TILL I chemically pure and officinal—the der her window and help her down the were in the) 8 ' cal: < : 4 Met shborhood A couple of miles further on, just SPRING , ETHEL! LL} "$0 FOND OF es READ His NeW COME BACK ,AND YouLL| |Pensatory contained nothing equal We've got to make it early Z ; u Wwe reached the foothills (where \READ iT To ' SONNETS! SPRING Poem ! HEAR REAL 1 her. But Ikev was timid, and his hopes rs account. It's all dead I came ac: You POETRY! - y don't balk wh WP Coby ‘uster and ten men |I knew the going would be harder than — Temained insoluble in the menstruum |drops, Can you fix me one’ re nae “hated 0! em. ured to say, ‘ou think, s' respectfully we could hit ery direction in which | © Indians. I explaine: riding in the = of his backwardness yd fea: Be- | powders, Ikey? ad located th ! hind his counter he was a superior} 1 schoenstein rubbed his nose the case and showed him .how he had ea Iittle more?" 7 belng, calmly consclous of special know been on the point of running into sure ‘Take the lead if your mule can ¢o ledge and worth e he was a D a ; e ms a fd he, ‘“t 5 death. He wasn’t excited in the least, sald Custer, starting up his big veak-leneed pur POToRT Ane ated ; Taeeneans ar 5 or but took the matter coolly. All he did horse again. But my mule ambled was:to order mp to guide them to Fort meekly past him and set the pace for Hayes. the rest of the day. There wasn't a But he sent for me the next day, | liorso in the lot that could come within He fiad to go to Fort Larned a of him. wanted me to guide him d his escor that afternoon my mule trotted there. The distance was sixty miles;up to the fort, looking as fresh as and over bad coun So I chose an|Wwhen he started. A quarter mile be- ugiy little brown ¢ as my mount. | hind rode Custer on his lathered, weary I knew the brute could make h!s way |horse, and the escort spread out for a over any sort of ground. , mile or more behind him. Custer rode a big. magnificent look-| I said nothing, but Just wheeled md ing horse, and ed to think my saluted as Custer came up. He laughed cursed rambler, with ill-fitting clothes | ; much carefuiness, To you alone staincd with chemicals and smelling of | o¢ my acquaintance would I intrust a soeoirine aloes and valerianate of am-| ponder like that. But for you I shall ra make it, and you shall see how t makes Tho fly in Tkey's ointment (thrice wel: ey to think of you." ‘ comes pat trope!) was Chunk M Ikey went behind the prescription AN There he crushed to a powder Mr. McGowan was also striving to luble tablets, each containing @ catch the bright smiles tossed about bv | oi ceter of a grain of ann avees Rosy. But he was no outfielder as uate ore Grain Of morphia: oueta, Tkey was: he picked them off the bat.| 0 Addu) a litte Rettig aes bares oth . and led the mix- At the same time he was Ikev's friend ; and customer and often dropped in at|ture neatly in a white paper. Taken choice was foolish and that my mule |and eald: INDEED! HE THIS 15 SHAKESPEARE'S) { my sour 16 AH, SPRING! WHEN PURPLE SHEEN the Blue Light Drug Store to have a) >Y an adult this powder would insure would never cover the sixty miles on! ‘You were right, Cody! And you're L tu N jax aE ipowe th It wasn't for m argue, so 1/the sort of a scout I like. I'll bear OOKS LIKE A NEPHEW — THE PoeT! |\ EnRapTuRED! PAINTS THE MEADOW AND THE GREEN} {Tulse painted with fodino or get a cut) several hours of heavy slumber with- a Se aieata' et peal F a i | PoET — oR 1 GAVE Him #1000 Y | . AND THE BLUE FORGET-ME-NOT rubber plastered after a plensant ever e 2 sleeper. This he Tenn ne icy aaaela 30 y ? HAT AIN'T: 1 ng spent along the Bowery. to Chunk McGowan, telling him “When you reach Fort Larned, sir,my! I made my return journey to Fort METHING TO READ HIS PoeTRY! BLOSSOMS IN THE FLOWER POT! Lito Chunk Mesomen: calling aie One afternoon McCowan drifted In into ac his sllent, easy way. and @at. comely |and received the hearty thanks of the smooth-faced, hard, indomitable, go0d- | backyard Loch! natured. upon a stoo!. ey sald he when his friend hat) The Wrong Vic'im, ed his mortar and sat opposite.