The evening world. Newspaper, August 22, 1907, Page 13

The Evening World's Daily Magazine, Thursday, August 22, 1907 FEE IF OF IE OE OF SE OE EE OF OF OE OF Ot 2b Ot Ot OF OF 8 OE ot OF OE OE OE Ot Ot Ot OE OF Ut UE OF Ot OE BE OE OF UE OEE ot Bt ot OE OF Of SE UE OF OEE OF OE BE Ob ot OF Ot ot oC FS HSE OE PE Ot ot Ot 98 Ot OOF Ob Ot Ot ET Ot 08 UF OF Ot Ot Ot OF 2b OEP EEE LIDEL ELISEO IPT DOTY | 5 : in Oo1h ’ » : GREATEST LovE sToRY OF YEARS.+; S& “The Best Fun of the Day by Evening World Humorists w : 2 € oe gis * ee * * * rr ey * * * * fs es * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * wk * F S al SCOURS er all President R ts fault, at least a paper I read sald iso, “What good does thut do ust! asked Mrs, Jarr. tr 9 =| | t eas Mrs ‘Ther svat good woul: io} im to make : : eu nsec worry," said Mr. Jarr, “I'm not going to get an shania < | times, and Rockefeller was fined twenty-nine million dollars sur nat.| I've troubles enough now, ms Jt im." A Pri ess in Slavery. $ The Jarr Family’ S Daily Ja IS. much mont ht to make ood time and aatlaty syerybaty : il | cre haven't been di or rebating or anything like that, have | your? Si yt St ull mixed up, sald Mr. Jarr. ‘Phat twenty-nine million | asked Mrs, Jaer, anxtoual. nodness knows, I can't tell what you are up to rinc . | By Roy L. McCardell. | Tara Willig Corin EES VarmENLee Te Wan Oa SURTARYS hale-the: the, (bit mip advice 16 Vol ie to Unlid: SOUR Swas badlione lewd trees ' “b you think we are toh hmrd times,” W t President Hoosavelt di te it among pla thent aaked things. t's right, for Mr, Rockefeller to be fined twentymnine ; sed Rn wees Ca Peabo ont make| Mrs Jat doliaz%, but poor pe: nit afford to get in law aults at all." By F. Marion Crawford, D ie Mra Jarrad, it me d0, wor Hall Gata soit ni Geneon eee oer vee cae nT eae oer Th Besides, it tw > much KC t's a great time to Author of “Mr. Isases,'’ “Dr. Claudius,” ete. Yea, but what good wiil't 9 if they haven eset ent depression has only hit Wall atreet y 1 Mr 1 gont thin Wiest on. actou! roeerelar d Le Seton thf | fely thay can't gét any lower, Now's the time to make . ra | Zeno, stoppel near the door he added, “Int thére will be—| A9ked Mre I know it waa, because L read ht ewhiere tt was| for | buying good stocks.’ te bi 5 , PAL N10: Gee eat se there Is—a certain contraction due to the atringency of the | esally an —— mM sure f don't\ur tand. jt‘at all," said Mrs. Jarr. “Mrs! Kittingly used’ i Oe GLE any, 1 sper, hé sald, jioney ‘market afd the eliwnsiona of capital, You se.) “Rebating,”, sald Mr, Jarr, “rebating!"* to hive a friend in. Wall street who would advise hescabout wuch thitiew and’ get’ Ag g Zit ie It tx estimated that in thmes ¢ par cent. of]? 7% i th me,” sald Mra. Jarr, “end nobody understands what {te | ef to fnveat, and she made a tot of money, but recently ho's -been telephoning A Struggle the’ buaisess of thin ¢ 1x done Or eredit’— \ ci about, anyway. And if He could make money Illegally it-can be taken from | 2F to put up more money on her margins, and she don't underntand {t and mays _for Mastery. “Tisen why, sre’ you King a fuse when I bi fly, although Uni sure) I don't want thelr atingy old twenty cents, if ete I's a sWindly, and yet she trusted the man Impltelty.” : Apne A AMR ES TGUSERG NONEE things on credttr™ naked Ae wreaking tr To OE UI Ta Rott - : j——Thabie tile way with everyhade: replied Mr Sern Ste tones trey re to buy husband's efforts to xive her education {n comn- A treat problem, sald Mr. Jarr, ‘We’ been demaniiing that soma-| Teney In stocks they think their broker ts the salt uf the earth, tut when: they Ships H merce and finance. ats | thir ¢ done to the predatory tr that have been ying. the sation, and |l0se they ket usly and declare