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pre err a er ree RT ee tne errr Worldas«#WVaily (Magazine. ‘Wednesday, May 29, 1907> “No Wonder It’s Cold, By Maurice Ketten, Row, New York Matter Pudtianed by the Preae Publishing Company, No. & to © Park . Entered at the Post-Office « York as Seco! ana Mi) —<$<$<$< << —$ | “VOLUME 47.....-+0-.+- NO, 16,717. ¥ ISN'T THIS FING ? LINE A POLAR GREAT, SIR. ‘“ D' YOU ever see such weather?’ sata Mr, Jatr, KNOCKING AND KNOCKERS ees eave 5 I'm "ad you ave mineting ie 9 ? agi AND HAVE, é fault with.” sald Mra, Jarr, “instead of begin- OCKING is an American bad habit. The English- (A SPERM OIL EY SPRING, EH / ning a. mie an sun” ss . 3 = never begin. at you. If you waited for m 0 man is a chronic grumbler and faultfinder, but he saat = fueses “we'd never have any. As Te in, 1 AMk we ane restricts his complaints to matters which personally “et tlend ©, We sekiom: have touch him, and he is little inclined to gossip about “i ho ts a vere decd sea SECM others. The German confines his grumbling more “ae wth pair wien you care for a person that what to his personal and family aflairs:. “The Frenchman “iat leat’ on prea iety fei Sih’ aia is prone to criticise abstract propositions, but pays Feally fond ef ench otter they have trust and confdenes ¥ * nd y not tryin purt each athe ee * lille attention to concrete happenings unless they “Which Just’ Proves what 1. may,” “weld” Mee Sole directly affect his comfort or his purse. jrou certainly go out of your way to say unkind things The American—and especially the New Yorker— is given to criticism of everything that he sees or we J hears. The bigger the American community the vase, larger the percentage of knockers. In the small} village where everybody know’ everybody else gossip is more in secret than in the streets or in a crowd. But as the village grows into a town and the town into a city people become less restrained in their public speech and everything becomes an object of invidious comment. A gang of men cannot be putting in a safe or a window dresser begin at his work or a truckman undertake to start a stalled team or an ambulance come to the scene of an accident | do mot! said Afr. Jarr emphatically | “Yea, you do!’ said Mré, Jerr “Now, look here,” said Mr. Jerr: “Herfe a fair sam to make a remark about the weather and you started t 1 ata “I saw you were only making an excuse about the weather to say some: thing disagreeable to me ("There you go again!’ said Mr. Jarr. “You are always fin me If 1 am not home, and when I am home you make jthat I wish I hadn't come tere at all.” Tm'giad you admit that you wish you hadn't come home.” said Mrs. Jar I'm aure I'd pre hot te come If you are going to find fault.” “AN right, then fo out.” sald Mr. Jarr. | “You could have gone out without being mean to me.” sald Mra. Jere. “Dm | sure I don’t want you to stay home with me If you find it so unpleasant to spend {even one evening with your family.” * FURTHEST NORTH EXPLORERS MET LASTLEVENT Set 1 fost happened > fuss with me because fault with nt for me along better,” said Mr. Jarr without a goodly faction of the crowd which gathers | sent f 4 it unpleasant because you make ft 0!" flared Mr. Jarr a ., at AS h ‘ou make ft so yourself,” said Mra. J I wasn't saying © word-to you at once proceeding to tell how much better the |when you began at me! job could be done and how manifest are the | syria Git TL may?" asked Mr. Jarr. t 1 4. A i | “Never you mind!’ sald Mra. Jarr, “I can see what's tn your thoughts, shdrtcomings of the man who is trying to do it. | “If you tried to think good of me and my thoughts instead of bad we'd get f | Sorry, KNICK, The crowd that comes out of a theatre lifts its voice BUT on ACCOUNT T wish Folr wouldn't keep quarrelli time," antd Mra Jar ' cent peda In ep qua ne at 4 Mra. Jarr, pettishly, “I'm knocking the play and the not feeling well. If you-want to ga out with your friends anywhere, don't pick prices, the bad manners of the waiters and,the in- POLE EXPERTS : | create 3 ind heave ak ld acai te He sick competence of the cooks MISS: SPRING me | dea whiz! What's the matter with your asked Mr, Jarr in an exam * ie a LINES erated tone This habit is feminine as well as masculine. A COUN SG ates |" Well. I'm not to blame for the weather,” said Mra. Jarr, “Who Tou | “Now good part of feminine conversation is made up of ) Knocking their own or other women’s dressmakers, tilliners and household arrangements. In a flat id you were?’ asked her husband. ried to 1 anw th Mrs. Jarr anid Mr. Jarre. “Let us have a pleasant evening at t finding any fauit home; hon- arrangement of the} rooms, of the elevator service, the hall doce ¢ hammered at in tse A person prouls: tide that I was nothing but a scold to hear you talk! sala a sort of an anvil chorus. 1) Gh well, bette ieoias that renee i What!” sald Mee 0 sliment; “do you mean to my that T amP* i} No, 1 ” t aatter drop'!’ growled Mr ¢ salt Mra. Jarr. Y t ebuse me, and Ho, and when I told you T waan't tee this evening. or do you want to drive fg to his feet. you plenre.” said Mrs. Jarr coldiy then, Dog gone it, il go out!’ sad Mr. Jarr knew that's what Jou were up to all along.” said Mrs. Jarh ex- Y couldn't you be frank shout it? ts t go 0 R "3 ig k Fe t | citediy. ' Alt right, then, 1 wo! OPENING oF Le Scone Hodeny way ai auT™ sacl air, Tiere ROOF forced calmness, GARDEN | [- sctuecainlys: said Mra. Jarr, ‘lf you'll only behave yourself and not be | SEASON. | | “Nfe rons?” asked Mr. Jary in astoniahment LAST EVENING. | “Certainly,” id Mrs. Jarre. And you ought to be ashamed of yourself. torne children have been fretfol ali day and have worried me dreadfully, and | then rou come home and start 1¢ fuse with me Don't you think I have troubles enought 1 Mr. Jarr looked a ‘ Away from New York these very men and women are the most bozsiful of its luxuries and comforts, the splendor of its restaurants and eae hotels, the excellence of its plays, the good tasie of its people, the fash- baer palsy saete ia Bt aada I. 0 le f its milliners, tailors and dressmakers, hel ’ e |e you Groce bunt Nowting- I Gon't know what yoe'd do if you bad a wite Tie So OT ae tne eiExtravagance IS Love’s Deadly Foe. = w & By Helen Oldfield, | :2"sonce 'tnow tar are seven ana Teasing” 7 ™4* F acem just now to be p « vd Wis “Oh, very well,” he sald. “" aad maybe it's the we with a emtic "I don't 1 are most given to praise of ‘“‘little old New York.” So indiscriminate has the knocker habit become that it does no ing the tril. of the ea y for the xake of a woman, and If she encourages It for the aake of gain, 4 amit e apt to takes posses ofthe souls of both and drive out COS ies iss sodni|| Shy Ways to Make a Man Care for a Woman good and a good deal of harm. Pertinent, effective criticism is valuable age pica ses ‘a 1 pal aie ‘ to any community. If when a waiter was insolent the guest went to f this yen than they ho instead of stimulating og ainteane | By Margaret Rohe. the manager and complained and then kept away from that restaurant | pamioogiale ’ pet} ager aed urage tre lve No ake ate ter ee Pl | unless the complaint was remedied, such action would be effective iu! becauve It is ne Is s h, to exercise a restraining influence to prevent them, if! . reforming bad service and careless manners. But the knocker alway. : na be ‘ sgt pe . ning whelmed in the wanistrom of speculation, which wrecks ie arabs Him: Chepag: : seiiting ally . i a a ' - s ; s. : : ays} ness, wh on many noble but unstable spirita and shuts them out of the ponsibility of rein-| NDULGE him in frequent visite through the shopping ; i Feb i | ietor knows that his knocking is ¢ 7 a oe It also is the bounden duty of a wife to accept the social pogition ta which fam ru you can. He willenjoy this. If he happens to The proprietor knows that his knocking is only a habit of talk | aot x)ibor marriage has pleced her and fulfl tte @bitgationa to the best of her ability. She be in a fr hurry to get tom certain place, delay this may, and ought improve it In #0 far as she can without departing from the as much as possible by steering him against millinery win- dows and asking his opinion on the various fascinating specimens of headgear displayed therein. Or, better. still, insist on bis accompanying you inside the shop and con- centrating all his brain power for the Uttle matter 6f an ur or (wo on the important problem as to whether » “Battery Dan” Finn expressed a sound view of knocking and knockers on the police bench when a clergyman ap pessdbacrt fixed ‘peared as complainant against a drunken man who! scarce! had insulted two Salvation Army girls. He thanked | °°?" day, instead of wat r tempting Her husband to do so, but th In repinings whether or no to marry, and, bh na to do her utmost to help her hush and citizen, to aid him tn every good endeavor, to use rand tre ail pleasures ( which comes ‘ the clergyman*for coming to court to Is tuken off the enjoyment sown comfortable litte | ation and to secure for her children the best dower Cergyn f gt : see that N |envying the palatial residence of one's nelghhor, who, perhapa, if the trut hey can recetve, an honorable neme—a name untarntshed by falsehood, corrup- Gainsborough or a mushroom bape is more becoming to was done instead of getting up-in the pulpit and de-|{nown is none the happler for his greet posaeestons, The dollar which pur-| tion or disioyalty to man or Woman, So much pf this power Hes in the hands of your style of beauty, whether flowers or plumes would be - . ne . ser O “1 “ igh a p vu armen, he nation be earth tha ome ir t is thelr duty to guard and exercise ct more effective, pould the bandeau be raised « trifle ’. ‘0 ~ t {chases content is at so hig prem me the nat th th that it] women that it r duty to guard 1 exercise It am a sacred trust. mote effectt abou over ROUNCINE conditions which he as a private. oitizen never can be made the standard of value, nor ts It always to be found among ‘©, women, be pure in your Instincts; the left ear, and «@ few vital questions ke that had failed to do his best to remedy many millions ©, women, be true In your