The evening world. Newspaper, September 4, 1907, Page 5

THE EVENING WORLD, WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4,_ Newlyweds Are Flocking to Dongan Fills in Quest of Prizes For The Prectous Little Napoleons at the County Fair Thirty-two Acres of Grinning) Faces Welcome Them and} the Sole Applicant for the| Cash That-Goes to the Man| Who Looks Most Like Papa Newlywed. HOW THE LAMBERT SNYDER ~ ‘VIBRATOR CURES RHEUMATISM ~ and Immediately STOPS ALL PAINS | \There Is Only One Disease: | CONGESTION There Is Only One Cure: CIRCULATION | SED HOW IT Vinnatrs OLD-TIMERS OUT IN FORCE TO SEE THE FUN. sa ” NO MILK FAMINE JN.HER i SECTION OF JERSEY ya ger : of sufferers from the excru- clating pains and deformities of rheumatism; we waat to appeal to your own common. Eighty-two and Dead Game, Peter Maneée Drives in Trot- tense, You know that rheumatism & Sitecty au “a 2 2 due to poisons in the : ee ee wie ies ol main, Tha hoy cacao Wy AND for Twenty Years Without solsoaous dries that Grst ruin your digestion and then ACHES add to the foreign deposits In the blood and actually in- crease the rheumatism? g The only cure for rheumatism {s through elimination of the poisons in the system by increasing the tirculation of the blood through the parts affected. This is exactly what is accom- _ plished by the use of the Lambert-Snyder Vibrator. Simply press the curved end against the shoulder, hip, or other painful spot, and with one or two fingers slowly draw the hanging rod toward you, Ever Winning One or Los- ing the Desire to Win. TRYING TO KEEP UP TO THE IN GREASE IN THE PRICE OF PORK, Of course there are various ways to go to see a county fair, oabecially when the sigh board says it ls only three miles from New York. But {f you @re going down to see the County Fair =New York's own County Falr—at Dongan Hills, S. I. the very best thing to do im to can your auto, let your bit ef blue blood eat his head off in the stable and take the trip on the trolley. From the time the man at the ferry Wates at St. George shouts ‘Fair grunts fair grunte!'' through a megaphone— he speaks unhousebroken Englivi—tll you flash around a curve, and there be- fore you are the hump-backed tents and the flags, and the crushed grass smell &nd all the rest of it, you will be enter- tained on that oar if jou have an open ear,” -The main tople of _conyeraation— j Ghoy're all going to the fair—on the trolley is the Newlywed baby contest— fourided on the Everling WVorid'a pic- tures. That was a happy<thoueht of ? Beorptary Doyle, of the Fair Committee. | flee oder tam dim Mutien they sen Most of the mothers on the car, though, end eheenoe SROHeHRY euCe DHE S Fe are figuring on winning the prize for ; the baby that looks most unlike Napo- | Sommmotien overeat fey, commuters over in a sloop and get lost leon, the two-toothed kid Some of |!n the fox half the time, and they'd ahow up two days late for business. and th ush it away. It ment pinehaee the muscle or joint several thousand times a minute. This quickly ‘ dt if by magic, produces a warm glow—due to increased circulation of the blood, and sogn, 25 the pain disappears. To those who have vainly doctored and drugged for yeara, this seems absurdly simple, but the following endorsements prove that it does the work: No Drugs—No Danger—Quick Relief from Pain - Machines Will Read Both Heart and Mind iY Prof. Munsterberg’s Invention Will Re- duce Number of Divorces hy Preventing Marriages. - DEAFNESS AND RHEUMATiSM QUICKLY RELIEVED. recelyed the Vibrator all right; it certainly works lke a charm. My husband can hear me awe and he has not heard a sound for fifty years with his left ear. He can also hear much better with hia right. Brain fever caused doatneas. — He also had rheumatism In his right shoulder, and tt removed the pain tmmedtately. I cannot tell all {t has done for us. but we would not be without it if we couid not get angther. We don’t think we could do without {t MRS/ Cc. 8. SMITH. 