The evening world. Newspaper, June 6, 1907, Page 17

fhe Evening Worlda’s ria°s Daily Magazine, Thursday, PRAABAANEAAAS ARABIA ARABALB IBIAS RAIA AAAARARLALAAARAAAARAAAABAAAALAAMAAMMSLAMLALARAARAAAAAAARAALARARALAABRAG ¥v The Best Fun of the Day by Evening World Humorists * ; * hg % % % 4 Ss &2 &x Percival satties himself where he can look out of the window and Saat a New York Thro’ Funny Glasses By Irvin S. Cobb. @ fine view of the back of the row of tenements In the next street and wie 116 time has come when Palli4 Percival, the third as-| tracks beyond; and there floats in to him « eatistying medley compounded me . | sintant bookkeeper, begina to plan his vacation. As|ortppied phonograph in the basement and a quarrel between @ song-writer and the opening preliminaries he buys Nimselt a leather | he present wife across the court, end @ maiden lady washing an unwilling te aulomobdile cap, a pair of flannel yeohting trousers with | rler next door, and a @ick plano gotrfg in the ealoon on the corner below, and a parallels of longitude running up and down the legs, & golf | souse with a flat wheel itn his voice snoring a lot of V-ahmped snoree Gown- | The Jarr Se See Daily Jars By Roy L. McCardell. efter es E'S no use talking,” anid Mr. Rangle, had tea nad passed the compliments of the season with his friend, Mr. Jarr, “we'll have to estab teh @ local branth of The Sheltering Order of Wok-Wok; Thus soothed and refreshed, Percival reflects that, after al), there In no place for real, home-like comfort and metropolitan enjoyment summer time. By simply turning his head he can observe in the aky the red | glAre reflected from Broadway, where the Dright lights and the long green burn together, and within easy walking distance are some of the best cluts In town | clubs where he would have the privilege of belng blackballed by large numbers ¢. She wouldn't stand for another lodge night. 1 sometimes tell her I attend eight a week aa ft ls, when I'm out of new excuses for not attending roll call at home. ‘That's 1¢ exactly," said Mr. Rangle ‘The Sheltering Order of Wok-Wok provides for that very thing!" bd. thine?" asked Mr. Jarr. reate a distinct Impression among persons who are seein New York for the first time with the aasistance of a moga- phone solotat and a Iargs wogon having the seats arranged rommwise, In the evening, right after the bread-pudding and tooth- will repair to his apartment, which ts on the fet floor eral. ‘picks Course, Percival Bhe is leery about | was Job By R. W. Taylor The Foolkiller ¢2 &2 £2 &2 &32 ys how © was for you sitting up ¥ suddenly sic Se Toborative evidence. u is some apecial oo | caalon -~ou © away.” © ot Rangle er, ‘& committee of — shi ook trom t mg Order of Wok-Wok, s stranger to your wite—and you CREAT GUNS! | knew the w belleve a « when a for the man of} ( 9 WALKED upright life t known for years. The s ft 1s neces- WORST besy for you to arbitrate a big business matter taco aa |) wel / spiel lla hi captains of trlustry. This always goes, Ob, t a hundred ways Boe that the Sheltering Onter of Wok-Wok can be ¢ °. ms a AWFULLY BAD LUeK! “Pim with y said Mr. Jarr, “and, now y 4 can drop In “ this evening a Wok W a@ Utile for me.” | | “Bette: a strange sald Nengle uneasily i “No time for that, said Mr. Jares I was out night before last tit! 2 A. M..} and Mrs. Jarr ten't speaking to me. You drop in a Hitle after supper and Wok-| | Wok for me. Ill Ie Dire. Jarr’s hearing { a general conversat » to the point in question in asked s can you te Mr aw Ransie want to know my cues. an any when she only naintains; dowan't opening? asked Mr. Jerr. “As night before last was early in the month, I Ga not know any sater excuse than the Good olf commercial one of working late on the books fixing up last montli's accounts,” he added Mr. Rangie shook his head tfully, but he called that evening end was Wecetved with frosty civility by Jarr “By George, the unsensonable weather certainly has knocked our line of bust- Mees!” said Mr. Rangle as an opener. “How dues It affect yours? 