they are being cheated. roeret sat REG order) “You pay. too much for accommodation, that's | now wien in are KeLiing” hot on the troll of the trusts jt looks as tf the| Yeu, but Mrs. |Kittingly 1s a woman; and he should be ashamed. to ask SiGe ja wala) s why, crald MricJarc; ‘besides, you. are always getting | business wc Jargs: and the working prople-eyeryboty, in fant, but the money train a woman, abouldn’'t het’ tndutred Mrs} Jarr, asa Wale ais uepanie t not need, on credit, ‘and they have to’ he paid for, and I'm the one} mselves—will puffer. You can buy an. automobild very. cheap these eck ha ae ho use of mo%: a Mr. Jarr. "There's only one pereon % Sete tata ve tani . coming: out ahead. That's Rackefeller, whd geta over $70 for witness. foo And milea oo and an nd anata: of with for Ital rand she sald Mr, Jarny ETT : : "An, gald ¥ . but alc ; ae > ae By’ R. W. Taylor! rang: sevallyee aa se eek at eee Ee 4 » ed . “The fino la not ikely to be pald.* “Bone people say ho's:a nice man and yery’ good ta hin fasdly,” sald hom: Jarre, And that ended the diacusston, y THINK HOW Nice IT LETS NI OH WELL, z i oT DINE uw RECTOR'S PCE WicL 6E AT THE SHORE! Teen hie as THIS 15 AWFULY oO ney a ; Peo ene en Ae ee <i \em New York Thro’ Funny. Glasses : eee ye SHORE JEL ; y, : By Irvin S. Cobb. > CHAPTER vil. BB Bethe sto knew to touch tha bw often att Ue} & glossary, and untutored Cousin HI, who from Boxky Dell, Pa, to be shown the eights and we: 4 of tha grant metropolis, ‘Thesreader will recall that at leet accounts Cousin Hi had Just rescued his ulde and mentog ! ua he was golng down for the thint time, caught in the | deadly undertow of the Broadway, tide, So next moming after the City Relative had worrled down a gation of tee} water and three drams of breakfast food and Cousin Gi ‘ had stored away quite a cluster of boiled egsm accom panied by a longitudinal section of a fried ham they oe vide to take a whirl in feminine society. ‘I am anxious to make the acquaintance of = few of | (Continued.) Master and Slave HE wa terrified by the presence of | S her master, but she was perfectly | % { brave in hfr resolve; the # of 1 ish na f he saad death itself before her ey make her do anyt! » Fhe had sold h tx not} nd by ould not w y those 1 might > mat xtill and lo seemed to him that she j at her. It was far moroj nt that Iny like be ful than he had a ize i the kind who do not begin to think or have a single thought | Repeat ociginddsnidaw low. about dinner untfl just as they get up from hmoh," sayw © cushions, turning taneRe ene = - Cousin Hi, aa he hurls out of the flat window the made-up tle that was com hier shoulder toward ‘him, the ye will tuen {HERE WE'VE BEEN WAITING) (DONT BE SO TLL GIT AROUND SHUCKS! THIS STUFF sidered very nobby back home in the coke regions and proceeds to entwine bis something. In’ the ‘tine’ of! her: ch Ba lsnomn 40 MINUTES! CONFOUND | liMeaT. ‘ TO YE IN 20 /: 1S ALL COLD AND NOT] DON'T thorax {n a clapsy soarf that cost $2.60, and then stabs the knot through the of her neck where it Joinpd Bane srhisurs prea saree | AMIENS MINUTES! IM FIT To eat! Fuss, JOE! centro with a pin that looks something ike one of those game decorations on Radin thesllitiasdownsalicianvarets EA SHORE THING:/ (DEAR! * DOGONE 4 JUST BE 4 the dintog-room wall. After which he turna up his trouser legs at the bottom } roots of her hair, t stirred hia - IT. until he isn't wearing more than two-thirds of them, the same as the boys from PATIENT! the New Haven summer ecliooi, and dents In his Panama severely, “Yes,” he continues, “any time I want to disSuss the influance of Ibsen on the drammer or the rrevalent famine in servant girls I have the pick of the leading women's clubs of the hard coal country to mingle