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" The Evening World’s Daily Magazine, TKursday, September 26, 1907: | J 40] [ Have Reen a Straphanger! ”—se:nowr | 4 By Maurice Ketten. Poubtianed Dally except Sunday by the Preas Publishing Company, No. 8 0 Cal =Park Row, New York IE are 7 : = : —— : : O8ETT POLITE, Pron, Raat 24 Sih J-ANOUM AILAW, SeeTraan, $o) Toe ITP tre WY, Vy 4 x vv é is ‘Entered at the Post-Office at New York as oe Mell satter: | YY ye, Vl MZ i a= “3 z hi Canad: For England and ans / Y 4 > Sudscription Hayes to The ada. Y Aer ean Caan | seouee fB.T in the Internatio serie Postal Union. ml one year. OW. don't you keep me waiting!” said Mra Jarr as she put the final touches to her toilet. “I'm not the one that ddes the standing up,” said Mr, Jurr, some- what sullenty; “jf you kept your appointments as promptly as I did there'd be no fault to find.” “Naward Jatt, I hever waa behind time in my Ife!" said Mra. Jarr, indige iMantly. “Maybe once or twies I've been there was-a street car jam or something. “Why don't you tromen fide on the Elevated ot tn the Bubwayt” asked Mn, Jert, You know that those’ surface lines are alwaya being tied up by street irafe or accidents, thjle the Elevated road or the Bubway always runs on pretty Sood time, There lan't a te-up or d delay wth them street cars are maddening wh their délays. And yet, no a: an engagement a woman has, she'li-hep on a street car.” T hate to ellind those. herrid Elevated stairs,” maid Mrs. Jurr, ‘and I dont | Mkeeto ride jn the @ubwey. Besides, it ts ev importam to be at « piace right on | the minute?* ‘3 ‘ot to you, trinvbe.” growled Mr. Jarr. “But, doggone It! I don't lke to be ; Walting for you in the départment stores like @ lost soul. The shopsirle are @izgting at one dehind one’s baok"— : | “You must do something to attract their ettention, then; and If you @idn’t j Act fresh with them they woudn't ect fresh with youl" Interrupted Mra Jerm sharply. \ ‘Well. if I don't act as if I was a human belng—not that I act fresh, as you {*ey—aend go shooping around with my eyes on the floor, theyPe liable to pein | me out ae a male. accomplice of « sheplifter,"’ paid Mr. Jarr. : || “You needn't go into the etore at all,” said Mrs. Jerr, “if you have eo many [objections to meeting your wife there! If. was any one ‘else you were te mest you wouldn't protest eo much! You can wait for me outside!” {ame the_potickman and be stared at by all sorts of | People as if I were a suspicious character!” protested Mr. Jarr, | Boeing Mra. Jarr was growing restive under his objections he sAdeq, bum ried Evening Worid for the United States. 2 | One year. One mont front’. ~NO. 16,887. little Iate, but that wasn't my fault CIDENCE. Y a coincidence to which the Evening Post calls attention the high finan- ciers who control the public service corporations of this city have gone again to the same judge of-the same Federal court. 1 When old Henry Hart was being stripped of the Third Avenue Rail- road application was made to the ig go A Zaf | Federal court for a receiver. The appointment of a receiver promptly Ul eRe [rerrenenet depressed the prices of Third Ave- nue stock. Margins were swept away. Loans were called. Henry > Hart's life-long property was taken away from him, only to reappear as_[> 15,995,800 guaranteed 6 per cent. dividend stock and $41,943,000 guar- anteéd bonds in the Metropolitan merger. Mr. Ryan’s friends, who had picked up this stock at 60 or less, made millions of dollars profits. i When the State of New York reduced by law the price of gas to _ £0 cents per thousand feet Mr: Ryan's friends applied to the same judge and the same Federal court, who appointed a referee and issued-an in- {) ‘junction, as the result of which thé people of New York did not get 80- cent gas. It will be recalled that the decision of this referee was known. ff in Wall Street some. time