804 West Anderson Street, Stillwater, Minn. There were twe vacant seats in the grand stand, says Mr. Doyle. Elghty-two and Dead Game.” And then, let's see. Oh, yes, there was Richard Channing Moore. You Know Mr. Moore? Old fellow with a ¢ STOLEN GIRL'S. FATHER HIDES Cured After Vainly Spending a Fortune. Feo Tena eat at fortune ia eorasans, baleine (wey hey claimed. cure them. but they were a sicnal failure. Sreeaa nee cee ST ANN, cede ce’ PY aa ne Se char eat a ob Guarantee HE ad ot Gly ied WM Saws atta apenas dont to the extent that I did not Ko to theatre. By Nixola Greeley--Smith. ROF. HUGO daupted. I MUNSTER- them, in Smutty Warties hats. are / #20 9 g , the Rete tend 2 doping out ther chances to win the! patier willie we tee ai relon want BERG, psychologist of Har- T our Vibrator th have been, Balok to. pincen of Rowena $8 peluerocteted tor, She all who franise BP) | Ove trottingamstchossrin vard, has invented two little} | ry t most closaly to cite little Mrs. Newly- | of°the hortes theories 2 Peaches tia (reveal ian toed sthe | 7 days. If it fails to eco eng wed. This afternoon will pee the ciose at the conte: A Jone man sneaked into the Newly- ‘Wed contest tent to-day and whispered to Mrs, George W. Stake, one of the Newlywed Judges, that he was in the Funning for the Newlywed pero prize. He opened and shut his face twice and went on the books. Go far, no one else in his class has showh up, and he looks Uke a winner hands down. The Newlyweds’ tent containa « tame ° gone by. Thelr eyes brighten, though, shen Peter Mance breezes by behind Lord Bromley. Pete's been drivii nigh onto twenty years,-so Mr. Moore will tell you. and never won @ race yet, E game—dead game—and eighty- wo! All the queer folk from Sandy Ground aro here, too, The Parkers and the Sanders“and the Williees—all old New York-atock, but they've lived by them- se:ves down tn Sandy Ground and never ‘mixed much with the outside world, til} their blue eyes are a bit watery ‘and ghetr ching wil! show do exactly what we claim bring it back and we will prompt- ly refund the full purchase price. most secret thoughts and the inner-| most feelings of the human heart. One, called the automatograph, records with pencil and paper in- voluntary writings of the person to whom it is attached through emo- tions communicated through the for Florentina, After New- tDe- mands of Black-Hand, Hur- ties Family Away. FFE! CALL OR WRITE AT ONCE. Thousands of our VIBRA- went 45.00 mech But iu order to tngure a mach sale; we are offering them, bor, with full directions for self treatment of . WOMAN or CHILD, ‘each, Of securely wrap! at $2.85." This remarkably low Petro Florentina, father of stx-yrar- ol Florentina, who was stolen while walking on the street near her home, DON'T WATT. TORS have, been sold a ed in 8 OER tor a itmalted. tite at $2 photographer, and every contostant. for F¥ arm. No. M3 East Eleventh street, by mem- i lor a the largest manuf orators In the world, export- arn SE No. U3 ¥ mth street, ice is possi ble only becanse we are Besecsalt ™ nich, aie the prizes has hie or her picture taken: be bers of the Black Hand society, mor > ~ See wrdg-to EUROPE and ABIA, and owning all the v we if sia The other, the pneumograph,] Hr, of te ee ii tomernde to BURGEE and ARIA, and ong il tne valuable pelea ender whieh they 4s | Tecewed more threats from the kidnap- pers, and, fearing his other children will be carried off, has sent them to the country, Fiorentina has done nothing to ald/ . the police in their search for his little Gauxhier. Ho m, and although he admitted yesterday he had received threatening letters since his child was stolen, to-day he denies that he The Judges will look them over and see How nearly they approximate to the | where Originals, Thore’s a prize. too, for the | t* cell buby that looks least like Napoleon, and! p) that’s what all the mothers are out for, | Pens, wre, giant porkers Zhe Picture man ia busy with these | ian who beaus the band singing. Onl bewoutn one thing wakes them up—the man with Thirty-two Acres of Grinning Faces. ther ewill mn grunte: ~~ To-fay is “children's day" at the falr, and some fifteen thousand school chil- fon, of its immedite curative powers ee rorderi roe ‘by mall, WITH PRIVILEGE OF 7 DAYS’ TRIAL AND MONBY AE FUNDED IF NOT SATISFACTORY. Write To-day For FREE BOOKLET, vt Tells You All About Vibration. Lambert Snyder Co. Dept. B 88, keeps tabs on the breath, chronicling every deviation from the normal caused by emotion. Then there is an aunxillary ap- paratus, the sphymograph, to mark! the heartbeats of the subject, which most sensitively reflects his feelings. I suppose the inventor of these USE THIS FOR MAIL ORDERS. . LAMBERT SWYDER CO., Dept. B 38. 