amongst. My main purpose fa coming hery has deen to meet up with some fair young keepsake af the chorus, who Is oniy on the third gear, intellectually, but who speeds up around the last notes as to looks, I would prefer one whose mind dwells on food subjects and never gets very far from home, If she wears the kind of clothes that cats all the other women-tn the caty to sort-of suspend operations with the knife and fark and pass into a dazed, mute state as she swishes past \ with a subdued silken rustle I shall feel that nothing more can be desired." |—_ You sould crowd al! the City Relative’s knowledge of Stage—Door_passworde- into one small pocket volume, but tt would never do for him te betray bis ignor ance before a heck from the burdock belt, ~ \ The next soene of this period of the vist of Cousin Hi centres about ons ot the large ‘spangled cafes. There Cousin Hi 1s found, sitting vizy-vee to combination Archfe Gunn Charles Dana Gibson-Howard: Chandler Christy gir!, buszing to her like a doliar watch, while the best the City Relative has been able to cull from the back row of the roof garden company ‘# a young thing who came over with Lidia Thompsen’s Blondes an4 was never able to raise the Passage money to get back, After @ multable dinner Cousin Hi sends the girls on thelr way in a cab and then he proceeds to drag tis seasoned kinsman around Broadway and ge} him \t up worse than a theatre exit during a dark scene. Alang about ddylight Cousin Hi ts still feeling chipper as aparrowgrass, while our City Friend would | give about nine thousand dollars to be able to go te bed and leave a call with the Glerk for day after to-morrow, THE FUNNY PART: | When ft comes.to endurance trials the country entries nearty always best | those whioh are gated to asphalt. A Moment { blood, againat his will Also, the devi: Of Suspense. | eame and whispered to his heart thaty| Zeno had ehe his personal property as muc! Lips aw horse, his bouse and his 3 of merchar-Hse> He might Ki her, df he liked, in any way he chose, and the law-| U: would not cali it murder, There would | Mk be one slave less, and he would tetas pee tne | thrown away four hundred gold ducats; | an expre. : fut that would be all.’ | bom ave reed at her with meant to show for he already \ ant hve om whe We had drow An Odd Turn ether of Fortune. wo and. gla For a long thmo—the man and his} iM Bis if glave were silént, and scarcely moved.| had lost (io thre fand acither of them afterward forgo / ste had_foun those minutes, In thelr thoughts each | lok mith one of was struggling with what seemed 81 / phe asked sweetly, impossibility, a something which could} A slizht mien roso tn hia brown cheek, never be done. The high-born girl, for! as ho felt his mhyness Increase, and he i the sake of a mother who was not he KeperTiasoyea:ate ally von para ie mother, and of brothers who were herpnut a | of her blood, was resolved to be to T anything to fear from you ‘ @nd what she had made herself to cd. in a trusting tone, ’ S everything on. the ‘que: thelr Ilves, the obedient wiave of a mer LHOURKt ane late sie ea chant who had paid gold for her, It changed and foftened, for by was worse than death, but if she did | not die of it, must live through It, le surprise supper already? HERE'S YER BILL,’ MISTER! ONLY 1 WAS A FOOL To LeAVE BRoADwaAY!, | Rim at ease, in danger from me, Resides," he added with something lke an effort, "I have not made up my mind’ what to do with | you & to his generosity she had put lest the good she had done should be undone again. ‘The man who had the law's own right whore | At up straight, resting one hand sured} O10 Cdge of the Tittle table, “The trith | not buy y Tete | porctan = ae liseranaa ——y - Miss Ayer’s Second 008 her de: jose