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‘The Foolkiller 2 £2 £2 &2 £2 BYRW. Tai | ° TARR FAMIL BY ROY L. MISCARDELL | ‘“c OW are you getting along?” asked Mr. Jarr, H when he met Mr. Rangle at the restaurant where ' they generally lunched, “Haven't seen you for a few da » Hu bates “Oh, I'm getting along al! right, I suppose,” grumbled Mr. Rangle. ‘Same old thing—work, work, work. Gee, T'4/ just like to have @ real good, Jong losfing vacation.”* “You get your two weeks, don't yout’ esked Mr. Jarr: “What good ts that?’ replied the grumbler, “It just upsets a man, The first week you can't reatize you really have your work off your mind, and the second week Just upsets you when you do get back. “Hea, end if you had {t any longer you'd get tired of Going nothing and be only too giad to be at your desk again,” said Mr. Jerr. | ‘ Mr. Rangle gave him « hard look. “Rats!” he sald. “That's what they all say. Kepectally people who've never tried It. I tell you| Ute 1s tog complex. The more money a fellow makes the more he thinks he/ [| @hould spend. You are just as poor or poorer on fifty dollars a week as you ) Were on ten. When you got ten dollars you knew you couldn't afford things find #0 you Gidn't think of them. When you get fifty it just makes you want The Evening ‘World’s IN PRIZES. ’Practical <© Housekeeper » K THE prizes to Practical Housekeepers, as follows: Twe cach for the best 200 words or lese—the fewer words the betier—under any one of these five headings, making ten b im atl: IAttle Devices, The Bedroom, Table Economies, Bum » ond For the Ontidren. Bend letters to (HOUSERE. G PRIZNS } EDITOR, P. 0. Boz 1854, New York Oty.” LOOKS LIKE CREAT TCOULD NOT LIVE 6 “ES THE EVANCELING WILK You BE mine? GREAT MONTH Wwe ONLY FOR 'EM | Ra ANYWAY) / x Ny WITHOUT You, ey € Y DEAREST! adablad KNOWN YOU “| SINCE YESTERDAY | SUT 1 DO Love YOU, WILLIAM! —_— things.” te {AND IT SEEMS {ry} \ 1 Si 4 Bd Bboy tl " FERDINAND, | . ‘But you don't get fifty,” sald Mr. Jarr. " KE THERE'S 7 rary | The names and addresses of To-Day's Ten Prize Winners are given be ° “I know that.” sald Mr. Rangle, with a slgh. “Tf I aid Ta get @ lot o! SOMETHING IN FOREVER. ‘ AOE i | kc it Prize-Winntng Suggestions, > things 14 like to have.” pe | VY (OW 1F 1 a YOURS / shed Abarat ey cbse “You've gat your health.” sald Mr. Jarr. “Many millionaires would give all | ,\CouLD CALL helt wealth for health.” DEAR | THIS HAND . ‘Yes, sc you say,” replied the pessimistic Rangle, “but there are also an CLARENCE!) | 7 } @mall Uiings off the foor =e very ec i $ ize.) 8rd to remove, Them Spanish Salad $41 Prize. | taking Pious Sah begity to dunt sweeping. It» a heaping teaspoon of #2lt,/ an windows whea the exasperating number of millionaires who h to enjoy !t. I know a lot of poor people thi ) either.” > “At the same time, it's some comfort to know you're better off than @ lot sof people, ten’t {tt asked Mr. Jarr, “I don't see why,” said Rangle. “Do you think that when I have the blues it's gotng to cheer me up and make me sing ‘Tra-la-la! by walking through | parks and seeing cripples, invalids and fellows who are broke and down and out sunning themselves?” “What's the matter with you?” asked Mr. State of mind, you are!” ve got troubles of my own!” grumbled Mr. Rangle. “That's what!" rosy, robust health and are sickly. Poverty {sn't health, | } | | |For Sunday’s Dinner, | 5", tak te suk eter mixed with pepper or paprics. Mre. J. G. @CERMONS, | |jutee of one or two levons. Place the! No, 133 re. AG | [dow! om sce end teat of into st until! + ass venue Bi t | tea | |e tzture thickens. Lay on « piatter| | °4 Leaves, agi Prin. re i con (whiten / A very good idea when ynbers, surrounded by tomatoes | Dets ts to epread wor ten’ a nly sliced green peppers, wit Dave been used) ell oywr #he.adion, ‘This 4a onions on the outside. Pour | carpet look bright and clean Greening. over it and keeps the dust from matng. NORMA JUANITA 6EDLACZEK, Miss R. HALOREN, ; a bed of lettuce, in the middle J r. “Tou are in @ nice, pleasant LN t othing going wrong at the office?’ {nquired Mr. Jarr. Mi El ies A ‘No, but I wouldn't be surprised. We're golig to have hard times, I think,” No. 27 Beech street, Richmond Hil L. ak ta -. ‘Thirty-elghth etreet, Baye “a gellar Prepared Saturd: $1 Prize. | The are SiMe, sell re pana ligiteladiglg loot ltr teasers Conk your sinner satuvday, even to| LHe Summer Nursery “Well, 1€ you want to know the truth," said Mr, Rangie, “my wife's watking TE ESF eos Maccianage demmerremr ves mera yt Thy ted on her heels.” Sethe ANE your roast and make the weary, o@t | ae $1 Prize, ‘That's a new one to me,” sald Mr) Jarr. "I know your wife walks al! over BOY THAT! Ca EE ee ae eee oe emaane lana lecdtodd in ee | You at times, Dut I didn't know it was the heels that hurt eapecialty.” BE oR oa butter ian oh iE bi za (tanga) Diao ey ns ahaaes ae brady ‘Oh, you get out!’ said Mr. Rangle. “You know what I m U c ub | hus have ‘ bap Habits Neihart " fy! "Deed I don't,” said Mr. Jarr, “What do you mean?’ the iiquor from @ can kareena bi ae ip tiee ie h can be obtained at “Didn't you ever notice when the women are just aching to make tt un- | irae ana Pes tleeee py daha saturate small Pleasant for you If you open your head to say @ word that will give them @ = ee erie saaliuslplges- Ab chee th sume. Place these @bance, that they always walk on their hee ked Mr Kancle. CORT bon? tew for baked tomaioes, putiiog | leces of cloth on the chandalier or any lant soar AR aid uid ll pep ead yews oney | fo er coanioas ead ding papper | Seem. the. inembstauat nant cect aie “Well, it's a sure sigm of breakers ahead.” sald Mr. Rangle, shaking his } Is A arid jj tays ed - Eo ercnil ariomatt toneie ore. will entirely die- head nolemnly. “You ust Usten the next time there's trouble in the alt, You| SUMMER —RESOR wigs pac s ne the chilGrea” to wneg Wain Resr*the'r heels. Then's when you want to lay low and say nothing. The Love! THey're | int nar te Oe Ne EAL Siig re ee q ‘etorm's about to break NONE OF THEM | [ure andr Rrovegierer fee} — avenue, Brooklyn, “This ts interesting.” eald Mr Jerr “You are sure this {en't amy of those \ on Tue Levi |, | made 5 oF eee ammock « nature fakir stories? Are your observations the result of careful investigation Qe THE LEVEL | pudding is served tt ts better old, | FECT: $1 Prizd ef the manners and customs of enraged wives and other wild animals we have N | Mrs. A. 1 en sme Pues heed ectiyhlred deat. eeevad oe met?’ a pene ce” 9 ° pidos - “You bet st ts." eald Mr. Rangla “When you can hear thetr heels around With Needleand Thread wes ie Lesieres = Nts the ‘house you may know they are aching to have {t out with you. They are wed bunk uk te a erib,. Feady to fo on the rampage. One's only safety fs to see nothing, hear nothing, $1 Prize. protected withiete Be . ly feel nothing. Don't argue about anything, agree with all statements made by ee sotton ‘the eaaa'| Wie bott pall eee eai'eles ad ‘tines the home department. I've seen three paire of shoes have to be reheeled tn & ee ot ee TTo mend gloves, take cotton the same | Wich & soft pad. the Séby'elsleen -~wil be (Seek before my wife worked off the feeling and got it out of her eystem. Mrs. Late aver Ree high ae ; Laas wowtiae Rangle has been walking on her heels ever since. we stayed out late the other might, and its getting‘on my nerv x oF 4 pe oct z ” satisMctory than tf silk had been use 7 a . You're foolish,” eald Mr. Jarr. ‘You imagine those things, vlan One epee et Laundry Hints, “AM right.” sakl Mr. Rangle. “The next time you do anything against the 7 5 he aes f the same ma- 4 ji ies of the house you Just listen to the heela.