The evening world. Newspaper, December 2, 1907, Page 13

——. The Evening Boarding House Fables. Every One of Mrs. Starve-Em’s Twenty-two Hungry Settlers ‘Yelled for the Only Leg the ~ Turkey Had. = By Joseph’ A. Flynn. OW Is ft you Weren't on deck fora jab at the turk?" “H Tens inquired of: mo last evening, referring to the Thanksgiving dinner at the boarding-hou! “I spent the day with some relatives In Brooklyn, replied, by way of apology for having deserted. the sceno of hontilities at a-critical period, 4) “You wore in luck,” she remarked, Mrs, Btaryo-em sipped a cuntidence ta the lively. tongue on your floor that she was going to pull off_a blue one next day with a thirty-pound turk,.and thot uight every one In the house hardiy touched the main training for tho grand feed, s nkagiving came end we had a bird all right, t but seldom see,sand ad “Thanksgiving Eve neal, Weill, Th one of these. kind you read abc ’ tough ag, the black leather belt [ ‘give-to- Lizzie in exchange for @ brown vell that soviebody with pa white tle and red Of the tebe au: d for when It was now. were In Hine half an hour before the bell rang, but fhe olf “jady got into a Atciment with that weeping willow, on the second floor who fnsinted on carting a tnall mattross whe callayirince down to the table. AMctile oald Peoce wa 1 accustomed at home, to have the frat slice of the. turk, and if che wasn owed to sit “bestle her At the table his poor little heart would call Jady waited until fhe ¢ ‘then suid that wae did. ila a pound for the fat df the land to hand jt ont to a pidin, ors yanl of the vacant house bullet. So 1 eM chained to the foot of the ) “Than the oid yout "3 Ot a, rop. to hold talek eat a bh because the small- ndfather, who used tt to slip the necks off uny stray chicks that is yard when no one vlse was looking, “Just pleture that mesl! W ‘you hive have gone without two sq meals just w hizhnoss, and gazing wt a nine-pound turk before, you're up against a hard proposition. “When the cld lady had ¢ Hing ready for the grand rass she sald: ‘Ladies and gentlemen, what part of the bird would you like?! eyclones! They all stood up at once and yelled ‘A lex.’ Now, just try to figure out twenty-two legs in one poor turk. He wos born with two less, ana when the old lady put him in the cven he had two lean, but two heads are botter than one, even if they are wooden ones, ro Lizdie and I got together and wh the old tady was up in the {font parior te on the other All the nettic#s Oh night and introduced the back of the neck toa and xt door aken KO! @ can slice off ° wandered into two hungry settlers who © get a crack at his royal they hever saw real food music that the proper way to! play the pinno {« With the hands end not with the trilblos, we opened the oven door and sitpped a log off his nibs. When tne coast wes clear I took {t up.to our rgom under my apro be sure and ye nomething from the hon the old lady found it out she nearly had @ stroke, but Lizzie reminded der that site “didn't hare her window: the turk casio home, eo alte blared ft on the butcher and swore ®! pay him a nickel for a damaged bird. But we're getting off the aklewalk. Wen all the settlors shouted that wanted a lec the old Indy put down the guillotine and, In a volco as cold the Kitchen when the tire goes out on a January morning, she said: ro as‘t cK. this tz a ocanking-touse, not a trust company, and that this beast ho! turkey, not a centipede’ And so they had to be satitfied with what was handed out. “Well, was there enough to fo aroun Played {ts first retyra engagement, much to t opposite, “Plenty,” Tens replied, pausing for a moment to bestow a look of 'astonish- West on a fair maid at my Hgbt who had uw scjonaly asket for x secon! potato, “Only that beef trust over thers wont up In the alr because he got oO: of the fect inv T awked, as the cranberry sauce annorance of a ¥tout gentleman Health and Beauty. 