The evening world. Newspaper, May 30, 1907, Page 11

ct -The Evening World Daily Magazine, Thursday, May HALAL AARBAAPL ABP ABA PAAR RAR BAP BDP BARI ABLARABARBRA RBA BA AAA BRBABBARRABAARABISAA LAR BBBRROARBRBABBAAA BA ARALL AALS BAG : w The Best Fun of the Day by Evening World Humorists ~ ; r * & The Jarr Family’s Daily Jars G2 New York Thro’ Funny Glasses ie eae Intellectual canine that used euch faultless language and had such noble thoughts By Roy L. McCardell. By Irvin S. Cobb. and that did such interesting things up in the neighborhood of the North Pole, i WISH you wou trun up bile Jarre tea, where the gifte! polevat and the talen musk ox tly ’ OW that our attention. has been properly directed to! and the other attractive animale of the perfumery family “I’m not running up any bills,” sald Mra. Jarr the matter by He Who Cannot Bo Mistaken Ever In the enthusiasm born of Mr. Liverpool's faithful accounts we are apt to be- “Here's Jenkins & Co, left & bill for me at the office for ARDOGEY TOD A. We Cipnor en Tet “Wate. Preere.) Spann Oe fifty-one dollars.” sod with the idea that we'd like t have @ hign-minded husky dog or strong ourselves for the nature faking game on Manhattan! an unselfish walrus about the place, cheering us on by ite able and intelligent Inle, True, there doesn’t seem to be any vary vociferous call example. We fonget that the husky {® net adapted to a humid at for the works of good old Father Aesop, the dean of the! side of books. He does not keep in. thie climate He shines, we nature-faking profession, but that’s no more than mlabt|naunt of the Kequtmaus, whe be expected seeing that he, poor back-numbered old gent, | never take a bath except when the architecture begins to thew. ely wrote about four-legge! ereatures thet didn't know When imported to this vicinity the husky customarily spends the winter biting \ery much more than an ordinary human. Nor doe Uncl/ the children and making « series of noises resembling the Russian vowel sounds Ttemus wear any large, conspicioua medals in these parts. | in ihe spring he expired, Mngectngly, thereby depriving severed thousand trusting Maybe ¢hat's, beosume Uncle Remus likewise fell into tho of the only. heme they ever knew. error of making his antmal friends merely nd pene and) Rut eventually the edge of ovr regard for Mr. Liverpool's aantne friend = normal. But when It comes to Intimate acquaintance With | worn off by the appearance of some other long-distance naturalist's work, dealing the Inspired beasties of the Ernes(-Baton-Thompson-Srnee= | with the loyalty and devotion of the eee@ tick, the sagucity and etevating con Dest of tt all tte way around! Lut there's no ‘use discussing (hat matter, What| Sei And-Repeat-Baton variety, our populace ts right there, OF) versation of the leather-winged bat, or the lovable disposition and lofty motives @ pant to may to you ts to stop running up’ bill 1 or ee of the sandhill] whooping crane. “You stop spendirg all the money you make foollahly, and then I won't have| — .\ perceptible thrill, which ta felt all the way fron the grammar ecloo! te the| Incidentelly 100 Where we might go and study for ourselves the $0 run up bills!’ sald Mrs. Jerr, “Anyway, there {se @ mistake in that bill, 1 only | Carnegie Ubrary, stirs our town every (ime Nr. Jack Liverpool turns out ene of | habits of the adorable creatures that he mature-faking brethren find eo truly enkine & Co, $13" his fascinating stories of life in the Goq-biscult sat. A few of ue may spend our delightful. “Ob, that’s all, is 11? howled Mf. Jerr, “And here I've gone and paid $<) @pare time looking through the beck issuee of (he megasines to find out where TRE FUNNY PART: Phen you only owe 415 Mr. Liverpool awiped tt, but the great majority promptly fall tn love with the! But nobedy visite the Bronx Park except out-of-towners and foreigners, “That will be all right," said Mrs. Jarr, “I have to @et a lot of things for the . mer there, and if you have paid—tet's see, fifteen from Mf{ty-one will leave piacere teateyeso| ThE Foolkiller ¢2 £2 &2 £2 £2 OYE Taylor Las] | ! 