The evening world. Newspaper, October 12, 1907, Page 11

a By Charles Darnton. I tries to be a bit delicate-lyke, Ol does, so O! sezs to ‘er, “Why won't the English music-hall song be good? “What?” she asked, giving me a look that made me feel as “though I had stepped through a holein the lee “Bh? What? — What? What?” Js what she sounded like. for she was Marie ezs Ol: she repeated “What? What do you tijean? What song?" “The song that leads a double Ife—the song that says” ono-thing ‘and “But my songs aren't like thaty There couldn't understand?" : , ESE “But isn’t there just a little more to understand than there {a In them?" "(When you must press.a point, do 1t gently.) . “That all Ce) "she answered, giving {nnocent eyes as ‘rood as ee sent, ) & = i “On what?” tasked. - “On the auilience,” sald the. shitty English woman. “It an audience | —see?" : Of course I saw. It was as clear.as day—in foggy London. “Then the -Engttsh musichel-song—won't be good because bad audiences. won't let?" “I suppose,” she ventured, her Oh, the Naughty Audience! [ron teoth smiling brightly, “audi- “I'm not saying It isn’t good,” in-| ences think things out for themselves terrupted Miss Lloyd. ‘I’m slmply|and apply thelr own meaning to saylig that if an audlencé finds some-| them, — Yes, thing that isn’t there, that! ‘s the nudls they do.” “ence’s aftatr, “Aid Gs Yor yourset?” (She Wile patAR ey toe naughty audience very neatly—and I| And I insist that my Bones) aro not trust you realize that tuls means ~ YOU, as they say in light-faced mag- azines and blackfaced _ editorials. Lioya, with a sharp eye and a tongue that knows Its way about, F fancy. But} anotier," explained, trying to smile her into-t and myself out of it.| “Oh!” brightened the English topliner, who is chirruping at the Colonial. i nothing. ta, thenr that pene ne | y ~-flnds-a-double-meaning tn something, the audience t# to blame, not the song; reflectively “I dare say | i of treatment, it wouldn't be pifle LAnddowae right. = ~doatnetees tena» If you have an inclination To we “fo Paris to improve your educa-}0om-pom. Funny, fan’t it? All Ht aoe very-wal TKS K PONE SURt Re it we written’ F from one who knows wuch there nowadays. | are not at all like English music-hall | | Take, “aavice wh You cant learn | Bat If te see things you you know, is Feit for And yet you-imay not be entirely = -+4 blame, “Eh? What? What? whatr"|29Uds chat Are Blue. You know about that, perhaps. No?| ‘I wouldn't sing a ‘blue’ song,” de- Well, it yoes something like this (A|Clared Miss Lloyd. Uttle music, professor, please): “Don't they like them ‘blue’ in Lxnow alittle maiden = England? I inquired, recalling some anerry— and 80-9; pthat-needed-the-bine-penctt she's Uving with her mamma (jf “Well,” admitted Miss Lloyd, dart- Down Epping Forest. way; Ing an eye at me, “the; et them And all the nice young fellers i 2, if Daas +9 Who're-livingthereabout ‘blue’ sometimes, but never from me. Of course get introduced to her I won't sing ‘blue’ and I won't sing And want to take her out piffle. A great many songs that ae To walk and talk aren't vulgar are merely piffle. Others Look out for the are worse. Now, there’s that one that"—— sey) But in this advanced day of vaude- So when her best boy asked her ville, perhaps I'd better not-say what One) evening “if Taha} could — Miss Lloyd said. It might not be = pencomenout forabalcian mous wise to stir up the headliners. Con- Hert mu sald. “There's no reason, | assurance ithat you've been handed tay Gear ow bys yourshould not something |"blue” from time to time. But mind you Keep on walking, “It's easy enough to tell the ‘blue’ Bh-what-what-what-what-what?’ songs of course,” said Misa Lloyd, after I had ear what