The evening world. Newspaper, January 23, 1908, Page 13

Kolb and Du: Only Stage Cousins of Weber and Fields, Y motoring up to the Circle Theatre in thoir diamond studded cars B Weber and Fields—linking the names for old times’ rake—may ee themelves as San Francisco has been seeing them ever Dill decided that their names belonged in front of & theatre and not over the door of a delicatessen shop. From timo to time rumors have reached here that Weber and Fields were dase imitations, that they had no right whatsoever to theinselves, and that Kolb and Dill had every right to that distiuction except the trifling one of birth. Be that as € ma Mr. George W. Munroe remarks wren he pauses for breath at the May Kotb and Dill are here at last to speak for bh ioatessen dimle. v at the Circle a joom-) Town." Choice ed by Mr. the stage money ves by acting a s amed and ‘passed’? thro: you stop to think th themselves any longer, and perhaps amused, to sea hat Kolb and Dill do not share this and that they are “doing” them to crowded houses. Time files in Manhattan, but It settles down for a comfortable stay on the “slope.” For years Kolb and Dill have deen pickling Weber and Fields for the San Francisco trade, and local pride in their enterprise has been #o great thet on various occasions loyal citizens have raised the question: ‘Why are Weber and Fields?” Now we, on our side, might dwist the query and send {tt howling across the continent were tt not for that we can find the answer by going to the Circle. We can take our | Ide with us and watch tt swell as we see in Kolb and Dll the s m of flattery, for they are not the destroyers, they are the preservers, 0 er and Fields. They cherish what "Jo “Lew have cast off- ous siomach and the It is like old times in golly! 1¢ I— And “Lew might beg: To an of which you could say, gently and kindly: | Yes, perish a couple of thoughts!” There js really no cause for alarm. | Fields. They've merely borrowed a few of their old 1c, Cc are so old that they “Lonesome Town,” though Weber might say: “By “As a friend, from the heart out, T ask you— erish the thought! Kolb and Dill haven't stolen Weber and othes, the long-serving They have done no more than others have done. Broadway below Fitt street would not laugh put Broadway just above F nth street will doubtless » cousins of Weber and Fields with the same glee * took in thelr earnest attempts to be funny. tion, and the v {ts on. ries of the p: Mtzer bottle, and a trick or two of speech and galt ninth itself tired over them, continue to hal! ¢hem tat last night's “big ho. Old jokes were treqw @eltzer bottle was given every P re was no soda fountain to drown mer dience was &) K of thetr dan running mate. Th was as it used to be-and t! Kolb and Dill made ea: with several encores to Fields at times, ut the round one missed Weber's sir to everything lie said. was a Chicago witow who almost Sho wns called Mra, A Ma Jc married every man Ww she in was, in black. “Lonesome Town She sti Peek-a-Boo," but the moon had sense enough not te long enough to meee elfer than {t sounds, ar to take no chance ts decided Lonesome Town dip Cirele. mae CHARLES DARNTON | Betty VincentS ut 3 Advice to Lovers. Introduced by Letter, aed ach Derr Betty: How I treat him in ure? U. The voune man was very rude to you Lb ae sutroduced by letrer to A YOUNK Treat him coolly, and when he ask with whom I have been com- ¢: reason of yi conduct te him een mating ever ny Tes it tiyourt ne should be more considera ; for me to write to a y RK lady w of you e really loves you. en? Is it right fo . 5 5 young lady a smait He Loves His Cousin, nip, as her bi “§ company with a 4 about five years ¥ rst cousin of mine. Was to the young lady, or tn Coal | her ike arrangements to be ma Dirthcay present. | riee I was informed that ft ep +. improper for first cousins to marr: Wait for Him. }can 5 tel me tf tls 19 30” gh 1 do man has been calling me for the last three years. Dur- ing that time he showed that he eared for me. Recently he auld that ho couldn't afford to get married for quite | @ome time to come, for he would like to be in business of his own before he on} vase Calling. bear Betty: I HAVE made the acquaintance of a young lady, who Invited me to cal which I did a few times In @ social xood matrimonti The Translation. ‘ Ow, Wi “said the bad boy's realize the f gling again e y what that n "Yes' replied “It means they ain’ ‘A Rade Young Man. Dear Betty: AM keeping company with a young man whom I dearly love and know thet he loves me. One evening while at an entertainment he joined some of his friends, leaving me ail alone the whole tine, and when It was time to | i: @o hotne he would not accompany my friends and myeelf, giving no special