4 I suppose we will late waid Mr. “How the dicker @ stony silence a ning Jarr gitdly “Fact is, we bad the b: May in years, Just the other night I was kept up tH all hours on the boo! | “Why do to tell me that?” sAid Mrs, Jarr, turning around fiercely on CTE NN the two men, but with her eve fixed on Mr, Jarr ant I try to get you on the MOON over | | 5 telephone fr o'clock till 1 Here, Mr. Rang!» thought THE WRONG wan a fair opening for initial work as a Wok-| | SkoucverR! / | ‘Woker. “Why. wear me! Mrs. Jarr, didn't you know that Jarr’s company is so mtingy {t only pays for a day telephone service? The telephone ts out off at | or M” | “That nay be t young M who works tn an office @croses the wa ate that night He lives next and he told me thas there ve Mr. Jarr’s office when he came home.” | “The: nald Rangie M Jarr hasn't told you that his firm! | ins. wees door, no Ngbte tr only takes the Jay rlectric Nght service So Then they had to tell her that Mr, Jorr’e ledgers were made o? luminous | paper. Thun are 3 dccelved by men, the wretches! perreeestery | ; Betty Vincents # #& | # «# Advice to Lovers. ove him and Just! e bas asked you to hi. <ey—taterme-about your fu- Lobes His Cousin. Dear Betty NIC WUsT Pur YOU OUT OF ut- "4 DONE! EVERY THING IS Then if he te not in earnest he will fade WONDER teen. The only drawback le that sho : WHATLL fs my cousin. Can a boy merry a|*"2Y 29d you will be well rid of a! HAPPEN Nexy! ¢ cous? RPNJAMIN MARVIN. Her. | ad You much too young «o marr y aah poe and ‘ta Tawiuasoit "2: |She Did Not Write, | He ki Ha P, Dear Betty is Never posed, AM a young man, twenty-one years! z oid, end deeply in love with a YE been keeping steady company cal gg dR ag @ meatieman for three years. |. ' i ccoing company for over two thea been very affectionate and | years A few weeks ago I was calle Generous toward me. Noone coult with | sway on business. While away I sent | tae bet better friend. 1 love him de TIT. | ber quite a few letters and have re | @ithough I never told him eo, but he | ceived no answers, Shall I keep up her told me he loved me. The pol ndship or not? I would not Iike to! has never mentioned marriage to end 1 Go not know what his prospects are, It often makes me feel despond ent. Will you advise me as to what y think of thin GHB The next time he tells you he loves! 5 1 love her dearly CHAS. N up her fi tve her Up, <0. 1 would not give vip, if I were you. 6! cellent reasons for nt writing. her and find out. Laughing Lass’s Crew Are Ordered on Build a Fort, Although No Enemy Is in lke | +o mie "T'm going to n her." He himself /s0 cooked. us our supper on It. After) ventilation gratings to the doors gave | existence were to depend on head. | stayed, howe ippere Capt. Balover rowed “himeelf | us glineree comal through fret. | long rugh ‘ot or And then we | M s t erio s Cc d A t We rowed in, « ructed a hasty fire sce InP RON 5 ais Aaaisiny ‘ois | commdad tot eh RS OF swracte & Aig Ris other halt. tb tee | y iou oniman ST OU INGS | piace ce monet. spread our bieakete and|nside® “i'm ‘foing to leave vou wi , cok of land tr mm the | sotlt an unnecessary fire near the bee s It . hat one of s—t y th ry fought 40108 nboatd ee 4 had I become to th Everybody, and the Men Once, “cian nec: crumbles Tnrachion it * pgugns tp be aboard ae 2 fener, toe ‘aa ‘my eye!’ © place ¢or y ipating the co: More Whisper of Mutiny. Faltaliec danse ini Gane’ arawiel Fit ut Citi on," he refotned a ay na ad J Pulz, hopeless! peered, had j by surprise. I me, now, it can't be as bad as al! f goof ity ny. fe down he fire pert tm just ¢ Un 1 tried to cheer t " It can't oaks w ef same old half f Arrow part of the arroyo, just before oo : retire Hie, to be followed t THE MYSTERY. | camsne treo te yaar. 77") Dsmere ann ok er te nye 20s) ae nam, a, mag ie ie ea ‘ is ne ve t : has thought “he neeme ; evening was ve will build the stockade 46} you don't know what rou're talking | Pressed, oven a little furtive, and toaed my eyes © announced € analysis could dis im x pa Soloman wes ~min By Stewart Edward White about a Thrackles ® worse | definite on which to tase such ' stems of drop pag! ig Po ee and I atared