The evening world. Newspaper, June 18, 1907, Page 12

Eve eye CEBemorin Wvetianed wy the Press Publishing Company, No. 69 to @ Park Row. New Tork. Raseres Second (ali Matter. NO. 16,787. FALLING IN LOVE. PPROPRIATELY, the summer sea- love. In the manner of a college professor he asked the women themselves. He prepared a list of categorical questions and submitted them to all the married women whom he could induce to answer them. i As if any women would tell him! ‘According to these statistical blanks, compiled like a census report, the majority fell in love because the man had long eyelashes and broad shoulders. it might have been well to check up these reports by an examination of the husbands, The application of a tape measure to their shoulders would quite likely disclose that 2 majority of them were spindle chested, and as for their eyelashes, not one man in a hundred has eyelashes proportionately as long as when he qwas'a baby. Wormer: marry through proximity and because fhe man has opposite faults to their own. Men marry fhecause of proximity and because the woman has opposite virtues to their own. The woman marries she does because in her judgment living will be happier than with any other man q of her acquaintance, The man marries the woman she put the idea in his head and made him believe that she was in the world he wanted most. Over all is « wise arrangement of nature, jf little women married fittle men and big women married big men the human race would grad- ually tend to the production of millions of dwarts u i ning son is ushered in by a professor of; psychology presenting a statistical statement of why wornen fall in World's Daily Magazine, Tuesday, Not Practising What He Preaches. By Maurice Ketten. IT's VERY VERY NAUGHTY. To FIGHTOVITCH - WE must LOVESKI EACH OTHER | | To H---ovitsH With THE “CONSTI TUTIONISKI! I DiggocovitcH You! LH Atovirer You! ” and giants. If amiable women married only amiable men and cross-patches mated with each other the temper of the human race would tend to extremes. If all blondes married blonds, and if all red-haired people married other red-haired people, the human race would tend to develop into extreme types ot A big, stalwart, muscular woman picks out her husband, and their children are about average i would develop a tribe of human bean-poles. ¥ Such things never will happen until scientists or college professors take charge of marriages and run human society like a stock farm. Men and women attract each other on the same principle as the poles of a magnet. The negative draws the positive-and the positive the negative. Thus freckles become more attractive than alabaster cheeks. A stub nose may be more entrancing than eyelashes as long as the bristles on a pig’s tail. In any event it is doubtful whether the real reason will ever be disclosed by any semi-official census re- turns, a Letters from the People. What Can She Do with This Boyt ‘Do the Bator of The Bvening World I have « #on who ts fourteen. He has} Just finished school. I want him to go to work, and he also wants to, He is Central Park, near Seventy-second street, #0 as to be fit for skating? If lawn tennis, deseball and soeskating can be had in the park, why not roller skating? There ts no expense. : lever and industrious and wants to| 4 H BEHRENS. i become an office boy as some of his| im 1870. @hums are. But I heer that office boys, To the Balter af Th : * Brening Word: etten learn batts of lasiness, deceit] Is Alexandre Dumas, author of Spd profanity, if not theft. 1 don't|*mMonte Cristo,” effi lving? If not ‘went my good boy to learn such ways.