The evening world. Newspaper, October 26, 1907, Page 10

Daily Magazine, The Evening World Sob ShohhShSSS OPEPPSTIETIOSH SHOPS HSSS OSES SHOSS ‘ithe Newlyweds Their Baby & By George McManus wubtatod Dally. Except @unday by the Press Publishing Company, } Nos. 83 to 8), _ Park Row, New York. Se ASGUB AULAW, oc Troan 10K Were 11MM Binet TMatered at the Post-Office at New York as Second-Class Mall Matter. For England and the Con- tinent_and_ All Countries in the Internation Postal Union, DON’T va SCARED. is the worst remedy for-apanic:of any ki 1 ina, fire, ‘ora falling buifding, or ‘in any disaster,‘ the mast. foolish thing. ta dois to lose one’ anthte bes 7 bray a “By. Savery is meant that” _has sufficient assets to pay its de-, A positors- in “full, — : — "Before any “depositor tart Tose a cent all the surplus and all the capital of the bank must be wiped hausted. | Every bank and_trusf company in New York has suf. ~-ficient-assets-to--pay its- depositors ‘The depositors come first and every one of them-must receive every penny in—fult before the stockholders are entitled to a cent of their investment back. Being solvent does-not- mean that a bank must be ready to pay all its depositors all their money on demand because: to do thatit would have 4o keep cash in its vaults to thé amount of=all its deposits. Sucha course would prohibit the!” “law of this State has—wiselyprovided- that depositors-cannot-demand _ payment of their money without a reasonable notice. Sayings banks loan-money on real estate, mortgages, United States| and-New York City bonds and-other gilt-edged securities. Everybody knows that a mortgage is for a definite length of time. Therefore a savings bank, no matter how much money it might Nave out on mort- gages, could not pay its depositors atonce.. That is nothing to be alarmed about, but rather an_assur- ance of safety because a first mort- “worth its. face.as_long-as. people live. Pay:.Your-RAMs.: = Unless you pay ‘your bills other people cannot pay thelr bills. —-If- the people of New York were to buying-at-the stores all the clerks, salesmen, porters 2 and cash boys would be discharged. If the people were =buying -clothes-the| “great clothing industry of the east side would vanish. Now is the time to make purchases and pay for them. | "When prices are low is the time to buy. When prices are his§} MAMA PUT. OODLEUMS, MARBLES AWAY = NOW AND GET SUPPER READY FOR’ “PAPA | ‘Saturday, DID MAMA LEAVE uiTTL ie PRECIOUS, ALL ALONE 1O MEE1. — PAPA 7 October 26, SOSISHSESELESSOIASEDESDOSSHIOOOSS 19072 THE MATTER “BABYe? GABY *SOMETHINGS. JHE _MATTER WITH-BABY. { NAPOLEON] ts saving ‘them, up now t [there's hardly any In dre see Eh Them that got their lately,” sald the Chorus Girl. Them! money out of-the-banks blows for very joy hax no bacon “in the smokehouse at all gets. * = “You heard how Dopey McKnight got his out?. He had anyway, “Dopey McKnight Ja terribly excited over the mins on Gees turn. is the time to sell. Just at present the demand for cash is so great tha _people_with ready money can buy cheaply Waa i vole wiih: clothes Tow: =Buy=your-coal now Buy-yourt Se ‘Trust compant {bank for other people to spend. soup houses on. the East Side, Dopey and the Musical Swede used to go over Wit gets theirs sled up blows for comfort and them thall od sian, in line to get soup and a eandwic mpathy | or peaple standing In the lines in front of the soyp houses for hours and hours Swaiting ein te to take home to. DOLTOR © WILL |. ~BE-RERE — A_MOMENT mei mee starving familles. The Dope} pag ont in eis, to-get a 14 winds would low and near! ft out all the time, and, beskies, he never had any money. (reeze the poor people to death, wa they stoc} for hours and hours walting thelr 4, : of the. Da oo Sriaine World: amon “He thinks confience Y. be oo), {{ the Tobacco Trust would act § endure et ‘em in circulation ke for Christmas presents that Oopey says on their bank? Hiowt anybody word ea y— s* to him when he saw them open a dox of cigarettes and he'd ask them for President Roosevelt Gan a law So many g GEST PoE WC Tt OF Lem DEER Pen Rone Hae ad heme: “ya-wever saw 20 many people pickled as I’have #8¥ | 1 joyson to ever body to spend their monéy themselves anj not put {tina bs ¥ G. During the hard times of ‘$3, when there was “George's wine, wi ys st was pitiful to see them if gation How wouli they like to stand in Une for hours in a bitter wind walt and then have to rush heme without tt because there was « rum people ing for so: SMamma“De“Rranscombe-mryx- that cconfidence-can-only.