to reaisi and play | ef life and death over her, 0 profoundly, © sras_no longer In the room, Zoe turned | °° Tune ver tender mouth hardened | that he was not the master after all, ‘At last, wonde at the stillness, x ; of Contempt. half believing and quite hoping that he Zoe medo a quick movement! In’ her : eauty ay i 6 os her head. His eyes Were dn her bUt) in w@ look Of ool Ap lmaealnee ‘ou are only’ another slave- there was something In them that ahe! 4000.0, Cried scommfuliy, Hut Zeno could not fear. ; laughed at the mere idea, and wus ‘ ” ta Uigtie At t ‘Tell me who you are,” he sald | Ic set Etec ATE te guletly. j dealer, But a friend of mine, a ric She waited a moment befdre she) gentleman of Venice, has asked me as BY MARGARET HUBBARD AYER, iq H™ second “At Home" of the Beauty Column on Tuesday proved even, nore (al than the first, The attendance was larger and three |A"fayor to send him the mont eauttfal House |Ieete' at taoc orate (taken pt Gea esbal oun wkboben oe enue j spoke, | slave to be had jn Constantinople fo pours instead ef two were up ry jt The "At Homes” wero originally started by my corseapondonte. them- “You know what I am, I can tell) wi : e he hiimed, “Aww sua ter i of tact pelves, but I realized yesterday just how they werd ent how tate you nothing more, my lord. Can a| But here he was interrupted, for Zoe TO sires spat reeligsd ny seiner se necessary s lave have a pedigree?” she asked in turned from him and buried her fa tn a ' ny . " @ low voice. the leathern cushion. Her body shook anr-troudled with wrinkles!” Ihave read that millions od times, ® | Je, and Zeno thought sho wr , without exaggeration; but yesterday I saw at least ten wemen with * beliove that you were born | % litt y COVE ad tab) * {Ink Bhe tad grown almost kfes coming ail from different causes, There were worry wrinkles, ~wrisiles slave,” said Zeno, leaning fonward i nd d.bexun to feel that she aes Qa 5 ‘Alter. a monwnt her Uds drooped Thee wes ashamed ym that he, at- T L JEALOUSY. fee sorely grieved about tt. How would| A wand | ing with ber mouth open, wrinkles from bed massage, wrinkles from weakness under his gaze, but spe would pat | tach terre OR ete Fr oalecatt trust a man, don't marry him. If he can't/ You 2dyise mo to proceed to find out | tell mie T mousse. Zool to ae i ot the eyes, where glasses should have been worn; wrinkles frem censtags titre you nothing io say Ti be naked, TUvoRNt ter-tike-—-x~-pieca-of- Romie, te ~ LE Arete dob Maney Him Ft you ean mie MR WRAL Bas ocrasioned thia change in his: Ha di ant ‘elt seus Bout = month | Jervoss-coniraction ami srinkles fron genoral malntrities,——. mest disappointed at her silence, |pass her on to an unknown man fat 4 your mind. to follow these two suggestions you will | demeanor? BGs ans ening, x Poa oery The latter case one could never «uses at from a written Gescription, Dus ame Again the temptation seized her to | {iRWAY, Noabvarcnhouxhintnasiencet Ey conquer tho green-eyed monster that has spoiled so many | T would ask him If I were you. Tell RLAATR ORO AMAEY Hats ALU look at the blue-velned, hollow temples and o certain unmistakable sign around tell him all, since he spoke so kindly; | Qt Aenea’ her. whe was ‘really | y : love affairs, him you fear he does not love you sa|am almost sure he would never do It] the eyew indicated that the system was not getting the proper kind of nowrki- put still ahe thought of what might | weakened bv ad of food, and she had | ‘ oi A great many girls deliberately play with jealousy, |much as formerly and that you would / again. SYLVIA. ent, no matter how great the quantity of food consumed. REPpen AYO ene MOT SLT AS LT ee ire . which ta the ugilest and most torturing passion in tho | l!ke him to be frank