The evening world. Newspaper, August 24, 1907, Page 8

“The Evening Worla’s Daily Magazine, Saturday, Poooeopooos SEEEEOSODDSED PTEADGD HIT PFLS SPADES OST SHS SISO By George McManus Pac ¢The Newlyweds : Their Baby x By George McMa COPYRIGHT, 1907, PRESS PUBLISHING .CO., NEW YORK WORLD. August 24.1905 e Published Dally except Sunday by the Press Publishing Company, No, 6) to @ Park Row, New York. i J-AXGUN BIAW, Bee ran, 201 Wear 117th Bireot, YES UM! ~T, @p ( BYE-BYE YES um! < Loy BABY} JOSEPH PULITIOE, Free, { Kast 734 Street. LOOK. FINE IN YOUR NEW POLICE, UNIFORM t You CERTAINLY | A REAL LIVE PRINCE, E WHILE 1 GO. TO A PRINCE is a King’s son. ‘The supply of princes, though, is not MABHET | limited by the number of actual kings, because on Continental ‘ Europe sons of men who might have been kings or who think ~~ they- should be kings call themselves princes. i : In countries where: titles of nobility are plentiful nobody ‘bothers much about, them, unless they are accompanied with a rent roll. In ‘France anybody who is willing to pay his taxes can call himself a prince, . duke, baron, count or anything else he prefers... The French are inclined * “to favor the liberal use of titles; on the theory that it draws rich Ameri-| © ie can wives and enables Prench.tradesmen and hotel-keepers to-grow rich i __ trom _-American_doliars, ——___. _—— a fa A’genuine prince is vistting/Newport. His fatherds-a:reatiking, who Y actually has a throne, although, in fact, the Government of Sweden, s ) from which Prince Wilhelm comes, is-quite as democratic in: ts work- : ings as the Government of the United States, and the King. oftSwedea| as ‘has much less real power than the President ofthe United States, ee ; ( Newport has been impésed upon: so often. dy spurtous- earls, dutses, : : eT HINCHE ) ~ barons and counts that it is overjoyed to-have-a.genuine.princeswith-an : Lore, EVER DID! ; accredited Minister Plenipotentiary tp vouch for Him. =p Prince Wilhelm's visit is the occasion-of-eversmore-sochhstrife-and excitement than the chimpanzee luncheon- or the monkey dinner, The ayes ee wives of rich men who make Newport a place in-which to squander the = 3 = 2 ed REST ENING + money their husbands take from fhe rest of the people of the United) [4 i = , KITTY HIS States fought among themselves as to who would have the Prince to : luncheon and dinner, and-whose daughters would be allowed: to- dance with him. > How surprised Prince Wilhelm-must have been and- what a to ~~ opinion he must have of the people of the United States if he-judges-the population of this great country from the sycophantic specimens whi gee) grovel before him at Newport. The women ran after him as if their last opportunity to attain notoriety They clung to him as in- Fe Separably as if they were porous plasters. They squabbled over the list of guests as If thelr life's happlriess depended upon it, 3 ____ Not in his. own country or elsewhere in Burope woultPrince Wi helm have been. so overpowered with adulation and so bowed down before. If on his return-he should insitt on-his own countrymen treating him as did the free-born American cittzens who spend their summers in Newport there would be 2 speedy revolution in Sweden, If these Newport snobs are so desirous of being seen: In: the. com- ~~. pany of a prince why do they not hire-a-few-dozen-princes to-spend their summers in Newport? It would not be difficult to agree upon tenms. "One of Prince Wilhetm’s hosts is the wife of the soft coal trust of Pennsylvania. Through her husband's close relation with the officials | fo of the Pennsylvania Railroad Company trandreds of small coal operators have failed in business, competition has been minimized, the consumers] jj of soft coal pay more and the soft coal trust’s wife has an enormous New- | port house and an enormous costly establishment. If she would turn the matter over to her husband he could cable his Continental agents to ship | iii half 2 dozen princes by the next steamer and to hold further consign-| jaa ments subject to orders. It is not worth while to go through the fist of the Prince's hostesses NOW ISN'T : = = it For Further Adwentures of “‘Ghe Newlyweds, Their Baby’ See Sunday World Comic Section, The Best Fun of the Day by Evening World Humorists, The Che noe | a s ses “Mamma De Branscomde says that the wiser yeu get the-mwore you know te——— worry you. And she says she eometimem worries that ahe ain't a phyuical wreck orus ( ihe 4 v4 ey 8 ws we a) eB By Roy L