The evening world. Newspaper, October 19, 1907, Page 8

, Nos. 53 @ Dally Excwt Guntay by the Press Fublishing Company, Park Row, New York. J AMGUO SHAW, Gon-Treas., 201 Wet 11M ferent, Geoved-Clane Mall Starter. = ‘For England and the Con- i All Countries tee ihe International Postal a POCETESS, Pree.) Bast OA Seeel, ‘at the Post-Odies at New York as tes to The Cenaéa for the st} 9} Sas Fronth One FOF, ..cerse-cove: a Satu rae. Gctober 19, Wessaeeeeeees eeoarersreosesesoseceonsenenobesntoeonneseoesnsasaeseeserereebiesed rer. he Newlyweds @ Their Baby e MILES HOTEL NO. 3. “R, MILLS ‘has opened his third ho-. tel, which, for the number of ~ guests It will accommodate, is as = Zan as_any_in New York. “rates will be a little higher than , Mills Hotel“ No. 4, in. Bleecker street, which ‘charges only: 10 to "20 cents a night for rooms, while he new hotel, at Seventh avenue: | and Thirty-sixth street, will’ | charge 30. end “40 cents... The} other Mills Hotel ‘ss in ee Be es a Poe Onn wn oo «tel Pere tcere so He owns the Mills oad_strnet, one of the most valuable single pieces of pent) (on. Manbettan Island, Millb Hote: sre unique in New York, because they tve| 5 neatly furnished and-good food st a low price. There are lodg- ; which charge no-more then the Mills Hotels, “but there-is-no | - i “accommodations. There- are--aiso-hotels-which charge |- times #3 much and give no more comfort and cleanliness. (ase profitable. Their income {s sure. Thelr_nét receipts are a ee ee Wt ts remarkable that the demand for moderate-priced hotels in New t should be so entirely ignored by hotel men. The competition has what heights of extravagance could be attsined. There has been Hife as to what hotel could charge the most. ‘Needless to say the peopts-who can afford to “occupy £30,000 suites Tespectaiie surroundings avecery eacropear! iy) age’ ara sack otek Mills Hote! No. 3 has fourteen floors, with 156 rooms.on 2 floor, room! lighted by clectrictty; baths are free. The restaurant wilt] good, plain food cheap. “The demand for rooms is already so great The Mills Hotels give the foul lodging houses-no-excuse-for éxtst= ence,_except for men who have no Gesire for clean surroundings. “But | they are for men only. They make no-provision for wives and families. —Here isia big field waiting to. visitors could bring their wives and children. with them without too. “much expense the receipts of New retail stores would be Increased” New York Itself would be- Yess provincial by the addition of a transient’ feminine population ot high character and intelligence. Incidentally the husbands might con- themselves a” a little better if their wives came along, a =uBetween the Mills Hotels and the Fifth-avenue Pittsburg million- ‘aires’ Tesorts there is a great ea which the few middle-class carava sparies by no means fill. er by e,_mind of heart fs fnpos- sible, philosophic resignation to it. One or_the other of.these 1s abaolutety nec— cunnry to A porihaneat cure. Morierate | rood food —tn_quantities to { itor-of-The Xventng “Worler vice ¢0 young «ite oontemplat- Its your mother tanding with your husband ead him—not his family—and “you rwill not be dictated to by his ron or sisters: insist on living By yourselves. If youne married peo-| weld feWér divorce and separa x oar Wives having to ask for Roce ‘who thinks so much of a, aie that he insists on his wife liv- them after marriage would Bolter it be remained ewal Ald Society, 239 Broadway. ‘Te the Eékor of The Evening World; make good, but have not done so. W¥rere cou I get advice as to what to tule the pecson, ‘and removal of aver work are absolutely necessary, A. F. 8. | Nome Universally Observed. ‘To the Editor of The Wrening World: ‘Has this country any lewal holidays? T. 7. G. She Is Tired ef OMece Work. ‘To the Editor of The Erening World: Iam a young girl employed In an office doing minor duties. To state the truth, Iam sick of this monotonous Ife, same thing day in and day out, with- out the least bit of a change. To come to the point, I woud ike to go to work In some other ocoupation, even ax a farm hand, but as I see no way: out of | this I appeal to the readers of your | paper for sensible advice as to my Case. DISBA’ TISFLSD, A@ireas Comptrolier Mets, Yerk City. To the Kaitor of The Evening World; Kindly let me know whether the blind people of Brooklyn have recetyed their ee ewerlng