with you about It, | 1 cannot advise you without knowing | 4’ man who had Just accomplished a thirty-fveday fast came in to see-me ° “1 Am Your TaN AE dowiilntaoneswaye world. They fan the flame in thelr own breasts {f by | Sh {l She Marry Him? the nature of the scrape, Ashe himselt| once Ho Inalated frat he was in fine health—mooM Detter healt than 1 @ues BoughtSlave!"" Zeng was distrésed, “and bent ov : chance the object of their affections gives them me OIG » told you about tt. he weene fo be en-| and recommended mo to fast likewlse, ¥ pistes evi waralyia ahslouiay slightest excuse, or deliberately excite It In the men | Dear Betty: iA Vesti bee edi tithe Lira riitest at “I hellove tn fasting to a certain extent,” said I, “but yeu evem endam “I;am your bought slave," she said, | )im pudden!y. without warning, and he “they are in love with. This Is foolish, “There are enough unavoidable causes Fe yori RF Of ere IeeH aE RAT Ot Your friends, uid decide ¢ nourished to me, @ven if you have reouperated from your fast.” almost directly. "I have nothing @l80/ saw that her eyes were dne and her of quarrel in the world without adding to them by refusing to explain and look keeping company with a young man| matter. Weil, ‘he argued up, he argued down, and also argued round about hia" sats ae [otis fushed— ch and myslerjous, wen pEeltiape & Uldur Tover asks you who waa (it) t weven years my sentor. We are to] of ay 4 With Another. Dut he could not convincs tie Wat Ife Could be pleasantly malhtained em a” Era rouneann Se eee coaxingly Fou will be a reat person | flashily dressed man who bowed to you as he passed. Jf he ts jealous, give him | be married in about two years, as my | handful of lettuce and a few kind thoughts, Finally I 4 that if he were tin "Your father, then {fn my friend's houso—he will give) an explanation, if there is one. If you are Jealous, ask for an explanation. It | parents think I am too young to get )Dear Betty! perfeot physical condition he could emit @ well-sustained tone His voloe bad “I never knew him.’ is better to clear away Jealous clouds at once. married now. I knew this gentleman| J AM nineteen years of age and have) i.) in fasting every Vibrant quality and lacked resonance even in apeaking. carried perro haan Oo) for about a year betore we wont to-| | been wotnw with @ qirl io year MY) 14 tried and endited a husky squeak. .[ tried, too—on a geed luncheon, why he should be forbearing with hia | ti change seems to have come over his be-| gether, and he has always been a gen- Junlor, Not long ago she\went to ®! ong you—and in one quarter of @ minute Nebuchadneasar was shouted ont of ‘own property 25 eaction. , | His Lobe Grows Cold, \. havior. He does not take me out ax| tleman. When he was twenty-cne he got carnival with another fellow. Rnd since) 1h oimcy “Sines then 1 Delieve In fasting When necessary and In not making tons “Se Mnnogante, 7Sta RE FOE MBL 8 | pee ED Re RIO fey MONG TEL | Dear Deri : often as he used fo, ts not 40 generous| Into # yery bad serape and ho had a) then Oe ter mp know what to do, aa| t Mectasary too often, bexan to pace the room, herself a litt |p Asta young Indy klghteen years old | with his gifts and does not aecin to be) fTeat deal of trouble to get out of tt. | meas Maes ETRE ICANT RV GET SIIGy Whut the woman does who undereats or eats the wrong kind of food ts Now it chanced that Zoe had been! ‘s y fo e! y e: able to answer his last ‘two questions made up my mind about you," Zeno and have) bean) Xogplugscompany tor | so eneertulaud way ln myapres quite truthfully, for she had not the | swered he money I gave the three months with ‘@-young man one}! love him dearly, I do not v 4 : } Yeast recollection of her own, father menian was my own, I may