4 ¥ eonsea ito for h A | him and are afraid to ask me to tralior! The man whof! By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. Bi Oa ReRORRTERE cones erin mekle, Your af. | 60 out with them, as they feel they| goes back on his’ partners deserves. ail ? Beate ine en ‘Dy eas ae his prove merely an In. | 9F® Interfering, He knows I love him,|the kicking he xets.’’ Pimples. ore ORE pe ReRG etna eile sats Talent think you should en- | 83.1 Show tt In every way (I cannot] “II didn’t mean any harm! ‘mum- ce Geta Our: tity katt 26 Hat : i help 1), and I think thts makes him |»), a ‘ OYS of Aftaen ure vety a: : Tpucee will : way |g WaT are nti! you are | Help 10), lea the crushed Gibbs, ‘It couldn't Ss sioaen Gn eae .. Pract: ined in youth w ay gage yourself toysny girl until y i jtreatmo #0, Do you think he loveal nut you people to heve mo ban ton poor complexions, am eciat Cans 2 ob} enough to know your own mind, fa " 2 Y s ny Temedy 1 can suggest. $n ayy eee ved by all hur associates she is A | me? How can I win him? +8. |ough stock for myself, and I'd have i Out-of-door | if Too Sure o, ere | Encourage the attentions of some|ciesred up a million and more. Oh. case ix almpty la henithy, out-of-d ; im modified ings a3 soon as sho hears OO 0 | 4/do not let this doy see te .. 1 ‘ { F ot: ©: Kd B00) ER hy e@ not | Dear Retty: — fother man and do not let this boy don't glower like tha! orrigan, Ufo with plenty dt, exercise anil £0 Hore\'ts wiponiade| y disliked not | Nr cixtaen and denriy in love with| ° ; Ho 1 Tarot lees eaten ON: nourishing food. 1 che verctadle {sh may redu thoavisomewhatet : f thet eee love him. ois too su try to think out some way ot''— few sweets and a great deal of fresh| y an ounce of any of the’ cold 0 r repeat eR YO NURIA De ALONG © Maer than | 2om YOu are tog young to be serous) OF what, you cur?” fruft, Avold fried tod and m 7, add one grain each of pulver-|4,. . able sayings You hear nor allow yourself to Into tng Oller, We both appear older than li, in love with @hy one, but there 18] «tmnt there any way, even now, to cape pork. Drink pie amin and alkanet! chipal ler| ro sitie: mean, despieabis 2 our real ages. He does not seem 0) no harm in being friends with boys) make Hennett let up on hia fight?’ between meals and take deup breath erate for five hours; then strain TUNES Ath Jearned to shun scandal hax successfully oc 1 tho firat step. ° more for me Aur ae honioays of your own axe. , | ‘If there waa YOU couldn't be of use exercises. Here in a salva which will| through cheese-cloth. A; to the Ups]. the | adecieeloRe Ms % NA a ts MEME Ne See Havled: Meet His to us. So why should I'talk about tt to hoa! pimples) The complexion brush! waon necessary. a shoals y raladxteeabie remarks ahont all who como in contact ip home eat er treet Failed to Mee Me your" i ¢ act! Clare ev pays bardiy ony ention te i Inust have been an Imperfeot one. Get) yo; ay the urt of saying pleasant th! BOUL ae ee | Dear Betty But I'd fo anything in the world— Hair and Skin Bleach. and kbid words are great helpera MC 7 aie Meas La pul YOUNG lady made an appointment] anything" ORITA.—You may bleach your in her dotly work a ANSE SUT “ with me which she falled to keep. . ‘e 3 . dance at all while he is enjoying him- i | of course, oF give it A reddigh being popaldr, Dur she who JANC® te A ila, which of course I fond! out she had kone, to «| The Traitor. j py aas ity tne tea “made ronda one uegess: 4 makes me very Jealous. He has never HOU BEDE) okies Deane her? "You would?’ cut in Horrigan sharp- surface. : | fFom eamomlie flowers, after tt has ai | reked me te lKo anyWhere with him tact in the future ee live Lips Too Thick. Healer alae atte CET merely infatuation, I really love the | vet when we meet anywhere he always jady treatoa you very| arct! Tet! Only sive me « chance! nyo : equently. bid PAA acon eS r i f rl I mot at the dance. * ow | to Kq home with me. All ny) The youre | — Y “HICK lips re frequently the Fe-/ dark, you enn only keep It fresh and E aS Shee GR EREAN LOSI EDOM 1 MENAS eRe Eee lea badly, Ask her to explain why she) Horrigan oonskered, then said reflec- sult of improper breathing—that cloar by a use Of soap and water ould = failed to meet you. Bhe may have some) eyo}, bs ts, brea irough the mouth|and a face ser brush c - ty} sf an ot give her up at the) sy7 Cpe ne are RO rete city cd “| HINTS FOR TH Beet Be ee eg teapot {netead of trough the nose, also bleach intended ract Mec ties Q first offense, as she ea,| time like this, and’ nobody's to rotten trom jn a room Which 1s not of sun and wind by removing tan would | storing st _xet be appropriate? |p? ° spoonfuls wine or brandy. Put felly. successfully explain her non-app' laiheot used eataunaiinere cecuicee Nerilated well, or from sleeping with not be a for your came j BRR Popovers. f b 3 ‘ is a : yeni h 3 UNTRUE, | N | beeweon Iaverst press under a board anc! ngs, one of which will always bur Sa Sia =: ya sens — | A tollet sot ts appropriate, also books > One cup sweet mK] ang 9 fatiron four hours:“frost and fe J), "Ls Hi any man: A woman, ambition. or cANth 2 * She Doesnit Love Him. n ! or chsh, . nee or pletures, { ts # t) patitawhere the files can't get It, We've tried Bennett on ambition, Ho ’ 5 it 1 : x an eg&-beater five [Dear Betty: dorwn't need money. So only. the frat nton Ss Daily Fashions. if Fickle Young Man, Bake in muffin ries In wutck | Codfish Balls. Fy AM in love with a yery nico etrl| oe the thes reece. Zhe Brat ‘ TP PEW weeke ago at a dance 1 mot} oven, ae Ps AMsh with four! | who lives In the same boarding-| + g ; 5 i fee i ! OIL one cup of codash with four y ‘ ‘A woman? I don't understand.” z u Eb faasta yen gtcas young Indy it! Prags Cake B good-sized potatoes. When done house as 7. E ae We a os ‘Muse Wainwright's and. as ever been my good fortune to hye Seer a iS h aril omart out aie says that a) Cel grates HB cont and veat mem. We were so v much pleased WO and’ a halt cups! agar, 1. oup |: i La oA haga ie ar cre 5 Haeeante mith ranches: erly kDo eet here: Rennett's in love with I In the Mustration with eac}, other that we azreed AEA ee ee eae 4) tle pepper and one egg, beaten. Roll you think she loves me? H. K. P: Di Wainwright's niege.. You've’ out. him hee pudedoteonn must be aMnitles. whereunon 1 Sy EP to the| in a Uttle Nour to form balls and place| { don't think the siti jkes you. Why out. Go and tell him i hell let our made of, ‘ aniaceentedvr nore). Baka In three shects, ‘Yo the} !p a it! Ir f 3 Be : posed and wa: pte’, a » n frypan,, Fry brown on one sise,| not/devote your tine to some one DI alone you'll smash the engagement of the rou fin- ready enxazed to another young lady, third portion add J tablespoontul mo-| tt... a “brown’'on the other side, | id probably appreciate your] and leave her . ‘ : urn an ater wha would free to marry him. See?" vahed sultings, in a: . And“althourh I thourht I loved her, 1 leases. 