before it was made public, and that stock Speculators and politicians had knowledge in advance of the public. ON ) pl 5 2 | "Oh, T don? mind meeting you et all. onty for goodness sake be<there on time! I don't mind waiting, eo far as the waiting goes, but a man looks foolish standing for an hour or more tn @ public place waking for his wife.” "A man’s all right. No one will bother him," declared Mrs. Jarr. “And I'l be there om the exact moment What time did we say? Oh, yes. four o'clock. Halt pest four? Well what's the difference? Say, four or half-past four o'clock sharp, and sharp, mind you, for I don't want to etand-there waiting! A woman — can't'etand « minute looking in a etore window or waiting for some one without lot of mashers thinking she ts fair game for them. Drutes!"’ : | “I never noticed it," sald Mr. Jarr carcleasly z ' | “Of course you didn’t,” sald Mra. Jarr. “When a lady $s eacoried they are too smart to ole or annoy her. But let hor be alone and loiter just for one min= ute and then you'll gee the mashers grinning and Upping their hath. Men that themsctves gontlemen, too, I've no doubt! | “What gets me,’ eat1 Mr. Jarr, ax if to himself, “Iq that you women trick yourself out with false hair, all those puffs you put on with harping, and rate, {and bdlondine your hale = | 1 do not! sald Mra. Jerr indignantly, “I never touched up my hair in my [iter ‘I'm speaking {5 general," said Mr. Jarr, “and what I was going to-vemare was that women wil! paint and powder and darken thelr eyebrows andipad thelr dtesees and put on their tinge and chains and sec that thetr shorx-and kings are neat and natty even—in tact. do everything and fix themselves up to attract the attention of men, and yet !f any mai does give them @ look after all the snares they spread for b'm—my, how tndlenant and Insited they are!” “I ifke that!” exclaimed Mrs, Jarr, “I Ike that! As If they couldn't tell when a Indy ts a lady! If you men knew how IMttle women care wh: n think of how they look. you wouldn't have much good opinions of ‘i | “Who'do you Gress up end put the war paint and ch! | asked Mr. Jarr. | “Why, for the other women, of course! sald Mrs Ja when a well dreased woman or a good looking woman or gure passes, and you'll notice It’ fter her and very seldom the men. “Then what are you kicking about?” asked Mr. Jarr, and he hurried off downtown. “Dear me," said Mrs. Jarr, to herself, “and he never-extt whether we were ta meet inside or otside the store or at what thie. Just for that I'll fet him walt tf] ite convenient forme!” Ae Mes How to Tell a Story Well. By Richard Thomas Wyche, President of the National Story Tellers’ Lec que. The Love That Goes Unspoken &2 &2 G2 By Holem (ldficld Poe reer tm seen ery Talay donee Moe Somes ae humorous story: HERE can be no more bitter moment in a woman's sake of this greater end all the little attentions and thoughtful courtesios which A New York school teacher was visiting at a Maine reaport. Now comes the bankruptcy of the New York City Railway Com- pany, lessee of the street car lines of Manhattan and the Bronx,, including | the old Third Avenue stock and the old Metropolitan. It guaranteed 7 per cent. on the Metropolitan's $52,000,000 stock. Through this guar- antee the men who cevised this fraud were enabled to sell their stock; holdings at a high price to innocent investors. -—— For-this- purpose: they paid -uneamed dividends. They made false reperts. : : They concealed their liabilities for damage suits. They failed to pay their taxes. ~—‘Thetast city bond issue of $40,000,000-would-have-had-no-excuse+ fhad the city collected the $32,000,000 which the public service corpora- tions owe the city treasury, As soon as the stock was unloaded the dividends were stopped to Save the expense. The next step in proper procedure would be for the District-Attor- for, then?