41 W. 24th Btrest, New York City. Enclosed find money order for §2.85, for whicl One Lambert Suyder Vibrator, One Book ef Directions for Self-Treatment, One Vibratery Treatment Mantkin, SAVAIENT VE Law ae Ow 1D OP. IG! And the Sandy Grounders’ eyes fill dren of Greater New York and nearby with pleasure. “He's sure a grand pis.” say, cities of New Jersey aro’ in possession of the falr grounds. From early morn- {ag unti! noon, when the fair opened tor the day, the trolley-cara and traina from the municipal, Mllzabethport and| “Over near the pigs ts a long tent . _ Bergen Point ferries were jammed to| whose occupants are quite as indifferent the husband o. lover that walketh not the narrow path of truth once his Pepe ARRAY pits rans pet city Btate. their fullest capacity with mothers and| {)/ (8 EDs ane moon will find Pat| Wife or sweethea: ft the Munsterberg invention. that Florentina could ‘tell who carried onbihent etna eR ee) PROTOS Here you will find Pat, etheart learns o Mt re ~srammtenaiien. |Off the girl if he close. Capt. Shaw thet Hitte-opessrho- were anxious to} po take advantage of thé free admission. ‘Tpe fair iteolf is thirty-two acres of grinning fsoes, and just a plain old-tash-| © FE, Stevens, of Glens Falls, N ne It was not for the detection of the siippery-tongued.. sentimental Tar qo to Beller joned fair, From old Jim Butler, of Bo: | y little bog-trotters| that these machines were contrived, however. “ They have already been tried|vue Hospital to-day to see If he could gardus Corners, down to Harry Bam. | Qwaed. for ex-Senator Henry lon Harry Orchard, the Idaho criminal, and {f the result 1s successful, will| end mac thos ae engeh bee Uini, who had entered a rabbit, a mon- | Stevens also owns the huge 220-pound. be of wide use in criminal trials. police yesterday. The boy now, how: | key and two Kittens that couldn't be | Normandy bull that looks so wickedly Perhaps at the next Thaw trial, when Mrs, Evelyn Nesbit Thaw steps ever, ie out the juriediotion of the Wooaied, every one..Was {ull of smiles, ‘The owner, sf the monkey and the other exhibits smiled because Ed Doyle smiled when the owner told him of the stray livestock. Otherwise, he said, Would twye cried. Jim Butler smiled because he js ninety-two years old and has never missed a fair'at Dongan Hills singe they started giving them. Hin eid gray mare Betty smiled too when|¢ she paw what spry young foliere—and wale there were spinning round the track while the grand stand yelled Bome of the best that trot and pace mere there, and the three Central Office men that were remarked hovering about the beer tent—where they sell anjjnch of beer between two of foam on top andof glass on the bottom, were report= ed tohave gathered in over half a dosen tiand-bookmen. No serious damage was @one to any one's pocket, though. @taten Islanders are pretty canpy, and ag for the New Yorkers. trotting waa bit strange to them. and they went. Aight on It, ‘The committee's most serious troubles Wore enoountered when James Henry, of West New Brighton, showed up with ® couple of alligators, Jim Dogle put them In the poultry tent at first) but a deputation of feathered exhibltors—thar fe, exhibitors of poultry—waited on him that might happen, and so the sdurians | were homoloas for a while, till 4 dope-| bimself Into the sea from the sun, deok AAR AAV Tike ee ree ine we Strona on chasaiticaaea {ofthe ailip on Avg. 38 and waa drowned. |automatograph, pneumograph and ephymograph. How else might he sound | Ment wee mated Be AaeEe queen Naphtha S ae owed up. They nent over to the {lout hate water WARE TOME: | the dopthd and shoals of Angelind’s fluttering whlaper that never, never had | “sine Gy Halts gctectives c ap a oap. | ; cs ; ; east of Belshazzar” tent for Bill Tufts| and. succeeded in getting a line under |the lips of man met hers before! We aiinek Hanoer:* Se Caeele. | No interestno extra charges of any kind. Delivered <the only Arab barker_tn_captivity—aa | bls “arms. It took twenty minutes, to The-Nemiyweds ate fat in In households