4 no business said Mrs. Jerr “The s my own persona! bill, and the > bring It to you, Bo you need not wor with some amperity Your personal bili women have even the said Mr. Jarr with a sneer, “The sit them, If you had san" nave to pay my we made to 1 w IT tae money in the. word ia, but I would et!!! be reaponat 1 haven’e all the money tn the world, I wish I had,” eald Mre. Jarr, “and it is a gdod thing if women do have the sdvantage in law. They get the worst of {t everywha e."* “Oh, they do, do they?’ eald Mr, Jarr. “They ha’ the “I was going to ask you for the $15 to pay the bill, and then put it @Pside,” said Mrs. Jarr. “And now I suppose you won't give me the money sim- Oty because you have pald tho bill.’ “Is that the way you do busin Ghey had sent you « bill for nr fm & hurry to let you know a mis! Ss Is A t BEAVTIFUL DAY: Tue visT TAKE “You had the money put aside to pay the b asked Mr. Jarr. T asked Mr. Jarr in amazement. “T'll bet If en when you really owed fifty-one, they'd be; ke had been made.” “You mustn't say tha * Jarr. “Jenkins & Co. are lovely peopie ta / Bea! with, and as I was saying. I need a Wt of things from there, and now I can | get them, after this mistake has been cotected, and we won't have to pay for them.” “Why won't you have t ay for them asked Mr. Jerr. “Because you've already patd too n, don't you ane? How atuptd men are!" men aren't #0 ® @R4 you are Kolng down ih & mistake has beer ’ ve got $9 over, | to spend this mone: you can convince | 4o in thelr account.’ | “Yee, but don't you see, even then I'll be out S1ET" eai4 Mrs. Jarr. | “How wil! you be out $18 ked Mr, Jarr. } | ‘Because I was going to get $15 to pay that Dill, and now you've gone and Paid it, when, ax I told you, 1t was my own personal bill and I would have Btiended to tt “Didn't I Die for every about tt "And why shouldn't you be? You're my husband, aren't yout” asked Mrs you that you can’t have any persona! bills; that I'm reaponet- mit of credit you get?’ asked Mr. Jarr, who was now really med AND NOW IM—ROASTING! GREAT GUNS! THIS. WINTER AGAIN) Ber Hey? BRRR! suppose I am,” anid Mr. Jarr. “And now IT want you to go right down | @ere with your bills and have that corrected and bring me back the differs is oe JME FOR MY face.” A overcoat!) “You won't miss it, now that you have paid {t,"" sald Mrs. Jarr, "Suppose 0 Z hadn't told you that a mistake nad been made, would you have said any thing? | suppose Yo wouldn't! -grumbted-Mr. Jar. ! “Well, please let me have 11,” eatd Mrs, Jarr. “Oh, coggone It right!” #aid Mr, Jarr “And can't you let me have the $13 1 was going to ask you-for to pay | @his bill?” asked Mrs. Jarr No, I wort said Mr. Jnrr And he didn't. Aren't some men mean? BETTY? VINCENTS 9 DVICE*LOVERS | ,UFFS IN Lov —$—$——>> op eee userul ady 1 vane 4 To the y mr ! He about the #ize of your salary, the wealth of your friends, or the (importance of your services to your employer. To the gir! {t etgnifies, do: te the eet of) weyur com. GIT tumes, the sums apent In your entertainment by other ad- HOME . mirers and the soctal posit f your family tm very bed form, of course, you know. | brag to the girl or the man you are efgag ‘ Us all bluffs bet yY are and the leas and a women. They sec ee {mages difers from the p the ch of mutual t Jt is wrongs to dec When the deception ts revealed engagement period, the greater Low euccesaful nit Is also fnolist the best families reside in snow domicties and | Rees Oe 4 The 4 Evening World’s $10 A DAY IN PRIZES. | Practical » Housekeeper XT WERK THE EVENING WORLD will give $10 @ day in N to Practical Housekeepers, as follows: Two prizes of 82 each the best 200 words or less—the fewer words the better—wnéer| any one of these five headings, making ton prizes in all: Bum Little Economies, Wash Day Hints, Cold Dishes and For the room. 