The evening world. Newspaper, February 3, 1908, Page 17

The Evening world Daily Magazine, os each | e Day of Rest | The Day of Rest. vet TE You'tt HAVE Ni ig = fou'L AVE NC TH ne) —~—~_—— Teer Pu \ To DO. JouN. But re. | - / Seater e| To HAND 4 Cup oF O- PUFFLE TEA To EACH LADY, | » Your Dy SMILE, AND PAYA : | 2 One year. H C COMPLIMENT ( —APACHE Wako; Pari .1.—Crovk'’s Compas One month. 30 | Ane rie TT, HEN Gen. Crook sent the warring Arizona Apaches the ul “VOLUMi 4 HTUNE au ecarnuueedeeiaes to return peaceably to their reservations or “be wiped ir eae | face of the earth.” the chtefs deemed the messi n ree aimless move in the Government's plan of delay and compromise GOVERN MENT BY CONTRACT. they paid no heed to ft ENATOR SAME { Learnlag throve? t Crook was really { re ; mi ; an expedition aco the Apaches withdrew tot y 1 eh < Pregnable stronghold at To. Rasin and wafted for slow 5 t ne over. Ue ree UL Crook stormed the Apache ses at Tonto Basin, After fierce “A ' attle he carried the place and forced {ts Indian det lers to ; rermanent dasa nee TENOR i Ha BERETA e nat O56 t .. the Heal hes were ordered into 4 “reservation” selected for them at San Carloay, ona, rate of in xceeting 12 ; ey = (eres Now, other Indian trihes were settled at the San Carloe Reservations The buyer can hold them for three Xt otic A ¢ F RECEPTION of these tribes the Apaches hatei os flercely as they nated the white years and then foreclose i they are A mane ef 3 They objected strenuously to beiug herded side by side with thete , ry 2 here not paid, or he can foreclose earlier Your Figure You 'RE GETTING Ow BEC ¢ hereditary foe! : id. In either event Te ig sure 'D IMPROVING , ALITTLE PLUMP. DUR NE! Crook, who had a wonderful understanding of Indian charactety, if Interest and subsequent taxes are not pai ther ¢ , ARENT You? / might have hit upon a solution of this diMculty, But he was transferred: of his money, because a tax lien takes precedence of any private mortgage. Fel CT CRO ae This bill is a confession that the city departments and bureaus charged with the duty of collecting the city taxes do not do the work for which the taxpayers pay them. Its passage would turn over work to the title guarantee and mortgage companies and other private concerns without abolishing their salaries. Why not turn over the whole management of y's finances to J. Pierpont Morgan under a lump sum contract? It should be cheaper than paying 6% interest on revenue bonds to make an agreement with him for, say, half a million dollars a year. As it is, the Mayor, the Comp- troller and the Chamberlain have to go to Mr. Me srgan's hotise to be told what to do, and when to do it. Why take up Mr. M 1's time with their instruction when he already has his own trained clerks, who could do the work about bonds and taxes at smaller saluries? The fire underwriters now maintain a fire patrol. Why should not the putting out of fires be taken over by them? It is certain they would not have rotten hose and ies of the Apaches broke ime and again, going baoky ding destruction broad is continued. ‘Through lers carried the horrors off \ naged to slip back Ume or otherwise A vied the Government troops ges, the War Department, In 188% » Apaches. The General's former a certain respect for him, bok persuaded one-fourth of the yiek to their reservation and to insults, Under bis tcachings urder, tortnre yunished to their res sent belatedly to the e hope of cl aiGHOGh again onsuinn Kents (aALoy there as fa they even beci the majo re tot rial Apaches were too used to pillage and suits >f Geronimo one in and again But ever they i onee more, vation and was uprising, Crook saw A CuPof TES MADANE How CHARMING: ) A cuPoF lea ae Ne MADAME - You Loon with sec RED aa 1 NEVER SAW j oldie : / You LooK 50 >) Crook had the Chiri met In conference, had even gone wud were nov WELL “Vy, over to the Gover ne Aecietenl iGreen rat would do their best to prevent prop- zZ mea. Crook co ve crussed the : if ai ™ érty loss. Neither would they Ve mune aeene = de ncon- blame Lantry and Binns for Com- his trive Ito a ine etipalated t of two yenrs missioner O'Brien's failure to make his deputy, M. Francis Loughman, replace the hose that burst. Why should not the consiruc- tion of city buildings be turned over to the great realty companies? The Park Row Building cost about one-third as much as the Hall of Records Be. ® dhin my ® dips, ; Final Rout vena ? of Gerorimo. ! oe weakly allowed limse t fingers. Crook, in cha took hin place. d provides about six as much accommodation. never pausing r ve AN lee ; a feast Likewise with school-houses. were cornered and cantived. The : wm nti end later, to the number of tires hun Vo ; : Then the police. A cont could doubtless be made with the ee VOTER ATR STE Pinkertons for the detective work and with the private watchmen com-! “What Would You Like for Supper?’’ the Wash-Day Morning QUERY eo th a ind te en FUAIIlaEv eR aor REE tr 8 panies for the patrolling. The jewellers in Maiden lane, the Wall stree banks and many residential districts already have their ow npatrol That Husbands, Like Mr. Jarr, Find It ard to Answer Satisfactorily. Some Bulls OL ae wer would | @ure The private charitable societies are equipped to do economically Ene faicteel{: ‘ i t of Charities. The house-cleaning companies take no prizes as a Wnovaeksenay I saw codwebs in her parlor and, anyway, I i Werkscra the Beparimentect Y ee ee | By Roy Le McCardell, GEE Ie OSS CEBHIET: Wien (Dy CIE) WkD GONETERE eis a BO Gal By Ge- eibel. could enlarge their machinery to take the dust off the streets, The - 1 you ine ior supper?" asked Myre. Jarr.| dren had clean napkins every day I'd tive a nic n't INONOURY Gnas TOMCACH Aner iltn iste nonin Botanical Society could run Central Park. “ W cing just in the @ot of finishing his break-| “You were asking me about dinner, “sa /! Mr vely “Tid like chops eached with this line fon ‘ : eel sa ite i fast, Mr, Jarr Was conscious of that state of/ “Chops!"’ said Mrs, Jarr, with a start. “Having hurt my feelings by insuit- pera i Br a be on These private corporations would be glad to t contracts for al that doesn't care whether it ever eats again. | ing me. you muss with me about what youre going tu have for dinner! Chops The poetic n ts p the business matters now inefficiently handled hy the city government tor anything you have will eult me," be said, care are poue aie # poundls Aeron ha an Nea focmlertinwintnn har ait spable a lump sum, say, of $100,000,000 a year—$43,000,000 less than it will go talking that way!” mid Mrs, Jarr, ® “I will not. That would only give you an excuse te iceRinaurencon nelle) Pana tends it to ene ceow 1 the herote cost this year. You know to-day is Monday and we are Mrs, Jarr, quickly. “No, Mr. Jarr, i'm only running this house to SEP TEBE DORM gD Se esaale tae : nla and the Irtsh member. Niel [ just have to order things for dinner, must say what YOU want” ariiament who convulsed seoof Commons by exclaiming that be» 3 care how the house has been upset or "Oh, a beefsteak will do.” said the harassed man. 1 terwards hard the girl anq I have to work, because I can’t sit “Beefsteak on wash day.” asked Mrs. Jarr, “and have the girl burn {t de- bonen aulay vimeeit has made a stmtinr blunder, In howe ke a lady and order a dozen servants around, and if [ cause she'll be busy hangin the wash and won't watch !t, and then have you agillus’ the following nes occur i] tha work on Monda. for servant girle are growling because it's bu) The shouting of the sinvers, e and worse and simply t do a thing unless "Oh, we soup, then sald Mr. Jerr, wenkly. And sores yf the slain.” wer them, I certainly can't expect to have you ‘Soup! How can we have soup on Monday? How 1 ou think It takes etrs ma slips tn the baat of battle? Or were they testing yme in at the ast moment and say ‘Is ‘his 41! \oi've got? to cook soup?” asked Mrs Jarr “And I will not use ca so do not ask a) acut readers? ‘There {s a story of a Germas ng in and sa Ri; ag Jarr, mid. me.” who used to cal] out his class in history and begin to tell them of not!" said Mra. Jat, sharply. “I've Just got to go all “Oh, I won't ask vou.” said Mr. Jarr. “Don’t mind me; get ham and eggs the Thirty Years’ war. "Y hildren.”” he would say, “this te. subject ta amed of It when phe Rangles called yesterday, ‘Ham and eggs! repeated Mrs. Jarr. “Why, you've Just had ham and eggs which T am specially is my grandfather often told me about tt, He for breakfast! ne asking for ver and bacon next!” was a well-to-do innkeeper; and one day, as he was standing in the doorway, @, Jarr 5 shouted Mr. Jarr, josing patience. ‘Have what you want and mounted me KA op at on furious rate. ‘What's the matter? asked my crandfa Matter enough, ans votce at me.” sald that the Thirty Years’ war fins begun to-day At thi point the ancient peda pper whether you eRe would pause and survey his class, hen a amile would overspread hie rudteund chuntenance tf a hand was raieed and a boyish t asked how the "asked Mr. Jarr. dragoon knew the war would last thirty venrs Perhaps our poets, too, woul@ ration for me and !f you ex-| play the schoolmaster and amile if we should ask thent how tt ts possible few cht, start the week hy finding fault! ered the dragoon: ‘don't you know and you and the chfidren leave your » go following you around hanging up ashes over everything, so how can th a parlor maid and an Ww 1 you ask mo what T wanted, t wanted to see if you had an to bother you and you need not raise yo and we'll have corned beef and kale for ke Mrs. Stryver does, she v <u word. You spoke about the dust, and {t was only a) pected a ash day," said Mrs the slain to groan or screech.