The evening world. Newspaper, September 14, 1907, Page 10

sp ne gaa tele ade cae nh een ai inne mteep teenie _ . Evening World's Daily Magazine, Saturday, September 14, 1907. / POS$DH$99445429P PSSHOHS $$$ $924O4240F4oo2¢HH9H9 one Saraiod The Newlyweds %: Their Baby ®& By George McManus Fee ee ear wccomees| | ER REARD OUR Ri V now, Precious r E NOW 3A\ WASN'T THAT. “UNCLE Me OISTINAT, FERGUSON? HEAR THAT, FERGUSON ? tinent and All Countries | 86.7% | in the International Postal U EH . 60] One year. $9.75 | NO. 16,828, é 4 VOLUME 48, ICE AND MONOPCLY. RESIDENT OLER, of the American Ice Company, is quoted: as saying “An ice concern dealing in natural jee-cannot-be-a trust, It would be impossible. The Lord makes ice, and no one man or set of men can control the output.” If the word “monopoly” had been used Instead of the word “trust” the statement would be cor- rect. —) Nothing can be a monopoly with- out the exercise of the powers of government so to create it. A patent is a monopoly, because the Government, for the encouragement of in- ventors and with a view to the general benefits which result from labor- * saving devices, grants a seventeen-year monopoly to the inventor. A copyright is a monopoly created by government for the encouragement + and reward of authors. pee) ____A mailroad is a monopoly because the Government permits the rail- * road company to exercise the sovereign right of eminent domain cand to take to itself an exclusive right of way which no one else can use for transportation purposes. ji The Standard Oil is a monopoly, not because oll wells are not plen- tiful or because it has a monopoly of crude petroleum, but because it ha been able tg deprive competitors of equal facilities for transportation b) —ts raitroad |altiances-and—through-its- governmental given right to con- “struct pipe lines. A trust 45 not necessarily a monopoly. Such trade combinations as the Leather Trust, the Rubber Trust, the Thread Trust and the like, while oppressive and injurious, are not monopolies, because unless the Government allows them the exclusive use of some governmental func tion they are not able to prevent competition. The fallure of the Cord- age Trust resulted simply because it was not a monopoly. The Anthracite Coal Trust is a monopoly because the railroads, through ‘their control of transporting coal from the mines, compelled et dependent coal owners to sell out and thus combined the ownership of ‘ + ies mines and. the transportation of the coal. The monopolistic What Is Manly Beauty? 4 4 fe 4 By Nixola Greeley-Smith AND YOUVE NO-DEA-MR.- FERGUSON, HOW HE’S LEARNING TO TALK} DID You GET THAT. PAPA'S ‘ITTLE 7 Now, BABY HEAR HIM NOW, BABY SAY FER4Y, OLD BoY? CHATTERBOx ! WHAT 1S THAT — SAY, “TRAIN” “CMR. FERGUSON”! ON THE FLOOR? FERGUSON ? i A WONDERFUL For Further Adventures of “Ghe Newlyweds, Gheir Baby,’’ See Sunday World, Comic Section. ownership of the mines would not have been profitably possible without HE young women of St Paul's Epiecopal Church fal And I suppose if I were to point out to her my wholly different ideal of © 3 eombination with the railroad monopoly. VRLARDUET Coan ante conductine | wna tne? call @}manly beauty—providing, of course, I had one—she would feel similarly a sense = y beauty contest, to name the boys whoselof incredulous dlumay at yay lack of taste, eg kood looks entitle them to walk in the front ranks of the} have « colored maid whose only conception of masculine good looks 1s what | % church organisation of cadeta. The pastor says # soldlerishe terms a “nice fat face,” I know many women who consider any man of| © By Irvin S. Cobb. nould be as proud of his appearance as of his urjiform, ®°| gigantic dimensions and florid countenance handsome, If I were to formulate my | re ts not afraid the winners of the beauty ‘contest will be i ; ete not 8 own Ideal I would say It was Jack Spratt, provided he was really as thin as hin! From Hi Glasses to Green Glasses. Even if they are, their vanity must needs be of short! oy rer,make him out. For I quite sympathize with the Boston blue-stocking , lore donitorbac biiet iexperience /obilite Sandi womentwill eoseess sbeprpuls rather a person would be n to the last degree of atten-| ¥ han ‘ a ‘ conch tee Sees we are not alwaye, nor! s44 co: an the joast fota ssoxcorpaleat ae This paid) without detriment to ndee¢ generally, to the handsomes' rs 3 ae s In no subject is there such difference of opinion among ‘Manly beauty’. whatever it consists tn di not win any save very younx women as to what constitutes beauty In man, When I meet| "omen There Is a very general feniinine bellef—which, of course, may be alto- a man with languishing dark eyes, pink cheeks, rosebud |Bether an error—that handsome men are vain and fickle. I can see no par- Ns i tloular reazon why they should be, for ihe pretty woman's vanity ts fed by It 0 carefully curled moustache { have scarcely made up my mind that °. ihe pi a by tts neces eauine ea more objectionable than any other than I hear the|*ffect on man and the smouthnoas it lends to her life, but the handsome man | voice of some other woman saying in tones of unmeaatred admiration: ‘Have bets tara that aterner qualities are required of him If he would win dny save ce ay woman’ you met Mr, Jones? I think he's perfectly handsome, don't you?” 4 ailly woman's permanent regard. NEW YORK, Sept. 1t AR GREEN—What rict-Attorney—a Attorney, 1¢ T may, ney one of those ve gone plrouettiing: things and making our moat 4, ominent trust magnates le awake at nighta! But, mo our: better wisdom prevailed. We got the-rfent one, now we have the word of Mr. Weasley M. Olor that him we have a man who !s safe, sane und broad-gauzeds / It seems to me the people of this section hav overlooking the fact that Mr. Oler 1s one o! What gave the Ice Trust the monopoly In this city is not its con- trol over the sources of natural ice, but the alliance it made with the ti ° ° . . . city government atthe time of the Van Wyck administration, by which The New Mississippi Pilot, it obtained control of the piers at which ice was handled and of other humorats, govemmental functions which enabled it to €xclude its competitors. eS = By F, G Long. b sie : FRPP LRT Pe oc Anybody with a pond can cut ice. Anybody whose property borders needed Jtvi buti/antit: his letters edamie ‘publlal how tow" asi si @ fountain of real humor had been wedilne {t ee on a lake or fresh water stream can cut ice. They can sell all they can =-transport, avhich-In-most-eases: means. that thei consumers. are-limited.to the territory within the radius that in tha dry and musty recesses of a lot of office s: Oler ts happily gifted with « eof humor w where others could only find tears. Indeed, he ception of the. mirth cabinets. Mr, © find laughter, SO AEB Ol which Hes in little things thi—t he can. @ team and a truck can deliver to. one look at a ten dweller paying his last nickel fo: lamp eg, fee and go off tnto such convulsions of merriment rolls out of, To sell-their ice in this city they must have either wharfage facilities here or railroad yard arrangements. df they can find no way econom- tically to deliver their ice to the con- sumers they might as well be situ- vated at the North Pole as at Sauger- ities or Kingston or Maine. — = Mre-Oler-is-in- error saying that ice cannot be a trust. The (proof to the contrary is found im his own letters that it is a trust, and that he is the head of it, and that i Mr. Jerome, after a friendly conference with Mr. Oler, failed to prose- cute it, _ Letters from the People. his touring car. And how his erry guffaw does ring | independent dealer hits the wall hard enough to deat tt 1 other hui A GALIE OF CRAPS WITH A ROUSTABOUT | We have hac HLH. Rogern Doekstaver joc lamp. EL W the retort cou John D. Ros! abounds in sid from time to thm ss that made blown. out In dead the ti save Jamos Hagen Hyd = “Bow wow’? to Squltable Rulldings: % eto young men * to Succeed tn Lites ing comicalitfes and am celts, espectally thet’ ” passage whe lear old Joker eays one shoul j whom the ieft } doing. TEDOY st 4 T ean hardiy recall a funnier thing than T. FR WORKING UP-AN | lin anowing Ausuat Belmont to be the omc APPETITE FOR BREAKFAST || vextixation. True, I consede Chat Mr. Helimont Tacks necessary for u real Hmellght goat, but look what « e right hand kngmn h of the qualifi TAFT SHOULO GO ly tlme Mr. yaa LONG 7 eZ. having Dack In the wings. 