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Take Saratogs Sloth In good condition, besides being fake crackers, adding chopped | wood for the drain piper \to the frosting, spread thielly on! j Mrs, A. Mf. BLATDR, crackers, and brown @ gtr Hersey i 2 West New Brighton, & I» tot oven, Keep in « warm a keep the cracktrs |\Cozy Corner fiints. | wo. ms Se OEE | Sofa Pillow. $1 Prize. | A very pretty sofa pillow can be made | “Teddy's” Prophecy, by taking @ yard and a quarter of pink ROF. BURGESS, whoee lecture at gingham (the large check) ané@ knol- the University of Berlin was a! [ting each alternate check with btack | tended by the Keleer, and : Justre the length of the gingham. COD | remarks on the Monroe Doctrine | tinue each row until all fe done, A back | Ualieg forth great oriticiem, says that and raffle of plain material can be Used! wien he occupied she chair of pouti- or the back of sateen and the ruffle of | 644 and eoonomic bolence at Columbia | riebon can be used, if preferred. Any | vniversity in 1876 he noted amone wheade of gingham can be used his audience a "very remarkable Miss MAE O'NEILL, young man” who Was regular Bip | Main Street, West Chester, N. ¥ ny paige Pe ay a Sart. _ | Use of Trunks. $1 Prize. | sree and aaked ince mt questions When one has not very much space to | up to the lecturers desk ang ealds | spare und still would Uke to lave &| Sih, Sau eore ee yectures, ? cosy corns {n one of the room, trunks | and I hope to be able lo devote my can % eautly used for the veate by| to ther siudy and realleaite making cushions to ft the top and cot | Te eee ot Burgess, “shot out Jering them with some light material to | 3/ jus mouth like cannon balls and harmonize with the rest of the lang- | went peck be pe ae. as see, os Ings. Have a deep ruffle to hang down he hed come, tte Nek ne Mee i in_ front 4 completely cover (h®) grog: destiny bad already dawned trunks, ‘This ‘will not injure the trunks | fiip mind” fnd perfect truth betwen lovera fs the only € ee of lasting love. | ; - a and gracious to the young man, but 4 To Gain His Affection. eh neich Seb nalgieke eerie ee Dear Bevw ’ a Rihiele atlel od placing Kissing Before Engagement, | have been acqua 4 wit » wentioman two years eny 66 r to ® young man kies —Tayuon: the } fen or twelve ve © ongeged? My als. — aconennaanacin — — - - — caecneenl a asses Ape ‘ 1 1 der than myself, being | Ber hike ta, kis 4 fa ides than sereat,. being i he ret Ww. [a crak ted Pm 7 ’ ‘ , ES oe) ue cnet’\“Handy Solomon” Thrills Lau ass's Crew alge Dawniet 46 \mreik.’ to pardio sel, and I advi you | Ale ns where—in the banks, on the fo 4c | deme, { © more t y dater. . othing ‘and. the amounding fact of May Manton’s Daily Fashions Strange Man, Whose ‘‘Hand” Is Py goa leaepep rebum Steel Hook, Whispers that Scher give Ce 2 Se iota Pilg 9. me poweda V @ HE girls who are studying cook m i ioe wack and’ ene, te thai | ae oe Toss'nca tin sos st ma rae| merhorn Can Create Gold. fit Pat sang le to move, Un- able to 6 Qo bias. Pie noe wee tog marvow, | ci Tee Eroteeaue gure tn the oor- f hook-nowes salater; ner stir the Yrock free from. sol! and it con- THE MYSTERY. | a ema 1 a “* 4, a Ty) area fines the hiair after the neatest a: deady Diack. I could et fret sianoe, | By Siewart Edward White ascribe creat eotivity, but only