The evening world. Newspaper, July 6, 1907, Page 8

"The Evenin & World’s Daily Magazine, Saturday, July 6, 1907 Ake : . geaseessaneoosouseoreseozeeseoxes GROLGPCECOHCOPE GE HEGESSOESSTOOSLH OGHSEOGLHSTRD : : CO) oS bi 2 : 4 Daliy execpt Munday by Soe Publisning Company, No. © to “8 Tihe Evening : orid iS) Laugh-Malhers Cr Wt WW Ow WOR yk & & * & z ek ke Ok We ke ee The Chorus Girl Reveals Dopey’s Get-Rich-Quick Plan. |New York Thro’ Funny Glasses n * : rene, ‘Wess L1Fth Pte. Te GOURYA FULITEEA, Prov, t Kant Ad Dees, 2, AMGUe RAW, BeeeT » we a8 BWutered at the Post-OMice-at New York as Second-Class Mail Matter, : Bogland and the Cen- to Tos Canada. | pe Beelens ¢ 1 $ | Countries One «year. 96.75 he and as soon as we beard Dir, Lawson was back and) “and what did you do, kid? The other day Amy 0 By Irvin S. Cobb. By Roy L, McCardell. that ft was rumored that he was going to promote|De Branscombe and me is going around the theatri- y S. Cobb 3 publicity for the System, Mamma turned to Amy and |cal cles to see if there was any chance to tle Lo From Hi Glasses to Green Glasses, said, ‘If dt ts true, my obfld, I'll have to accompany| with a’Broadway production for next season, for we you to and from the theatre again to protect’ you simply ain't going out on te road, when who does wo jfrom stage 4gor masbers, or go along with you as sce canning up the line but Typpey carrying a stage! jchaperone, if they are co inslstert that they can't |door that he'd swiped from aelaynaieata: be put off without creating a scene!’ Temodelling ‘the’ Princess Theat pysta tonne, Om ‘Ghe was talking good sense, too; kid, for since |an office buljding. No, he ain't crazy with the “Marans. de _Branseem@s | Pey® market's been off a lady of the stege can go 10 | when y does do any thinking. he's under euch a} ; the it's nabody's business How @ B82 | 4 pon the .moene of her professlonni asttvities |strain that he.ain't himeelf for days, He took the Hleman makes his money, #> 1008 lwithout tear of molestation, and things Js bad when | stage door up at the fat with htm and brings {t kato aa he don't jam tis cluteh. | yourye “wot to say that. But with a sympatbellc jtns parlor and Jeans it against the plano. “Bhe says all this tale about! oyet rising responsive to Mr. Lawson's Al preas| trike all good-natured elobe, when Dopey gets stub. the System’ and the ‘plunder | Vo we can look forwani to happy days this fall. born there's nothyng to it, and I suppose we'll have : bund’ bas gone far enough. ANG) i¢ tooks to me, in act we all said so, as if the mar | 0. OL acor as a parior ornament till he eeta another | The half*bare-arms which go with the summer 1 Mr, Lawson aid meet Mr: RoS-|\cot wae going to make a general advance of fitty toa | Oo" oS ioe . ds. | = ers abroad and sign for next #€8-/| hundred points, just as Mr. Laweon predicts. And, If AVE SMorolent te Rant sakeloaodes b shirt waists are to be approved on several grounds. * aon mith the Gtandard Ol} 88/40, the stage door a well as the main entrances of | OP 0 pouches ° ae Tea SERA wrcires 2 vpgiPoltans are apt to think .a train that, busses on amp style r 5 nobody's business: He's got all the/the theatre will be the scene of something doing. Ney Mara ‘ : grade for hait an hour and then stops so. the conductor can ascertain whether To women with shapely arms the half sleeve yt Sheslinta eeetas rg he'll tales some mere, and] We talked so much about ft that Dopey Mo-|of Australis, fell asleep so euddenly on the Fourth Of/ news ost cour milion or only three, olight to have a atromger name. than that is becoming. To women who have not shapely maybe he's been proméecd hie bit if the market's |icnight got excited and said tf the live ones only |Vuly. But sre we not giility of affectionately referring to those debilitated’ thin half leeye induces to learn how their |pooated, baie saaghespe wants to get made a member of |came to the mage Goor and Aiin's bother to see tho| “He expects Mr. ‘Panner to promote the proposttion, | wnich crawl languidly through our subway, stopping frequently at points where CHES IED : ie fon the Friars. show at all, whet would be the matter with just |and he 1s @o