your correapondent, I ha Sréatly troubled by fhsomn my own and others’ from reading ph: Yfeel absolutely sure that in every aac, outside of actual | i iilnems, insomnia ix caused by | ‘anxiety about something or - Worry upsets Siprateo &o., fas} keeps | Sunsettied and itkely to keop he disturbing subject over business, love, te Remove the worry, | bid pension this year? B. Vv, An Unruly Boy, To the Editor of The Evening World: | I have a boy sixteen years old, I | Gannot make him go to whol. He has | had different jobs, but can not keep | |any of them, He goes al} over and I'| Jean not know whorevhe ts; and he tolls | |me so many untruths that I can not | betfove him. Who oan give me counsel | aa sto how to reform him? MOTHER, | Burtern, N, ¥. November 28. To the Editor of The Evening World; On ‘what date does Thanksgivis Day fall this yeart a ray sind Bein, By George McManus MUSTN'T ¢RY, PAPA DoT LOTS PITTY PICTURES: OH, t— — SAW A PILTURE __MODEL.oF Atypisd THE taTEsT 7 DOES ITTLE PRECIOUS WANT PreTURES WAIT TILL we. GET HOME | BY Jovetne- WANTS YO SEE _ THE REAL HAT t ZE MAZZER < WITH MUZZER'S For Further SER SES, of “Ghe Newlyweds, Gheic Baby ,’’ See Sunday World, Comic Section. "rhe Bet Fun of he Day by Evening World Humorists. ae ee The Chorus:Girl By Roy I. McCardell OS Hard Times Hit All Her Crowd. the wine agemt, who ts her fiance, is going te be ica Amy De Branscombe and: Georms, er after all," said -Gii. trisiness that @on't ge with matrimeny, George saya that “while it helps business to Sad ‘wine fer your fiancee end! ‘}jon't get married, Be friends. SIX BELGIAN DOGS Fencegere™ Tt. ROWS TEN it would sa George says. He says he's maw when they had a bex fer their Give One ee ee ens could never afterwards think ef that brand without being reminded that it was wer medicine for the tatr. “George eaye he's seen a wine agent's wife, otherwise always a lady, tak off her high heeled slipper_and threaten bodily harm to other ladies that husband was blowing, innocent of beart, with no thought but to advance th interests of bts brand aeine—forhis—mite and her_trienla_only ¢:3m_e_senee_ duty-tnetead: of, as now,.with fond affection favoring-the.omp...80_her!adyiee. Mamma [e Branscombe says a {ot De me oays. Montgemery and Trixie Magee and Golile Larue and all that bunch just let G@emynate the svene. Maman [ve Pranscombe says all you got to do ts to forget tmve te buy stocks, and dealers in staples ie always prosperous. —— "I wondered why she atways went first upstairs or preceded everybody get- eS owt and in the taxtmeter, r, but when I sew ter tearing a newspaper into strips ‘to ‘Jerome, ‘Mamena De Branscombe ts looking-fine-and feeling gox, and there ieee flying around that she has money and she's become very popular in our eet. Puss|want to go to the theatre and forget it. Thet there was ever such a place as Wall street and-make new friends with parties to be fairly good, but them dramatized | ir. lwok stories that’ who deal in staples.People ha¥e to eat food and wear elothes-and they don't: messive fronte that—thinke nothing canbe intellestuel if there is-a laugh ta About five Inches long and Tres Inchue whe and rolling them up and sticking | ehemn ia hee stucking 1 got wise. “Bhe ast. mB not to give Ker away and said. ‘Lulu, ons has got to chuck @ laff in this town und show youchuve monvy or what looks like It, It's better te T | let people think you have.a roll and. are too stingy to spend it than to have the |reputat.on of being good-hearted but overboarl. “Dopey MoKnight, hearing these wore, took them to heart—and now whea ‘When all this was explained to Mamma De Branscombe she sald * was best |he flashes a roll of cigarette coupons he has it fixed up with a twenty-five cent to pestpone them nuptials temporarily forever. She shuddered, she sald, te | green certificate on the outside. Oh, Dopey isnt such a boob as people take him i think-6¢ George buying- Be cb vesierois ate tet times —when—he-sew-that—he-got_his,-but-one night — Sotmizet—up- & drawl and was mruck on the skull ith @ #oft sheath ungless-|crab, wielded with terrific forse, end from that fatal day the poor stew bee deen.as_you_see.him_no: ‘Mtow's cur show Boing? Papers'that it wae a shiner, Nobedy thet wants to see a show pays any attame tion to them critics, If there is any hard times, as some say therw {s, people why @ good laughing show foes,-no-matter how the critiée may give tt the grill. The only ones that's pullell ff and sent to the store house is them serious ones, A musical show only need put on for the ‘it, hae got to be the real thing. j the present tarift-of forty to fitty. 