7 there are some who would rather hand him the hick or the black{ack, thea T would designate the palm for him, mingled persaps wttt-X few of the ame blematic leaves of the siippery elm. I regard his bonr on ice as the b thing f ever heard on the stage or off, Others have claimed credit for tt, but T) fam tn position to why that Mr. Oler {x really the author of that immortal qulp} “wo are the inatran ot Fravidence, and Provitenca makes’ ulf this equal—the rich have all the ice they want in the summer and the poor Fe they want In the winter.”” Taaw_the front part of the new Cunarder come np the river yestenta ut an hour to spate, and so 1 had to before she informed that +t longer teteneey club to pars a corner where there shy basement ship, to tise the nautleat term, nnd some of these times when ae expects to be In port all day T thtale Tl) take a trip on her, It's quite a long walk, they any. Yours only had ab through going by, but Tam rv a given: point than ft talon a 1 three satoons She tn an five-r: ' The Face on the Coin f fe che Kuitor of The Evening World: t Reading that tho United States Gov- ‘ernment 18 about to change the head on} coine, 1 think It 1s a aname to cart 09) American girls aside and take a | shave in five to six minutes, tr J, EB. Fy Svening W pronunciation of fA pean girl for model. ‘Ihere are ¢ G. M. GORDON. aver \ i pretty American-born girls here w: “ . be R VST a ene Atta eda A Winn, B Quibbies i { < LIKELY TO BEPPEN Vivid ‘“ Drug Dreams.” F * y x . ead ON 80) s 1 think if Burope was choosing a « | face to put on coins they would 7 E these are the effec 1 ex of Mexico and New Mexico are addicted. Mescal . brittle drug, concocted from the dried Iqaved ofa: small which grows along the Ro Gra Its properties were first discovered by the Kiowa Indlans, who became so em: that {ts use was prohibited by law, As usual, though, the prohibition was ineffective, ‘The Indiana used (t in thelr religious r Havedor Wis, experimenting with {t in London, says Iridescent butterfly us wo OR ¢ i y ~ forms of the most glowing colors filtted before him!atter drinking tt. Myriada” a > vi of them formed Ilvibg arnberaues of superhuman design and hues beyond descrige THe B0ATS ~~ oA >) take one of our giris. “ney would be- @tow the honor on one of their own, % MINN AMERICA. People's Chorus, Cooper Unton, {To the Editor of The Evening Word | Where can I take alnging lessons at low rates? I cannot afford to pay mucn.|, ' au | Tt F Wants on Shaving. aved to | 2 as A ght to change his eee TAIT tion. Then he seemed to see a hollow, revolving vessel, upon whose mother-ofs Wo the Wiltor of The Bening World: peadps pearl surface played the most strange and brilliant coloringe ‘A reader complaina of the tertures of urls Too SLOW FOR THEO ; A 4 : aving. Hore are a few nte-On the | PL ENERGETIC ; ‘ tae How Prisoners Read. Genlle art: In stropping take ott | Wants & Nusiness suggestion. three or four strokes on the cany. fo the J la: i i T 18 rather pathetic,” sald a prison chaplain, “the way read cia) cstez arate on) Oa isa on 47 thelr surreptitious newspapers. It ts bad for the poor ‘allow create Br partestiy tate Donltrprastthera res “The prisoner who almply must read pastes with a bit of porridpe: lather on very thick, If bristies his Journal up against his cell door, beneath the peephole. He alta down gai : the floor a yard or two.away, and holds hix dust pan’ in ono hand and hin beual | in the other. In thin awkward and wearisome position, hin eyes nearly popping. are atif rub in the lather and put or } mpother coat. Take as few strokes with | | out of lls head from strain, he reads away for dear life He te tn 7 He forgets his doom,” hantains-. name upon hi sa without pern the razor as ble. Make them jong eteady strokes, except an the point of the ohin, where short strokes are necen- ary. Don't go over a place where you | #!P4!¥ eve once mcraped the lather off untii| » buy buld yo $o~ so me how to start? MEG, | : f : SLAYING AN What They’re Made Of, a Upon have put another coat ea or you | Here Ia a Poser, | (te ALLIGATO, EPSIN is made of the dried inter lining of the stomach of a calf, % Lpstlpadetwes of ttre peal Al- | Te the Bditor of The Drening World: | = ‘ WITH HH: P Gtycerine ts a byproduct of the soap tactery. won hand 1 the} Wovla you kindly tell me where and ora ELA 5ST Magnesia is extracted from a stone called dolomite ci Shin ght end mmocth over the part | now to get © divorce and the GETTING auch Galil BY Nie Wee? fae Anti-pyring, the famous fever cure, comes frofit coal, qweu am seragiag. Use serm weter. | way out of Itt ‘ Z Syrup of squills 9 mads from « seaweed. » 4 ‘ J)