feverish and excited edout !t that he} you can't get off, nx “expreanen? arms can be made shapely. ‘his is not a difficult 3 g : i NO. 16,756, time up at the fat fighting over whether Lawson has Jeft the Infepend- ents in Wall street and gone SUMMER FASHIONS. Summer-fashions this year are unusually attractive. With the ex- ‘geption of the high heels and the pointed toes on women’s shoés, the Seésent styles ‘are comfortable and hygienic as well as becoming. Hoop, skirts, paditing, floppy.sleeves and pinched walsts belong to the styles ol past years z A (fa had the awfullest | v York, July & somebody has sald, ablé proportion of BAR GREEN; Human nature, as D ts mighty apt to coataln human nature, no m. er you flush It in the ¥ delis where the seed ticks and the chin whisker and + agricultural products of our fair, country’ come from, or here in the great teeming city; and I may say in passing that «nce o pent garbage imbroglio I never saw her doing more teeming to the squafe inch, Owing to the strike foe may be x little scarce, but [haven't heard anybody fn mz set complaining: of a shortngs ‘in the summer gat kage supply. ‘Phere is garbage for all. But to reaume: We laugh at the rural populace for calling thelr favorite variety of passenger train an accommodation. , We mete Once when I was still residing Im the deep tvonds I acquired a part of 4 ~ y 1 if my rudimentary education at:a small dark-ret-acadetny of learning known as | attainment. Washing the ‘anms.in cold water, fol- ™ GOING To : may Grove Schovihouse. It.stood in the midst of a fiat where there wasn’t LET CLAWSON lowed by rubbing with a coarse towel, improves the ‘ IN ON THIS: texture of the skin, Exercise with the axms makes enough verdure to keep the hop toads from min burning in the summer time. If the teacher felt called on to apply the treatment which Is supposed to keep child from spolitng, he had to send over om yards to get a auitel In the same peaceful vicinity there was a cemetery known as Mount Moriah, Yi / H . ao called, I presume, because it was located in the creek bottoms, although the TN i fact that there were no mountains in that end of the State may have had some- Yh Wy thing to do with it My yy J ti Wh Wh At the point where ths branch drifted np from. the junction ‘for the ostensible -TOHOAt rei) Purpose of connecting with the mein line there was a station designated on the raflroad map as Empire City, ‘Tourists used to coms along and josk ont of the windows when the trains stopped, and they'd s20 an invalid box-car resting on ita hocks on the siding, and° they'd wonder where Empire City was. When they were told that you could pot see the city becatse the box-car was in the wan they would laugh In a jeering way that jarred greatly upon the residents. However, Empire City 1s not there any longer. Malt of the population died, and his widow moved away back to Illinois to live with her folks, Before I came to New York I used to wonder about these things. and I made up my mind that only a lot of human mullets would te gulity of such. I sald to_myselfthat_it—was the resuit-of tifs inte country, But aince my arrival & have altered the diagnosis, \ Green. 1 town I Save seen_an _apartn-ent-heis>—inteied ‘Rosemere > Villa” that wasn't a villa, or a cousin by marriage of a villa, and that didn ‘ave any roses within a mile of it; or any. mere elther, whatever a mere is, E have found another called ‘Seaview Court” which reared its dun-colored walls in & populous neighborhood, where the only wny to ree the rky Is to lean over backward and gaze straight up. I have observed a hotel called the Something Arms, whose only patrons are choristers from the Jeg shows. ‘And I know & man who haa bullt a country placa m the midst of an estate on which nothing grows but poison {vy and dock weeds. He calla it The Heeches. Green, I ask you tn all seriousness: Why? Yours ponderingly, bre Beware of the Hot-Air-Ship! By Nixold Greeley-Smith. GIRL in Middletown, N, Y. fell out of a Balloon A into a honeymoon Thursday. She had indisted em joKnight le goiag to have a stege door of his own next seasen—that'a where the money te" don't do nothing wut stay by It to guard & from