4 “There ain't a “Broadway show that ain't Going capacity if it's ome thety buflt to bring the laughs, ‘There aint no use to ask people to pay two a threw. to eee a sorrow-fest on the stage. They have got plenty of things te make thea ‘weep at home. po MANO CHU Tea The, Hae you Heart Or the olire toe ~ eletho Bam) “by ea operation? “Sure, the Solr way ‘a to cut cut the boose!” nn Glasses. | Is New York Now Thre c By Irvin S. Cobb. a .30-Cent Town fe F. Hi Glasses to Green Glassca. = ——-==New=York;- Oet~i8 AK URHEN: From my heart out] epeck with sorrow D the lamuntuale confession that New York ts getting to be a thlrty-cent town, Our onoe-eplendid: boss (iat this is the only town in Ame! it takes a thicic dollar to buy & (hin dime's worta ef eave ie erumbiing “tn the Gust. Two wda.s ago some shametees individual, lost te all _ ense_of loral pride, inaugurated’ e service of @ectric cabe by means of which it ts possible to move from point point for ay low-a sim as thirty cents, “And now a worse thing, nas befallen, Mille Hutel No. % which ham just been cpened in the heaft af the Tenderloin, iffers a clean, devwat, quiet, sanitary, comfortable medroo! Bas tr Fyaibatt Green, unless we check In tte-tndamey thie — hy@rant:headed monster, as Col. Watterson called the Prohibition movement ta TOK 1S 5S Uis Uly When @ man will be able to wet a twelve-and-e- hait-cent-mixedarini: for thirty ornte-at’a Fifth-avenue cafe inswead"of paying Nay, more! I belleve some of us may—Bve “ozwee-tha:day-when-a_waiter_ who has perform worth posethly. cents will he satiufied With a thirty-cont tp, ‘Thirty cents in one of the real awotten food-garages wifl buy something besides ere | the seeming cream for the ostonsible coffee and the dab of chow-chow pickles | that accompanies the oyster course. Thirty cents at a Broadway cnlterse wil: | get from two to tw and a half hot-house @rapes‘in the winter scason, centa overcharge for an eight-block drive to a theatre will satisty @ a | cabby to such an extent thit he will almeet forget to innit su ‘Teket | latora will cyen be willing to accept @ thirty-cent bonus for an orcestra | thus making the total cost $2.90 for a shew that only sine: #i-on the roaa nnd only gives about two gills of ‘entertainment anywhere ‘Titrty cents will” buy— g But no, ft cannet be! Surely before that fearsome esnawmmmation ts achicyved the bettar nature of the metropolis wil assert iteelf, and, arising as one man, or &# one fiah, wo will throw off the galling fetters of theses insidious thirty conte ‘and demand a restoration of the glortous regime under which for years and yours we have bern nabbed so ccnalstontly and so unfailingly, Yo at present z sea only afew Tays of hope. Up in Astor Court a niinber ot patriots statermen who haye a wise and comprehenstye grasp on all the national fesves that perplex the Tammany organitation tn the ‘scond Aasembty TaAstrict of Manhattan, pure and disinterested patriots who think that Tnwa adjoins M'ssinotppi,-ars-elatiering the pistoles nnd pleces of elght agd doudloons + round |regardiess in (hetr disinterested “sfforte to have Lewis Stuyvesant Cnanler—T | think that {a the name—nominated for President inéxt year. No thirty-cent prone [asanda for them The wisdom of their course ‘e shown by tho tact thnt they have alrenly carded Dutchess (County and have strong hopen of Indiana, Vir~ {x(nia, Connecticut, New York, Newport, lenox, Hempytead and the old Fourth | Ward. Nor haa any ovidence af any inirty-cent nigeardiiness been brought to lent fn regard te Mr. Ryan's way of managing his little «tra merger, So After al hwo may yet he abla to pill throneh withoet Involving our beloved city in @ chirty-cont catnclyam, Lot Yours, HI. I by Coryates, published tn 1611. ‘Tho Itallans, and moat strangers tae ‘are cormorant in Italy; do always, at their meals, uxo a little fork’ whem; they out their meat!’ Queen Elizabeth was the first Hnglish sovereign ~ use ens. and her court condemned the tnd as a allly atvectation, eh for the best, +7 When Forka Were First Used: | TIF earileat mention of forks was In ‘“Cruditles,” a singutar took of travela