you're not to “hear, “but it-tsn't-so- easy-to tell} maiden keep on walking? what's piffle and what isn’t, When ably thought the <pxercise would to ty othe Spanish Mirtesque her good. At any rate, Miss Lloyd 4 {twas piffle, But espe wasn't 80 sure of that. I studied it Argued along: this line of; least re-| carefully and. finally ‘made up at, Wis Ya ‘ounty, Soon pater the martiawe Echo _,-great play of the same name.) | notices that Jack has-sene trouble-o his mind ang. begs alm to Yet er ahare it Te evades tHe question, but her forebod! ul juubie_{percase.— pene cy Hestebra— don at ERASED, frenow mena ees oats and is or, marries ‘Was engaged to Jack's Bellevine the OW 4o, Silm Hoover?” eald the eee ta Pa: Tac (rie pe ee left some of that dust out Sheriff was greatly embarrassed By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. turned to tha mirror at once to arrange their dishovelled looks, and+ —mest-of-tha time waa: tien up by Temarke on the-wiles and Sokviceeillneed aid one of the most beautiful woman who tas attended our moet informal ‘Tuesday afternoons," 1 sod to be able to sit on it, but fast look at It now! Only half of it {m'left, and what ‘s there ta not us’ glossy_and_soft-ae-t-used—to-be,—it'a-dry—and_brittis,~— Though she may have found reason to complain’ herself, she would etill bave ___ been a aplendid ‘model to of Ri Dlondes,with the same eoloring and tha same shade of hair he loved so to palnt, Eyory other visttor of tho afternoon had tha same general. complaint about dry and falling hair, though few wero lett with such beautiful tresses aa the Rubens lady, It ta needless to expeof hair to stay in in the autumn When the andé—unfortunately—woman, too, lowe a more or lesa precious quantity of halr which-in;«)natural state of health should be replaond by @ strong new rrowth, Unfortunately, howevey, the natural wtate In found in gne person in a hun- @red, They shed thalr weak or old hair in the autumn, to find in the epring a new healthy hair for euch one that they have lost, The other ninety-nine per- sons hla themuelves to hair specialists, ‘who roap tremendous profits from the @utumn trade. The offects of transformations, rats, switches and pulls are more noticeable now than they Have ever been before, The transformation aa like ‘as not has worn an almost’ bild spot around the front of tha he The heat bettered piles of switches and puffs has forood out the natural of! of the an quent washing andjctimping have consumed what sy ee mping id: was lett, Hance sAn excollunt treatment for dry hair was given by a medioal Journal not lomg ago, which advocated wetting tho hatr every night with a solution of som- | mon table salt, made by adding a aniall handful of falt to a quart of water, Bat F (With this the following lotion should be used twice a day, a \ittle being rubbed {down the scalp with absorbent cotton until the entire soalp lw dain, After tha hair hag been treated this way, massage the sealp for five or ton minutes, ‘Thia treatment must be kept up at leust a month or #ix wocks, aa hulr takes some time to decide whother {t will honor us by Its reappearinca or not. This ts the tonic: Resorcin, firams; fluid extract cf pilocarpin, § dvama-tinoture ot cantharides, 4 drams, glycerine, 4 drams; spirits of lavender, 4 drama) dastor ‘oll, 1 dram; tho bent bay rim, enough to make nw pint. Add the castor oll te the bay rum, which must be of the best imported quality, Then add the other In- eredlents, Take a trip—go to Spain _ When you come back again You'll perhaps know what I mean. Now oe on ue chorus: Tiddie-de-oom- | Tiddle-de-oom ea tc oy ai In the land of King Alphonso. They are somewhat of a rum lot best thing I can say is Pom tladieldecumiors