at each other than the yellow jack. It's alx WeeFWAt | clus pee 7 rey A ge fl rr rage fi mae rather o ference he " ‘4 orms and Samuel Hopkins Adams, “What for, sir?” inquired 1. | least: Mind when we last ‘cleaned! eum” the aman find wucwne ins over Bis Saad. Slo let thers wit MT” snyeieed the apaiete | ger’t” ap inquired of Handy Solomon, | fatigue it ned handily worth think ad 6 Se 6m Mee at come to be undisturbed," an-|ne “Down by t jie in that ttle] phe men, had rolled ‘hamaeivgs sm thats | we eine busy from morning yal ft,’ the Jolly bos'r < ‘octet " i és blankets the ye y : Fee Str meen cranes od 9 doctor, with owi-ltke, Teu-lewab of a sand island, My eye, but) Next mornl the reas coy, lus. We the Waves! | Blow high, ti w, what care we Tetermerhorn, © Roles and scorn avity, “and 1 will not be dle-( don't 1 remember! 1 sweated my liver|asnore earty. fle had Tecovered Tak alien @atern, look « pereaehers an, seoen 4 aan } bia spirits, and ofered a dram endian windward, alee : | {Bia epirie mlerent 3 itt | bay ir s warohiny Down on ast of the Hig Ww nodded and drew hie] ‘They smoked ta alle . 1 e of yellow sands, We saw Ba ¢ J |worked ham again; « the maste rf A ‘ A estly for several minutes. Thea the | the Perfessor’s — tat stockade-like,” | {Me Wiihoul a word to any of us. again | UM! Mioagpiticence. “A ; ee Sanwtstaat returned to me | ventured Solomon, after a little Gna mae wike the Tarte tn Oe at constit 1 . s keon curtuatty amon No use," he shrugged, in complete ‘ J in ae ot evening sometimes w pig . : Mog logs, slanted out. Dig « trench ally ‘ Phe men for the Byron ie Hi interests ! geroms, plant your toga three or four) ye a ne sroue t rey bay t n strange wav- | uaekeround, lea feet, bind them at the top, ‘That's hia! directions, we commenced fon 1 Oa Ang of Neuron. | Simwant for the Aret th me specifications for it, Go at it Ughtening the ship. it don't y ik to the Old “Ma ane Of fe «, fused tuto a temporary | But,” 1 expoviutated, “what's che |NIARE and Ferdoes tor special veered Thrackies. | surt and the wind | oti, Good fellows Te Palit 9 your shore oo that. follow onder how the old’ doct t use of it Wy if the men were ne squgaked” “Foul empiy, he with which Periosa ‘reside ms for that ian Sat” centareh Peresten’ chee uwserous, that Would Just make them | - Al! Be long we “rowed back an entelt ta hie. work oes Capt. te 1 should | UO fer « a make LAE | torch from the, ship to the eove, tan of Captain Belover's gas: have passed tort a vit eacher! 1 wonder? md you did have something to ¢s 8 of the hold. Tiese the: then ia gethe 28 mat € 40 af ol ete oh presen ’ dor . guard fortune, we did pot have ow We did clean her! We strip 4 e captain ata make wer . te Giver further onde “1 know that. Orders,” replied Percy | & the heck of land is KEN Ong ehver until , "pl ' wanes - Dertow | gers wonae ee . an empty hui even a thes ‘ q ‘on which we could pile ° A Vigeing aehare yi Pa. i, We bidlt the stockade in # day, When| board, and 60 aow ihe Stowe grumbling he o “ CHAPTER VII | it was finished we marched to the beweh | [84% ian webs Roout myer et. ler Nem ® Seu | Coa rubs the ed hint PTER " And never, save in the three instances | ‘Then we diovered thai t 2 Tn RB ES YO ie EO a AE, ma, of (Comtia af wich 1 shail later 4el) you, did 1) lected and lowered to period. Ike | "He ae § p after ls own foe el ef Lopes His Nerve. se the valley again, ‘The next day we) Suan” oh Matrinn, dea 0G finial ~ Sy! gion ie il wading" | until pests and wa etore PeBCY,” said ticharmerhorn, | washed our clothes and moved ashore prove’ ¢ re. it awaite! er Rad baile has Seninen's prophecy, held good -—laomembat dashed jo meet Cantal Be | . iichied a ron the Wah Mocks ‘held ue et that infernal over, with clouded brows and en un team We will have the defense | with @ll guy belonsinge 1 fam poole bite. 11050 io Wreck. gollacting state iB spoven weeks of solld. grinding Wort. certain manner., He quite ignored my allt. “Tm Bet going 0 a Sy as woe chet we Were Kept arenlog ea elinleasly, ae \asueh our Vary | (he Be Continued no em Good excuses,” said Mr. Rangle eageriy. “Let