™ . ‘You ust wateh. a fine the other women that turn around and look Seeing a xroup { life than that in which she realizes thet her mar- Mean so much to women. ©f fishermen amoking their pipes. she approached one of them and asked what Mey to present to the Grand Jury the many violations of the law by riage has been a mistake, that— | My husband naraly ever has time to talk to me now; “John seldom takes! the Ashermen did to occupy their time. : at + these men, and for the Utilities Commission, created by the laws of this “Be has plighted her woman's affection, | me to iak esteem cers pails sah expect isielay, at boaiona ta ey swell qe: tite an’ talk,” the fisherman replied; “sometimes we set : i F marry! How o} tions, perhaps no! en’ think, and somet!mes—well, et. State where all the property of these corporations is situated, to take the oe canta hectare iD, aren Sa \Galaly uttered, tat Mung. with velled sarosem lat'the tlied'inans who bas been | Mri wyshe teaches teachers hem we ca fatories: necessary steps for reform and reorganization. | who does not value the gift. : i : es au day Gus abel saxeiot ipelmemanlnees ere See A, Bey Bunions forse consists of “The World's Great Classic Stories.” th a ; 9 few women P late the true inwardness of| about Ulysses, King Arthur, Slegfried, Hiawatha and 1 To prevent this these high financiers have gone again to the same Te Je sald, swith muoh truth, that @ woman will condone (1, Case; it 1s only where true love gives thorough sympethy that the much | considered’ nec = IRENE ty act ae aaa A z any offences which ahe ts convinced has been committed i + A aviliats i ; essary to tell stories, he eald: Judge of the same -Federal court. for love of hereeif- It le an old proverb that “Love par- vacua en Ad idereetrapytond walnind bape ayte on berlin aredyate ; es Tovat séceasary thing ts for the teller of the story to nee. the m : a a PPT aE Cm ETAT I at the great women with thelr picture and vee It clearly. Then and only th mat pict He: has appointed two receivers aa SPER ee eee eave of the cennine nen Yet ‘ta not the life more than meat, and the body more than ~alment?’ An| te his oudiénoe.” z paired eels ar bcaeenttir ea RA? One ‘The Federal -court’s assumption of manent varlety, The woman who loves, and who’ feels Boelish Journal, telis.« mrthical story. of an Amerisen husband who when frst. Mr. Wyche added that the story teller. must adapt hmeeit to the audience alex jurisdiction ousts the Public Utilities certain that she ts truly beloved, never acknowledges that tried pceree to Eze sbrltesalalles ies reer kien ahe gave him. It was a “Ido. not tell the story of Ulysses the eame way to children and to teachers, > oer = Deus her-marriage-ls-a mistake; Indeed, from her.polnt of view D47#™!n. a ated eee nen pies as iit swcsradben his wife} he xdid. “To children I tell ft tn_the:riniblest way and tell tt briefy, using Commission from taking charge of Wits Got eala vec quay ibe that apinicnvoCne dleasproviag a reumnEGD hep e F Which she tind saved mri Mnvested, and | language they can understand and endeavoring to show them the great truthe Renn es : for BH friends, Which amounted to enough to enable him to retrieve his fortunca.—Chicago | emboitied in the story. To the teachers I take an hour and fittcen minutes rn f the situa Lene Ara) orders OF Bt iba i io matter what trals may be the portion of her marrted-totwne-can meet Thun. —— Ss eee UE telling this story, I tall them each of my st nA way that brings oat the“ better-service;-more-cars, increased Mi ‘i i them bravely—pay, gladiy—hand in hand with her busban, fecling that th cord ae Ge all the undertying thought and history, giving them a compl ii Siti 1 : i are borne for his sake The man whom @ woman loves can always retain her H . peas mental pioture, 3 eee = pier facilities and honest accounting the ll ection by loving her and telling her from time to time, not too