pa a Sir 'no Too re} a4 the mreon, or evils stood | « onan TE ou matk neem, den be Naughed the negro, with- the matter with you, Doo- 4 Theackles tractive eutst es this one, constat- ing of npron, cap and cuffs. It keeps moat approved manner. Indeed, tt ta aete suvnats tw his slender, a zen" ‘hes sobenet cee Mlawer : j fisure, In tits I was mistaken, Hie mins in ats | “YOU see. ) earry 90 much & aatlsfactory addition to any| | and Samuel Hopkins Adams. | Soe physica: vower wos sound oni foo" yi aia You vg MrfulT You, 90p GBT acehed wirl's wardrobe tt n | te thet of Cant. ‘er, s | ‘and Sit robe that {t might well be | J coprrignied 1907 by Mociure, yastine wo. | f ; ne Ore at | pers did "The "gold “goin. from, 1|* nd iit 8 pipe. bros ot “ Drovided tor « aod all; for even} %,, "et 1 could net understand me thet! Winy, they toade ii, just as | Tie 2, analy, wah foes mpa th ho 4 . or 48 OF PRECEDING CHAPTERS | his; Could not see how « man eo) the mat that wrote thisnaen ene: ane She aoe ate who €0 not 0 to the cooking | #*MORSIE. OF Wolverine torts | maimed could de Usetul aboard ® shio, YoU sa Jn» Whe Mook ‘i eee erat awty Te pant What classes would be the better and bap. | the leet Lass, enamored | =a mere na banty. sion, nae BS ao think, Bucko?* he wuddenty ap- which be caugh' nT a vale mas gt ene: me Je man shots keen siance thither Desied 4 trom my investigation of no. were ET pler for the poss Lessons at } his book quicker tan fap sr from the the empty berthe. home are ofte, quite as desirable as ef 2 weep 6 eae ee oe panipl Opts, Thrwcklest he inquired “7 “don't unin inuah gout It.» pe: . ied, * thoae given at school, and the putting | lars second omen bot held Maat the usher. “He sold we y, noe? etammnered the mac ad: Moree were, de for [ae tha Hone " clnch-iook hiteh exwic: | ulus rom of the on of (he proper outfit gives « certain the mmountelnan ond | Wel . pursued the man with 4 Setter turn to on deck.’ i on ewamp-heons 2 oa. ook, “and K's wat the whole An subercasses pause fell dignity to the eecasion which is sure 1) of ne ) and you can King “Who ere you, anyway?’ bluntly de- woods of Michiaan, oy that, tol ‘There ain't any gold manded the. man with the steel hook to be felt by the young student, in He was s Wander- there ain't any jm ‘My name is Hagen,” | replied; name wes Anderwon, but =, never have been, They sede thelr i+). Lesth of mate, Which of there 4ition to which {t teaches habite of him onlied tat. It wae # ka are empty D ‘oe tonaed saide «@ book he had heen be Neal 1 desired wi Reainess and care, Solomon" with MAP holding in is lett hand. I recognized, The: willenness. 1 unde! |e fat little paper duodecimo with resentne ‘The quantity of materia! required for each other, I fascinated | amosement and some wonder. The only ‘quartered same spell of the ship, | fer cops. T ued ever laid iy eyes on iy JH.Y106 8 1) Sonsaeren as (he medium etee (fourteen years) in 4 CHAPTER II whieh T have. never bean able te en: |") tae Astor Library It i; somewnat | thoi cihy {ivcres whan af gaa, nod. tn 7) § ° or "] $ nt to the ff yarde M1 oF Avante % inches wide, | pla cg plain to myvelt—nor even desaribe, 11 | Gheiny or the Urand Pann reat enseeh. 