The evening world. Newspaper, September 21, 1907, Page 10

Ny ‘ pais M4 “4 oo rate sei e i x The Evening World’s Daily Magazine, Saturday, September 21, 1907. Se a = She heb h>hos OLLCLPPLELTELGIS LELHPSHLHHHSHHS TESST HH PHTOPLOIDIHS SHISSHASHHH SHOT LOH HS ‘The Newlyweds ®: Their Baby & By George McManus y a! Publishee Dally except Sunday by the Press Publishiitg Company, No- 3 to Park Row, New York. | Ste PRECIOUS! (There now . Gte,! PUT : : d rt JLANGUS AMLAW, den-trees. 301 Went }tG Beet | WHAT PAPA THE ONLY MONE a eer ee at the Port-Oflice at New York as Second-Class Mail Matter. | BROUGHT FOR BABY START i ae Y spuioairintse’| Yor England and the Con- SAVING, BE HAD IN HIS Gubscription Rates t.. The Canade. ror, England srcountrles TOODLEUMS Ley BANK | U ed Staten, vee oe e58.75 in the International | A NILE BANK RI4H MAW : Postal Union. | ie LIKE ROCKEFELLER i Aelety SAY NKS To ——————___ J BY cB AN PAPA NILE PAPAL : PAIN | ONE WAY TO GET RICH. ae: VEEN Al = NE of New York’s unknown IN. BANK NEVER GET of) i ay millionaires tells how to become rich. He is Charles E. Appleby, of whom the public never heard until his name was forged to deeds used by the professional bonds- man. It was then’ disclosed that this old man had accumulated $30,000,000 worth of property. 1 He made it all buying and selling 4 real estate. He started without a i cent, lived economically, worked Rei ee hard, put all his surplus income fn real estate and all the rents and profits in more real estate. That is what the Astors did. That is the way that the richest families of New York made their money, just by buying land and holding it. Such fortunes lasted and grew of their own accord. Business houses rose and..fell. Mercantile, firms had their years of prosperity until the time of adversity came. Panics. swept away speculators’ profits. Fortunes of all. other kinds came and went. But the wealth which was represented by the owner- ship of land on Manhattan Island increased. year by year and its pos- ~~ gessors became richer and richer without further effort or thought of Mr. Appleby tells that he bought lots on the block on Seventh ave- mue next to Central Park for $450 a lot and could sell them to-day for $75,000 alot. “© Barly in life he made rules as to his investments. He never bought improved property except it was a great bargain, and he thinks he would have done better;not to have touched improved property at all. As he explains it: 1 make {t a universal rule of my life to keep the value in the land, not in the building. Land can't deteriorate, can’t wear out, doesn't need repairs, doesn't Wdemand. insurances. The value of and constantly advances, that of the building ‘constantly deteriorates. Hence 1 prefer to lease my {and to others to build: upon, » TO. THE OFFICE ! Va OH, GAGY'LL LET PAPA TAKE MONEY GACK UNTIL TONIGHT | Do You ‘THINK OF THAT! HE WON'T LET ME HAVE {T'S WORTH THE wALH TO THE OFFILE TO KNOW MY SON y TSI OIG TO BE A SPEND- Oe REALLY THINK HE. KNOWS THE VALUE , OF For Further Adventures of wor to lease it for purposes not requiring, big buildings. Take the slaughterhouse} - oo Siar The Best Fun of the Day by Evening World Humorists. That is substantially the policy of Trinity Corporation, the Astors, 'Ghe Newlyweds, Gheir Baby,’’ See Sunday World, Comic Section. encouragement to mae good. Why a buns of Engitah people. I was wise tm prpeech’ of thanks after the fo! they showed the pictures of Croker's hdrse winning the Derby, and h, and there a xo0d bill yet to come." bs Edward got_more hands than Oke: SCONES Und Any and Loule Zinsheimer and Able Worgle the Goelets, the Rhinelanders and the other great landlords of New York, ‘ ° By Roy L, the policy of long 1 where the tenant furnishes the working capital The = Chorus Gi rl. Mc€ardelt. j se, Gul Elen is an artist and isn't an im of Chevallier, Uke| baum and Dopey McKnight and rome other pals will see I get a good recep. eand the landlord receives his rent besides the increase in the value of 64 FV EE. {t's good to be back!” sald the Chorus Girl. “I've| most of those coster acts tm, but for my debut in vaudeville I preferred not ¢o| tion, but It's nice to have other friends planted In the house eo even your closest p i G been out on the road trying out my act, and I just} yo on first in New York where the same people who'd whoop !t up for you for | pals will think you're making good. It encourages them. the land. wish you could see some of my notices. There's | national pride in London would stand by and dare you to interest thom at home, “My song house will have some of its employees in the gallery, ao I won't nothing to {t nowadays but vaudeville, because the public | International pride would turn an American abroad who hellers ‘Get the Hook!’ | be left flat when, I say: ‘Now, altogether!’ at the chorus, Of course, they pio knows there's sure to be something on the bill that will] at home into boosters as uproarious as a bunch of ‘Hello Bills’ boosting for a) vide the whistlers, I've thought of a novelty in the way of having make good with them, but If they go to a musical play or @| feliow Elk ‘i ; é three boys in the gallery play the chorus on mouth organs, Of course, I expest melodrama that's a quince there's nothing to it but to hard] |. “Just the same, I maje good, and I can play return dates at nine and three |}{ will be imitated, but {t will be a big go and St sure will make the mooks face out and wish they'd spent the price of their seats for| in houses where I had to open the bill, and that’s going some for a new act. [that ain't wise to how songs {s made popular think. I'm a four-time winner. time I come out and shake my head mS something durable to eat. “I'm going to rest up a Httle and get booked, tf they place me on the bill “As I ray, I don't want no help from anybody. but 4f you ain't there with); “Don't ask me why I didn’t break in my act here in New| right and pay me what I want, righe here in New York. I ain't afraid now:|rosin on your hands don’t call yourself no friend of mine! i York. I wouldn't do it for worlds. Think of me trying com-| I've got the goods and I can get ‘em over the footlights, I don't ask nothing “They was #0 Klad to see me back at the flat t because they think Ima ing on with a lot of my best friends In front sending me | from nobody and my act goes on {ta own merits: I don't need any pluggers end| working now and will have money, but because they do me—that we just thought lemons! Never where I'm known for mine! I don’t ask for none, But at the same time, Kid, if you can @et a lot of your|had a good cry together, and then I got on the telephone and broke the mews “T’d rather put a new act on in London or Paris than I| friends to be in the house when I opgn you can show you ere-a.true pai by| that I was in town to Loule and Able and all inquiring friends. WY would in New York, because in that case you'll get all-the | seeing there's something doing when I come out. “No matter how much you are behind in your rent there's no place tike 7G, Americans abroad to come in and stamp for you. “Don't he afraid I've exhausted my repertoire after my third song, but keap| home. Atle and Loute and Mr. Burlap an4 Harry Trimmers took us oat te = = “Look what a reception Gul Elen got here in America. Who give him the|cailing me out, because I’m going to have an extemporaneoua recitation and] dinner at Murray's new piace, where it coaie—six dotlats for a planked steak, ; = = ‘Loo! S but what do you care so long ag somebody else pays for tt? And then “se But suppose everybody did this. Assume that sixty years ago Went-back to die fat and I did my act, while Dopey McKnight played @o- companiment, We made it up that we would’ go out and get a wash pitcher full of shop suey, but ax we didn't Save anything to bring the rice back In Dopey said he'd cook {t while we was out Eze “Phe obig boob foes arid puts a Whole pot full of rice on the gas stove while we was gone. and you know how rice ts! It commenced to boil over and Dopey used up everything hollow In the Mat, and when we got back with the chop suey the rice as bolling over and had pushed tts way into the dining room until the place looked like It had been visited by a heavy snow. “Dopey _said_we could keep {t til somebody got-married_and-then throw tt thé bride, but with oue bunch the popular song 4 —white-tha money stringer a See accumulating its great_tracts of land, every other man in New York had been equally foreseeing and invested every penny he had to spare in = buying 4 title to part of Manhattan Island.” oe nowt ceed Where would the money to build the houses have come from, and| * to equip the factories, and to provide stores? Obviously Mr. Appleby’s tenants and their heirs would be better off to-day had they become land “owners instead of business men and rent payers. < - ____ What made Mr. Appleby’s lots so valuable was that- other people ARG EOS did not follow his rule. Other people worked. They—biift houses, : } Z, j ~ Y 9 ; factories and stores. They manufactured clothing, articlés*of food, fur- 2 & a yy SAINTS i New York Th TO Funny Glasses niture and other thirigs of value. Instead of sitting idly by, watching As : ; By Irvin S. Cobb. the 'value of their land increase, they did the work which made that land valuable. Now Mr. Appleby and the other great landlords enjoy the benefits ‘of the values which the millions of Jess farseeing-and more _in- : ____-dustrious people-_created. eee) mouthoowhte open, the saitie ay the Gnale of a traijed-dog | : % x Give ME i ry act, barking @ vociferous protest because the sculpto¥ Two BUNCHES yp uidn't use the tace of gn sAmerican-horn woman: eas ‘ f A | The gentlemen are, of course, entirely right. But we ~ must carry the thing to a logical conclusion. We munt ime print the features of a Siwash squaw on the new dollar, Since we are going to be particular about it, we should certainly, get @ genuine American. It te a pity we couldn't find a likeness somewhere of a mound-butlder lady. So far