seldom, that) Did It Ever Occur to You ita Ee Metropolitan magnates can now ; 2 eee mee ey = ‘ =phe modern husband generaily really ‘a in love with his wife, but he has a It 1s always in debt, disgrace, distress, despair and never out of alm- |“ j Just a Few Frivol s Plead the protection of a Federal way of forgetting to tell hor so. It {sa perennial soutce of wonder to him that culties, says the Philac a Bulletin. It 1s the beginning of dishonesty 3 Ss court. : | i Re consented to marry him at all. The fact is that, {mmeraed {n what he and figures largely tn divorce. Deyours drinkers and drunkards; develops de- . Pua SAH lestuaere bitiell blewer! ngs “opiiivaitie etrentions figh ¢ Miriam (tremens, Jt te\in dust, dirt and/darkneas and is always in diaorder; It ls By Margaret Rohe: How tong this receivership wil! LNG Mi Hetuiitlty financial Independence, he sometimes tr nextecttul; rent ftsenresable, diecontented...deceltful. disliked. disloyal, diemal,. discouraged rab hae worst lier js always the best one, | | : fs hers, hers only and alone. Ww a disreputable fellow the letter D is? continue no one can prophesy, The Es. He has his eyes fixed upon the material welfare of his w! disobeying, It makes a devil of evil, is a diabolical, despondent. desperate, de- the most important thing im the world to him. Every day of his life he learna splcable, debauched, degenorate, decrepit dyspeptic. It is dissipated, dissolute : ‘ . , P {Tt 19 no sign a woman in stingy because eh ‘t Third Avenue receivership continued until everything was arranged|more and more of the cruclties and hartwilpe inflicted upon the weak and nee and distrustful, always ready for a duel and ta a very demon. It te sure to bal: ry a eet IT EAPC Sh hers profitably to Mr. Thomas F. Ryan and his associates. protected, and asa result of this knowledge he Mings hinself with a stronger damned, after death and dissolution. One good thing may be said of It, It is end The man who {nalsts on Llowing hin own horn Ja always out of tune with the determination Into the fight for eampetence, too K aside for the of fired and friend: reat of tho band. These facts are noted without comment, because The Evening or a ne ete eee =< World, like the rest of the people of New York, is ignorant of the real C2 ay By George Ho Dine tee Seare vente doe Wisse ‘ Telations and ‘the purpose of the parties to these facilis seat thal Reddy the Rooter. &> G2 & bY y g pf . Tt ts only natural that a women who wears her hair in waves and a waterfall judging from the past, the future can be surmised, : ie ee Oe —— =m nem ———— SS Btage ccs R.BONDS Look OOF 1**I SHOO! “Ann all sound sport ' cfien a abarper, L ARNOTT" A" PRETTY] [AT OF "Doe t = CORELP % - ao a ag nearer ette TS rom the P 60 ple. THING. NICE pog-| |FOUND. HE SEEMS 7 A walking delegate would never do as a running mo'te. GE, NICE Doo —J] (TO BE WALUABLE! ‘ ire euler sare ues When lovely woman stoopa to folly it {s usually to get ter powder puff from No Spectal Systom. No. kuages, and how many gears tt takes her stocking. 3 We the Editor of The Frening World: Wo study same, tncluding Jangu ge. Pty ged a thd Leb tat uwoulamepauld pleassin we torn all ns war mike Although Mitte dressmaker vees a good den! of the seamy aide she has © whether you obtaln the varied and ex- tensive information of which you are| Posecsted from any! special work writ-| To the Editor of The Evening Worldy Sen foy that! purpose! or by ay sped hindly advé me whether a trustes eyaterti? 