reason 1 would not like to give him |in’ my face up, as I love him most devotedly. andjon'y eit dirty this ls the Grst time he has acted in| Press, [A Camping-Out Cut-Out} boy prompt no use you wash an’ td 45k IRECTIONS: Cut out all the objects carefully; then arrange and paste them down upon a piece of white paper 6 by § inches in size In the form of a picture, Now take your pencils and draw in your subject—whatever Pleases you most. Hint for a Subjeet—Let us suppose some member of our Uncle Buncle t go camping. Rover, the dog, is not going to be left batind T presume there ts part uf @ large tent showing in tae front of the ure t course you are to put this in yourself, If you llke. You will find pots, pans, pails and all sorts of things necessary to make up a fluo camping outfit. so lot the ‘Whole club go on this camping out picture trip together and enjoy Mt according to their own ideas, When a picture Is finiahed mail It to * itdren's Waitor, Mvening World, P. 0. box 14, New York City.” y Art Club has asked ce Kolb and’ don't | entered that stage of life. Shall I walt way. Wnt her intentions, from what I for him? My age le nineteen and his|;can see, are purely matrimontal, r fa twenty-two, A.A. | would ui to put oe acquaint an If you seriously eare for itm walt for, &f €: OWARAENIGORLE tum, You are both young enough to qi s6H, Any More. Make excusas wait several years. she will soon see ot a Site Prebrne COME PRECIOUS, you MUST HAVE YOUR BATH} | Wi | 4 a} mnie Lat You'Lt RAVE TO TAKE YOUR BATH TONIGHT WHEN PAPA IS HERE | 00D AND BABY BE NICE AND CLEAN WHEN PAPA COMES LOVEY, BABY WOULDN'T LET ME BATHE HIM TO-DAY ' |DON'T KNOW WHaT’s THE MATTER NV This Story Began Saturday, Jan. 18. OGD OOGOOG (Copyr: {deception about Oltve' it. ough she fel surpris Mes Marr hav ra Morris.) age passed with SYNOPSIS OF PR nLlp ieith, 9 CHAPTERS. wv York physi ng eilled “Oh, she parted 's just her wered, and that held the love | hands a moment A ee ry 28, 1903. forty torte sPaot See Don't VTL PRECIOUS WANT 42? ALL RIGHT, MAMA WONT BATHE You! WHY SEES! THE UTTLE DEAR THINKS HE'S OLD ENOUSH To BATH KINISELE | OW DEAR gust Dok AT HIS The New East Lynne BY CLARA MORRIS, @ faint touch of Author of ‘‘A Stage Life,’’ A Pasteboard Crown’? and Others. his lps ashing then, b: stating me in her} once or twice across tlie instep, sald: | Daphne. nat’s a | “Daphne, yours ts the only per moi | rber, as I have said ‘And Olive had flounced away and for} ain t a ne was stilleangu-| days had kept her room, demand! | w ts joys and triumphs she had handsome chestnut attention from Philip, who fin teasing! wit A Great New York Romance. TOC SK COC OOOOOOm rarer with not to lose ne hi A momentary prettiness, wl: curling ltp she e..treated h any sleep over the questio but I know din her room the 3 you Dapline ugh Lena, Daphne-May' please, Ollve to say good-by, the girl after an riage probable or improbable, to me up and downt ssed Philip twice !ng by Olive of an unusual demonstra-) the doctor, redvced t to abie NeraliWaveniate (iutiatexsaNcounmanci feat that Hiding) Ge with great ene and as they drove ‘ion of tenderness toward his wif sery. Tears rushod to her eyes Hob balreduces ne neces- away Daphne remarked: ‘ iip. In binding Dag akle ‘You, ever di ad mamma} cen Geen 4 to! slow coler had risen tn the doetor's ewh ardor in that * wet eprain petulantly. | lM listened. “On!t be sitnply va ° 1 nd sat staring at floor. manner gone, sne from the bathe Olive sudden, choke 1sed him of despising s sick; and he ac- ashamed of hi all his vexation of a bottle of col table and began to who broke Into and ac we she v fe the doctor sapproval PHIIDUIBT AAI d brown eyes that were quick ale y told her she would be @ ochon= his exes—"hon t fu) a_wife must be bright, and whey she felt jartac by the tne she was twenty If s! stly be hard to find a y guarded and never neglectad hada’ wiles wonde expressive| went on yielding herself up utterly to ian ! marry a inalad + wide open | ath, but instead of beng fair with|every fancied 1Il. mag a wetted that an vt CHAPTER IV. ss that gocs naturally|” A word of blame, of disapproval from] Her chncks fusiied hotly and eave her ered by paar a eortelab alien | suaures (0 shee | (Continued.) Heeger ng as hers, she had the aaa te BS Ee an n_ experienc eves had wholly ignored. | Three Years Later. | sallowness of Sil-health, the pale lps of | ¢a roomate site ipo A ai ae aw gave him constde | an anaemic; and though the doctor Cc Hisi Pp zle $| i. neh He had recen R, KEITH wasconsctous ofa sense | often treated her for dyspepsia, sleep-| i oliision uzzie. $ of her nd a certain of annoyance with the extreme Jessness, neuralgia and the like, it was eee ents in London. His be: brought upon onl