The evening world. Newspaper, August 27, 1907, Page 10

che Evening worla’s Daily Magazine, Tuesday; August 27, 1907. LLLDODSEDSHOSSPS HE SS PHSHISHLOHHS LHP SHADED LOSSISH OHHH SHEL Sth oh>ootoeoooooss Publishes Daily except Sunday dy the Press Publishing Company, No. & to al Park Row, New York. S0BEPR PULITEE, Pree, 1 Fave 2. ANGUS BMAW, Rec. | Entered at the Post-OMce at New York as Second-Class Mall { Wypecription Mater to The) Canada, Boning Word for the | POOORISODIOOOONLGN0000G Tie Oe The Newlyweds « Their Baby % By George McManus -— t ATT : oy) = Soe wing MAMAS Urne { DOES PAPAS ‘ITTLE ’ = ( MAMAS PRECIOUS ee : WHAT DOES. OH, LOOK, SNOOKUMS / \ TooDLEUMs . WANT TO SLE ( eas ATTLE APPEE SWEETHEART? ethirn a }) WANT SomPUN® - \ PICTURES IN GOY TAKE PAPER ? t HE 1S INTERESTED od States, | One year. + FLD ES ALREADY ! Ore month. PURGE THE BAR. A 7 the annual meeting of the American Bar Association, at Portland, Me., yesterday, a proposed Code of professional ethics was Te ported. The committee having the matter in charge admitted ~~ the necessity for. af elevation of the standards of lawyers and fora reform | Of legal methods, There is urgent need of this. es 2 Every big act of scoundrelism finds some. skilled lawyer ste¢ring jt Every stock fraud, every tnist incorporation, every manipulation of life ~ Insurance assets, ever’: traction merger, ‘every theft of high degree has a number of skilled lawyers engaged in saving its perpetrators from they Penitentiary. | oy “|. Without lawyers such things could not be. iy A. remark of Mr. Whitney in praise of a most distinguished lawyer fs often quoted that his value came In telling the Metropolitan officials SE e | : ““how they could do things.” * 1S LOOMING, AT Er oH Bae) 00 You THINK ; D4 : i ( 3 Any lawyer can tell his client how to be honest. SSAIHE Society: OL BET. HE'S } 1's THE { HE'S GOING To be honest requires no lawyer and an honest man has no occasion GOING 10 Haru p ; Bp \ picture oF: \\ To GE ONE, i! for a cluster of expensive counsel. To steal successfully does require WS Set \ Y =: { PRIZE } PSS Lovey, y@droit legal advice. How to keep hooks falsely and to bum or hide (int! fe) 2 FIGHTER! t;them-at the prope: time; how to issue bonds and pocket the proceeds; y SS : how to over capitalize franchises; how to hide railroad rebates; how to Horm a trust or a monopoly and still keep out of jail, is the kind of advice for which the biggest fees are paid and which most distinguished lawyers supply. : It is somewhat comical that In thls committee on professional ethics |. 7 Id be found the expensive lawyer who advised J. Pierpont Morgan's bonds syndicate which The World a decade ago exposed and who was galso an attorney for the elevated roads and one of Mr. Whitney's law: fyers. Another member was one of the lawyers who advised Collis P. «Huntington in that railroad buccaneer’s expioits. A third committeeman Mhhas not been averse to acting as counsel for the Standard Of! Company. Of course this committee was unanimous in denouncing “ambulance | “ghasers” and little lawyers who take negligence suits on contingent fees. "Were it not for contingent fees many people whom street rallroads and other public service corporations injure would be unable to secure a aw- lpyer to prosecute their claims for damages. The committee also con- pe ees ooe/The Jarr Family’s Daily Jars ye yy yx By Roy L. MoCardell| Solving the ““Masher’’ Problem ‘The bar needs to be reformed. It needs to be purged more than gs HEN are you going to take your vacation?) about schemes and ideas, You've been speaking about getting back in th By Nixola Greeley-Smith ‘vany other profession. W asked Mrs. Jarr. harness—it doesn't look to me as !f you are going to get out of It” 0 7 “Next week, I think,” replied the Jarr family “You are about half right, old lady! Jd Mr. Jarr musingly. ‘'f think th But just as it is puerile to begin the enforcement of the laws agains: ‘Aarceny by arresting pickpockets and letting the heads of the public ser- |_| *vice corporations of New York go free, so it is ostrich advice to seek to purge the.bar by beginning with the ambulance chasers while attorneys for railroads are promoted to the bench and their successors draw salarie | from collossal crime greater than any fence can earn from handlin |eburglars’ spoils. ; meal Ucket, “and I tell you I'll be glad enough to get away| older we grow tae more w» loso our capacity for enjoyment. We Ket to workin trom the shop and have two weeks with no-businese-cares} and striving and-working nt!! we -do-not_know how to have a holiday. I su; or thoughts