-be-restoret hes seed. Igalnst ght wadding. +The tight-wade Man.ma De Branscombe and = Ma respons for tre financial stringency, “Intl you n come along to take us out to tees “when nobody. called us up on the telephone to sxy—they'd be uround late with the automo- tile Mamma De Bransconte sayn ane knew a panto was coming. It wouw'é be tight even now, she» {f people that has’ mowry, no matter how little, stop-sinking-tr-dewn thor kicks, bit-weeld-spendititberally aléne the rich should do this but even (hem of ma te means should p @nd come acrors; Mamma De Branscombe says. She doesn't bar no body ahold ickie, she siys She'd do | she mys, only. ty Vittiemones ahe haa/she (hinka ite:best to ‘held onto. to us to guard ours, too. ef somp the banks —He_gayaif he had any money in the Dank He'd oy. take {t out and endow some benches in the park for poor de: x bank presidents, ie out ATT night atanaing To ime an tront¢ ofthe a Te_puapehoise (yes haboe seas peop iictis snd xald these was © rumor that the bigrest savings b. ihraw down thelr soup-buckets amt-ran heme to get th (opt tng burdens the poy on the east pitiful to Hea! ; Adan Monreyten tas brome ptt recite sertis thet hive Core — “to the rescue of the Financial World. I guess you seen it {n the papera. Hetr. puttiig Sut every cemt of cash he has to at ne tide. All he ask ber cent. Interest and Goverament bonds u Dopey bank Then whatever happens, “will have. a roof-over: your head; clothes to warm and adorn you, food to eat and freedom from care.! _—s Buy a Home. — If you have been thinking of} getting a home of your own, now is the time to buy it. The real estate| companies will give you a deed for a ‘small cash payment and “take | a long-time—purchgse-money mort- count far } lock <speculatqrs: and _ May be the present is the time for a sensible and-honest man to zn is head. ~aee for the-balance.—Fhey—avill-be- Wall street gambters Boy Wage-Earner's Plainf, To the Edltor of The Fivening World 1am aixteen, am mixing at presen “st a week and am satisfed with !t pay my father $3 for board ‘and lodging. | ¥ @nd although he does not need, it, ta always worrying me to find ‘out J have had an advance In salary eo as 15 €0 ralxe the price of my board. Now, _ J could easily deceive ikim when 1 dol ear get the advanve, but I told such a | course would be decedtty selfieh and} ungrateful, That ts very well w your parents look after you until wre earning enough to be independe Dut when lt comes to looking d on what im left, not counting cart and other incidentals’ accumulas: i} uring the week, I can wei sympathize with the “Boy” {o run dway and evo if le can make a muocesa of Me without the (as it seems to him) noxious thes which bind to his unhappy home. SIXT 18 Exchange Place. ‘To the Walter of Tho B Where is the Swiss Consul in Xork? EMILY Chances ip the Southweat, mareh of proj mplres in the Iy a license State in order ¢ ent J] To the Nature From ¢ human race: ¢ who wants thls 4 hid i. y one Who aces @ an Nearly every one Who has se for the past six thousand killed dt, Nothing has ever been done to propagate snakes cr save them minuto one of them Is seen he Js Now, mURN to exbia wiiy (in spite of this endless w ster) th 1? When 4 few men hunt « urty years ping Worlds who dy wise onc “iro the Editor of The Evening World! slau If the correspondent who asks advice) on oy are liny sna bout the chances for a young anay 4n|they quickly clear {{ out of a dist the West will turn his attention to the very man and many animatn + great Southwest ho will find a solution| snakes Yet thero-are still of bia ingulry, To-ay two undeveloped Gerritorien with “vast resources cover eat seotion of the Mee In a fow years Of snakes all over the earth, PETER CLAWERES, Wrekoff, N. J, \ > SPILLING . THE to WATER has| WILLIE! You'RE a —By Maurice Wetten peopin give tem-thesteato - George. the Wine Agent, wlio ix Amy De Hranscombe's ance, &: the —-witte —businese—taoploking up because everybody —that carries atoll tao. need because other people ts broke that they are buying ANd BAy.