The evening world. Newspaper, October 5, 1907, Page 10

aily . ‘October 5, 1907) ah rT he Newlyweds or Their Baby Be By George McManus | : Daily except Bunday by the Press Publishing Company, No & to @ Park Row, New York. on J, AXQUD BUAW, Ror-Tyeue, P01 wet 115 fret | World tor the ; 1 _ MAMA FIX ‘ ne : ‘ : ae ning. Worl ‘United States. One . in DRESS ON DOLLY CRY, eat se FOR BABY | NOW, I'LL HAVE THERE, See IT READY IN NIZE LITTLE VOLUME 48. A MINUTE) TOODLEUMS — TWO VELLOW DOGS. = ||. ==. SA : a OTHER Yellow Dog fund has| been disclosed by the Public Ser- vice Commission's investigation. A! new wave of shame overspreads the community at the confession of the misuse of vast corporate funds to| influence legislation and to purchase political fa But what: . Two years ago the same sid tale of widespread corruption was! recited on the witness stand before} 2 : ' COME. ; “To. Muzzy! WHY, DARLING, DON'T:-You Ae LIKE. DOLLY - ANY MORE ?. “the strap-hangers of the Cily_of New York and secondarily. from| stockholders whose guaranteed dividends have varished.n the, bank- Hmuptcy and receivership’ of the New York City Railway Company. ~ But who was sent to jail for that? Nobody. “tedag-ofthe-money-of-any-corperition forany- other- purposes + if: imate-corporate—buciness-is—a—crime—--As~—well--might-the,— run a faro bank as to use the funds of a : surance company or a railway to secure or defeat legislation or to ~The Best Fun of the Day by | vening World. ZA ee Be R L hia lucky four-leaf clover watch-charm again. Dopey never had a watchQos The Chorus Girl. w%css%en. chain, but somebody give him the lucky charm when he was in jail for alimony. Cap ain't hats, kiddo, they're hanging gardens,” card of the gas works from a series Iabelled ‘Picturesque Cincinnati,’ te Prove it, = z “After working like a wop in the gas-works for a couple of months reasom: dawned again, and such was his horror of the situation that he enlisted in’ the lacitat hea Nea? Bay to peels} een asics life io the spsi bluo sea, But when he “Dopey McKnight used to be as open as'the day, but he's getting just as ‘eboard he found they im rated as a ahip's fireman. cube then the brave, upright raine may come, as them poetical |deceltful aa anybody. He pretends he only smoker 'doméetic olgareties, because | | eine Bi ear) sa userille SAE ean, Ripcent) Sookeed iat eee stews would say, and Til be under my ever-ready wmber-|they ere §7 per cent protelds, and that Exyptians have uhsolutely no food | *°° ee ah oa @% dotty over refined varieties, and {t's we sol! Come over with a compitment now! Ain't I the-beau-| Value, But when somebody don't put ever five pence for him for his kind it's said atten a fae HO ATES Ss Uful-young-thing-In=tme-woods? Oh, I gucas It's bad, eh?|@ood-by Lady Jane for anything he can find that will smoulder. ‘And that reminds me, kiddo, of a stery I heard-about-s-rummy—that_was——— How's everything? + care [if the sun don't shine?| “Puss Montgomery says she see him smoking some of hers and holding ‘em|¥**d as a chaser in a cheap continuous house. = y I've got a new hat. Don't give away a trade secret—all jin ‘@ hairpin, not that he was afraid of staining his hands, because they look Evecy time somebody M@dn't show up, or every time they Were netting @ the skirts I know think I came across ‘with elghty-ecven jas if be was wearing russet leather finger stalls, but because he heard somebody /*¢ene form sketch or @ feature act, or-every time they wanted to chase out tron men for. tt, -but:-whleper, a friend of Loule Zinshelmer|aay that ron was_good for the blood oe the stay-all-day family _partics_they-¢-send- him on= betore-a—drop to-do his and Able Wogglebairn, who's in hats, staked me go this SDonald_ Dy. Branscombe. got bit-in.the bead-witha-newapaperin aceafe in Peat soft rhoe specialty: = = oe fF a tont th by ae tree rretecherscies fear: and “was temporw theane “noni, “because whoever hte hin: "ON, How T1661 sing and dance!