of work to bother me! When I shut the door| pove it {s much things that make men advance and the world prosper, but what’ of the office behind me, that will end it for me. A lot of the use of it {f It only inakes a machine out of a man? We work harder aa Ww: people think so much and worry so much about what's) grow older and make more money, but we buy more thinge or think we ne« xoing on at the works that they might Just as well have, more things and we are just a» hard up at last as we were stayed at thelr job; but nothing like that for me!” “Never mind,’ said Mra. Jarr, cheerfully, ‘You and I will go off some pla “I don't see why you didn't take your vacation earlier,” | um a trip together. We won't take the children and we won't bother about an:- said Mrs. Jarr. “It’s strange to me that you should go|thing. We'll go to some beautiful wilderness and you shall hunt and fish, ar iway Just at a time when other people's vacations are over.” | we will camp out and go rowing” — ers. How may a young woman annoyed by an nger on the street or in the cars repel his atten- “cc HAT should be done with the masher problem?™ « It's the eastest thing in the world. Simply make him , of, If there Is no opportunity to do this, of you. A very pretty girl of my ac Was going uptown in the elevated not long >. An elderly over-dressed mash got on at Twenty- urd street, dropped into the opposite her and i ‘s a It needs io professional code alphabetically numbered trom A to H ‘That's tt, exactly," sald Mr, Jarr, “If I go away any-| “That's the ticket!” Mterrupted Mr. Jarr, excitedly, “That's a real vacation orthwith began the masher's exerclae of treading ‘ “t tell an honest vhat his duty ts. ¥Jord where I want It to be where I'll not be-bothered with a lot| “We'll go boating and sailing, and we'll Just rough {t all around. We'll gn t Pr Net OS anata ne mont: RinLNO Ta ental COOy eee epe Rebus ti noucsn DAT oo eelsy of fool people on thelr vacations. I want peace and quiet, I| some place in the wilderness where there are no telegraph or telephone wires or akirta aside ull her own well:shod feet became plainly The committee have' collected a good deal of interesting literature | ao. 1 want no hotel euchre parties, no Willie boys playing mandolin, no giria) and T'll forget that there are such thincs aa work or worry, for two wesks, and z ecle eskeai aun! is aN RSTn Cee eos q t inni vi : i 7, Harty dancing two steps on the piazza, no straw ridea, no gossip by old hens in rocking | You'll say to yourself; “he children are being taken care of by Cour.) Emily | gazed long and pointe 1 \ roots, i ad beet a beginning with the ethical code promulgated in 1683 by King Christian | chajrest want to be alone and aulet on my vacation.”’ ‘and are all right,’ and then you won't bother or worry about them or the house) hastily withdrawn, Her attitude was not one of indignation, but of simple V. of Denmark; Dr. Samuel Joknson’s lawyer's Prayer, composed in “Do you expect summer resorts will keep open for you alone? asked Mra.|¢T the servants or anything!” amazement: It seeme! to call for an explanaton of some welid phenomenon. 4765; the Geneva adyocates’ oath and other docu A 5 Jarr. “When all the other people you mention go home the placer will close. Am I Mrs. Jarr looked a little lesa enthusiastic at this. Other people in the car tttered, and the: brazen masher, looking supremely ; J er ments of historical; not to be considered in this vacation matter? I need one. I need a change, and) “ON. NO," she sald, “it won't be necessary to go #0 far away as that, and I| miserable, got off at the next station ‘and literary value. What have these to do with railroad rebates, traction | i'd like to go some place where there was fun, dancing, parties and such things, | Wud worry If T were where I couldn't get word about them, and I think the ‘Another sirt_wae Cie aiene Mannattan ayenue, when « dapper blond ve se HERE i = i ens crow -hat-are-you looldng for m lonsome, deserted place for?’ | enfldren should have two weeks at the mountains, too, and, dear me, that will | youtn appronch rom the rear and maid i : i is gers, trust monopolies and tite insurance graft: Even the ambulanc Bf sore be ae aaa Dow romaiaias Sot inter neat eet neg your pardon, but aren't you Miss Alice Le Grai a. q “Beoause I can't be bothered or annoyed,” sald Mr Jarr “I want to think | o*! & J : : ardor . ela ieee een + chaser was not known in those days. up rome busthesx schemes, plan out a half dozen ideas or so, and In short. be| “1 thought we wouldn't take the children?” nala Mr. Jnrr | she replied, calmiy aa The one pledge for the lawyer to make is that he will not d Ih good shape to 40 some good work and plenty of It when I come back. Thats| ‘Dont you want them to get the fresli alr and the sum and be built up befora| “I. thought yauaxeres Mey I walk with os Fi ova tinued the euth 5 at “il! not do any-| !" ; moodhy : [Ba Re ee nee | -Awhy, yes," drawled the young woman in cool, even agreeable tones, “tf if 2 what a ¥: tion's for, isn't I | schoo! egins? | | a = a eh : | ippore.they should have cation, too.” sald Mr, J “geatt {t | You lke, as far as the nearest policeman. ~thing-as-a lawyer that-he-would-not do as an-honest- man, + You just sald you Wantédto forget-ai about-yosr work and get-away-trom} see Lasuppors 12 °y snows arouse veenicll ots raid ae saree 2 hth Ree ieee ie batdoGeS: midneniked stharatamker ann deal preicitarty foe ee That is plain enough. : IialL ug eald Mra ares ‘ from the office, you know. Something might happen that they'd need me.” Morningside Park. ag If,a burglar offered an honest man a share of the spoils for hi “Did It" said Mr. Jarr, ‘taken somewhat back. “Well, I think tt would be! And I couldn't oO far away from the children,” sald Mrs. Jarr ppose, Still another malden errant, going up the subway steps at the bridge some i“ Beadvice hel honest sounewould kick thet 1 CHER ithe IS] patter for me !f I got some use out of my vacation, rather than go on a laziness| the house would catch on fire or they’d get wick? What's the use of going any-| time since, heard the still small voloe of a strange man whisper, "Where are j c 2 ; urglar out of his offi, spree and come back so out of touch that {t would take a couple of weeka more) whe {U's getting cooler? It costn a lot of money to go away with a fam-| you going?” # | notify the police and the proposed victim. If a murde ceaand ae a got rightly into again.” SRE Saat ihe aie many things I could de with the moncy.” “Where am I going?’ she repeated In full,’ contralto tones. ‘You're going 7 t sf ae ‘ rer came to an peo that I'm to have a nice vacation,” afd Mra. Jarr, “with you bothering “Well, we'll see,” eald Mr, Jarr. pi eee to jail $1 you don’t stop speaking to strange women!’ Neediess to say he j honesf" doctor and asked adyice as to the safest and most secret poison Msappeared. These three incidents embody the correct treatment for the oh actor iw ¢ a = 7 ieecicaiarat eel Severe a SITE masher. the doctor would kick him out and take measures as a good Citizen to Don't be afraid of him and he will be atrald of you. Show him up as pube 1 Prevent injury being cone. ‘ : ill H tl ff H ] H. Meth Hely as posibte If he Insults you. Every one ts on yo i : Bean cameos. i Dll Hustle, of Harlem. <2 &2 &2 ByAHi PMGUNTGSSCD, ay aes eae eter gn a ee eee aed and Brady or any one else asking his advice as to how most safely to i Steal the pennies of the people of New York? Wily should an honest HELLO, JULIA! BET A CENT SHE NOT READY ? : 5 POEs 2 i lonest F WHY, WE'LL BE & 1 1 Jawyer five advice to Jacob.H. Schiff as to the way to escape the-peng!. GRROEN GET READY. \ IE RRBEAGY, \ LATE AeAIN if J ust 1 M inute, Sisters ! of the insurance law? How can an honest lawyer advise Edward H. SEAN gaa oanNeseos C BS Briefs for Insomnia Victims Harriman in his syndicate manipulation of railroad assets, his looting of Co iG a mine and Alton and his present endeavor to possess the Ilinois| | } caLLN Ai By Helen Vall Wallace. » Central? | - A | ‘OID stimulants, Nothing more exciting than chocolate or weakest tea, The man who has committed a crime is entitled to be heard in his de- w Y SX ZG A Pree rite rach abel vaunted aptic dane cerreatlytener aA ae “fense, and it is the Jawyer’s duty {0 prepare this defense for the criminal Just as it is the doctor’s duty to prescribe for a sick man although his “sickness was the result-of his own vicious hatits> Hut the lawyer! ty, to the criminal begins and ends there. He has no right to advise 2n in- otending criminal how to commit crime any more than a doctor has the “right to advise an intending murderer how to commit murder, Common honesty is an ethical code in itself. sede | y if Drink plenty of pure dintilled water Drink often; first thing in morning and last at night. iB * . ° . . . __Eat salad of lettuce and young onions, with a plentiful dressing of pure ollve of and lemon juice—never vinegar. Chew é€very mouthful of feod you eat at least thirty times. u . . . . ° ° Exercise abundantly and always breathe fresh afr. Many people He awake because of a bedroom's insufficient ventilation. You can have a good circulation of alr In your