um, Pom-tiddie-do-umm-um, -de-um-poni-pom-pay. aniard starts lovemaking bout it In a way there's no But #9 far as my experience goes Dee girls are somewhat similar, It's a game they spend some time itecerne Pretty clear od And —walk-ebout-the wood — tenC YOUF qUITOUS Sout, hen, wiur Me) Batt den Tiddies -de-oom-pom-pum~pum-pay, when he'a spoony, 1s absolutely loony. friehiful, but delightful And tho. Spantses girls all sey. “Tddié-d6-oom-polli-pumi-purn-pay- nad fhe funny-fart if in the tlddie-de-oom- pom, explained Miss Lloyd, who is a very j Bs good sort in spite of what she said sistance. Gy my mind@that, given the right sorts about me for what I had said about {-On0e-to--the Sweetwater, bie-alkall-and}{— Wand—silrred-—up—by the boots—of the} — sented at’ the table with her back to| ag Hit; Somehbwor~other—hy -found-—he- horses had asttled on his hat and wal. -cout-so-fresty that tis clothing isd “ay: | tummed —4—_neuttal,—_stay—tone,— above, n-tanned face and red We Bs06n Ina TOK him to brush: his hatr doomed uxe Her scolding —éreve shoutders—witn his hat, raising «cloud | of dust about hs head, “Sitn: “Hoover, if—your brains wore _| dynamite you couldn't blow thé top of your. head off.’ Polly was greatly “amused by Slim's Mrs. Allen flounce out of the room waa trying in vain to mip- Presa her jaughter. Turning to the girl, In-hle ride trom Fior- ABT Taosday was mush a windy day that the women who blew Into the | “oMioe=-to -attert—the= feet: of the new series ot” At-Homex’-aturally. ij BRIGHTLY: omened-day-fortove} Weddings ‘this day are “sunny promise. Running water holds danger this day, Beware partiquiarly of cascades or sim- ilar torrential falls. A good day to hire men for mechanical Those whose birthdate this ts should mall losses. Let them During the. twelve- be prepared for loae courage, | Med with embroid- stows tis_winter_ooat_of_fur,man| month-there-te-prontise-of-gniis_gremer #37 ‘The—Hetie than the losses. Thoy muat see to their health, The young will court or marry, The boy born to-day will do very well He will be Inclined too much to shirk responsibilty, and this muat Bo-oyeroome in youth or he w!!! never do well in business for himaelt. The girl born to-day will marry well, oe Solution to the Indian” Puzzle. PRE fs the solution to the ‘Indian in employment. Evening World: In the second sorimmaxe one officer and five privates isposed of sixteen Indiana, doudle those forces, officers and ten privates killing off thir- Deduoting the figures And we have two ty-two Indians, privates’ and (en Indians) from joes Saturday, MARIE LLOYD Gells @hy the English Music Hall Song WONT BE GOOD her, And I'll confess her lively hunior makes-me-perfectly -wiling-to 7 bike St. RU DBCK.. CART RD COS ALOUD to see something funny in tiddle-de- audiences are not alike, though.” “American vaudeville audfences | audiences: are they?” 7 e rotoxnctiy alike ret piled Miss Lloyd. “American audl- ences haye a more cosmopolitan jtaste, probably because Americans} ere great travellers. “But English music-hall audiences are becoming lightened” (be - yoo - tiful = “than .they used to he The} better class of people are going more and more tothe music halls, Oh, But they slide in. Everybody goes to the Empire, of course, though | it is different with the other halls./ The aristocracy hasn’t taken theni; up yet, you see. If King Edward} would only go to the- music halls, all the others would follow,’’ (Miss Lioyd had evidently forgot: | | ten that the King recently took tho| music-hall cure at Marienbad.) “I play three and four halls a night when—-Em_in~London,she—went-on— “and I change my style to sult the different audiences. At the Tivoli | am very proper and forced and all that, you know, but when J get out to the East End—well, 1 broaden my S—taroricasbit.