The evening world. Newspaper, February 7, 1908, Page 17

Si eaee sas oe Ce tree Petter rete cre nr mrrerectrecrtterrercertc Cllc lt totiireg) | The Evening World Daily Magazine, Friday, February 7, 1908. ee eee sacechesis The Million-Dollar Kid .% w w& BY RW. Taylor pune ting House Fables. » Married Men Have the Nature ‘ Fakers Fut to Sleep When GOLODOHONG: [TWe Got A BULLY (DEAR! MeL JUST FIND OUT How L GIRLS, | LOST ALL MY fy ‘ H, MR MONK! MONEY IN A BANK peatcne: FAILURE’ ( CAN STILL nne \e ST. ' TAKE You To DINNER. : ————— 3 SaHe: cies) BUT ONLY AT CHLoS! } Jt Comes to Making Excuses. ' s & 2 By Clara Morris 8 ig By Joseph A. Flynn. Author of “Stage Life,” “A Pasteboard Crown,” and others. 12 Zz COO OSEOODOO at newspaper artists overstep the mark in some respects?” I inquired of Tess last evening at dinner. “Take this picture, for example,” and I directed her attention to a sketch of a dutiful husband getting himself arrested in order to go out with “the boys’? of an evening. “Now, don’t you think that's exaggerated tat all,’ Tess replied, hastily replacing the cover on a dish of pickled onions to prevent disastrous ralds into that delicacy. “I'm not experienced, but I've got a lot of earfuls from lonesome wifles that would get your goat. “When he's first married hubby dodges the stay-oute and hugs the fire every night, telling her what a good thing he was before he knew jher name; but it Isn't long before he picks up the paper some morning and reads about ai the swell beefsteak dinner at the club the night before, jand he gots interested. When he sees tihe flashlight taken on the spot and the “] SN'T it possible t @opyrighted, 1907, by Clara Morris) 3 she nodded. “How can he — help loving the ten: little soul! Her SYNOPSIS OF PRECEDING omarrens,|baby hedrt holds pity enough for the Philip Kelth, a clever, seifish youum New | whole suffering world.” Then quickly York doctor, married Daphne Cuyler, #| she asked, “What do you want Great- Roted beauty, Other members of the house | dad for, dear?" bold are Philip's grandiatuer, eccentric old TIMEEOIRETO give: hinival leseon now Prof, Keith, and his ward, Olive Marr. | Penarra vel var ented | Olive secreciy loves Philip. Daphne guesses | y this, and also k-ve's that other women are | trying to carry on love affairs with Philip | This knowledge makes Dapline miserable, | “I'm goin’ to show him how to fas does the fact that Philip now seems to|dwaw a Gweek lett He knows ‘om take ber benuty for granted and to seek her all o' course, to read ‘em, but I can society less than of old. Stanley Belden, @/dwaw ‘ern with my pencil, and I'm Zelden strove not to laugh. ‘What kind of a lesson?’ he demanded. Tut BE VERY Chicos! MR MONK, | MAVE GLAD To Go THE Dear! $}000 saved uP! Gissolute multi-millionaire, loves Daphne, Dut since her marriage has kept away from | > children une May, ber. Daphne and Philip have t a three-year-old daughter. Di anda baby fon, Helden returns and renews n arranges Ms attentions to Dayh Helden arraneé that’ Daptine saall tecelve a foolish love letter written by Philip to another woman. Daphne ta horrified at the revelation. Be Gen eailing one morning, finds her in thi wretched mood. CHAPTER VIII. (Continu Belden's Plot. Daphne's wea her lovely eyes, and a ft anger contracted his ack feat ‘. “Life growin c ard for er he thought sped ghily enough, he remirke I not like chat great bird's end ents for you is sh t trea 187°" “N—no,' 1 wxiphne absent “No, not treacherous. Revengeful. ner haps—on 3 Olive for throw she might bite if she But the bird's me absent is quite wo. tient endurance of (i handling beyond a Should not Ilke to su» of treacher; Anoth Bt ce followed, while he revelied in her beauty. from the waving eins Kory of her hair and clas! bouy whose flowing lines passe softly from more moving beauty. To + core of his heart skirts across 4 Biase, burnt-out, the world, eve he was thei of the touch of her ead fibre of his body show him now.” ressed laughter came to eyes as she pictured that but Belden asked curiously s the chiid call him Great- why you say Great-dad." ‘Cause he is Great-dad." she answered surprisedly. Yes, I know, dear; but explain the relationship to Mr. Belden.” May I have own self, mamma?” ree big ones and one tin} ns. She gravely and im- portantly arranged them in a row on tue edge of the table—Scissors con- Uinually trying to clamber up her short ts Belden thrust out lis foot be tard and ohiid, to the great © of the former. sald Dap’ ow this is how we go wanted a finger on the. © book—"That's me This bigger on at's papa. This nex’ big papa’s papa, He wouid be ary oniy hes out!’