-—Nat-a-tat-—ratcttat. atat? - "Lot's to tell you. Dopey McKnight was cryigg this|with the folded newspaper forgot to take a piece of leadpipe out of it first.! “They'd even have him olose the show when the moving plcture machine morning because he had no cigarettes for breakfat, and|We know he waan't in hia right mind, {or when he came out of the hospital. Kot out of omer, fi se : nobody would give him the price of the paper pipes, becass2 he went and-hoocked ent and got 1 job as stoker tn. and had ¢o Mve in one of Mamma De Branscombe's kimonos for a week because he'd ruined bis Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday Don't you remember he was looking at it the time he fell down the coal hole [raid the Chorus Girl “I'm going to have a stip cover made for this one, of cravenette cloth, and ‘Penal Code? Ht merely : penalty should be for its violation. Its companion, the Code r bes the rrianner of enforcing the law and the gas works, and sent usa picture | “So one night te ¢limbs for the hay after about forty appearances, as tired ‘Aa_a_dog-—In_the_middle—of the night the - A By Maurice Ketten. ‘Oh, how T love to sing and ; x - D jut, as I was télling you, it's us for advanced ‘yaudeville every night, bee HE MUST Cone TROP! S DING sause Loule Werba’s my pal and sees there's seats for us even if they _ Ino THe Houses ne x > sta i ANNIVERSARY. oR [turning ‘em away: Don't you think Vesta Victoria In the artistic tleket? a ee BISHOP SHEEPSHANIS'ADNICE, Sao DEAR SWEET? = Hl aoe Lo —} here’a thre tommy uitng: wh nee ‘ mr ic . Get Married Any More, Ma,-k. dad “pf Q0k..at..Amy...De. Branscombe and .har-mather,—bat OF WE PASING’| Thome to themselves at all. sn eee healt | "That appeals to me, kid—that appeals to, me!* OL So ~ By Irvin-S. Cobb. Day after day they go through the ran-example tn every officd boy and WS & Clerk of ‘the way) to. riches. 0d ‘power by disregarding the law. PNIght after “night they dnd their afriends can be seen in the expensive ' . From High Glasses to Green Glasecs. aooliceneecenecs meeoremmennraiee Sew Tork Oct! &. SAR GREDN—You never an tell wiint tricks fate is ~Golng—-t0--play—on-oner- George = Washington Mopper wn-a whole tree fulh of cherries, and becati he was Caught with the goods on-he ix been liekl up as n_ model Jor _the youth: of..this _republie—erer—si =e Falrbanks, who closely resembles George ~Washington—in H] \clght—took « fow cherries, gosiilly not more than halt « i Hint, and strewed them about at the bottom of some per HL chile tinorent.Jittie classes. .dindjusttozthat-ile, Methodies. }orethren have buriod the harpoon In hin, up tothe flurrge, hig—Prealdentiat-boom—now -conetsty of Til an | 1 “tributed. ee ~ It-is this that breeds lawlessness, fends of the fancity It must be a ble thing hat a Uttle gob of cinned fruitecan cause a sreme . treatdential boom to shrink fron: the-mons of Oh Home’ eek-In— ndeNApons UAT TesKke Vk a “ceronpe’s Jury hats substituting for the old Amer- MOSES Acan spirit the lust for money regardless of its {ngtance of Mr, Lem Ely Quizg, who line up before the Utilities Commission and forced to relate a numb facta over whioh he had Intended to draw the veil of professional! « seon snatches” source or its taint. eee es f G = ASN eas 2 Oh. yeu. indead,” Mr Qulgg_hae-e—proferion=—H Notes—Down -the- Bay. eae at ed C ar 3 a a aT FRR IE ROR uaRSMRee distributor of popular waves. For years, it appear: Z ‘ a b . 