burglars and compose ‘Stage-Door Two Step’ and the music for a song ‘At the Old Stage Door,’ which be clatms will be @ hit for fair, tf te can only get a good lyric. “He ain't eatisfed with one atage door, but is talk- tng about a stage door trust, and I woudn't be sur- prised to seo hi bring in a few more that ain't nelled Gown too tight. “What with Dopey MoKnight collecting stage doors and Mamma De Branscombe trytng to collect money— I only owe her two weeks—it looks as {f the silly season hae come with a crash. PAY, “But how can a girl that's not working pay her them when she's trying to save her monsy te go fall after marriage into the cold plunge of erery-4 ot and | PONS ada eee a As ordinary palloaa’ cocwrinlon tor to Seca are yy Mt was just | ‘“Where'm I going? Home! than one of these prematrimontal flights in the alry clouds of eentimentatity, frorg niece get it] ‘Come up and take @inner with us, But be sure to which « woman Js sure to fall sooner or later to disiNusion from whieh she can opaid g to eat with you.” be rescued only by common senee. When s man or women beeames diss: bring somethin, chanted with another he or she tnyartebly blames the ether fer the mistake, : Soenert: 5 As @ tatter of feat the letter is not to blame at all He ts just as he hes i | \ ( been from the beginning, and qe have only fallen out of the ballcen we insisted Discovered at Last ; a nant rome ren moor arena r (When @ man and woman love each other for what they really are there need by i none of what rwriters of cynical platitudes call the “Inevitable disillusion: of By Maurice Ketten. SRE marriage.” Love that is built on fItuston deserves to perish, And-very often it- 3 z = — asst does perish between married persons and a newer and truer and stronger affece tion based om realities takes its place, ““Promise me that yeu will never go un 1n a Datloon” would be an easellent pledge for every young man to exact from his prospectivo bride, if thereby be could Insure bimsel¢ against being wotghed in the balance amd found wanting, with Lionel de Montmorency, hero of the latest novel, or sny one of half a dssen actors enshrined idols ef the matinee’ petron’s heart. r Was rescued after falling into the river. ‘Promise me you will never go wp in a balloon amt let's_get married—right—sto0w!+— said the anid lace are mow reserved for evening wear. Aveopted in Jts literal sense, this fs an nsusual ster—, Many « woman goes up in the atr, but does not marry iq @ balloon, except, of course, in. those intangible alrshing of illusion we caM day dreams, from which ahe is apt ta gest greater comfort in man’s attire. Men wear almost 2s many ¢lothes in the summer time as In the winter. An overcoat is the only garment dbs- es one of them-full—tength,—and—with- cuffs TT = attoned around his wrists, Where 2 woman's T WONDER WHER THAT ‘Weroat and shoulders and upper chest are covered MARSHAL 192 Not HERE, ‘only sufficiently to protect them from the sun, a | b ONG an £ TH gman wears several thicknesses of coat shoulders, a i \ WANT Line Mea, I think, are less given to (dealising than wouwn. They are-not halt : much given to sentimental ball: ing. ~The ter watk double a of os ee ol SRCCENA of acta tings, rather than take chances in what may be eollen the setae a tie, every one tA fanoy. oration from the skin and to increase the temperature of the body. Women's skirts are cooler than men’s trousers, and as between men’s shoes\and the light <pumps which women wear this summer there ts no comparison. Only the puinps The reader ma Tha hot-airehip may provide suitable navigation for a summer firtatt but one should not travel to the altar in it, nor take {t on one’s meting pennant ++ ___ Pointed Paragraphs, empy HERE are still some vacant lots on Rasy street, Many a man who Jooks wise can't make @ living at tt. How long the days seem when you'are short of money! ‘One method of tudging popularity ts to give your neighbors advice. It doesn't pay to advertise unless you are able to deliver the goods,» / One brand of esasickness is the result of a trip on the sea of matrimony, | ‘Why docen't some ‘genius start a correspondence school of experience? Tt sometimes