—ana sne Swept the book to the floor, thus sharp- ath, The you have to skip to this big book, and he's Pro- fWessor—my Papa's Grand-dad, and (trium, antiy) My re -dad! Now y inaica ao ye you #ay A Cry of Pain. jetting one hand hang loosely At his side, with the otner gravely pointed out the books s is you— this is Papa—doctor—this one we jump nd this big fellow was Papa's is Great You CAN HAVE IT To CHILDS, OR IFAT WiLL HELP Nout EVEN To A CHEAPER PLACE, ou Poor BoY! May.” she called, “come tel! | ENGAGEMENT! lttle book for my| went trotting about secur-! WAY THIS ISN'T CHiLos! THIS 15 MONDELLICO'S! TWAS ONLY JOKING, CARRIE, TO FIND OUT WHO WAS ON THE LEVEL! HERE'S A HISTAH MONK! oppo! ' SS | only Adrian says he's the best bowler in the city.” whole gang up in the front row all smiles he throws up the sponge “Married men have got all the nature fakers asleep under the table when it comes to excuses, and sotm of them, like Whiskerino, never hand out the same thing twice. “The first time it's the old con—a shave—and here's the way he slips it: ‘Dearie, in that pink wrapper you look as nice as a tooth powder ad. to-night, 0 I'll go out and cough up a contribution to the Barber Trust. The operation | won't take long, but there might be a line, and I might have to walt, so don’t watch the clock for me. In case you get tired, chain Fido to the stove and ‘tumble into the hay.’ She sits up half the night seeing nothing but trolley | smashes, murders and sulcides, with hubby in the middle of the picture, and | when he lands home with the milk in the morning and hands out a three-bagger | about finding a hungry gerry in the snow and taking him home to mother, sae | kisses him on doth cheeks and falls asleep. | Now, that's where poor Henrietta is caught. That's the main curve in her tnnocent married fe, and if she don't hold on to her hat and be careful it’s all | om with her. If she swallows the hock it won't be long before he's appointed Head Broom and Doorkeeper of the X. Y. Z. Club, and ‘he'll join six societies to have himself insured so she'll be left high and dry when he gets the fatal summons | “Every week after that he gets stx postals for meetings—all written by ihim- self. Sunday he stays home and ge! Inted with the family “Tt's just his ple to have some girl friend of wifle’s call with the news of all the latest amusements in the neighborhood, such as funerals and divorces, and when they atart to dope out the pattern for a new (walst that’s his cue to make | a crack about going out for a minute to buy a smoke, and all the time there's | three perfectos sweetly dreaming in his vest pocket | "When he goes does Henrietta loosen up her mind? 1 gue! | bullt that way. Instead she says: ‘You must pardon Jack for going out. He's the best husband in the world, and never leaves the stove. To tell the truth, L have to drive him out half the time, he’s so at to me, but he didn't want tobe around now heoause he thought you might have some confidence to slip me.’ | "Do you see that young fellow over there at the foot of the table playing | ping-pong with the potatoes? Well, he's got the best steer I ever heard of, and | | nequ not. We're not he his poor wifle falls to it with a happy smile. He holds down a high stool at the office all day, and ts supposed to study chemistry at night, and, like a poor sallor, she kisses him good-by at 7 o'clock and tells him not to study too hard | but to hurry, or he'll be late.” T don't see the drift of your remarks.’ I interposed, reaching for the prize mustard, “Don't you think he’s telling the truth, or is this study of chemts: only an excuse to get out?’ ‘Oh, I don't doubt him for minute,” Tess replied, as a new boarder ite critically examined his knife in search of eedge. “I'm not that kina, + thrilled into life at broach. These almost daily and greetings were that, with an intel often asked himse.f could increase his joy wo! eried the child, dane . "Mr. Belden learns quick than Great-uad ing wi ons mor What a Good Play Must Have. | By Daniel Frohman. PLAY should have continuous action all the way through, When , 66 } I allude to action, I don't necessarily mean physical movement 8. RRR RP POR Re eee co er ee er re ett ter ne hel al al heh kel kak al fal ofa) %, ugh broke suddenly to a} You seem preoccupled- with the treachery of her race | ® ’ Gives ‘ i Keith. You have re ieee ARAUERVRE TENG Le V i? Q h and % and pistol play,” says Danie! Frohman in Harper's Weekly.