where|]] free. Protection cover and revolving stool free, sissies coved ie oes, NE Sulit naler Vase” was] WHEN EDWIN ASKS ANGELINA TO WED, ~~ _|hiGicl ty Sein she = Soe ree ii A : cs day : se |, ete! Cooper Store, 5 ental things like that. After « heated But in destroying these pleasing fictions of love, which we all belleve| -lie® ® ped, Man, And froin ‘it is used, boiling the ; : executive session, the detiily of | which 4 was Imposalble to learn, the (gators ‘ware put in tho agricultural department "Why?" “Because they, grow on tho | Nile,” said Jim Doyle, and youchsafed no fur- | ther reply, but hurried out to try and} coax Bill Corcoran to sing “Every Lit- they ‘and hurry. kway overcomd ‘with emotion toward the tent where garden truck ss and big round apples and mel- ona and everything thst ine weil-regulated garden {8 out im fat row! Ban O'Reilly” sald belongs jooks » like visitor yesterday. Pat te. H one fair out of his little red oyes at the sight- nesta WhO” pase and: Tepaée Bim. ex— claiming at hia bulk Who {s.the quiet ttle man in overalls who hovers about the cattle tent givin; pat there and a wisp of hay there ani word to all the munching crew? |The hired man,” you say. Got you there. That's Mr, Stevens himself, ‘Well, It's a wonder he wWoucdn't dress the part,” you say. Mr, Stevens has ore hundred and thir- four cattle on exhibition, and they a one-ot the most—Intereating foatures of the fair, LFAPS FROM DECK OF LINER 10 DEATH Steamship Loses 20° Minutes While Quartermaster . Attempts Rescue. Richa Vatter, a German, who was a third-cabin passenger on the Hamburg- Amorican liner President Linooin, which docked to-day from Hamburg. threw Nae SRNR mee Tey Tae USES OXALIC ACID TO PUT END TO HIS LIFE.| Insurance Clerk Was Despondent Because Unable to Stop Using Drug. fiendish contrivances belfeves he is benefiting his race by gtying them to the world. Certainly he cannot realize the deadly peril to lovers that lurks fu them. _ + They have been called truth-compelting machines, and woe be unto WILL BE A BOON TO WIVES. to the stand; the automatograph willbe adjusted to her arm by order of Distriot-Attorney Jerome, and the pneumograph tfnstalled to register the variations of her breathing. “Take the witness's breath! Pnt down his heart beats.” may be the first remark of the-prosecuting officer in criminal cases hereafter. But the effect {1 the courts will not be half so startling as the revolu- tion created in the Nome, where the Munsterberg machine will be a boon to wives who now waste time and invite wrinkles by worrying as to whether John’s excuse for coming In at 4 A.M. was true or not. There will no longer be a need of tearful vigile at the window pane, of hysterical re- preaches upon bis entrance. and perhaps a mute, smouldering feud for sey- eral days following. EXCUSES WILLHAVETO FIT THE EVIDENCE The moet righteously jealous wife newd only smile sweetly when her hueband, comes in, adjust the automatograph to his arm, note his breathing by means of the pneumograph, and finally apply the esphymograph to his heart beats.» The result will show indubitably whether he really was de- talned at thé office by Important business, really had to take an “influential buyer” out to dinner, or whether that bogie of all unhappy households, the “other women,” has him in thrall. Before tharriage, when Edwin in burning accents tells Angelina she is the only girl he ever loved, sho may break into the middie of his impas- sioned plea by requesting him to stop till she can run upstairs and get the sutomatograph. She may even carry a complete Munsterberg outfit in her jbandbag or) suspended among the jangHng ornaments of her chatelaine belt. As for Bdwin, It would bd Just as easential that he should have his own sentiment will disappear. Indeed, only a few cold storage facts that have come down to us from Adam and Evo will remain. The lover's riotous fancy, chilled by the Munsterberg machines, will disappear, He will not i fear his fate so much, but the automatograph more. ‘In order not to fall victim to its denunciation he) will have to speak his mind about like this: way. Florentina believ: Uttle’ girl will be murdered. and other children owt of the oity yea- lerday, and t Map was an: with Louisa when