1 cup sralaing, 1 cup currants.t Theme are vary. good. Serve hot on! ANG Toes "Lean't! I-hold on, thought tec CONIA EEE en Row realize that It waa not rea! love but 1 te1spoonful all kinds apfees, 3 tea! hot, platter ts ward I could deny the ‘hole thine, RASS RE MONE) aatryny Saaaiies sacar couldn't I7 It'd be his word against braid. while the vest Is of ‘vory white, braad- . oth, ‘This season im noted. for combinations, ° and coats of volvet over “cloth skirts, and coats of striped material with plain skirts are fashlonable. The yest could be of almost any contrasting mate- Wal, yelvet or brocade oe a plain cloth braided or trimmed in some aimilar way. The quantity of mato- rial required for the me- um sizo {e 6 yards 27, ft ES yards 4. or 1 _ yards 62 inches wido, with 6 1-4 yards of wide braid and narrow braid” @oording to design, and 78 vard of any width for the vest. \Pattern No. 68851 tx cut ‘fm mises for a. 32 3, 9, Call or send by mail t THE EVENING WORLD MAY MAN- TON FASHION BUREAU, No, 1 West Twenty-third street, New York. Sep ten cents in colm or stampe foreach pattern ordered. IMPORTANT—Write your name ond address plaiaty, and ef’ hat Henrietta with | MUCH MONEY — Mahe SAVE OUR, | 06. 4 GET SMaLLER (auc? got tbrousn and | t to be taken out in the | jady begga to carve Mr. Turk. You never saw the old: Indy | Talk abgut | ling that young Alec who's nooly oa | ‘Ladies | @nd gentlomen, you havo all naked for a log of the bird. Please remember that | inal World Dail y Magazine, Monday, YES, You HAVE SUCH GooD TASTE?! OH HENRY! DO COME WITH US AND HELP US CERTAINLY" T SHALL BE DELIGHTED! DON'T. SPEND 50 WE WANTS U5 70]. OH! 0 YOU. y THINK THESE | } | | { The Million-Dollar Kid 2 & yO YOU UKE DONT GET SUCH THis, HENRY ? EXPENSIVE HATS! TIMES ARE HARD. You KNow! |(HEtLo, CiRLS! SAW YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW! HAVE A HAT. ON ME! CET BIG ONES— THE BEST You'vE Got’ ey So YoU MAY CARRY. ZESE OLD HATS - 4 SiEUR! CH MR>NONK! yOu ARE, / { THANK YOU 30 MUCH, NR. HONKY fage WE'LL GO TO LUNCHEON? eco LO COURT SUCCE>S. NTS © ADVICE 7° LOVERS how. to tell the other girl that I have | WE MILLION DOLLAR)/OH THANKS, mr) ; KID me By R. W. Taylor 1S THIS= BECOMING? (Geno! MREMONK! CURSES! NOW INE oT To TAKE THE OLD HATS HOME friends think I am keeping company color paper, or some of the delicate tints in writing pap These are decorated with flowers, which are cut from or tissue papery und pasted in original sign on the shade. Tho finish for tho top and bottom may cither be wate color to match the Mower, or some nar- row white lace- When it is finished the sides pasted together, as ft 1% much ea Work on when Jt {s flat. ek For dinners there are the (moat :fas- cinating holly designs, which show up utifully on the Msht paper, nodna thero are shades moss roses, or pink DD shades for candles und small can be used for Christmas gifts The shades may be made with water- are Fr to ke These Candle Shades for Ch parnations, or they may be decorated vith pansies or maldenhatr fern, Bird shades showing gulls, doves sparrows are most attractive for women's luncheons, using the paiest blue paper, which will g1Ve @ auggeqtioiy of the sky, i The mating of these shades Is not at all difficult, only care must bo taker or x them on the shadi { ‘The iiustration shows-xGandle shai made of crepe. paper awumn leaves jn all their natural coloring. Theso are pasted on the shade one row on top of the other until the shade Is covered. | a fall iting out the designs and neatly, ristmas Giits Those shades are very appropriate tor luncheon, In carrying out the | fdea have the table decorated with the real autumn loaves. 1 (Copyrighted, 1907, hurst.) Alwyn Tennett, a toh by tly making Perry sell sbor geod the Lome neutered en them Ry ean i ‘also guitor' for, DeNas'e. ban helan. ® politica) enemy Hy Bennett |In opposing, the Boroug’ rigan plans to pane. the bill over ‘, n Veto, ‘0 hiv fourteen Alde! nie vot are i) —* Horrigan controle. but thir. teen, and Suborns @ fourteenth named Roberta. Waloright and Gibbe, fe oning Dalle mind ag In pique ahe engages hereelf to Gibbs ‘rican, Gibbs and \' fe Bose'e private room at the day thé bill comes up. with ty beged who attend th fan orders up & pquad 0 etry come tor th. Cl bill's Horrigan’s last the bill fs frustrate! by Bennett. ita wri a Hor. nw moeting Horr! CHAPTER XV-= (Continued.) The Battle of Wills. HE Boas, lke a man in a daze, als sank heavily into a chair and waxed straight ahead of him, his usually red face Kray and pasty. But he was not to enjoy even the oant boon of solitude. From the ante- {room Gibbs strolled in. ‘ | “Thoy*re going over some unimportant |preliminary business," remarked the | broker, “#0 I came out for a breath [of fresh alr. How are things goins?"