“ nen pean? ne coals dl seyng a etty Vincent Advice Un CQourtsnip GEOIAGS 2) AN eee a coun! cease eames ase “Annoytt she rep: earily Tran t heWaslanhell se os struggle of love with duty, to name the most f Le “Annoying? Yes, 1 received Fee Sarna eely 0 Ng oe ot ot ot of ot ot ot ot ob ot Ob OF OE OE OE Ot Ot OF ot OE OF Ut Ot Ob OE OE Ot Gt OE OE ab ot OF OE UE OF OE GE Ot OE BE Gk at SE OE OE IE UE SE OE OE Ob ob ot ok ot ot ot at OE ot EE ET | The charactors may be sitting In thelr chairs, talking pleasantie: tomethor, ne was flowing treely bap. and tight about the finger in very bad taste !f they know you love, parents ay ve of our proposed mar- | x [still fulfil this purpose. And the action must go forward by leaps and bounds, |Make Up the Quarrel. | oitesteh leather kn oye / Haren sl euibroves OC/our/ si08 Her Sweetheart Objects. }from one climax to another. The ideal play will have the fewest characters, and speaking very quie young lady I earn $18 a week and she is at-| hideous information by “Not anonymously, I Cee Here acl ieharteten eae all e litte girl for Lena to bring | Dear Betty VAN ValentneePart | tending school. Do vou tnink it would | Pan Betty but tt will hold the attention so that you won't know whether there are six or ed but the despicable sender| °”’ CUNT) (FeO Ute) Cs |) AM nineteen and greatly in love with } alentine Larly. be advisable to become man and wife? M eighteen and am keeping steady Sixty; and two persons upon the stage will hold the audience entranced, as In Pie cate ymbuEn oT “I beg of you, don’t mind,” said Bel-|| a young man my senior. About a Dear Betty BES! company with a young man three the Greek drama. Like the Greck characters, too, they will appear as puppets of it is anonymous den; “let crapnvolandusr: yoone 2 Siinurenttcsuvcune cornmeal: years my senior, He travels and ne| upon a dark background of necessity. victims of the vircumstances which they Belden's eyes sought the floor, a dari Rs | wishes me to be loyal to him wile ab-| have helplessly brought Into existence.” Valentine's party? What games mony. Wait unt!l she rrows un. year and a Nalf ago I had a little Wes is proper to serve for a St No. chief rbout it. Please don't trouble.” (iy ’ spoken red ed in his face a moment. Then! Chief abou quarrel with him and have not sp 9 h eee ai Lad a newspaper that, “Mt Belden,” she insisted, “that Is a/te him since. though I was the cause would be appropriate for the e¥e-| GH Distihes Him [ent, 1 have a frtend who gives me| ie he sofa. and as lie 4sty wound, and possibly a polsonous|of the « rrel Do you think {t ad- the and boys’ ages being * } Es ets. Is it proper to accept a had slipped from the sofa, and as he P Le Ua, 7 nineteen to twenty-two years? Dear Betty: |them? Mother does not think it 1s This Wonderful World. one. It must be cleansed and prop-| visable to write to him now a folded it his own name caine upper-, AM a! scanty? c-| Fight. Please gtve - ; bey ferly dressed, Can you not trust it to! him to me, or do you t P.D. Q. ats Poise a recently became oo | my Maentiiscrtra enon irons CHAT Cr) TAPING began on a field of wheat at Blockley, in Worcestershire, at 9 iss re pnedonuiiratitrentrenthatiienstnn |may have some other girl? 1 Tee cream. moulded tn heart shape, | duainted with a young man one Se lai HIEY TG) a rae STARR Ried o'clock In the morning, and was served as bread just sixty minutes after. The Spendthrift’s Feast. Vd trust my mortal body [like to make up with nim very muci, |and enkes cut in the same pattern. If | my senior, wy AitD 24 Pere Pua Unlgek youl eoneldees t Cosy Dy NRE The largest serpent ever measured was an anaconda, which Dr. Gardner i jaoul’ to) youl al voniy)| HEARTBROKEN, Broo! your friends care for cards, hearts |1'vo given him many hints)he still pers) |e © sider yourself engaked) 4.44 dead in Mexico. It was thirty-seven feet long, and it took two horses “gtaniey Belden—the modern Lucullus! you. an bnpieasete | enteritis would be appropriate sists in calling. I have sufficient reason on ne first young man you have every| (> grag iL —repeats in New York the madly ex- . pieasan If, as you say, the fault of the quar- | \tor disliking him, How shall I get rid|6ht to receive