| when did he dic? rapes Be 1 write to ask men who were once 4 Mice boys to tell me if this ts ea and rer * Comfort. Charms That Win Affinities. = * Pa By Nixola Greeley-Smith. R. J. STANLEY HALL, president of Clark University, idiouled away. It ts the only explanation of what we consider the tncompre- D Worcester, Mass, bas been endeavoring to discover hensible marriages of our friends and the best excuse we can offer them for which are the chief physical charms that find eMfni- our own, ‘ies for men and women. ‘The majority of the young ~ men whom he questioned on the subject confessed that 4% girl's eyes, hair aod height ettracted them tn the onder named, long lasnes and arched brows being esteemed by them the supreme excellence. Giris answering the same question declared fn favor of broad shoulders and white tooth in men. I think the masouline declaration the better stantard of the two, For if @ man te loved simply for tis shoukiers or his teeth « single football game may despoti him ef both these claims to distinotion, and then what shall al! his wit and tenderness avail? Eyes, on the contrary, have been called the windows of the soul, and = man who marries + woman for her ves ls not unlikely soon to discover @ better basis for his sentiment in the had afready soquired fame and fortune from the torpedo which he eibo- sweetness and purity of the soul shining through them. “When she smiles tt is rated during years of patient study and experiment in an unpréventious Mike the turning on of @ thousand electric lights,” said one girl of amother the|back street of Melbourne. He is a native of Castlebar, in the west of Ireland, other day, And we eee many women whose fmces in repose attract no atten-|and es a boy of eleven arrived in Melbourne with his emigrating parents tn 1563. tion, but whose transfiguring stile dazzles all who behold its sunshine. There| Apprentioed te « ctvil engineer, he displayed unusual aptitude in the mastery of is @ smile of the eyes as well as of the lips, And « man who finds his affinity| details, He was only twenty-two when the first idea of his torpedo obourred to in one of these women cannot make « mistake him, and from that time until he was thirty-five, when the invention was pur- AfMnity t4, of course, @ word too, much used and stil! oftener But|chaesd in the Brttiish War Office for $860,000, he wae working night and day to it describes ® very teal and reasoniess sympathy that springs Gp between a|bring it to perfection and interest navel and military authorities tn its powers man and @ woman, to Jast « summer eeason or « lifetime, and that cannot deland potentialities, Calamity Jane ‘Afinities” based on breadth of shoulder or whitencas of teeth cannot be taken seridusly. Young women who do eo take them tnvite tnevitable unhappt- ness. Tailors make finer shoulders every day than nature endows any but her favorites with, and @ deutist’s showcase purveys more Sdeal teeth than any we are apt to see tn mouths that grow teeth. To select a wife because her eyes are large or smal] or blue or brown fe just as foolish, perhaps But the eye betrays more than {te shape or color te the lover's gaze, and If he chooses & airl for the serenity and sweetmess of the soul shining through them his way of finding an affintty is the best way of all. ———— An Interesting Life Story. OULS BRENNAN, inventor of the monorail train, is an Irish-American, who By W. J. Steinigans a = PA GOIN! TO BUY A SOTTLE OF THAT IF UT TAKES MY LAST Cant SOMEHOW, | FEEL JUST AS THOUGH | WAS GOIW TO GET BALO miso to advise me what better sort of @pening could be found for him than that of the job of office boy SAM'S MOTHER ©. &. Land Office, Washington, D. 0, Th the WAltor ef The Evening World To what department of the United Biater Government should I write for Aniformation in regard to taking up tand| by & discharged soldier under the Bomestesd law? B, QUINN Middletown, N Te the Réher of The Evening World Some years ago crash pulls came in fashion for men. They were coo: mretty aod washable amd cost only about $5. Nearly every one wore them. Then they went out of style, One taller told “went out” beoaume they were the reason, then ie, the cheap, broad worn tn Bouthern efties cannot vor here, Yet it le mare oom- able, better tor shade and more be- ine than most. W not let ue be je and adopt suitable hot weather 3 ating Order. Let others discuss tht, 1 wish to express my feelings as to POL BOON, the prohibition of roller skating on Mara Stway, Wet End avenue As far as 1 can see & f Tee Breoing Wortg, there are ne owners on West End ave | mMudies for elder pups grow 1 believe nervous “re sometinss per muse who would be mean ¢nougt wondemn mane, Most of the skaters! oF live near Weat Bnd «) year hilarer bounded on | man burt by them, Ww . * are ine the north by Ninety et, OF the} MeetERLing railroads, Ineuranoe fon by Biahty-stxeh | bantos at a coms vod South by Blehty Street. 