merely because we prefer to, much of the fine sheen of the dream fabric of | Ha: c has been communicated with in any if hé tals his Flocentina determined to his wife kK them to the home of a ova to take Njcola Florentina, aenall-eon-of-the family, who wae e Wks watched up Yeen €a the oxygen my The: ERVE the +4 of th i MOTHER TO SPANK 17-YEAR-OLD BRIDE Truck Driver Who Figured in Elopement to Be Prose- cuted as Abductor. “Just wait tm I get you home and I'll attend to you,” said Ellen E, Moore, an athlete and Sensible looking woman, ‘to-day as she led her seven- teen-year-old daughter May trom West Side Court after May’a recent husband, Joe Console was held in $1,090 bail on @ change of abduction, The mother looked slippers at her daughter as #0 spoke and the girl stopped weeping for Joe in antictpation of what awaited her at homs, May witended a few dances with Joe Console, & truck dtiver who Uved next Wour at No. ss, twice hee ace, be Joe asked plexion I think he belongs " Mrs. Moore told the couldn't furnish t to fall The. Benefit ball , clothes is a thing of the mith of the M GUM8, TONGUE, THRO, healthy condition of SALIV. They DESTHOY the ge jn aR. | nditions of ‘the mi without a , And are not mus j earrieg handily \in poe! i Neat Caswell-Makeay's, Hee Uniyersa) Drug and ail’ firet- 82 Frankfort t.. N. ¥.” No, 10.806 UBter’ Pare Food and Drug et. No invention of re- cent years has done so much to rob wash day of its drudgery as Hp eG. | past; and nine clothes up and 41 West 24th St., return of Vibrator in good condition. It is understood that if after 7 days trial I find yout Vibrator does not help me, you will refund the price on Btreet and No. .c0+sesecsensceccencersrncwnceseesee WHNHE Wolfner is the best piano in the world sold at $250. Best in » WE know it, and we want YOU to know it. tone, touch, construction and finish. closest investigation by piano experts. Tt will stand the It is made especially for us, and is guaranteed by us and the manufacturer, lQ ! Wolfner Pi ano 1 Ss <=) z Kas S Come in and try this piano yourself. about any point you wish the better for us. No Money Down---°1 a Week - See our regular advertisement on page 9. lywed and Their Baby Question us The more you know about it, tenths pe Adventures of Mr. and Mrs. Netw-= of thé hard rubbing of| down | Sixty-four Pages—Lithographed in Colors—Hlluminated Board Covers | tla Bit” once cmore. BIII obliged, ‘but : “Angelina, I love you. { have loved others, but {t bores me to think | hho ot the corne:. However, tae yee ine, Gouverneur Howtat, (nis |S2Oue them how. You are not the prottiest girl I ever saw, nor the bright. | Is Yours-- the washboard is done| PRICE $1.00 Mr. Doyle reported that there was afternoon rons the atoereani ocd oxalic eat, and : me the ms tee eit ent taal §n the baék." I want to . | oe ; : | (“KF Wornp oF¥IcEs fight in the grand stand yesterday, all | Sid, polaon which he fen with | got /married because hotels are lonely, Ing-houses {mposslble, and 1 ) da -Hi away with. DING, Park 1 1400h Sty near 3d Aves brought on by Bill Corcoran ahd his ma‘Pearl viront aad until @ tow wecks | think you'are a nice, good girl who will not keep me busy shoolng off your Leave off coffee 10 days and try | ay : NG LaE | Washington ete: caed ae eee ie tee er ce{ an idourance companys, 2+ * CFE PY | other admirers, and will make a fine housekeeper and a capable mother. | 5 cents a cake. All Grocers DANTE ATEN ! See ee 4 REECE cae rar a IPOSTUM] : me oor from Torhpkinaville and his wife, and | In his pocket was a note addresred to | It strikes me such an offer would not seem particularly attractive to’ KS — A VERY FUNNY BOOK phe said “What 4 grand man 1s) young Corcoran!’ and—well, you know Balch nga it te mhen. a toloy. tie hia alstor, Bisa Ellis, of Gravesend. In the note Hilis said that he) was tired Grug. habit and tbat he hed’ decided to rug habit t he had decided to { even the last rose of summer left blooming alone. And yet, once the Munaterberk machines get into general use, that {t what popping the ques- téon ts going to sound like~- “There’s a Reason” No Extra Charge for It | Aavertisements for Tha World may be left at any American District Messenger TRADE SUPPLIED BY SAALFIELD PUB, CO., 156 5TH AVE, \ \ i