¥" é at . PulleG Sree OO ee count way, aad] CR Oke TRC ae $1 Prize. ‘Moye that's what they mean by putting thelr foot down.” saf@ Mr, Jarr dampen and press, and the tear will| Many housekeepers fray Ahat, after * Eater that afternoon he met Mr. Ringle again, end ench was his friend's hardly be noticeable, washing, the fringe ‘on table-chotha, and will, be found sore |Casleton Corners, Staten Island, N. Y, ~s mpenee thet het wht it best to keep him out tll long after midnignt, just to os themselves with complete adsorption to Bchermerhorn was Reine Nea He hes Mrs. LO. MOOR, breadcloths, &c., loi very? unaightiy > sgheer him up * the reading. @ jue to seme explosive ‘0 | No, 18 MoClennan street, Perth Amboy, / when starched. Thig) an ky remed! ‘As Mr. Jarr waited on his Gooretep for Mrs. Jarr to let bim tn he Mstens' Fi rs P; that De. apes Fer cet Of etme od yo, by solding the ankles pwede. | t , aru i) gruntea | Ne 9 5 fpprenecsively for the aound of heen Queer Find By Captain Parkinson CHAPTER III, reeded UB ANE milly EX: | pasting $1 Prize, | arched (when ready’ tor ironing) and ut Mrs. Jarr was wearing ‘oom slippers. owevel Mysterious nis. Blade and, 4 dipping the fringe tn eold water, piter- The Cache. Parss hia story. Any explosives 3p those?! wen pasting « skirt of lawn or any | ward combing out with a rathec fine = — and His Cre w When Th ey Ex- UTWARDLT the ats sonorded fesse far an it Kove eo a, thin goods, take « roll of narrow ribbon |comb while double. AEM Ironing ih the : ( ) y rroundingas, "t eeriainiy leaves gaps,” @ ed! paper, baste it on the seams to prevent | usual way the cringe jill Place of desolation and death, it : ft Jepk 94 wap BET TY-VINCENI¥£° plore the Top Of the Volcano, | trois tm pecs waives of edies| Ke batted over a tow more pe the paatariat rom wirelebing 60s GAs apy, es processes. Properly placed, 11 should] wPormulas, formulae, form tees i. No. 29 West Gne Hendeel ped ‘Forty. are some marginal! chine. Then the paper can be easily Whi ? 0 Falgte! ney tedee ar wentr ie eee santlatuona ead Trendon, ‘“Lat'a| removed and you will have « nice, even | Sth etree j ack undershirt's @ new one to me,”|ing exact angies of paratiels to it. ce ean eely unnatiatactory. | akirt. Miss ROSE RAUH. To Wash Point d’Esprit. $1 ‘irize. ase muttered Trendon. | W8# @ quarte, bound in marbled paper,| Sr words to that effect. Hi! Here's| Fort Schuyler rong apd Bolen Green, THE MYSTERY. ° NP Bin Bn nec with ‘inck leat over re the old man eo his temper. Westchester, N. Y. To make « solled point @eapett drem -|No external label suggested Liwten: “May tie devil take, Carrol! look ke new, first soak ings, be Mapped Ht violently. A cloud of | snip bat through ope, cornet, | bad nga Serica hic well, | Sweeping Day. : fog, drops THE WOMAN WHO WINS. By Sidwart Edward White | | s0ty dum. beaten out, eprond about Ns | Diackened und’ Cormidaile. rica con: | Mid qsgtt Nol" wit ss: Carell ond pins Pay _ [cold water for tec mafunea “HOKE is no set formula for winning @ man's aitec Cae |caot' the shirt froménim ‘aia’ rotted in | ‘citine® ga oponcent, purposes OF -the| Crum come tnt oe saatytieal ehem- | 00d Order. 