attentions from other} ¥ Saif val andscape architec! travagant suppers he made Paris, Calro \rel ‘was yours, and you now wish to! Lhe Girl Too Young. ante 8.4. L. |Men. 1@you are merely friends with the|, MTS. Anetta E McCrea, the first woman landscape architect In this country, @ London familiar withomakes they Lena had appeared with a|make up wth him, you should write) pear p yoke hon| Second man I see no harm én going to|'# the oficial landscape architect for the St Paul rond, and consulting landscape and Lon familia th—t ar Betty. | You need not see the young man when wt) sonitect for other Western roids. of water, a towel, and a/him a not great Roman feasts look economical and provincial, Fruits of all s all quarters of the globe, meet in bas. Kets of silver and gold, ‘Tropical pine-| “This ie the nursery outat,” smitea | Beauty Not Necessary. apples circled with fruits from Oregon| Daptine, as she dealt generously with and California, cheek by Jowl with ap-| the antiseptic. “Gracious, how dread ples from Australia, peaches from, fully you bleed! She must have bitt Africa, and giass-grown nectarines and to t strawberries. Several prominent artistes sons, from, 4*ket containing all taings needful for | friends aga enty-four and have a young|he calls. If you persistently avold him|'e theatre with him. However, if your] fad wh ady jend sixteen years of age he will take the hint sooner or later and Sweetheart objects and you wish to Seis Dies st stop paying you attention. please him, don't ace o : She loves me dearly, Both of ovr stop ___| plese, iim. don't accept eny more the Bank of England Notes. - ov « Ts HEN a Bank of England note returns to the bank the cashier's signa- on ea wo Men and a Girl. W " y i ’ rl. ture is tom off. ‘The detachment of signatures for a day often welghs ‘AM in love with a young lady who ts Don’ts for the Healthy. Dear Betty | twenty pounds, The notes aro kept for five years, after which ther MAILE Cota aI eat when fatigued or overheated HAVE two devoted lovers, and their|are burned in a furnace. Every morning a 7 this fire ts lighted, Each week if eaaig | ON 1 ats me pace bee Sane e CeO a ouay Don't bathe the body for at least an hour after eating love for me is equal to my love for 420,000 notes are consumed you advise me to heed their remarks ts disiike bot and ask him to call saying you wish to be AM tv dressing a eut or burn. | nma, Shall I go put Scissors in the e ance sing after the fl sa . oe: hem, but my pa: 5 appear and dance and sing after until she's sorry,” asked Daphne: | ind search “ Don't eat an excess of sugar, sweets and starchy foods. t | ‘a mit a at 7 ~ ee eet! ‘a ch for a girl with C3 4 ‘1 3 3 — close of the theatres, Decorations mag i {cane . Porespee ys Don't eat foods that disagree with you What shail I do? U. D. A. RiP Ca ORT re of table} “Yes, deur,” answered her mother. é Ley ee : ae Don't be gloomy at mealtime. Your love can't be very deep for turned into a lake where night-blooming| “Yes, indeed,” added Belden, an the|, Eh¥sca! beauty has little to do with Don't eat too much of highly seasoned food. either one, as no girl can love two men at the same time. Your parents must have some good reason for disliking the men, so I advise you to give them up. | Jiove. If the girl possesses lovab: charma, you should pay no attention to the remarks of your friends, which are Don’t eat between meals habitually, and learn to eat frult before break- | Sroet le nymphla unfold before eyes of guests,” | & | yed. "For that will be tanta- ; mount to life imprisonment, since the Daphne's eyes had caught sight Of) vixen will never be sorry, the glaring letters, and with an edge of scorn in her voice sie asked “Way! “Blissful Moments. “Eifohtewe wowa tnt oneoces What One Aeroplane Operator Looks Like in Flight, 1:2" certainly not for this!” tossing the paper to the sofa. “Besides, Julation. ‘To save his immaculate cuff eter schoolgirls, and also fall this te gross exagweration, My sup-| front possible spatters she wound her pers have become famous because I| handkerchief about it, tucking the loose is practical for the command the services of the best chef|@dges inside, with accidental touches reasonthat the Paris has produced in fifteen years, and|of the wrist, that sent shudders of d guimpe ts quite I give them Decuuse"—dis dark face | ight along his nerves, while through easily renewed and took on a look of unutterable weariness | er dear nearness, as she bent over that a fresh one al- —"because I am fighting that most in-|‘him, he caught from hair and ralment | ways gives an ef- tolerable ennu!