8 a é waves for the trade jn quantities and styles te HE city's Staten Intand ferry-bonts ‘need painting, The wind has licked i : 4 turn ont a mmalt-Hariem wave of proteat, with hand-wo nd_Tulings: the varnish off the window-panes, and the colors ars ‘Gown-the front, in an afternoon, whilé W never took lim longer tian two days “ Work, yen the bankrupt Union Ferry Dany can do some painting to deliver a great enat-alde ware of.intensa Indighation, with calllope effects and ‘the full orchestral accompaniments. As a popular wavist I consider that Mr Quigs has/no equal in thia community, ‘Tha opinion. I-believe, ts shaved’ by. > the tractian companiss; who have for years been using hix waves Ooth here and At Albany with the greatest of success, In never yet got up a ave thet tailed to jell. joe Whe Pierrepont has a lovely naw coat of Pompel! red and a real gilt name.* The new Singer tower gives the city a needed majsestr—Hetrre it grew ‘ip Anto the sky (he dead walla of tho skyscrapers made the town look dull and foaturcloss from wie bay. Tha great tower breaks the gray line gracefully and jsdds a. bit of much-required color, aa the Campanile once marked Venise-trom he wea, What wax commonplace before hus enddenty i ¢ t . ATSB VERONICA BRERNAW'S AbviOe : jome people have fone so far as (0 come rikht out and say that Me, n the Staten |) To “THE HELLO GIRL i jobbyist and that he does lobbying by the day, week or job. How the old Pa- 4 ‘here would the great ocean wceno at the end of ‘the econ? act of “Phe Count of Monte Cristo” be without some officient gentleman statding m ) ~ i the wings: making the waves dash un properly Yet nobody ever roferred te the stagehand as a lobbyist. My syniputhles are with Mr. Quigg and his kind employer, Mr, Ryan, in the present affair. ‘ 1 Mr. Ryan te stlil another who has been frequontly misundcratood. Some — ‘Nave been Inclincd to acoff at tho atatement which just emanated from hitn, per his lawyer, to the effect that the Motropolitan thinks jurt ae much of the nickel of @ school ohild fe It does of the nicktl of a millionaire! Hasn't he proved it by insisting that the sohoo! child should go right on taying a nickal for @ ride instead of three cents? ; y ‘There is but little other news in our busy: and growing town. John D, Rocke- fellor has taken to weating & green vast. which Js the color of crude oil; the | President in'his trip with the River Improvement Commission hos talked about, > everything except the insprovement of the river; Loulsiann Bear preferred le” | quoted feverish and edtive, and the plan to restore spanking in our: pubtte The great munsions between New Brighton,ana Snug Harbor, o1 sland Shore, are falling into ruin. Windowleas. ricketty and bare: Nilion’ Hotel und its neighbors xtand as landmarks to the wrecking Boninerce an conducted by the Sinndard O% Company. ‘The smokes and smells if the “Hook’ drove out the “to-do dwellers, and Mr 1. H. Rogers's elen- trie light and trolley companies refure to tuke proper care of thels successors of Jeescr means Fi _ The big chapel at Cie Saliors’ Sag Harbor ix a blot on the symmetry of the ullMdings. The old boys didn't necd a chapel, anyway, and it spoils the scenery. _ Letters from the People. Progress of SUBMERGED BEWARE OF COCKTAILS. t Norse 5: ra. of the world. As yet they have not the Editor of The Evening World: been beaten In seafaring undertakings reference to the article’ regarding, ACR, Proposed ohaltenke (rom the Swedes { @ 5 : H schools has suffered a severe setback throug! the Fogo UY, of the fact Aiisrt c. i ‘ % “y Europe, 3,555,000 Square Mileas ‘TO LI \ ‘}4t Jan't spanking, but the victim of it, who gencrally stands most in nee& of : reas pet an many Norwestan uate |, og, United Staten, 2,002,000, FOREVER. ! ratarlag ; 2 o the Pyiitor of The Event Wo = 3 a “i ° yf man the defender ax possible and} Please let me kaow the cece ot tne! ERUNUIS AND uy I should add that the theatrical. season has opened up splendidiy. All da will come pretty’ near winning, for a#tand pre-eminently ag the sailora bh 3 { = = Bawtern playwrights are qriling Weatern plays, and all the Western im whole of Europe (in square, miles), aleo | PROPHET GAZE. 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