61 (Prise, |b Jn eeanen cen eee I tions. It sean I cannot say this often enough to| | 4d Samoel Hopkins Adams, gony the nd. agency’ of perforation was opvious, A| iste in’ Wash | S288, Dive eae ington, sald the captain. | First dust all the furniture, chairs.) .o4 \) ont et enas’ te rou cried Trendon ‘Stand/ pullet had made Prevent young women from asking me for It just @8| [Copyrighted 1901 py MeCiure, Paitlipe& Ov. | | you." t i » | "When 1 on the ordnance ra ma tables or ang article movable | ‘ t yo Been something of ite, 1 reckon. u et thet ou i wo take right in and tron, to if Mt were & recipe for a new pudding oF « beauty lotion ne, bent | eal Starter Mista, LarSOeTh, [Fused te eet thelr GrMRTES 1|chat would binder you sweeping ther. | Wat a7 Tut there are certain types of woimen pleasing to nearly . war gropestly the) volume about slowly in his hands Worse than the German, this is.” oughly and put in another room. Then TM A PRECEDING UAFTERS And of de returaed Capt, Pi June 1, 1904," he read, “ ‘it 1s done seed pwreeping. In sweeping carpeta [ait ail men, end & study of thelr qualities enables one to de- termine &° tthe woman who wing men's hearts must be like ‘To begin with she must have brains. ‘Phe idea that men admire pretty ¢nces Setienia 4 "the surgeon to his commanding [aon tate, Gnd his illauous erew ‘Only inhaled remnants of the! “Pshaw! fs one of women's oldest and most cherished errors, It te a fact (hat men prefer) Uocharied’ Vulcanke ‘iajaud “in ely wer F @ woft, feminine fool to a hard creature of the strong-minded variety. But ft te tienen eatta“and"rertify’ « sigeg ing) eha captiia mined ee 96 Ogg? rs ag ig: oye the woman who combines braing and womanly charm that wins men permanently, | tery 480 crater like ' To interest a man you have to take an intelligent interest in bis ife and work, | fin If you care for a man who is a baseball crank let him talk woout baseball and y. “De you ow, Tren ph. rman word Durek Es ‘azcad torches thtey! Ertumph "(German word) Eureka Et | wet the broom with water, but only « | Unat word) of the inspiration—go ttle near the eige, and you will find | power—solution of the world-py Why, old fool is crasy! And his writin crasier, Can't make head or 1m7 Wesht here on this 4 on this bigh- | siightly an ro writing characteristic rg 4 Fn gd don. ‘Let's look | orthe Teutonic sonclat, ‘was the legend: He exainined the staff. “Came trom Gai ior Scparmerborn, Philadelphia, Pa Out of the Mouths of Babes, ITTLE FRED—Why te It that women are a) “y " the beach,” he pron “Water- read the Dameball news in the papers. Follow the news of any sport he te inter- J lg aL uneet, ated in and be able to talk to him Intelligently of all the events of the day. If her. aH Vea hein son ping coats BAS Mat Sant, oe omer EES Book, on Sicleoecacrt corvanta? you G0 this and are always cheerful and scrupulously neat, you wit stand @ oat | 2 .d08't quite follaw you, Dr. Trane PRUE, Hae ina note of dis| coring the leaves, between tham> and Little Blsie-Oh, that's just to let people knowsther edt, afew Bauch better chance of winning him than the more indifferent beauty. page ATMy, I gues our man hes Agured|SPpoiniment "Can you read German | fn, ‘Suddenly he checked, cast beck || nave ‘em. bas pat etsy one the islands inc Ging, ous Brougnt thie pole EPH, y tuanton,” roped the other. | Hse Anna's nae Sater,” eatd nua Prevent ‘thelr mutinying. | But’ at last they from the beach to plant Jt here. | «7 or) . Ee wannte seche—und—| he q Little Jack was discovered one day vigerousty The Go Gone this so often that I am really | rebel. kill Belover 4 Because this was the best ob- gt ne read. Why, | ey Y 1906. On this date I