2 Would you also recommend|? A” ofuroh ‘must be a property-owner ft mea reliable Arm which keeps post. | 4 on present day even! domestic, and which sup eoribers With statoucs, &c.? example, as editors aod journalisis us A Mile tn 29 Seconds, ng thine. He Need Not Be. EDIE: A man is not necessarily a gay decelver who calls his wife's milliner a hitite dear, not being a property be put unde bonds or ‘This is a Methodist churah. RB A City of Cruel y. : W sone Aiscoverien have been mitdo in the ruins of the ancient city of Gerer, in Pafpstine. Prof. Stowart Macalister, who ts now at work ok the alto; has discovered the ruins of eight cities or periods of building there, going back to ancient cave-dwellers, 300 yearn B, C. The femains, there,” | fore, of 5,000 years of apparently almost continuous human life are seen on this Wo Such Word. Wes) the Biltor of The Kvening World; Wo the Editor of The Evening World: | Wit you kindly inform me the oy "y | le fill, Among these are a Canaanite “high place,’ with the bones of new)s ‘ Wi you kindly state dapens ies rect ‘apectate’ {s proper Engiish, ro = = : 7 Jet heeaior pspeesoa} apparently, to nome unknown deity, or bones of ten eee ON REA at Onsbada Brenan |e AK ; RY DEAR ReoDY, IT CERTAIN DINGE IT, Ob PAL,DINGE ee eee eel ie taseneral’etl house walled These tiinmen sacriicestworatitit ter bit . t (aaek an rrtinest bal Nestea diehl tone Nearest Public Library. SCAT! GIT! You ; LY WAS NoT MAANT FoR THE PILL! PLANT IT OF. A | Nevea, the ‘abominations’ of ‘tha’ /Ammonttes Genounced in the Old Testament. By! an automodiis; also, has any M&- ry the wsitor of The Pvenine World BROTE 11) nx@v YYou~ MY Poor BOY, TAKE. LU E 424 | stuman sacrifices were often offered at the commencement of undertakings, ani G@hing, automobile or otherwise, cever Kindly tell me where T can find out * A HOLIDAY AND ENJOY RET GARDEN ‘it haa been shown that the breeking of a bottle of wine at the naming of a ship > reread et S rete eresker i ees @ work of the different protms- YOURSELF! : ts but the ‘ot the ancient abominable customs ‘So, alvo) the tnnocent-—>-~ an bull a I am vevontepn years old and | to study & profession, but don't Wo the EAltor of The Evening’ World: | Kew whlch one é R G, Teaw in The Evening World of tax “Stra, John‘ smten week that the Haymarket at Sixth ave- | rp the Dittor af The Bra fuc and Thirteth etreet was bought by Kindly tell me which would be the & Syracuse Gry-goods house Will you proper way to address a married wom. Please let me know tn your paper when an, her name betng Mary and her hus. Se Haymarket will be torn down, band's John. “Mrs. Mary Smith’ |jooking Maypole is simply « relic of a pole found in old pagan temples—traces |of one having been fousd in the “high place,” or temple, of Geaer, Various | statements in the Hible are amply confirmed by discoveries made by explorers of | the soctety. Developments at Geser make {t posalble to understand more ¢éleariy | how Samson pulled down the pillars of the ismple. These pillars were of wood, and morely rested on “stampa of stone.” ‘whe strong man, therefore, had but to raw the woodén supports together and off the’ stone and down came the tempic, crashing about the Phihstines’ ears, ng pee eroent In December, « var voriaé or . H. B.S | ‘atrs, John Bmitht’ RV.a iN Aaarens fecretary Board of Eance- | Notithe Carfares Concrete Replaces Timber. es i tion, GOth St, and Park Ave. ‘To the Editor of The Evening World: ONCRETE telegraph poles are coming into very gene use sections : fo the WAttor of The Brening World: | ,J8 1t proper for a dy to offer to pay| where those of wood are nut 20 readily accesalble, and in nome locations i Kindly let me know which ta-the best e carfares, buy theatre tickets, eto, ‘ they ara very economical A metal framework {s built up and the concrete formed around it, the pole being ootagonal and slightly tapering. At the top | mortives aro provided for the crossarms, which are neoured by metal bolts ‘“fbere wre aleo mortises for the we of linemen tn climbing, for her gentleman guest who has been t kee eae RshPOL forme to Sey dng invited to her home from out of town, fxg up a course In civil engineering. the lady being # business woinan of nd moa! Wilop Jf 1k ts mecemsary to take up lang means, : : f