room and still keep out of a draught. * * * * * . A glass of hot milk sipped slowly at bedtime has given many a good nights sleep, Le _|\ Letters from the People. ae —— HEY, THERE | THE DOORS \ Selon’ 0 *: *, ¢ T'S ALWays— \ (ie) a N’T N A lukewarm sponge bath ere sleeping and a vigorous rub afterward (remem. purTon ye a 2 \ PES) CREAN i DONT: OFF bering that you must be youd own mebber to get results) work magic, ial < my . * * . * * \ ow BUTTON mE 44 To Check “White Plag | they mrowt over meat, nan and bones WEE 10 MINUTES) BNE If you faithfully try all the foregoing, etther individually or collectively, and Ree res ine Frenne SYorls hte ’ % os fail to woo Morpheus, here's a Yemedy that will never fall, unless all known read of a magistra rs b who discharged | @ consumptive, Why did he not com- mit him to some Jnatitutlon where they take core of consumpttves? How ca the “white plague" be suppressed wh People tn the last ata germs and others ta laws of health are ignored. It in worth. just. $1,000 Here ft js: Go to bed. Lie flat on your back with arms at sidex, Haye a low pillow, a rather hart bed, with downy, lght coverings, and abundance of fresh air, Relax entire body and make a vacuum of your mdnd. Do not hold yourself on the bed, but let the bed hold you. Now you are ready to begin. Imitate the panting, of @ Ured dog, but pant through the nose, instead of the mouth, (Now you are Inughing, of course, ‘That's the Idea! This Is a laugh-oure, partly.) Pant away. |@nd not over mix’ 18 st tho outcrop- LATE NOW ! ping of the primttlve brute instinct s Daey never quarrei or ngnt. AL, MALLS Defends Natioual Guarda, To the E rt of The Evening World | | 1am a National Guardsman. 1 and 6 Aisne te tt | that Guardame ria pleat ren th a Famer teeryin n this city are until you are all tired out. You will then be tmpolied to take several long deep Meraries eee MeO RRA ee ees breaths and possibly to yawn, (This {s where the deep breathing comes tn.) erie 8. there seal poetics SL neuldi like itieentatiiny You wti notice this vigorous panting shakes the entire trunk, as docs laughing, RPRBCRETHarecla Con enFt i iacdios: Lg ee RGSS Recs Repeat the alternate panting und deep broathing till you fall asleep naturally during the enforced deep-breathing rest spell. 'Thix beats counting sheep all to pleces, It ts practical and not visionary. Try ft. If you don't sleep at night after this It js not my fault. A el aut * the poor unfort fhe ives of mil the same wrefathers to Justice and ona 0 Another “Nature Pp) To the Waltor of The Wvening V Here ts an oda iit Ron I'd sik hearts of all Amer intend Pointed Paragraphs. wien obenyeilais oF equally ned ae Hi ar His man who argues with a fool is In the mame boat. rites. 1 have two Kitt 2 ey WH] Ei sisai eg SINR RRA U TEN i | Better an impediment tn the speech than in the brain, months old. They arir ee 3 4 DIATI STEPS. A woman never attempts to bake bread unless whe kneads It, together out of a sauce st RY DANGEROUS! Where There Is Gold in Flowers; TAKING IMMEDIATE . Smacks are amall verselx that follow ‘in the wake of courtships. j big, But when we Ethel (wobbing)—Oh, dear, father Mla- Ruggles (the bookkeeper)—I'm more foo much cannot be sald in favor of the person who hasn't much to eay, z Reb” or or a ves of George, und I'm afraid he | J* Teport ts true thre are vast suma of money to be made in the cultivation of | than half silk with the hay fever. A ‘man with an empty hea‘ is better off than the man who losos his head, ¥ Ntoaly ne they oat Me succeed finally In driving him4]> fewere in the Riviera. In one season alone $2,000,000 worth were shipped away! Hamage (the cashier)—-That's bad. | Opportunity waits for no man refare f you have ai appointment with nen tea separ i \ to foreign countries, and, oddly enough, the majority were eent to Enxland.| You ought to go to some pince where|f \. gon't fall to be Johnny-on-tlie-po! i z Meee stay ecsasahey graves rly dlieouon? It seems ‘to He tal with him, 1s nes{Tt la & long Journey for delicate blooms to make, tut they are x0 perfectly | you wollld be auro of nding frost Perhagn the world may owe you a living, hut yon will dle of starveton " “i f 3 rt largest star | ever suw. Pthel—-No. bh rrowe money iim: {Packed and kept en route that they reach their destination tn excellent condition LE eet Oe Spite 50. ou wit down amd walt for It to call and actile Chicago News. es Si ares tRih’ ened yaabat bine hem eee SOMME ADAME, | posers toured le on to: aladdeal tha Susaree of mad adoee Meameeal falreee wocsee: un eG pa aes Crete a cemey Pat Aad Ny Persea tt) Tet i