The evening world. Newspaper, December 7, 1907, Page 8

Published Daily Except Hunday by the Press Publishing Company, Nos. 53 to 3) Park Row, Now York F fo Wort 11h Maret. “Mail Matter, One year .60 | One inonth NO. 16,909. | , | MATCHES. | SP” NE m machihe can make 177,-| 926,400 matches in one day, or) itches apiece for every man,! an and child in the United, ates Besides making matches, the machine puts: them) in boxes and. labels them. ; Were matches used sparingly this one machine should he enough} “to make all the matches. for .the| United States, considering thrat there are millious ot children who “& not use matches at'all and hundreds of thousands ef kitchen and fur. mace fires which are kept going constantly. _ ‘ pond : But so lightly are matches regarded that takes 700,000, 000,000 matches to supply the people of the United States every year. . These matches consume more than two billion feet of timber. 5 The demand of wood for matches is one of the great causes of the @aptetion of the forests. Only the best soft wood without knots and gap streaks and with even grain can be used. The unsuitable part of the fog {s three-fourths of the whole. ‘A match 5 a little thing, but there ts more timber cut for matches; of New York. x @ If everybody used matches equally, - every man,, woman, and | child would have to bum twenty-five to thirty matches ‘a day to dispose + of the enormous production of the match factories. It s hard to account 3 for this consumption in any other way than to connect It with tobacco ‘smoke. Svery Cigar store has a lighter, yet the majority of the pur- "chasers will strike a match and take with every purchase one of the little = boxes of matches which & bas now become the custom of almost all clgar 4 stores to give free. : “| ‘Fhe little paper match carts which are so popular with tobacconists contain twenty matches. . The use of twa of them a day by every smoker ‘would tend to make up for the children’s failure to keep up to the aver- age consumption. i i It might be thought that the use of electric ghts would diminish the consumption of matches, but a smoker cannot get a light from an electric bulb as he can from a kerosene lamp or gas jet, and the increased number of matches used to ignite tobacco more than counterbalances the ‘saving of matches in turing on electric lights. ¢ The American Porestry Association ts addressing arguments to the ening World Daily Magazine, Saturday SSP SESSS S904 OPES STEELE SOLED ETE$2599425044900000O9 9071555008409 O40 The Newlyweds ‘ Their Baby & By George McManus the; i De MAMMA PUT BABY IN WINDOW BABY WATCH FOR HIS PAPAY BABY LONESOME FOR PAPA? POOR BABY! LET'S LOOK FOR Him! -PAPA 1S EARLY TONIGHT | SABY For. Further Aldventures_of *‘‘Ghe Newlyweds, Gneir Baby,’ See S cem eeetet ber 7, 1907: | ™ Ide oalited coeeraiooung oy d= OH! 18 PAPA : COMING HOME So EARLY ? #. & WHY DOESN'T OH, HONEY, HE'S HE "NOTICE WUST CRAZY ME? ABOUT BALLOONS} as 2 unday Woria, Comic Section. DIDDIDAGOBOCOOOE GIGDOOGOOSOGIOODINEDANGIIGHOWOL2OOOLH) HOE DITOHGOGOCTOOGOOS WEOAOVO OGOOU0S _W~The Best Fun of the Day by Evening World GFDDDOQOHOOGHDDODOOOOOOS DODAPTDO DOOQOSSOONIOS! COSPOOODISOSEOOO A+ GOLD WOIDOIOIN-“ DOO 220) o lO O.ODOGOD George said he knew how it would be, and here, you the Sunday sho ng them same lines. q | cloning all he ( Norus Girl | “Mamma De Branscombe that as sho grows old ahe gets s0 wise it it. | worries her. Bhe sees now th how she could have did things different. Life is a By Roy L, McCardell. ' Mel of Bia, AEDS De Brahscambe says, and after you find it out it's too 66 7 @UHGS the enare will be crowded to-morrow aight,” you don't get no more: chances. ] eaid the Chorus Girl. “A lot of people we used to ow comes the hard # and the reform wave alld the Sunday closing, know hes beer caling us up en the telephone and astin', ‘Be home Sunday night?’ |; Sure we'll be home Where else te there to got and George, the Wine Agent, so peevivh if she asts him to rend a case of | quarts up to the flat with the compliments of his firm, and her having lost all | ambition for bettie beer because, after she’s been used to wine, it don't give “I knowed {t would be this way. I had a little singing turn that was genteel and refined, just the thing for sacred concerts—Top 0’ the Morning,’ ‘Heneyboy’ and ‘Put Me her no acticn, that she says she'd like to retire from the world, but she don't Among the Girl’—but what they wanted was Eph Thomp- |” _ know whether 1t would be best for her to take the yell or go to. eanitartum. “She Just tmposee on Dopey Melinig:t something terrible, and when we had son's Elephants or The Rough‘House Comedy Four; and !t 0M the pavement In front of the fi them sort of tums used to shock guys with delicate alinenyies: fall of snow early In the week she tells him to take the