<- lm best-known :tin-Lon2: don for my coster work, and I do a. rgreat-deal--of They.like.-'Some- thing on His-Mind;too: Would_you lke to know what was on his mind? Well: Farmer Turmot and his Missus up to London—went, a: Well, Of déctare Of don't understand it —tI coulda’t sing ‘Coma Into the Gar- |And when they'd seen the Abbey and the Monument, i id Paul's kad Piccadilly, then he So ipa Want and saw the wonders tha were there on view— Mra, Turmet thought dt nice, -Cethdn!t-ret-acwardsfrom=her: oll at any price. There was.s0n6% Sob Ot es OLN she waa not looking. at him. so?’ she challenged. peome to the birthday?!’ ” “Not regular,” be anewered. $60 BUCH TOF BMA lepotted a fo them. hald- -npa yet that killed gid. ed. over'n our town yeatorday. Stim was doing his best to make con- ‘That ao?’ was her reply. Say lor-snot-twe-Chinamen? He tured away White his empar- rassment.Partly_recovering: trom his! baahfulness, he coughet, preparatory to| sweeping for a moment. feptehle an ‘Polly had vanished. Aaj eepishly for the magician’s| start," Silm chuckled. ced al floor and celling as it the Ritt-might | pop up anywhere. Spying the empty tte—apirited citix -chair, he sank into it awkwardly, Meantime Polly returned -with «| HLUB.ALTORS, go thee will with- jatand the most a0- tive Che move ments fa com- bined =—with-—short drawers, widteo it also can be. utilized for the petticoats, whioh be bute toned to &. In this instance the-walst is |. made of twiit while the drawers are made of cambria, but both are trim- t . “what fart" she asked, stopping ae wasn't bullr “Just to give.the new hospital a|pefare a wriing desl Pol “Spotted ‘Taylor always Was a pub-| "was her comment, assented Slim. ‘He sure was,"" “Gat Up there!’ T "want to mweep un-j%0U,, YoU, MUL expect tobe awert oT j—Att-nt-onee-he-gave n glare anda Dang Ot 1f Of do! If that marble statue Venus ts Lolke ‘woman Suxhter lo Then; told gal, mess Hara It’s Different i in French. Now,—there's_no.dauble-meaning. ok, , they made a October 12, HRI HII III IIIA AA HAHAH HAS EAHA ITT FOE, IO ee % 3 OE) ye HICK HM ROARK BH HR HCH RRA ee i KKK £m) HE OEE EE EE in, that, is there?” asked Miss Lloyd. | “Its just a stmple little story with a quaint touch of: humor. There are some people, I suppose, who think den, Maud,’ without gtving it a double meaning. It's different with a French singer. She can sing almost anything and nothing Is said. A clergyman might go to see Yvette Guilbert and think her-an-angel. But uppose' an English woman sang ‘those French songs so that everybody could understand them. What ou fappen? Out shed gor” True—too true! “And sho wouldn't | | merely. be out for the day like the \1 ine Miss Lloyd’s capital cockney “Somevody would care—n precious lot, I promise you!" rernarked Miss Lloyd. “Suppose I sang Anna Held‘s Sheriff Tries to Make = but ee a Sfrange i With sosineone!!= Him erase, but ‘reseated himself in another chair : x Pony's| porn e ain't an le muttered Sigeuntedl pS Blim attempted to take a peat On | 1i¢ Suuthiweat i mall «iit chair | which. Jack bad n Itke you. Hine narenisty— replaced. the shale ake Pelly we ther broom abdut the feat phot danced clumsily ty Weevau're lust tring to-sweep mo oul Of dere. —he- complained, “Wellf—sou will bring duar trowith mit’ “Polly replied with a. show. of ‘Household Hints. Rolled: Stuffed Steak AKE two pounds of beetsteak, lay It SUD Che Naing howe puerto: rolting-pin about ten minutes, Ther place the following «tufting on the steak pand Ue tt up Ughtly, “Put it in the oven | DwIDY buttered paper over It: “Bake twenty Minutes. 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