phne's proud, calm eyes that|¢ Adin: upon it; tke hoa preachment. Just #0 he took note of a secret emotional unrest, | ATHER brought fa 3 rid famous |neen annoyed abroad by the murmur] feverish, hectic, that made Olive's mans] a fine engine woul liberal edu hat had ever followed Daphne's prog-|ner changeable, uncertain, running | Kori Momy Anan s. And with at th ‘ough a crowd, whether in e/ trom extravagant h to aullen de-|dashing — automate al eye!" cried Olive,| of the invitati d him to re foyer, at a pleture gallery | pression. for Sue, pon ame ones, that we before tat ast Lod) or at the races; that unbuyable| She was not pretty, and: her character | of friendly rIVt Te ee nor ereuaye eo BLeat i aos Dreok murmur, that men of lelsure and}was as yet undeve.oped, as was her | hey CL male bake eat of the world would gladly pay ‘figure. She was often guilty of smail/® Tace 1 0 Mists for with such souls as they have | vulgarities, but as they were e 7 PRES RLTOUeE ag emkrae ae yee ns holling {t to be the hall-mark of of manner, not vulgarities of Jat the same instam . World's recognition of a woman's! they were held to be curable, And yet | that the engine porn ' : PIS RC ee ROG And a man's good taste! With all this, Daphne felt some dai GE Oe Oo OG nd aE ge is Patni eel i to the practical Phillp tt was ous quality I the some impisn|} The engine tra yepeahs P Aueek e é ; silly, and it was annoying, making | power to influence peopie to do her wi, |8t the rate of ait ee 3 1 50 “ man {cel conspicuous; and, truth to ti She showed a str otidelionay, | ea mareton Ane eae : , os eas a Ke @ was just a trifle bored with the ex-|and reserve in her bearing towara| Suto goes two mil tity ‘i ae } treme beauty t aroused so much} Philip, whom she cousined ad nauseam, | Minute tel ties are: Bie oe t mevemn = comment; and now he answered with! and whose comings and goings sho, at be balan a z es eruival ie. 16; : ; | equidistant apart plays with her mankind be | nie @ somewhat forced lghtness of tone: | eiguteen IPS cr | ae oe ea ea mat aU OTRACUNS NA LELaRA TIBOR Gul “Dear cousin Marr, Daphne is one] braces familiar to her childhood—eavel ehie to eure out just slo used to, and the Keith na: mar 1 in lof those s woman otaicool mand Perfect) on occasions of her frequent inexpli xactly where the and + s nervous as a cat now, it all per tae polwe, who can accept all and give! ante anger, which In one instance, at| mash-up will take and I always thought she had been e potneeia Indy emiled a ttle sadly, [Joes Daphne had traced to the witness-| placa, made wit ves, a you may ve vb oon a while nodding her head and answering: “Y-yes, hey u ft { maior "Tootsie and Her doubt her husband's affection does a | wife stumble.” And then much exclaiming and laush- [On youcREEDY Pic) [CEE, IM |\er had broken forth, as Daphne and YOU WOKE ME uP, HUNGRY, Oltve returned from a. stolen visit to AND NOW | FEEL TooTsie! Mrs. Marr's dressing table. Olive HUNGRY TOO. swept curtseys to her mother and Phillp, with her reddish-brown mane: {of hair turned up as nearly as possible after the fashion of Daphne's artistic Jeolffure. Her slim little neck looked (oo weak to susiain such @ weight, and when her mother (old her it was quite |impossible for her to be permitted to wear her halr up yet, she sighed and retorted she didn’t care much, as her neck was not pretty at the back like | cousin Daphne's. ‘Phen, pointing at a tiny golden brown, | velvety mole showing on the magnolia | white throat just Neneath Daphne's ear, the tncozrigivie Olive erled ¢, she has every gift In the world, BRE AR mamma, even to the devil's beauty WHEARVA\ Olive! Oh, deart On, dear!" JNOISE SMILAX. and | this what yur children lea: | beloved eonvent teachers’ to the celling. s from their she appealed And Olive, with her hands behind her in true recitation pose, answered: “No, dear mamma, this is what chil- dren learn at cr ents, & 1 sister teachers, Girls learn m other giris. Why, I taught ass what you said once about din: being Cupid's finger marks, and we ithe biggest dimple hunt afterward ever". But Philip’ usher. drowned further nildenge, ne wduat Sekt Land conned ke « penaslens t from whole les ad you Cat, Smilax QODNESS, YOU ATE UGH AT DINNER TO ST YOU 10 YEARS. WELL WE'LL GO TO =e PANTRY & ET SOM oe (SHeTOT Sie HURRY UP, I'M DYING OF STARVATION. quer the angu fea. w 4 fe i re mi ueite Hen pagsionate teade wontred - motherie ‘ % fears as or he returned the ter day against wale | pressed Windas ny easeless When wi watch and ® possit . lke Woe wi Granddad can kee fi and Lena Is an experienced n 1 six weeks Ja SO short a th yssed days and nig wy grave to see rw un his p 4 an ext his own euween: gratification of ditlen, ny Be Con! ane 4