| «phe at) ding gum benzoln to a nowde! with your car. IVs drugs for me {f you've got the T need.” A Proposed Elopement. : Ikey scanned the countenance of Mr. McGowan for the usual evidence of conflict, but found non: BEELEELESESSOECLS CESEAAAEOEEE SESE BEEESEESELE SES SSS | HINTS FOR THE HOME Pudding. |Grape Pie Without Seeds. yudding pan with Wes about a bowlful of grapes ey's action become of his subsequent 4 messenger for Mr. sed the plans of Mr. oping with Rosy. Mr. t man, brick-dusty of |complexion and sudden in action. fluc! ge..." he said briefly, to “Take vour coat off,” he ordered. “I Ike lay loafers! My own guess that vou have been stuck in the 10:m's just ebove Rosy's, I'll Just go ribs with a knife. I told you those|up there myself after supner and load Dagoes would do vou up | the shotgun and wait. If he comes in Mr. McGowan smiled. my back vard he'll go away in an am- thin, scat- and separate. Cook the pulp till ter lumps of butter and cheese to seeds separate, stirring so it will make thin layer, season with salt and| not burn, and put through a fine sleve. pepper, another layer of dougn, cheese, | Add strained pulp to skins, with about butter, seasonins, then another; beat|a cup of sugar, and cook all together yolk of egg in cup of ‘milk and pour| till thick, stirring often. It 1s nice to over, bake thirty minutes elictous, | add a Httle sliced apie. Bake in two but rich. crusts, PESLLEAPEAEAAE AOL SELEBESSEESEEEEES ELSE EAEESESE SLA EG ’ * e he sald, “Not any Dagoes. But you've) pulance instead of a bridal ohalge.”” Ma Manton S Dail Fashions Er i located the diagnosis all right enough—| With Rosy held in the clutches of pele OnINETHE HERE, BO! TAKE ART 1s NOT )1OH, I JUST HUH! STUNG AGAIN! it's under my coat, near the ribs, Say!! Morpheus for a many hours deep PARLOR AND READ ANOTHER THOUSAND|| APPRECIATED! || WORSHIP T GUESS (™m NO Ikey—Rosy and me are goin’ to run| slumber, and the Bloodthiraty paren EB tly fit- MY POETRY! ANI AY 1 GIVE ME eYe} ' f ’ away and get married to-night.” | walting, armed and forewarned, Ikey I Be eiclisg B My reaees ae ps THE ]|G00D vaetRy! SUDGE OF POETRY! Ikey’s left forefinger was doubled over} yoit that his rival was close, indeed, skirt {a the first . THAT DiufoR t the edge of the mortar, holding it) upon discomfture. essential to the satis- MUSH steady. He gave tt a wild ran with All night in the Blus Light Drug factory gown. Here/ the pestle, but felt it not. Meanwhile] gtore he waited at his duties for t@ one that ant! be Mr. McGowan's smile faded to a look) chance news of the tragedy, but none used elther fo: of perplexed gloom (leary Reis “That 1s." ho continued. “If she Keeps! At elght o'clock In the morning the Empire skirts or for those finished at the normal walst line, and which ts cut with Grect reference to the demands of the e notion until the time come pines for the getawa dav she says tn We've been layin’ for two weeks, One will; the same’ oven!: We've agreed on to-night, ar stuck to the affirmative this jday clerk arrived and Ikey started | hurriedly for Mrs, Riddie's to learn the he | outcome. And, lo! as he stepped out of niXY.| the store.who but Chunk McGowan Rosy's Ang om a passing street car and ime f0r| grasped hia hand—Chunk McGowan season. It gives the two whole day ivs five hours with a victor’s smile and flushed with long, slender lines, yet till the time, and dd she'll! joy, and ft can be finished stand me up when it comes to the| “Pulled it off.” said Chunk witti at the lower edge in h.!