Hyves! It ie also @ mplendid ides to carry along « silk sample of “Tha 0 ho has hi It 1s the Women who sin most in (hin respect. There is much truth in the] Ye moid the future as mothers a GiMoult shade to match. This will necessitate the Jour. 1 have no se for the man who has his ham t when @ map wanta the carth it is because he deaires to ¢ to| Ye govern the present as wives,” neving from atore to store, and, in on to the delightful exercise, the bee mer out all the time and keeps knocking away at It is almost always the case that men take ther firet risk of soul) —Chicago Tribune, wildering display of sb and colors at the different silk counters will appeal everything in sight,’ said Battery Dan, J. Knocking is the opposite to acting. The man who acts takes another method than using his tongue} —as a hammer. The way to remedy bad conditions} and to cure grievances is to act, not talk. _- Letters‘from the People. “BY Has Best of Argument. of May. When « house» Wo the RAitor of The Kvening World it supplies steam be. > “A” argues t @ person can grow Goes not that house contract Galler as long as he is fit to do exer- renter to furniin steam heat when the ises which help to make you grow, | Weather calle for artincia: warmth? Is daught by an instructor in any good there any differe between » gymnasium “B” says you can grow contract and n to, vised, unt!! about twenty-four years of and otherwise red-taped? Of Mindiy seitic thie question by an- where ht js distinctly stated in the lease ewer in your paper as to who is correct or other paper that steum heat shal! be @r are they both wrong? If so, at what |{urned on at puch « date and off at un ‘Aue do we wtop srewing? A MH. jother date, the lesese enters upon the e Contract with his eyes-open. Bur when . idea sles the dates are not this apecified, then, Be the Bdiior of The Drening Worlds isa ao lendiona ce oe Kindly solve the following puzale for gem enters the undersigned, tor which we thank You very much beforehand. We have sold to one of our customers ® lot ©. mantels, which we would like to take back, the buyer being near bankruptcy, We have written tue law Yer to this: effect, and at the bottom |! arrote the bolloiwng $y: 4 ‘Bhere ie & great Gemand tor manteis| {frase comparstivnn fre sates @A present, and would it be easy for us| hundreds of thoumods mum Bo dimpose of (vem at once.” | Catiee, thes be 20 adequate ‘a Blow, do you consider the inet part of Pie Kyening World will te Ghie & question? Trusting to wee + lor Ww We know whet the @mawer wo the ebove tn your 6 be a we beg to remain, | The Batiway Prob! ; AND C WALLIAM, |r tne Ratios of The Brening ; strongly to his artistic When you wish to be especially entertaining always shift the conversation to hf | Aecuasion of your clothes. A minute description of how your new mar- Hustle, of Harlem, £2 £2 &2 By H. Methfessel, | w:drmite sc rau cmc! Sel at tr usc ol Geese fe tamee ? : of the skirt the ostrich feather on your new biack hat is thirty-seven inches long will interest him so Intensely that he will probably < for @ return date the mext evening to get the latest bulleting on your new spring outfit, ———-—_* 4e-— YOU CAN'T HOLD Give A MAN (ue HusTLe! OC's a fon eee Railroading a Railroader. By Walter A. Sinclair, (Commineioner Clamanta ante to ore 4 prominen: ralireader in fell —ttem,) ¥ they put a retiroad man in jatl—a great, big ratiroad man— Do you think that we'd reform our jails on « modern ratiroad plant Oh, think of all the changes (his imprisonment would cause: ‘They'd raliroad reiiroud men to jail and thus enforce the laws, When railroad men begin to think they're greater than (he earth Perhaps ‘tis time to tuck one fo hig little lower berth. The judges as despatchers at the telegraphic keys Would send them (to the siding with the easiest of ease. Conductors should watch over them, at feed-stops they'd be fed; We wouldn't call them prisoners, bul passengers, instead. ‘The horrors of the punishment would purely not exceed ‘The horrors put on travellers by magnates Mied with greed ‘ - “i heve te work your “ 0 not rust your goin CERTAINLY 15) THAT tore ls eet by Clements show all clear to Pile 0’ Rock, HOG, AM PILE DRIVER WAS yin Sy ys " Thing foe’ voU MINUTES LATE me | ‘and, do not fear, you can't slide back, the signals show @ block WA HURRY ! i, N UP AND OWN To make it Mt the ratiroad crime, the punishment they'd load I 18 TIMES “i 50 Brould be—harsh (hough trip upon the Kile road. ™ ; CoumTe: eer ere peremenne memes Millionaires Who. Like Work. EE of the younger generation anderbilt family are serving the "are York Central. Alfred G. Vanderbit has bis gesk io the financial Cornelius Ande his greatest interest in tie shep and can. 1, and te eald to Know @ railroad from the roadbed up. ‘Hie anderbiit, Jr. has eombined both the financial and preetiost Lees tae ene eee The Army of the Aeronaut \ 3 signa! oMcer, Capt, Charies de nlag Warid: if & train F. Chendier, will wake belloes age’ New Work at the rate p opportunity is presented. ‘Dols is ¢ part of Ne “Beam Heated Aperiments,