me 1 ollectio t of the most prominent m his salary should evar be doubled etgnt of ten texplein; The Sheltering Onder of Wok-Wok has no meeting place and no ritual (COmns down. He mill get out his collection of time tables, and then he will Bit) times oo that he would have money enough for the initiation fee, oon rt down in the regular chair, with his back against the door and his feet over the |" "5s ne decides that it would be footlah to go traipsing off to Newport or Lenox except the Hien o * z Z ‘window sil] on fire-escape, and one elbow restiag In the soap dish and the re 7 -d 7 Peer | “When memt of the Sieltering Order of Wok Wok meet they exchange low. and taking chances of moe’ @ lot of socially impossible pe: when he rs | other on the pillow. You can be it as comfortabie tn the hall bedroom of «| 7 he th @xcusos that they have worn thre No’ et UW | ew York boarding-house ua you can in the palace of a king if you know the | om See twenty-one shows for a doliar’at Coney. And he throws the time tables | sues may be tn one howe bome « 7 . out of th nf breathes mtant and ets the alarm clock ips ceceee rany we 16 one 2 ward °f | inack of proper distritvution and how to utilize the space. When you have com-| or ris 4) Mand peeks instar oda bor ermeaias cee another memix se Have you a site gs vis | you can raise the Hd of the trunk and let the visitor ait {ni the.top tray. | : a Saher: sas “Now you are going to np Ultie books!’ " grawied Mr. | men, ¢f the reom seems crowed, > nw he transont and put the THE FUNNY PART arr. i washstand set out In the Kall | About 60,00 of them go through the same performance every year. “No, I'm not,” said Mf gle, - “test! fol your horses @ minute and) 7 naa met ante eS oee Beaheohindee oe | Jet me explain. Y | another |For the Drawing Room. & 4 The $10 F DAY te Evening World’s IN PRIZES. Practical <© § = Housekeeper ; or ineeheage Hegbrageye are gaa Loeraagst ates est with butter-plate buttons, and a tennis shirt with @|atatra, and @ few snatches of repartes between two poor, hard-worked women | * ——— : jae ree ‘ ance I can afford now, and 1 belong to enough fraternal impy collar and a soft-botled b/ pom Thus he le ready for | whe are so tatimued by the labor of getting up in the morning that they spend | } EXT WEEK THE E ING WORLD will give $10 a day in prizes} orders ag it ts, I geidom attend thetr meetings, anyhow, hat may develop. If nothing develops he still hae | the rest of the day leaning ever the window lates discussing the neighbors out | to Practical Housekeppers, ax fotiows: Tio prizes of $1 cack fort SEAT. bay San ehee 2 a6erR, to Ube Tit of Sa Saree ne watietying thought to eustain him he te making the | loud : the best 200 words pr lese—the fewer words ' oirtiny that he can wear all four of them oh Broadway and | i any one of these five headihgs, making ten prizes in Summer, Uses for Left Overs, Back. Yard Gardens, Making O pr, and ¢ Preserving. Send letters to “HOUSEKEEPING PRIZES EDITOR, P.; O. Box 1355, New Yare City-* * tv 4 ] The names and addresses of To-Day's Ten Prive Winners arc Stven be- | | low with the Prize-Winning Suggestions. Pe Ke bie ii dolling t ete atow for twenty min- Summer Clothes. utes, In Uhis way the whites are saved Cleaning Hint $1. Prize, | £9" Rother purpose gH 1 MAY MAC LAREN, To clean plumes, velle of chiffon and | No. 117 South Second street. Brooklyn. wtocks and ties tulle or gause, as 3, ~k +. | well a9 eatin elbbons or fowera of dele {FOF Sick Room $1 Prize. ate ntmsen, one of the cheapest and| To cool a sick room cover the top of effective waya ts to et some & wash bowl with « plece of flannel les to be cleaned top of a layer drawn (ght, making « sort of drum- head. Place upon this a bit of ice the aize of « quart bowl. The ico will last ® long Ume. CHARIATTE & BEAL, No. Wt Weet One Hundred ang \Thirty~ fifth etreet; New York City Washday Hints. Pipe Clay. $1 Prize, If pipe clay fe dissolved in the water the linen is thoroughly cleansed with half the labor, and fully a saving of one-fourth ef soap; and the clothes will ere in-@ hat or of the earth, put