happens that a woman with a double chin talks enough for two, come s ijn the Greme of life there are’ more thinking parte than-there-are_asterg to enset them. — ‘When @ woman roarries « man to reform him she learns what tt is to lead ® strenuous life. as NS Iva awfully hard for a woman to belleve the nloe things she tells other women about ner husband. : Some wives get comfort out of the thought that thefr husbands are just ‘ag good aa other men when they are asleep. —Chieago News, 4 uid have tower: heels, note that the term. “summer fashions” is only} | appliedto women’s things. There} | are, men’s fashions, but they in- \ terest very. fow men, Most:-men cn fog : postpone getting a new suit of \ clothes, for obvious” financial rea- sons, until the old suit wears out. = Still that-is all the more reason why ‘ é men should wear cool, comfortable clothing in the summer time, In clothing, as in many other respects, men may some day learn sense from women. : SES Est SSS RES 17 MUCH OBLIGED Se Te ee ey eee a ee : To MEET You I'VE BEEN ¥ [a Be f the P ] | a CT ee faire NIA IS How Marbles Are Made. : : Letters rom 6 CO p C. | 4 FoR THATS Acce eR e OST of the stone marbles used py boys oy gaat a. Geemany The refuse 2 le te quarri ti | annals wreuy dod < way tat ter in prastoniy ta musa occa Giriat Careers ya, Doys', were on atrike in March, 1906, y students said that twas their| s places of strikers for| nefit-of the public’ What became | exo students during the agh cart, "a health was! Men and boys are employed to break the refuse stone into small cubes, and witfi their hammers they soquire a-remarxable dexterity, The lttle cubeg Ys then thrown into a mill conslsting of @ grooved bedstone and a revolving runn anya the Philadeiphix Record. Water ts fed to the mill ans the runner ts rapld< ly revolved, while the friction does the rest. In half an hour the mill is stopped and a bushel or so of perfectly rounded marblea are taken out, ‘The whole proceag costs the morest ‘trife. re Se a 1 Speed and the Turbine, U SDOUBTEDLY this is the day of the marine steam turbine. ‘Reporte of * fo the Billor of The ‘Ay corresponde: thousands of office boys, but sca Supiotfice gicl. Why?” Fow reputable fheerns will employ a person under |rtrike, In w ‘Vage of fifteen, When a girl reachos |in danger, and.whlch was thus more tm] go she must, if whe expects to|portant thuin the ay striku? @ good housekeeper, start in and EX-SUBWAY BPMPLOYBE to perform minor hourehol Vearn to sew, &6. A boy of Meiéen Chas ‘no such cares. His ainbl- Pilon Im to become x prominent business ‘and he seeks employment. N he must start at tho foot aa comfice boy and try to work way up, This is why there are ro may office Boys and scarcely any of. girls, J. RUZICKA PLEASE; / = aH) 1M GETTING successful trials and further triumphs for the new mode of veszol propuk alon come not only from abroad, buf froni Yale Country as well. The une expected speed of the new American turbine steamer Cienden, bullt by the Bath ~ ¥] [tron Works, which wax constructed with a view to attaining 17 knots, but which « made 19.2 knots on trial, and of similar results tn the cane of the ploneer Arvetle Wl can turbine ateamer Gavernor Cobb, bullt last year by the W. & A. Fletchém WS Company, 1a evidence, snyx the Nautical Guzette, of the rellance which may ber CIWS y pinced in this typ» of engine when ppeed is required, And to-day Js the day whem) peed above all things ts’most eagerly nought, the Yea S A Wiiter ot The Hrening World: IS 5 s ; ‘ i en n js walking wit y : a eas Mss eocokioe ceuanae his wife, should he walk on ’ XPHNDITURES within two years by the raliroads entering New ¥. E City, together with new outlays planned by the same lnow, will bri the fresh. investments In New York terminals far above’ $125,000.00, ty not too much to place this (ola) at $100,000.00, for already the, comp , dro reolixing that their firet plans will need modifications, and new exteng ,/ yearent the curb? IL HAAL, Jersey City, | wi Sipresic icourtt j Baltor of Che Evening World | -po'the 2 oning World bate were the college students Gu:’| What mus do to got his name fant stint Whang, the Bob- changed? Wok