88 far | tie rigors Of the cumnittes investigate weet as Broadway and weet to River pide drive. “The polloemen could at lonst emt the tough element from akating. | Ti tare ons to creet a pussnce fhe Commissioner states I am gure! Ghet Mra. Rice, president of the antl DNelee Goctety, would call a special Meeting and have the watier looked Bate; Gleo that the Commissioner of oon ot the Went End Asnocte would elo be up th arms But ne achoel wet, BARNET “Warne Vor More Biateways. " ‘He the Biter of The Pventng Wor 1 sould tke to call’ your attention the single wAironee fur #lations om 4 Beoond avenue L at Frankin aut at Ninety-second street I find {t takes ine seve 6% on the sation Ninety-seownd atreet wayeorowied trom ¢ A. at with people tio Beit -q od thtug te hey fees ‘ot oaly Wie ona Merwwre i ORD AVENUE Miuare wea Mw Mg from Astoria ang 4 and It would be Keeping skaters of bt Be he cell he ONLY 8560, MAD AND Wh WARRAN iT! ay me fs 3) Q? > mil At !) Ls TRERG | IF THAT OOfonN'T MAKE IT GROW PLE 1 DONT KNOW war! DION T | TRL. syeoo™ SOMETHING WAT O1N) TO HAPPEN rrO Mw HAIR y DON'T CUP POoE wees. S$ ITEHEAD T ) i tre Oo ANY MAYBE. 0 BE CARe~ RAEOOD, BUT hb THIP On vee YOvR Air one INDTEAD OF MY SHOB | i _ june 1907 ® TRANS MER. pw DEXTER W MASQN No. 6—The Battered Car Fender. HAT ta this ploturesque tangle ef tron in front of the car? It waa onoe called a fender. What te Its object? To trip up people crossing the street. Ita real use is to protect the car from damage fe 18, ~ e W ‘That te merely tnckiental, fire engine or any vehicle gets in the way But t# that Mimay affair the only protection agatnat collisions? Why, of course. gency, But why not have a real ram in front, Itke a warship? It would be just the thing, but Its object would be too apparent ts Gingulzed as a fender. But are not many people tripped up by much a protection? Surely. Soch devices are prohibited in Europe, but that dees awny with alt the excitement of crossing a street. The cars in Rurope have power brakes for omergenctes, They do not tear along at such thrilling epecds. But a person might be ploket up sometimes by a fen- der? Occasionally, If You are trained to fall on the ball oF to slide bases. But why not toach everybody how to fall on a fener? Some cars have no fenders, and you Y Hand brakes can never stop @ New York car in an emer So the thing ; Se ger in England, — oo | thetr inmate. | and. spend on the girl, might forget the fact when struck, and tn- Jure the steel dash er with your sicull. When is a fender safest? When ft fa not @ fender, When it is tied up. Then yoo can never got tripped ap. There le something to grab hold of, as afforied on the Berlin cars, Sharp corners are more covered up, and any blow is softened But if you are stil] knocked down, what will eave you from the wheels? ‘That is the business of @ wheel guard With « proper wheel guard no one can get run over. But hae any American road got up wuch a perfect protection? No, It ts not their business. It was left ‘to a municipal ma Sut that ts another story. THE MARRIED FLIRT. MOTHER writes asking me to warn young stris A agninst accepting the attentions of married men. Some married men, she declares, represent them- erlves as single to young women until) iney have won thelr affections and then confess that they are not free to med. Against duplicity of this kind a women has, of course, | no defense, But there are comparatively few men who deceive women to this extent. Some married Mirts discourse on the fact that they are unhappy at home, but the majority gracefully ignore the subject of ‘The only way to be guaranteed against the designs of the married fllrt te to ignore them altogether If & married man makes “fresh” remarks to you laugh at him. Such men are proof rything but ridicule Leg i & man once suspect that you think him and though you were as beautiful as Helen he would grow to disiike you. The moment you take @ man's remarks seriously you Inspire him with hope, Ridicule goes @ good deal leurther than ind! tion fn repelling