es tlie evidence goea, the mound-butlders were the ariginal set tlera, but under the circumstances we musi do the beat we can, Therefore, I have suggested the’ Slwashes because they are a very old American family, and are- deeply rooted in the soil. So deeply rooted, in fact, that ff ts often diMcult to see where the soll leaves off and the Slwash begins. The ‘‘wash" part of che tribal name ls merely a poetic effect and has nothing to do with personal habite, Therefore, let us give three cheers for the §iwash dollar! But we must not atop the crusade with Feforming the previously unnaturalised dollar, In my humble judgment we should wipe all tho red stripes off the finest | | American flag, because, in a way of speaking, they stand for the blood that was | shed by a lot of Irish, and German, and Scotch, and French, and Polish tmmfe when Charles E. Appleby began-his -policy-and the Astor-estate was He Loves His Wife 4 oe ae By Maurice Ketten. From Hi Glasses to Green Gtasses. NEW YO! Sept, 2h D*: GREEN) Ao few excite die persons ara geee ting very much worked up on learning that the Government is going to pat the profile of an Ietab. dir] on the: new issue of colns. They are standing. straight up in m row, with thelr hends back and thelr Had everybody followed Mr, Appleby’s advice there would not be] 843. ¢ a house or store on Manhattan~Island. It would be as vacant and desolate as the goatville which the Astors own. Letters from the People. | izzextex- P mre Foor grants, who preferred G, Washington to G, Fourth. 1 would earnestly recommend, Llateted Shhh idm New York, Amsterdam avenue and One this suggestion’ to the attention of some of these gentlemen who seem to have To the Edttor of The Bvening Worldt Hundred and Thirty-eighth street, . | | ]| nothing of importance under: thelr hats at present except the parts In: thetr In answer to F. Deckman |régarding What Nationality? oo a he “Friendly Fy," F would why if he ts fn earnest, he ts certainly very milly. As prdomolilppad cel cabin Ls A Jowers marries in the United State: SAP Ie eee nee eee Or a German, born’ in’ Berlin, A. clalme the fy is a pest, tn dirty and a breeder (1). chi mah eff alscane Tte(leiaa bar ce Ray oc he ehlldren are Jowish, claims they mumerous pests, What do others tt TU Oe of this? I would call tt the dirty. mithy | chins Giles fly, if 1 were him i The “13” Superstition, WM, MARTIN, Albany. N.Y. | 2. the alter of Th Custom House and Post Office Po-| Jn er to W izin of * I also nee that the War Department, after getting the consent of “Fighting Joe" Wheeler's heirs to have the oldman buried in the National Cemetery at ‘Arlington, now refuses to let a record of his rank {n the civil war be engraved on the tombstone for which his family ‘pald.)To a man up a tree {t would appear that the Department fs pretty near as good a*.tbaking caverns out Oe doodle-bug recesses as the parties who “object to an Irtkh lassie's face on the amalgam dollar, Jop Wheeler did serve in the civil war, didn't he? Just wale any cold veteran who ran up against Wheeler's cavalry if he didn't But If the War Department in going to Insist that his monument shall show in Cuba it ought to bculp alt those ‘off the banes of the gates of the en by © man who fought on the ck in the sixties. Let's be consivtent, Green, only that he once spent-a couple of x Tauotations from the * | Nath Cemetery. I with Joe W ations. \ | about fo the Yattor of The Pix Will you tell me whili* the ’ ations for the Custom House and Post] Mscioles mat at meat to Office positions will take M. MILLIER, Newark, N. J, | We're a great people, at campalgrt orator will tell you, and me Baa ees “ y fe ove and iknoring the Ran clerkship? ones. ‘Two weeks hence ¢ wy will have Write to 1. 8. Civil Bervicn “Com. | ipa | which shows that et Join D. gives a milion Nlandard Olliveratty. Missin, Custom Houre, N, ¥ Bo ithe Maltoriatad ne: Ry eat 4 Jout in. Chicano he col hot a bilfon from the public at hare and Mane Bare Raving a noes’ to. Sith talong willl come. adie fronsiod patriot with Free Evening Law School. goes to Si ment, A claims that a man can To the Editor of The Evenings World | Freemason and still continue his ree Iathere a free-evening law school in| Ngious duttes, atten church, &e. this city, and tf so when the fall term | and Mying up to the rules of the Churoh ed be . Hintely a lat to 10%, and oa howise a-fre, Yours wonderingly, HL 1) idea about tiling around in bis otheryixe sterile ang mher of otherwise sane cl¥eens a stare in gasoeliir pesulutions ema Degins, and to whom I shonki-apply tor | (be being a Cathallc). B claims this ‘s Ree < Ha =i bes P.-E think most of thenr qill’eventually be Willing to-nccent @ fet of thewg ‘agmtseton. H.W. B, ‘an utter tmposstbility,. A yelaims the : 2 nosioum dollar if they 40 have a collean's face on’ them, tks \Witrpen the Collee fit the City ef Pope is a Greemason, @Vv.0. Wayne eee Hoes aia Sols Sen see bods gemen'e fare, oe , { Z ms ee FEO s} i & (3 ¢ i Rduablaasl alodd Viasat Sadia