1 subsea ventiy aid } wes & mynery, & portent, a premonition | Matation Fully |x t fo overcome thie feeling, but neve Pattern Ne, BABI is cvt in sites tor! = Phe Graven Ima puch as greriakes = man sometimes in| RUSCM D8 De meet. thy Nig cirle of twelve, fourteen and errter | AM golng to tell you more of this) the dark pretpewere of we 1 ganna | Pafien, fake the bee ye pee ney, er oy ab rs Ope} Migses’ Cooking Outfit—Pattorn No. years I inan, beaause, as You shall ger, he| ‘ell you of My Mer make You belle aT Rentaes 1 y f Kiresay tue’ ? |db wan Gestined to have wansh to do| let tt Basin there were four, ‘The cook. w yg oe, nesry with oht baa ‘st with my life, the fate of Dr. Karl Au-| 7hee by © slow process of susessive wullet-headed sunt ken finet, and the lights of t met " 1 : +: Fvintur Bchermerhora and the doom of | Pervepons 1 bemmmme aware thet } wee | Dis som” or gornething. of toms sore | USEMIBE AM? QITIMAS gil). or many mays he ta or was, che mast ian Tigited hie firm asArota i the Laughing Lass meieel be sine Sou. ones He was to all of ue simply the in Daethg ide ne" biatig [extraordinary of my many a | maniinin colieied of anaune oft ; ¢ He Wore on his head @ ved bendanns Py ag a one pag Dapeng Dinthe cost of Wis vase, he was } aloes ¢ veanea. | S208, During that eat tals hour's | f mepaterehiel 5 nari sea bie 1 that for the mo- | OF the other two, a vitle whie-taced | and" here conse the Kaucy “Bills | Saat site he 3 changed var hind 0: |. 1 Chim pony Pee fjo8 si 505 Sona Tas tmenteaeld pomevton of we, vo be orory> | Suu Shaaits Sine sdaniaen srt A Phe tug tovk us in charge aid puted | less: @ dosen times, wtiiered AEP Oe “ch bat K 8! htt Spence 4 SOE POE om PaaS ah: he eeeeieamine ia te eananeae aati senna # x 4 ee ah ’ with Hints of Treasure with down the harbor and through | thouctt him clever, the ‘text es atte don Gate cated the ses: now I found tim frank, epen, @ am 00d companion, eager (0 please-and o ain, for ihen @ droop of his Dioad eyelashes, « lost thelr str jazy, impertivent @rewi of bis vole, & CAS Dint ef balt-Dored condescension tn bis into three ay ment, but all her handily in moet Weather. Handy Solomon had | the wheel. Otherwise the deck waa ringe of Me ousting oll fokee hs t ing oily ne | Sirk outline of his {ace momentarily | confidences was to throw « doubt silhouetted against the phosphorescence | thelr aeouracy, This might be what or aa be slanoed to windward. 81) desired; or with equal probability {t could. almost | Hy aught the| might be the ehance reflection | gleam of aliver-butted horse pistols and | obildish and aimless acalabtticy, culleswrs at hie walet het 1 heal He wae tall and slender and pale, le 1 brooded In wonder At grat iver | uid ef movement, languid of eye, lan for 8 | Suid of speech. His eves drooped, halt ab xf g eratt of thre Teer epee cer, wiry hand lastly twisted « rather af Uy PB shiv—what ‘id It moan? And this ¥'0.| feoted blond mustache, bis weice een eet “citfoutous contrast drawled his speech iu a manner either of neatness and aith—did Dr Seber ingufferably condescending and imperti- real to what he had trusted Eittacl? ant his’ protious ‘expedition, Beat or ineffably tired—who could dell whatever it might pet The lichis of shore had sunk: the! 1 ound him leaning against the taf- rm a the tonn nee The number of bo jue, tye ton | closed beneath blend brows; & lems. | Laughing Laas etagmered and leaped eee ith the glory of the open een, | frail, bie languid Bhe neemed alone on th of the ported by his elbows, his chin propped ovean, and for the il mul ogalpet bis hand. Aa tT epproached the nals binnscle ‘be raised his eyes and mo- tioned me to him The Insolence of It was #0 superb (hat for « moment I was angry enough to isnare him. Thea I f- Scientist, who In turn wae ahout to investigate at length flected that 1 bere not to tad tle-known deep-Aeg conditions « 1 my persona) dignity, but to get tm i formation. 1 joined him. © the maleT” be drawled. «lam on the quarterdeok,” 5 enapped back He eyed me thoughttully, while Be 4 with one band » cormhusk Memhe where you ane going? The Pepeating Rifles, Om wt r glow the nex “pends moral eh ot ona co . ‘ rw actions.’ I rejoined %) moring | mei Bewsy Dar 111 Te allowed # salle to Leal : one always has some left over, A good ~—-