* | Blysium In his grin. “Rosy hit the any way that may be “You said you wanted drugs,” Te-| flre-escape on time to a second, and we Uked. It 1s adapted | marked Ikey. was under the wire at the Reverend’ Mr. McGowan looked {I at ease a | harassed. He made a patent medic almanac into a ry at 9301-4, She's up at the flat—she cooked the eggs this mornin’ in @ blue eve Me By Cen kimono—Lord! how lucky I em! You a a a 5 —--— =| unprofitable carefulness about his fn-| ust pace up some day, Ikey, and feed FE OE BE OF EF OF OE UF OF Ot OF 8 UE OF OE Bret tot take Deka hak otet itor ot erat ear G Rk od ak okak ol kek oak ak ol al ak aiudak ake altal ie wit I've got a fob down near the e\ 1 Wan't have this double handl-} bridge, and that's where I'm heading : Betty Vineent Sx. On Courtship - Marriage footie to taffeta and to the cotton skirting, and It ean be made either in round or walking length. When worn beneath the Empire skirts it should be Joined to the girdle %, now powder?" stammered Tkey, Yh, that stuff you gave me!” sald @ fat n all ready with ch and the skirt at- Sieyoranr, Ropererorereyey Nanni pepe “y wae table and a kettle | mated (o ar WS NHS SF ya ae at PHM KKK CK CMC KKK KK OK KM KK KKK N KK ERO Ee I o%y | any Dn Oe sate Are | Chunk, broadeniaa ibe grin; “well, tt 5 ;, id frankty ask het y ound she However, yo. e not ola enough sert- re to boil. And I've engaged | was this way. I sat d at the supper adeatoriitioanitaiine id- toned Girl. n nk!y ask her on what gr fr, you are not old en dy Be y he s ; ees See eee An Old-Fash oases her objection to you. You must ously to contemplate marriage, and you Two Men and a Gir’, ind 10 s House] fabio. inst plgnt at” Ride’, and lation belt with a gir who _ the mother that you are have not known the young man long! > Rr f Bae for See set ee Oe Mt myselty The quantity of ma- vin old-fashioned, Hepa daushter. enough to know if you really love him an Meta ; x4 ed, a prey to his| the sq 10Cus-pocus aaaeaiiin : eA irarcae tly Quarrel, or not. Wait until you are twenty four is have been Keo a with a thorough her.’ And I terial required for and a@ et ° Jor five. and if your unole still objects with a young ma keeps the me in my ups fall on, Npabi radian alaeidis a y er and taken her out | caerieansy, 2 1 You are then old enough to decide for Senior. Recently he } said ve Whee Cone: 71-2 yards 2, 6 1 a she now tolls me that my |] AM eighteen. Two months ago I yourself. very coolly owing to t alk proper a ffeotio: SOE yard ae nam Foundation Skirt—Pattern No, 5918. enna vandiitiatitanancan'|||Mmatiicoughimaniicredly oarlams, enother young man whon what T can be doing a m tae re , 3M inches wide rat wth: meragnins Shortelle' tll weniory wel arecusth deeply imlors ClSR (OM Elen Love, iikenliteaibiproces : . ty dum ps the: Pnitern No. 5018 {a cut in ny re both deeply in love | proper for me ue i ¢ ps t ; sf @) me In a v neere and straightfor-| and want to got married, but my unele,, Dear Retty friendship, as [ like him »> A Queer Request. in ¢ 8 coffee re ward mann t her mother objects! with whom I live, objects to our mar- AM twe 4 in love with a gir)| Nae bearer : e mee teint aw 46 7 hto n H just what reason her| riage on account of an old quarrel de- two years my junior, but am 1 It is perfect i : i eee Obiaiw York, Send ten © Rei mother did) nobied ye ku teal’ cactain that gwedn’ thelcwolsmmiliee, whichitiaa bean [ills aural whéthess ete: loves me or’ not | frlend#hip. a: ing eine For How the Earth Grows, ‘These Ll ans $ coin or stamps tor each pattern ordered. $ | my affection is returned. What shall carried on for several generations., How can I find ? FH, (You should ep ov . . T_Write A i c « c ow ¢ c ? hasn Rosy Dp out i eors which land on the Pecioree Helpaetelabrad dal peg TRO BPA: AGSrese plainy, “andar |.T 00? P.M. 'T. What shail I do? ©. P| Ask her. ‘The only way to discover if Masculine friend. It y t a5! the door with It it wasn't for I arth are estimated to a6 1,000 wesc autores oem meee 8 Have a talk with moth, Tell There is no use in giving up your your affection is returned ts to declare Besendanse wit ceaneae renew his ate|:o8in’ @ boarder they'd bave bounced tons to its weight every taree Shien eee ond - % i = F o her of vour affection for her daughter Rapoinese on account of an old quarzel your love wad sak bers in retura, tenjlens. me long aga I'm making $0 a week yours, d Py vy ‘ ;