—ionelines: those faint and precious odors that are 4 | fect of daintiness to ‘The bluck-lashed, biue eyes filied with [love's most maddening lures, and knew eee i | the entire costum slow wonder, “You—you, who have so[his self-restraint was failing fast. Cen \This model ts much to keep yeu occupied and| He was vaguely conscious that Lena | charming and new amused?” had come and gone, removing the nur- |in many detetle, “You are pleased to mock me,” he|sery outfit and taking small Daphne- while it is adapted said, sharply, both pain and resentment | May with His thick neck had red- j to a very long Ist in his volce. “At those gay suppers al! dened, as had his swarthy face, and of materiale, In th profit save the giver of the feast. The! s his brow she felt the throbbing 11) us\tration’ it) Js chair at my side ts ever empty. Oh iceursed vein he ‘hated. Ade OLA CRENENETS Delieve me, Mrs. Keith, pain and J ar To salute a woman's hand was but a mal th trimming of well acquainted.” gravely courteous custom with Stanley silk bands, and ts “Better that,” she sald, bitterly, “than| Belden, but now he. silently caught worn overs: tasers te be vold of all feeling! I am coming | 1) left and, turning it palm up- eulmpe: but Umouls to be Ike a stagnant pool. Water that | ward, pressed upon it again and again DOAOrya DE are moves is clear and clean and whole- | the long, tender, clinging kisses of reck- from plaid) tafteta, some. But when it is motionless it be- {less passion, She sharply drew upon ram yelling oF any comes first flat, then dead then nox-|her hand, but he would not release tt. lente rimaeteriel fous, and finally a menace. But you," |He fancied the toy coldness was graw- enieaitiaitalt a she added with a quick change to lighi-|!ns in her eyes thet he had seen so SAD Anh se of manner, “you have but to| often there, and he would not litt his Navaiaieelnietatel beckon and your chair will find an oce| heavy lids to see, But as always that shown in such at- cupant.”’ eatkentie) distending veln gD forme ins | tractive form and ” ple reason aroused Daphne's pity, i “He Is So Fond of Her ? “remembered {t had come upon his seater cine “Never—until you fill tt, most beaut! {forehead that first time she had ever coming season. ful!’ He answered swiftly, then lifted {8ce8 him, and now, without thought of The quantity of quick, inquiring eyes, for some one was! Consequences, on a kindly Impulse she matertal required descending the stairs, one step at ay!ald her froe hand across his brow, for the medium size fume, and presently Daplne-May ap-| meaning to stroke away the congestion (twelve years) $3 peared. She paused to shake hands | here 6 6-8 yards 24 or 27, , 5 gith Belden, and Scissors selzing the! In an instant he was on one knee be- 45-8 yards sz, 4 1-4 Giri’s Dress—Pattern No. 5901. hem of the chit’'s dress, began ta | fre her, his great arms about her yards 44 Inc wide, with 4 yards of wide and 1 8-4 yards of narrow banding. clamber up to her arms. jWalst, his face hidden against hee Pattern No. 5901 {5 cut in sizes for girls of eight, ten, twelve and foum “Why are you down. stairs, dear?’ |%!™. Drawing heavy, sobbing breaths. teen years of age. 2 asked Mrs, Keith » orfed: | 2 ; A | N so the new @ying machines the operator sits more or less comfortably able cradle and his hands grasping @ roller whieh controls the vertical steering | mmr : “I'm goin’ to find great-de Daphne! Daphne, yo 3 me o 5 a a ane reT ND gan isa Ange greetedad). in. the uae aphne, you know—vou T° and in others he stands, but in the aeroplane which the brothers Orville and rudder beiind him Wings are connected by upt t all or send by mall to THE EVENING WORLD MAY MA sfery. Parr eur aba a knew ne Ww. Lave you) Wilbur Wright, Americans, have patented in England, the operator Hes flat joints ar ncae Oa EEAT ERR UTISCOREE ies low to } TON FASHION BUREAU, No. 21 West Twenty-third etree fe Daphne, with a shiver ana a laugh, | Whether for happiness in the future, oF | gn his stomach and has the whole earth in constant survey walle he les. The hips o} SoArAtaICnTy Sanita tile 2 repay ‘Obtain York. Send ten cents in coln or stamps for each pattern ordered tal ou Racenin Ramat and address cpiainiv, andi ales These IMPORTANT--W } Be esis aide jeer RA ARYL RY