keep you year my acnfor, whom [love very much |éifte merely as such, but because they| It was such @ trouble that a8 eo out with ¥ and py tail wre, nad fete of the here ariocenly him tn that moment, She 2nd who, L have reason td belleve, lover [Indicate that he loves me. As no busi-/ afraid T would leave him. Would you! #2 n"tne othe ma hee, months |= 700 4 to me. Lately, however, a very marked !nesn cares worry him, I am at a loss!advise me to marry hi T Jove him’ up without a lionged to {nault him, to strike h anwaiiaLiahes “{ will swear to you on all holy | drive him away. Thers Was nometi IT have told you that I havo jot o. As| He repents bitterly of tt and sa3 ¢ his} will never got Into such a pcr: without her as a companion. jeven worse, Whether you are an “uncooked foodtte," a vegetarian or a meat» GAC. | eater, study jon or go © & Fexulur food specialist and have it gaye a meatier y| studied out for you especially Don't give her| All of this does not meem to haye anything to do with Tuerday's "At Home" except for those women. who renilzo that thoy ara growing old-looking because thel= systems a tomppited ts ni) quantities. with the foods that muik hows in ever-increasing flabblnees of the skin By. Albert ‘Carmichael strength and energy. This lack and in wrinkles. the diet G Show hor some atten Se that it Is true,” she sald watch. | 90 condescending, In what he sald. | would make up his mind about her! He Wh B Di 2 fre mide an tmpatiant | Tiree keep Mur ntter all” We had: pads 6 G € (s} | Rossible. that she. could: have thought oe lifted: her Esser need at oncatinim: handedmec that hes could: have TOPRAVOE x 2a] SIN GAD YEPITNE GUN ANY of my readers are in the habit of coming to see me per}! are Bae ng’ hea “Carn Pires Res he a gia Sok been aren: tnomonr art msicncied) by Dit Wrst was ee OF VDON'T AT UXPLODED' AND— sonally—the correspondents from out of town usually write fo Sig mete mom ie ai | teeth Use an Bie ct ed 3 shutting her ‘A VACATION AN YIN ACTION appointments and thus avoid a useless trip. In order to a ° She (To Bo Continued.) facilitate matters I shall hereafter be “at home" untit further notice for these readers of The Evening World who wish to see me on subjects of } ingerest to them or to other women on Tuesday afternoons from 4 t) 6. World Building, Room 48 MARGARET H, AYER. A Random Dictionary. By Helen Vall Wallace. URIOSITY—Material of which inventors and discoverers are made. MEDDLDR—An tnventor or discoverer going to waste, SUPPRIORITY—An imaginary condition, INFERIORITY—Also an imaginary condition, | CONBCIBNCE—Not infrequently the «ping of an {magined superior, RULIGION—A worship of ono's idecl. He Was Out of Sight. Solution to the 1 photographed & largo: North Star Puzzle. and a few daya the proofs to otders is the solution of yesterda Pu: le's North Star | APPRECIATION—That which follows death. ‘ 1 ary Qu wil 1 wenty different triangle * DHOUGHT.—A wordless action of the conaciousne: ‘aiind me to seo felt some one pushing hi Two large trinngles, each containing FAITH—A feoling of certainty that the {myosalble will come to pass, HUMAN NATURE—That conimon attribute of mankind which Impela tim to ~~ meek {p compass that which he most earnestly avoids. FOOL—A wise peraon In embryo. ; MISTAKE—Something that improves the fit and destroys the unt, | | DISHASI—Luck of enso, “abun | mweetent thing on earth, | abt Sok RrORA-VE a abit Lad prejudices and sonventions, wa to g mann angles. Then six J} ing four of they Fach of the six potnia forme the upper pection of abc triangles. Finally we " é {i trinnies, so that: |. mitowetber We bave discovered twenty, ne reem eweeolng.”” btrlangles, i : ‘up, It wi Individual dao disapp ® sat wi me. for He look im wh Ho anaw 1 was in the