-Hid—do you-notice how people that ain't got any money grin Ww! en hey break the-news to you that another financial Gibraltar has blown up?! ‘A Literary | Club S| Isat Large! Help! By Joseph A, Flynn. a-———-———_—— ——. ay OU appear to be a trife tired this morning. x remarked to Tess at breakfast aetna id fome persistent adnilrer keep you out onthe stoop. ant evening in @.i that cold?” Sot this =twiiting « taunt tock ot hair into piace: “tw the Job up tn the parlor until the farewell bell Inst nf so you can figure out for yourself just how much th had to nestle in the hay, You k —6nthe-eecond Aoorthe—ais}-—with the seal) s and the beautiful black feathers in her hat, always In’eurl, seven-tiotsh it-dues-cost-seven_dunes..to have then tited=5| what sho calls a Ilterary society. What a Kterary soglety means you can achrch mo, but I think {¢ was started to fight the Barber Trust, for almost every John on deck last night (with the exception of Adrian, who always looka na bright and clean as a new penny) hasn't been on kpeaking terms with the razor for a year, “she caught the old lady in the middle of @ Joy storm yeaterday and. got the use of the parlor for tho night. The first crack out of the box a long drink of water, with a neck ike the Singer Building, got up. Ie had s. hall room volce, and he rattled the paper on the wall and all the dishes downstairs with a horrible think-twister about the terrible condition of the Democratic party In China, After him a human Mght- house, with a blushing nose, nailed the centre of the floor and almost turned his faco into a lake with &\tguching hymn about “A Litte Drop of Waters even though a9 didn't know what it tasted like. Then a wild yahoo murdered thy hoya of the pan for ten minutes, and after he was dragged forelbly away, ‘and told to be good, a young dame on the other «ide of the room stood up,’ I understand sho's crazy to be n hamfatter and count the ties, but if she ever): gets up before honost people who coush Up real rocks to ace a show and throw | the fit she did last night there'll be a wop holiday in some town. “She tore off ‘Asleep at the Ditch,’ with her lunch hoolm tearing holes tni the alr, and Adrian sala he knew some people who were put away for lees than that, but right at tne half-way post she got huffy-dufty and wouldn't finish, became three fresh Alecs, who hold down room in that house at the back, put thetr heads out of one of the windows and {mitnted a boiler factory with « horn, and all the time she. wa» raving they yelled, ‘Shoot it!" “Take it awayl? ‘Here comes the wagon!’ ‘Kill (t!' and things lke that. ‘phe old ledy was madder than you'd be if you sat In a crowded car apme rainy afternoon with a nice pair of tender trilbys and everybody walked! all Greg them and focgot to aay, ‘Iixcuse mo.’ Sho put on her lace shaw) and Went! oie on tho porch ant opened up, but they came’ back with @ red-hot Jolly jand told her to send hubby over tho fence and they'd give him @ pink tea. But the old lady knows the only way to stop a blow Js to run up dgadnat it; 90 ‘she quit, and tho circus ended with a buck and wing dance by one of the nicest ; Uttle Gerries you ever naw." “and how was that part of the entertainment—goodt’ I inquired, erttéamg, examining the bone before me for some signs of meat. - “you het your sweat life It was good!’ she exclaimed, as one of the biagrtea rolled off the table and put a dent in the floor. “It brought oor “the Bo and halt, the new celling in the ixitehon” a