find my- | : od Night Kiss. . Betrow ‘somes “to eli the, crew * relasig “Unteriacke.” ho read. | Rdtine & hi dat cat's mouth. Betting tired of it What would you] Peo" Sun’ Warned by Binds, Diast it, was ihe man running @ haber-| self sole occupant and absolute monarch rig a Rene re oP eR Nt ar pen eas Dear Betty advise me to do in this matter? thelr act to jer bi @usbery? What have three dosen un-|of thiy valuable island. ‘This morning 1 _ bas ne a po, pod { J] HAD an argument on kissing with «| ELIAS. dim on the beach Cerehirs-t) do with thie?” Wal a teemaber of comminity, Inter Bo whe won't squeak #o when I pull her tail,” explatedig, h rand) prab- | eat) . } friend, a lady. She claims that! 1 wink your resentment is justified pepe im prenerehane, se ouetlat ney | Mgnt I em the last leat. "All bis News, A when a man gives @ lady ® 004 / Te) him you would prefer him to make gg e ly compaitons are Taded and gone, Lime, such of taking her to places Of | rower apnointmente and keep them, and the eaptaia,| “Chemical formulas,” said Trendon h preetery Thr 7 sates usement, he expects @ good’ night | that you won't tolerate such discourtesy aad Min Meares aC fae: te ders) fant mae | eens wanlal rt ’ ‘ q *kjes. Also, she-SAYE that te least that | Bur don’¢ say tt unless you mean to!" sran of fre nrtarg he, atte. Te someting,” Lock betas thet Here's i* Well, “here's eomothing in English.” inibded Bagvn. Undoubtedly the wocial anton S a ons @ lady can do, in these circumstances, | tive up to it oar ad overboard e004 Trendon pointed to @ small bit of | Geed aie o, OT wth Sombin. \for the firat. tine im ey 3 fe te aijow tha man to kiss her, and to | ‘ Hie Worvering, neage for the, Inland terse] wood rather neatly carved to the shapeliN€ fines ’iristne trom oxide of proprietor. {tem: several jue 9 fs Paturn the kiss, Have decided that you | de Loves a Waitress. cur "barrows thay discoper taal the 'birete | Of an inal Foxe: age [Secu Sand feo Sawing etek | of rane Hand: irom’ weve HIP Greseithat oan becworn with any fettle this matior for us T sag that | Deer Batty: Bi, tei Mr teain’ decide | fo the shai, i Ine. balgt fo, eon went’ 12, 1.00 Cand. camabtt of Aiegp: Hani geeone fuiof Ba tar, piiicagiagee ta The lady t* in the wrong, very much AM a young man twenty years of ~ “Oh, the devil!” cried Trendon. ‘my| in formule, Xi. a reagiton, t {| mportive theugh somewhat unruly vol- | one and ts quite certatrto be te o x 6 age and am desperately in love with Part UL Saat beve ent twinled. It's pointing) Poy .ws. Th 6 with | Cat, AS Sie ey he see entel demand, Sine ts 0 charms and ae The ie very much in the wrong & waitress, She, being a widow, . 7 sonn ” ] the unartanie | Oe t Aistrusiful of | ud ied ’ 1 eae that she is serious. |Cainks ft better we should not wed Chapter II. vain. “towerer, pole, thas | Mature of the p compounds.” | Saubiedie te see eau le an | tractive Mttle modal theatre simple be whould reserve her Kisses for her |UnUl 1 am twenty-five. Do you think pel Exzrgeve Qaida those rocks. mam.” |npose are high explosives” said Capt. | cresture, DUA he Teo withal, ang which tneludes the big arm- p Mencee or ber husrand. if we mamy now that we could live on a comer of cardboard, You clenge| Parkinson should “have Baraeti thin diary. the holes of the season. Ag Ullustrated it tw H $13 @ week? I am 90 much in love The Jolly Roger. Sxemination, ‘eroved to be aie cover of | Et.cye!, als undur the formula, | of ine onpty-anlided. Materiaiiy, | Be Disappoints Her. with thie Medy thee I canna: reat. 5 they Grew tn It became sppar-|t Look. The rocks ralled aera A shoe?” Mien: | $2 wall