broom and brurh sensibilities, especially if they was lit up a little, when when that was the janitor’s work, mind they seen them on the bills on Sunday nights. And ytien find no broom and Klee the snow with a carpet mweeper; she fics into a rage, and the things she says to Dopey gets to ‘You take moral and refined people and let then oe pickled a little bit, and they are more moral and refined ern Sta, they are | him ao strong thas! he hasn't the heart to emoke a cigarette or play the plano or be his own natural self until he hunts her up and apologizes to her for what she's salt to him ‘5 "Mikevthe Strike Breaker, who Is keeping company with Puas Montgomery, than ever, They kicked at such acta at a sacred Sunday concert, and that's M if mi to hel reserye| what brought about making all the Sunday shows dark to-morrow night. jis thinking of going to Go eld, wher there. ia something doing in hi line. public to be economical in the use of matches In order to PP G “George the Wine Agent, who ls engaged-tc Amy De Branscombe, enys| Puss knows that sie can't find a flance.ns Mberabas her atrike-breaking: eentle- ate f it. ever ween hard times yet it what It wasn't either preceded or followed | man friend these hard times, and all th things make us wish again for’ happ: the fores! he n x y, It does seem a remarkabie state by @ moral wave When them rance laws went inte effect in the Aouth- | 4 4 of affairs that such a petty waste as using a new match for every cigar should be an important feature in the forest situation of the United States and in the changes of cli- mate in many parts of the country, j Thus the cigarette habit added to _ the drought of ast summer which 5 cut down the com crop and In- ( ‘creased the cost of fattening steers and hogs. \ : * .| So intertwined are all the industrial Interests of the United States that 4 waste or an economy in any one of them affects the others. Letters {rom the People. iy oe | For Heavy Vehicles, and have had years of business training, Be the Wastor of The renin Worlds who are almost at starvatien’s door. The people of New York City caa|They have their roam rent to pay and be protested trem ecaldents trem heavy | thelr boar! bills to meet, and are down t vehicles, which ocour on bridge ends aod |to thelr last penny, end having soid + hilly streets, ‘The driver and the horses | *verything of: value they possessed to f can also be p: At present there [try to lve respectably, ia a law in oert: lan cities provid-[ Men adyertize for stenographers of in- ing that every hesvy vehicle must have | tellect, edPerience anda hundred and a brake. thts law {sn wood one! to|one qualities and offer $$ or $10 per ‘avoid acols I consider brakea m|Week to such ‘There are women of abil-| . wagons and| ‘ty Who are so hard prested to make a/ ing that they will accept such a| . and although one cannot but| patilze with them, they are making driver People ere cronsyue pe hin Drakes, ‘ar immediately. “Loat Biitor of The Evening World: tid Uke to hear scientific reader 6 following: ‘Were the An so lost tribe of Israel, an. what proofs can be shown?’ = -W. 8 Are Indians ‘Tribeat! 8. B. KLEIN. Verdi or Wagner? Te the F Wu mush Which Was the gros Verdi or We orld: answer tite: opera writer, | —— iwhee | Navy Dept Washington, D, ANPHONY 8 | To the Baltor of The Evening World: | “Where can I find about vacant post- | tions for @ doy on the ships of the ue | United Staten Navy? ARTHUR, fepeerriee renen ss | “One Man in the Cab chen there haa be Fecent death among ust rs 8 T) the Extitor of The Pyening World: ‘The elevated road has but one man at the head end of each toxin. If this man to drop dead suddenly, or some-, happened 10 trim which would aps the killicg lic would be + to blame. At Whe tye writer neles are || raliroad {s runing erowded to jhe men! and the freman aud Women out of © T know of| ony he same as highly intellec- on the old steam engines. iene: the Lt *y Toung wong who a: Why not on Quma, whe understand £ RARE To-Morrow. By Maurice Ketten. = THE ANT-Music BRIGADE TRAINING FoR Te MORROW; — ARRESTING THE SUNDAY EQUIPMENT ‘When Dopey close up tigut Sunday he just set down and thought up a way te get areun@ : It, all out of bix own head. : < “Dopey’s idea ts for ull the theatres to get Raines Law lcenses a4 serve a sandwich with every song and dance. y fe “There'y a inw against peddling a powder, or vending hops and wood ales— 5: ain’ here?’ Dopey asks, ‘but ain’s it all fees jmaua da troop of trained sandwiches? “There ts tots of ways, Dope: to keop apen the theatres on Sunday og After hours, just like the plunges 18 kept open, on “Let ‘em close up in front, says Dopey, with the windows opeu, showing Nobody in the box-ollico Lug the man cleaning up, but let the theatres have glide, doors, just ike the powder mills on the corners have had for years. “The\side dvor, or family entrances, to the shoatres that Is opened on Sunday, can be on the chain, Dopey says, and the manager hisselt can be on the door and let no one in unless he knows ‘em. “Not only tickets Bought from speculators could be refused at the #ide door or family entrances on SQnday, Dopey says, but if !t was any of Bingham's hoe- les with war paint on, or plain ciwthes men, or even a suspect, .he boss could, say, ‘Nothing doing, bo! -We're only cleaning up.’ 5 { course, Dopey says, all the aoie under them circumstances would be jdumb acts, jurgling, ®crobatiz, antinal acta, or moving pictures, and patrons | Would have to keep. quiet, but {f the powder mills can sell on Sunday when It's against the law, simply by having aide doors an¢ sandwiches, why can't. the | theatres do the same? abet ‘Mamma De Branscombe says she thinks !t a grand idea, and she hopes Dopey Will get a lot of money for i, and that nobody will take {t sway from him—the’ nroney whe means—till she can get her hands on it. "But. Loule Zinehelmer, who is the allly kid, says that nobody buys ideas, they steal ‘em. “Bo 1t you see in the papers any mention ef Raines Law Theatres or Sunday | shows with sandwiches you'll know it was poor Dorey’s Idea, and that It was | tweaked away from him Juat Uke Gagger and Shine frisked his words and musi of ‘Them Cruel Words I Can't Forget!’ i ‘For the best people in this town has heard Dopey play it in all the dumps years and years before Gagwer and Shine ‘copyrighted i¢ in their names and maced bim out of his royalties, i “Bay, do you know where I oan get a check cashedT” ¢ hol fre 4 ) t } ) > s ‘ Boarding-House Fables. By Joseph A. Flynn. C4PTTHE question, should lovely women smoke or not, aT seems to have caused’ quite a discussion tn this city,’ I remarked to Tess at breakfast this mern- ing, at the same time eapturing the last bisoul) en they plate, ‘ It's easily seen, Bhe a good Johns, you pike off other things tn Gofje sheet,” she replied, raising ber tone, as the la@y of the house quitted the roem te superin- tend the adding th a whole lot:in the papers now-e-days about foollah Henriettas to-hit coMn satis tn publie, song and dance you hear Mrs, Starye-em handing + cook out among the pans because she forgot herself yeater | day and alipped an extra slice of meat into the stew, it wen't amount to much. “Old Kill M. Off, acrose the street, who collar five a visi, says smeking.. ecothes*the nerves, apd hejps digestion; but his wife says he's always there) with | the Jolly, and the old lady says not to pay much attention to him, becauge he. (has « long remember for ne time when he first camped here with his afngie, . + | wearing @ celluloid collar, and would take anything for his fee, from a weeden nickel to @ tip on the pontes, : ‘ As “Now, \f amoking, like a bunch of ha-ha’s, helps Gigestion and soothes Cis nerves, ‘why shouldn't we girlies be allowed to puff away? Lissie eays im ehie,: age we're supposed to be on he same floor with the Johns,’ but ail we get out of / {t le @ good siippose. A ‘Now, don't think I've got @ long, wish to blow rings, I haven't: Ones ; was enough for aimplo Tessie, I had hardly eaid tre-la to Mr, Measles as a gerry. when one day the™Ange) kid next door made a couple of cigsies out of seme. smoking deans, and we both eat down under @ tree up ‘he road and pulled erway... Uke sailors, Before Yenew it my poor, little @olten mop waa Going the }oop- ;; the-loop act on the fop\of my neck and my poor little tongue wee working ever. time for mamma, I haven't looked # smoke in the face since, “If he ladies want ¢o smoke let them. They'll soon get over It, but give. them « show. If'a John comes along the street with a biasing bunch pf seaweed, between his lips, Jeaving @ scent two blocks dehind like the eweet perfume, from a ‘burning rope factory, nobody says a word, but tf I went out on the ere- nue just now puffing away at ‘he best coffin nal] money could buy I'd soon be, getting a free ride in the hurry-up wagon.”’ ¥ ‘you misapprehend the motives of our sex," I here interrupted by way of eniightenment. ‘‘In endeavoring to prevent the Indies from smpking we @ set / | peck to mar their pleasures, but have-only their welfare ay heert, knowing | uf . | well the disastrous effects of tobacco on the human ayatem, and, then again, Fe- | putable phyaictans, men, who know, Inform us that smoking eventually teade to drinking," “Well, I don't “ake much atock in doctors, anyway,’ she. replies abeemt- mindedly helping mo to another fried cag, while thoirest of the boarders iced on in amasement. ‘They may be right at that, but there's a whole lot of Ve ead to around hese who don'} smoke *iat you or nobody elas would have ink.” Ea na wna ne gt oe De Cire Pap iee ist esa acl Sse ee AL -