* looking uo. * “Heat? screamed Gtbbs, ashen and | inert at the news, | You can’t mean {t Great Heaven!” his apathy, “It I can stand snarled. | age on the deal, while I'— | “A percentage?" | Pante-atricken to heed his own indiscr ft, you can!'* he {6ss contempt, “Bo It were secrotly buying’ up the stock and tailing In onto our game, hey?" 'm ruined! Broke! And"—— ‘And you've got {!t coming to you, | you whining mine, and she'd never believe I could do such pa thing, I—I might ty “Yes,” growled Horrigan, “you might, A our that's lost all his nerve oan try. things that even an ordinary crook would balk at.’ But Gibbs did not hear, He had re- tuyned to the corridor in search of Ben- nett, The man scarcely deserved the opprobrium heaped on him by Horrl- xan.” A brilliant, during operator, he wus, unknown to himself, a rank cow- ard at heart. For tho first time in his Ife the cowardice had cropped out, and to do Gibbs justice, It had “driyen him temporarily insane. In his nortial secigea he would ‘never have stooped to fho plan he was row wo eager to carry which @ financially drowning man did hot acruple to clutch, iA Fighting @hance, Horrigan fotlowed him from the room, his-own splendid nerve quite recovered from the crushing blow his hopes had | recelved. Hoe had staked heavily on tho deal, Moreover, its failure, as he knew. Meant the Wreck of that mihty po- Utcal prestige ho had ao long and Wearlsomely built up, Tt might even, If | Alwyrr-Tulfillea his thromt about the | notes, lead to graver personal conse- |Quences, Yor the bulldog pluck that |had curried this man of fron from tho \guller to the summit of political power, Jd not desert him; nor did he show the los of one Iota of his customary mon- usiental calm, Scarcely hud Horgan. quitted_ the rom when Perry and Dallas ‘entered 1 "You gould cut the atmospuere in there with a cheese knife,” Perry was suying. ‘Williams doesn’t think the aa will eome up for halt an CHE NEW MAYO. . Bascdon G. H. Broadhugst’s SuccessfulPlay, § THE MAN OF, j i Bytes oe Albert Payson Terhune. SYNOPSIS O¥ PROCEDING CHAPTERS. maa: wom succeed.” 1p rainst Alwyn, and ht oble in | chy Hal on Wearine trouble ft police, Dallas and Hiaitto learnt the | trick to pase “We're beat,’ grunted Horrigan, not=/ “You. don't mean it! The sight of the other's cowurdly emotion seemed to rouse Horrigan trom! nounced his _yeto. What can one think You only lose your percent-! echoed Gibbs, too, tlon. “Every cent I had In the world! 02" drawled Horrigan, his keen lit- tle eves searing the other with bound- was you whe out. It was a putrid Bit of Jotsam at |» KR C) hour, or ea We'd better spend tt time till then in here than to stay thete end turn our lungs into » microbe , Dallas aid not answer. Whe sat down by the table and rested her head de: Jectedly on one «little ‘mloved hand. The sight of Bennett—his «rave, hape- j lend .appeal ‘to her—the calm, utter Horrigan, the political pet liway | dewpair of his beave face—all these bad 2 fe rect Rallway | Geepalr 0} ave : Haxchies ‘bil in erie BotrieRS i reat Ie | affected: her deeply. Perry noticed with Alwya foves Banas Walnrtents. w} iti brotherly foncern her look: and attitude, ber ‘brother Perry, man want, " yt faint?’ he TT nereioetude nin, Borceeh weckn, Alwyn | weeling asked. ‘No, Vm all right, thanks” “You look ‘pretty’ near as bive 6s Alwyn, He'*— i c “Don't let's talk of him, please,”. she besxed. ; “Why not? He's the whitest chap this \ alge of Whiteville: “ | ‘*That’s what I used to think. But I [know better now." F ‘Then, miss,” broke in a voloe trom the doorway, ‘you're entitled to another ‘know.’ *! : Phelaf, who, passing down the corr ridor, had teard her last words as he reached the thressold, turned into the room. Yhelan to the Kescuel "Excuse me for, buttin’ in on a fam’ly chat,’ he remarked, conijng forward, but Iii~oretty well pusted\ on His Honor's character, and when I hear any one knocking him, it's me to the bat. What have you got against Mr. Bennett? ‘None of your measly buai- Bays you. 80,' nays I, an’, hear all about pine Something that underlay the seeming impertinence of the Alderman's bluf mpecch touched Dallas. On impulse she spoke: ' “Mr, Bennett," said ate, ‘a opposing the Borough bill, knowing we shall be paupers if he defeats it. He alo sold Borough stock short before he ‘en- | of a man who enriches himself at the | expense of his friends?’ “Geei" cried Perry, ‘that's a terrible ]thing. Bennett's the original Man Higher Up, I'm afraid, I wonder he ian't afraid to wear the clothes of such a wicked geezer as himself!” — 4 ¢ “Oh, Perry! Don't joke about It,’ He checked himself an instant too| begged Dallas. ‘Can't you see Viele late serious side of anything? We shall!bo penniless and dependent on”— “Fear thou not, sister mine!’ de- claimed Perry in his best melodramatic manner, ‘Paupers, sayeat thou? Far!be ft so! Little Brother Perry avill guard thee from the cold, -shivery swats of a wintry world. Maybe we can sell vio- art a fight club or*—— she urged, jarred by his flip- You don't understand. © I'—— i; . | Odd Disclosures. As for that story of His Honor's Hing tock short and makin’ a» pile of cashson his own veto," put in Phi lan, genuinely worried, ‘Horrigun's looked It up and got enough facts to make him think h® can prove It, He’ goin’ to make Williams tell the who ‘story to the Aldermen to-night. It's a Ne, of course, but if'H hurt:His Honor aw Jot. And the worst of it ls Bennett me- fuses to deny it. “He does, ent" remarked Perry. “Then }#—d0 some talking about it Til have to fracture a promise I made Alwyn, but I guees It’s worth while” “What do you meant’ queried Dalles tn wonder. 5 : | “I mean Bennett. lent me “the money fo sell eLough stock short to'make up | ' for what you and I would lose if the bill was quashed. And he gave mejs letter to his own broker,, We carried through and now you and I stand pat to win whichever way the cat jumps, We're on yelvet, thanks to Alwyn. “He did this for U8?" gasped Dalles, in amaze, “But why didn't you tell me? Why did you let me mijudge |nimr* ¢ “He made me promise not ¢o let you Afow.a thing about It And'—— ‘Say, youngster! broke in Phelag, Ungling with excitement, “yeu come | chasin’ along with me into the Alder | a'll have you get. up what you know, = It‘l ot Williqms's and Horr- wan's so high it'll ‘forget: to. hit greend again, Come on, son! There's sure lis- ble to be hot doin’s in’ the meetin’ In about eleven seconds. Come alongi* (To Be Continued.) —— The Greatest Inventor. NUMBER of men on -the-street-~ A ‘are having a ddsoussion 2a towho wea the greatest inventor. Some said Edison, some Watt, some Morsd, wome tne and some another, Finally. h pawnbroker got In @ word and said/: “Vell, chentiemen, dose vas grad feopirs, but I tells you dot man vot {n- vented interest vas no slouch,’ men's meetin’. Mr. Carper (a, trifle a “Don't you see ihow ridiculous. theap great hats become, now that they are yulgariaod by lower Glassen tm