a x sprinkle same freely oa ap of each piece, and, covering ell with layer, replace lid on box and stand @way for twenty-four hours. Take ‘each piece out, stake and put in the air (in shade). The same earth should not be used @ second (ime. Mrs, N. D. BELLMAN, Dt Bighth avenue, New York City. ars and Cuffs. $1 Prize. Difore putting the collar en a tucked machine waist always run a row of |e: hepnsyed Ge tener seman tea te ng around the neck. ‘This pre i . = the neck fro tretching and the enohes. The pipe-clay eomens the ao - m= * | hardest water. .A cent's worth to collar 4i sier to put on. Mra, H HILLPR, No. © Greenwich avenue, N, ¥, Clty. four gallona of water ts enough. BLIZABETH CONLEY, No. 239 West One Hundred and Thirty third street, New York Ctty. | 3 be ;., | Woollen Blankets $1 Prize. Care of Floor $1 Prize. | be To wash new woollen blankets, steep To prevent hardwood foore ‘fro> Pe-| in cold water welve hours. Then ng marked pieces of thick felt the ve ready plenty of hot eeapy water exact olze of « tips of the chairs ant give the Diankets two or three rins- fasten on with a strong glue. Tho fel ings Then put them in clear, warm = far le: expensive than ruler Up® water with a little ammonia added. and will wear uch better. Rocking They will be beautiful and soft rs may have a long, narrow stp A. EVANS. clued on, No. 148 West One Hundred and Mrs. RICHARD LEMMER, Street, city No. % Richmond = Terrace, Wet 7 : cout, aed Cold Dishes. Fancy Vases. $1 Prize. Appte Salad. $1 Prize. By placing white sand tn the bottom are nm quart of nice eating-apples, of m vnse it will prevent it from Upping | Then out into email plecea, Then mix | cantly; will aleo keep the dust from in small pieces of celery, A few getting into the crevices.on the inner Chopped Hnglish nalnute are added, side. Mrs. J. C. WECKERLE, and then gil is covered with « inayon- No, 617 Hart street, Brooklyn, N. Y. nalse dressing DOWNS, “ ay s P.O, box 4 Shore, L. 1 Little Economies. Tortoni. $1 Prize. Saving Eggs. $1 Prize.) Bott three-quarters of a cup of sugar Left over yolks of eggs If put at once With same amount of water till it {nto @ tumbler of cold water will keep | threads. ica yolks and whites of fresh and soft for several days. If three eggs separately, then mix, pour dropped into a cup and covered the the hot syr ) the eggs gradually, yolks will be unfit for use the second stirring till cool, thick and. creamy; Jay, The left over whites of egxs may favor with one team: vanilla, Whip ade into macaroons, kisses and one pint of cream and add to the m ised for meringues, The whites of tWo ture Grate one dozen stale macaroons eggs witha quarter of @ pound of #u-| put hatt of the crumbs in the mold, gar and the eame quantity of almond | turn én the tortoni, then the reet of the paste will make two dozen macaroons. | crumbs, Pack the mold in toe and ealt Where hard botled yolks are wanted It ang jet stand four hours, It makes @ ja much better to break the eSE8, SPS | delicious dessert ate carefully the yolks from the whites Mrs. HIGGINS nd drop the yolks into water that ts | No. 240 Highth avenue, New York ¢ When High Office Was On Open Sale. into the nineteenth century the sale of @ place in the House of Com- W hone was considered to be as honorable « transaction as the purchase « nmission in the army. “I have seen an advertisement,” wrote Prof. ‘Pryme, “before Grampoi was disfranchised, offering a borough for as y to be sold, but sold by order of the Court of Chancery. A hort time before the reform bill Lord Monson paid £100,000 for Gatton, which twenty-five houses and rather more than on» hundred inhab- neeas bathing sult, with @ bloomers, ts the latest ment of the garment, and becoming and very i, ‘This one tw absolutely te 4 tes all the essen- stiles and como , at € to 100K Princess Bathing Suit—Patterr 5680 a 32, 34. 3 ‘ Gall or send by mail wm THE EVENING WORLD MAY MAM TON FABHION BURBAU, No, B West Twenty-thire sireek Ne York. Gend ten cents in calm or stamps for each pattern ordered, IMPORTANT—Write your mime aed eddsees piminiy, amd Abe ware apecity sine wanted 4