McCardell. ‘Decause the hardships of bringing up « daughter to the marriageable age in the A AX, kid, what's this try coming tof" said the | money aber, ‘and’net 0 aaa ‘a nas rs Seas theatrical business is something fierce Many parents make the vistake, Mamma Ss Gherss Our “I think they ought to stop them 1n-| season you can get them for fre cents @ throw. : Septem pean ES ES Cad (CD Crete) tt poms ueelinfeiries eta ania aaaiie cee Tontacelia ioihane Salas ee eee REDE ge that the careful providing housewife will have | then trom the cosohing lines, you must put vem in Fouse Alalaga chalets is H the financial district, as Old Man Moneyton says? I don't “Stameca eat De peers! ae aes arene eee Preah [rer end pa thet oes tn the chorus at! eighteen, fully grown} is apt to have | her head t: 76 fen. that Sere te kale away from the capitalists puts i patel ors) peteelpen! omer’ ff thought {t best to provide herself with 004, | foolish HET ea EOS SN eee Ne nets iat i 9 ctroula: és nourishing food, pleaty of because she needs all her strength; am not ow} i SOL ee | And now there is a big strike im the meat trade and|onty ta there a big strike in the meat trade, but It's got eo that chances te feet | aes bpaties Tee eat Serer any ket oft, alla (all ¢oo'Inte‘on ee goodness only knows what will happen to many a bopatul | ealed out to dinner are scattered out lke a legal holiday. Dopey ieraientrenparibatrent Sein the business fide year when her show goes for) ‘Tt teed to be that so many nice fellows wanted cheerful company that was! mage 7, Garber yeetea Le Gereea eee) eoaune attacks) has] been erase, four bunéred and four mtles trom home or more, |-wall behaved, well Greased and good looking, that you could take your pick, But] tyact ont “i interests but on the lemon, | eae kre ‘° ee to a friend to please remit car fare | now you've got to grab somebody by the arm and drop a gectle hint by saying! | time that the ies es ieee: and wasn't everything levely up to the pesca vite itt Why, because your best friends can pre-| ‘Dear ma, I'm hungry! Take me out to dinner!’ lemon harm wad ee pened began to disquality the lemon? Did the fend they didn't pet the wire on account of the telegraph “You can't take no chances, Mamma De Branscombe nays, and she's accepted att ‘A n't it mind ite own business? You bet tt did, and & jmamma De Bramscombe says that the telegraph |an invitation, after abe asked for it, from some boob that warned her he could | "07, Sil hands make © boob of the lemon! What we arant to do is to restore and explain where and how their husbands got the money which their a arike oat hurt her, but the meat strike may Inat till cold | only come over with a forty-cent extree between the two, and if sha ordered any- | pee in the lemon and give it @ good name. Plug and don't pan the wives lavish so foolishly. Quite likely the Prince was oki by every + and pig's) knucktes will only be a luxury for the rich that's got some| thing to drink aheNt have to stick to the light-running domestic beer. Lemon-Ald Bete Briere ar Saree pate aie eae CERN y y : z - 6 ‘ound on bustners men for a small check to help the good cause, remember {t will be to the interest of all to loosen up successive hostess of the low origin and bad manners of hi ‘edin P 3's a ° : Psat and oe weled may in whch ter hetnds ame en | VW en “‘Cholly”” Goes Camping. By Maurice Ketten! "ogi hWeucmir it Si nanan ee _ Newport is a scandalous and gossipy place, and unless Prince Wilhelm : i t r y OTS crn ae ee Bee fe | Skenty-nine mlions, and others say it was over-capitalization. I only know has an unusual memory for family data he will have difficulty in under- Gos To Saas reine Gena edo S " 1} Hees CRE cua ear coneal ones et nobody, heat the Rass ‘ . peak 5 ‘ e A U [ . Standing the. social confusion.which results from. the divorce habit. 