enoush, thourh T fac | made of rose-colored tinen chambray, Rae Betty: JAMES. gat that they must soale the oilft | Bort “tattered ant fell tne: tone, wks fea lis Doing tn Yinaliah Prob: | SOR My" stort ‘ hy With Delt and trimming bande of wihe ‘AM eugaged to be married to 6 young| The young lady ts right Take her from the boat. Further to ae ar orth and Banded to cog | Se ation A we png of the ax: | “Dann Ma cleareties!" cried the Unen embroidered with white and piped r men, whom I love very oun. ‘He | edvies, south opened outs wide cove that tremors and. the weountatn (periments in the valley chat Glee, tala ey pena, Lats eae ft It's eigned with the darker shade, Hut Ifren ts to iways treats me very nice when we uggested easy beaching, but over 1 | puffed forth ita veporous ts, he ve fed with som le wh vea over to the last pe a wer he How Often Should He Cail? hear @ sleus of surgeon, one hans | avy, soe hare’ De fried with sone gest "pinned tt rereine: to, Na te toned ina number of suilable coloye, hagetmer Qreake ongage Peer Betty: si 5 Aner — = iieanaaae Rasa lati Bb. on ~ Sonat fps . ye” es reenter | And there are @ whole host of pretty once a week too often for a young | yortunately at the point where (he ‘enna gaa written: cotton febrice that are ea we! man of cighteen to cal! young | lift looked enslest the seas ran low | “Lock for me LACT HARROW.” sulted to the summer froeks, while ifm Indy friend? U.N, | Ropes had been brought After some Trendon banded the ledger tmck to tight! a No. It te not toe often, It ts often | dainty manoeuvring two of the aaiios . | uke "enptainy who took one’ gute book, ciety warmer Som nodes the He has enough. gained foothad and slung the ropes clpned Me, Ape, Banded }' ‘©, Sonigtion mode! will be found.satisfactory for 1 1 carry It care- 0 that the remainder of the deem By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. cashmere, serge and —siinilar light~ barkation was simple. Nor waa the as H Re bo Pi ie ad oss weight woo being ens ) Weighing the Planets. cent of the cliff a hares tak Hai| Open Pores, |move it with lemon juloe on ® #0 ‘ wns | an hour after the landing the expior rn gte cloth or with @ Mttle pure alcohol, te suites ald Captain bad fi J te ing party stood on the sumant of the Use h neon , ‘ ; thirty pounds were taken up to the moon und weirlies there, complexion Remedy for Ghiny Nose, “The cave in the cliff, of eouree.”” said ion and the materia tive force of the moon upun the ham-arould amount to | Mil, where the back fag waved oves i y y ees Dtieed It coming ts, ‘you The quantity of material required for & woene of uti ‘There woul be another weight on the ham for the planet tatlen withered to pasiid ; Oren the sun. A ham weighing thirty pounds at New York » * the dintest weetiing ip the © orev. bunieed peante op the = Bon one en lian had been polsened by the devmstal: Insoi the medium alse (10 year te 5% yards | Tl, 418 yards &, or 4)of yards 4 inches wide; with bt yard M4 inches wide for bands and bek. i orm No, 6000 \4 out In sinew for herd nie iooks irs of ota, oieht, tegand twelve yonge t inte the caves mouth Tack to the boat, then. Brting that tug alone.” t wae AL times rect J rrembase they were brush so of: ' 1 MovHere ls a simp) ten adviees «tn for @ @hiny nose: Take one dram| “Where? al these columns tor |} (Js of borecio acid and mix it with) | Forth shore, about @ mile to! open pores, ecrud- four ounces of rose water, Apply Ge) “Phen we'll cut directly across” \ i sabes Jouon to your @etvectory ose as often| “Ber your pardon. sir pur in Cong bing the wel) fon, “but I t think we can make | eu boat “a