--Pittabung Gazetto-Timen Let the Mayor, the Board of Ald e he of depart. tittie « {t's hat way every day.’ stammered Mr. &. at! said Mr. Jarr. “I like corned eef well enough, but yj “ith salaries and auto anditiont (Hal \ ) Mrs. Jarr's eye it and tell vour friends T may be late to-nig ments be provided with salaries and aut nec rthat , m0 nto the barrooms sary she orted. There’ said Mrs. Jarr. as she watched him pass the window, “and foot Th M d Gi ] E t Wi Perec ae ‘ sear vate rod | "nee nd Sir re. ae aha wate im pam the indo and fo e Modern Girl Easy to Win. By Helen Oldf eld. Letters from the People. Miss Lonely Is “Held Up” Much ‘to Rear of Mr. Man 3% By, F.G. ea Be: rearnncy ete Ona ay ota a with winning audacity, dety papa, In the former and usual role a ets her mother. 1, vide the ruse! with blushes, a was merely th) 'o1 -Shovellers, > don't as owe know Tote Pestionaites ean etree ohh tk a! HERES HERS Zar OH! BE CAREFUL! ¢, “HAND OVER THAT) Youre Too NICE To Be —— SN | novelists of that day, “shy as a fawn,” she gave no man opportunity to prese Having noticed of the vir tniy | waa CHO SERUR SEW) YOUIEVIDENTEY DON) —CPURS ENN y= A ROGBER-I BELIEVE YOUVE ED) his sult, save under the maternal eye, “An obedient dn nakes a 008 Who are shov 3 KNOW, ies Cams aa |/ @90D RD HEART- AL GOOD WOMA Jufescent. bride, went to the altar with, haps, scan atrevte re w: on ciate : COULD EASIL or ! husband to be, On the contrary she was sometimes 66 hands, I wonder why 1 “ 200D HUSBAND OF | uplitted by love to deeds of daring as to ri vay with the lover nnon wh goctety or philanthropist in this, th x | sult her parents frowned, and, eloping to Jersey or to North Carolina, with) richest city in the country, w a wink luck she was married by a convenient preneher tn the nick of time, b e paps, ‘ Y hotly pursuing. had crossed the border. It all depended upon whose “steed wae donate enough warm gloves for a) 1h NLA jotly. urs men, who need teem. so they can w Apply to Hourd of Ednention | the best , without suffering from the cold or * |} Runaway matches tn thene days are few and far between, for the good and IG eae | gumctent reason that the modern parent knows hia business better than to Ine ! ‘ : terfere when his daughter has made up her mind to hes own husband eg Afrest Canal : ide 2 with the parentai consent, {f {t be fortheoming, but quite cheerfully without {€ eee ee R bar. of Ths anne - eee eat | {whould tt be withheld, Parental authority was much more puissiat in ye olden Nearly every big rain leaves a inke Men or (Ww nt | time than to-dcs se modern girl makes her lover's path more easy fom about the openings of most se: mtlerevtnerenntne ncaielmraniten ward ita crete o nytiey, GaP AIEAT CX ITy GET: eats ea Simset corners. The water 4 Fr y ¢ i} From Chieago Tribune, Off because of some : 4 | PS backs up ae high rr womer busine | aeeanuar wade and splas! ¢ ‘ \ Carlyle’s “G dE Bears Of) peor — + ; 7 — arlyle’s “Gran vening, Sark or;the a | y “a BOW ATES) ay Seseey Sou A ARRIED MIAN. CAT WAS Ai HO that has wandered through the Carlyle house Embankment ean forget and brains en n the cit Re} COAT YOULL BE orn HELP _. > i —— (NARROW ES W {tthe story which the old Scotch keeper rehearses so punctiliously day | ments to on I } 1 44 San CHUSBAN: CAPE: by day, and yet ever with fresh gusto? says a wr.ter tn Harper's Weekly e@enings that w risa R 1 “In this room !t was, sir, that Mr, Carlyle and Mr. Tennyson spent @ long withest flooding the ~ in evening, each smokin’ his pipe and netther c@ them speakiy: a word, Ar after , Ee eeent A Paean of Thanks ie three hours, when Mr. Tennyson rose to gs, Mr. Carlyle suki to him: ‘It's @ { They “Owe You n call "i : grand evenin’ we've spent, Alfred, a grand evenin’.’ And Mr. Tennyson, he; To the & ot e <W ‘Just maid, too, ‘A grand evenin’,’ and went out We ladies made a : IA ine aan - - lady friends * = ¢ \ Nisagiinie cies were Sis : J When They Ate Horses. we lef ur cards e0€ i | PEO LOM SERIA OF AOS ine i ! Hy \ IPPOPHAGY being in low water In these later days, somebody has set hinme ; Usa call? J z , Yh H self to show what an exceedingly respectable history attaches to the prage ¢ Women and hs ms fe, Among the anctents, especially in hina, eating horse flesh was gene To tne Editor of The F \ 1 about), hear i ils. EME “ y oral, and {t was only killed in Europe by a Papal decree of Gregory ITT., thougtt 4 T have, bon misiag Woe ~ speculate alr Nae os) ~Ke, why horse flesh shoutd have been dpiaraiat et oe not appear. It was only tne | heb of women smoking. I think it/argue abou! 1 bore our etehbors | 3 Jt | famine used by Napoleon's invasion jt ved the drectice in jmleer enous for mea to amoke, al. about, THANKS! VED,