undesirable attentions. Do not accept the slightest unnecessary courtesy from married men. Maintain your own eelf- respect and you will be in no danger sae pase | . She Sends Him Presents. gp + Aly le Dear Betty: AM a young. fellow, etghteen y of age, of Oriental descent and ve He Has Another Girl, handsome. I go to a private school, Drar Betty: Where there is a certain young lady ~ beside to # young man and Tf De cy ‘alee a0! may een oo have found out that he has another ro hi swirl and wants to get rid of me. It stantly calls me up on tip telephone, | Hi) ! T aan any wits, snowing nev] « me, I can't sleep or eat I sends many A | get hysterics and my head aches all day fondnesa for me. T would Ake to know “ {Pre foper for ni» to speak to her |long. Please tell me how to act to get as I have had no introduction, J. T. | his love back. Iam pretty and wealthy You might seek an introduction. Judg- | and well mannered. I don't see why he ing trom her actions Kk would not be | turned from me I cannot Ive like this, aiMeult. D. 4 dear girl, you will have to release They Call Him Weakling. man from the engagement, Hold- My thi Dear Betty: ‘c him will do no good. It wi only AM @ gemtioman, thirty mart Of degrade y a, It te impossible to win « age. All the clerks in the of An- jan's love back once It i gone. away somewhere for the summer where CO OT ate nein and ineuit| You WS meet ote of new people lTamaen ‘week! ma openly. The only one who kes me) He Stole a Kiss, te the telephone girl, and I love her 1 a itey, dearly, but the men won't let me talk AM in love with a very, very pretty to her, On account of this she is begin- young lady. Last night as we ning to eoub me. What shall I do~ to the boss or ignore the ' clerkw ineuite? I eleo carny a cane, and they laugh at this. Please advise me | how to win the girl im epite of these | parted I kinsed ber. She was very angry. and since then I have not dared to call on her, What shafl I do to et In her good graces again? x. ¥. You will have to apologise and | annoyances. e. L. 2 es ig | Complaint to the boss would only peomise oftend egal: prove’ thet in ‘are @ weakling. ignore q note with some flowers. ee ” E were coming back from Coney on the “dear old B. R. T.; And they as from their wages each gave up his twenty cents, “Dear, Very Dear Old Coney Isle. We were paying double fares to take our rum down to the sea But their Senators bad willed tt, and it made thetr good blood boll, By Walter A. Sinclair. W Tn men With many children—they could ll afford expense— And in sorrow thus they sang to the Pat Hand of Standard OU; “Oh, how we love McCarren end McManus! And Owens, Thompson, Agnew and MoCall, And Hasenflug and Cullen, when they pan us For extra nickels. How we love them alll | ‘The pied hand and the jolly may be plensant, | But cash bells have another "Tis lucky that the summer's cold, Would bust ourselves to help support But if the sea wes in the pg they'd To shake us Gown for extra . “Oh, how we love MoCarren and MeManusi And Owens, Thompson, Agnew and MoCall, And Hasenfiug and Cullen, when they pan us— We'd have to pay, no matter what the haut ‘The Brooklynites love Pat beyond ell hoping, But Gotham's bunch must answer, we'll be bound! And “The” oan just forget hie emooth soft-soaping— We'll be waiting when election time comes ‘round.” Area of Public Lands. 1 1903 there were 495,906,0% acres of public lands, otherwise known as the public domain, in the United States, exclusive of Alaska, If all these lands could have been gathered together into one great territory they would vom or ® district as large as the New Hing \ prise an ares 1,000 miles long by 17% wide, land Btates, New York, Penngyivania, Ohio, the Territory of Alaska, with « toot Gaal lett over. And white Uere are forty-five Bates in the Union, tds Great ares of public land was divided among twenty-two States and three ‘Territortes. iio sas ola iki The ‘‘Hello” Business in Alaska. roadhouses HERE are 1M camps and ip Alaska provided with telephones, tm addition to many business houses, residences and cablas situated withta the limite of the larger camps ‘The main exchange le at Nome Skagway and Whitehorse are connected by telephone