7 Few THINGS For } Two. Rops. Rete Be ead ee eee Poe ook, Oat there a a_social sidesae. ; i mee Hai Rue F a ™Y VACATION ~ Fit i y [stage Ife and the friends you used to have wh =] Why is Newport the ambition of all socially struggling American (M Go PINES SOCIESS | insewatiwesl unliarel glasinevertciees i the cushion thatigneieicateeee a women? The life there is not particularly enjoyable. The people are “Ci €Tc qc | Saeement, dinner or marringe ts equally rare. Oh, yes, there's plenty of SRE Nea 3s sei he a } - ; Strical engagements, but {t's something fierce to realize th ‘ + bored, as Is pro’ by their freak attempts at diversion. Their lives-are Peay istivetelaon cane hinccinies eet beers balr ot may have /te unwholesome and their social relations are not harmonious. Everybody pout eon care for this diet thing, kid, etal maybe Dopey McKnight fo right is striving and struggling. It is a battle-ground between the social lead- Sa ei een ace ror nine Est kind words forthe teen) trom’ (kta oa Wagt Yaa ers as to who shall be the social boss. Each leader has her faction, who ; hope to rise to greater social prominence. .The people on the sociat N Y k T 9 fringe are struggling to be invited to houses where they have not been 6W or ro unny aSSéS eed nanc as soon as they get that far to pry their way in farther still. : By Irvin S. Cobb. i Newport success is not wholly a matter of money, but money is essentials net-a- mattes-of-morals;-as. flagrant-facts- prove,=-ft-is not a matter of breeding, education or intelligence, ‘ What is' the recipe by which a woman can attain Newport ‘success? Thousands of of ri n would give hundreds of thousands ot of Wall atreet. How the hearts of the whole comr their husband: to learn how. You Witt NEED Eo muntty have been going out to them in this, their hour 4 A SHOT: uN $ r pouBENTER Sanh sorrow!—the hearts, but not wo many of the legs a@ , mt Mi : formerty, which, whil meant with the very / ANHANL Suit . /, RUBBER BOOTS, A DIVER’S SUIT. -A SWEATER --- OUTING SHIRTS... FISHING TACKLE From-Hi--Glasses-to.Greon- Glasses: oe ae NEW YORK, Aug. % EAR GREWN—It has been another crushing hard weet for the onoe sunny-natured and happy philanthropists It was freely predicted by more than one disinterested broker in mining stocks that if the period of continued, hosts of these unfortunate widows and woukl be compelled to give up thelr modest ifttte bomes on Riverside Drive, ; tully half of thetr automobiles and seek eaylums in eleemosynary tnatttutions ithe the Waldorf-Astoria and the St Regis. I didn't hear of eny among the witows and orphans on Tenth avenue as a result of the tightwacness in the money mart, although some complaint regarding the action of (he mand truat in boosting chuck steak and corned cow's neak up two cents @ pound mage have reached me, but It was easy to gather thet the distress on Wfth arenes. begeared description. Kindly persons downtown who yntil this atood ready to Joan you # Wollar any time you let them hold demanded as collatern! front of the house to th © Toof of the stable, incluxive, i 5 Right on top of ali this, shock after shook has fallen. The esteemed cachter of @ local bank was discovered to have created quite a large jagged aperture ia - the funds In pursuance of his ambition to get his name prominently betore the A = {CAN'T 1’ BROWNE Broadwey wine set. It was a sed blow for the direotors. They had followed the / FOLSING BED ons UN el LIAL i= usual custom among bankers of paying their cashier almost as much aa a good | BLANKETS. G READY Z bricklayer gets, and they oould not understand how any young man mho the privilege of working about thirteen hours per day at $125 a month with the Prospect of rising to $127.60 after the sixth year could succumb to ter Then President Rooeevalt went up to New England to break a dottle of testi powder on the prow at the Jaunching of a monument to the Pilgrims, emf ta y the course of his remarks he made a most brutal and unprovoked gttaok om vested rights. He sald the laws ought to be enforom4 Nothing could baw |” equalled the indignation which this utterance, #0 violative of all precedegh, created in the offices of the largo raiirond companies. It was openly edmieed | that tf Roosevelt were not immediately impeached and removed from office he | might Inspire some reckless official Into prosecuting momebiity above the rare [of rear flagman the next time two large excursion trains tried to worry palit j each other on the same track. The following day tho Public Bervice Commission elicifed from an officers the Inter-Met. the interesting information that Mr. August Belmont had ferred to Ke the cduention. FighUng Va. Loating | i COOKING MiP NT, Tenses G IS -/ ie oe eg | Up the quaint conceit of allowing the city of New York to pay ‘for much gtr’ , | {rifles as personal contrtwutions for the Civic Federation and souventr | eulogtzing the Belmont family. Tho figures showed that it taken $1247 out a book that inl do justice to the Belmont family. Naturally such are extremely distaateful.to Mr, Belmont and all his friends, and intimated ag mush, no attention has been paid Dey. PATROLMAN'S WIT