The evening world. Newspaper, May 20, 1907, Page 12

Pa eM NO STEN RTIENN ATE aaa iia a ala Teall nee ° 7" " “ia CR day, May 20, 1907. World's UVaily Magazine, Mon PPLIDHHDOPPSPSP PE PPPSPS HHS PPOL1 SHS SOSH HHS: ov @iSaon {The Newlyweds %% Their Baby %& By George Memanus $ | Pebtahed vy the Press Publishing Company, No. & to M@ Park Row, New Tork Pintered at the Post-Ofice at New York as Becond-Ciass Mall Matt <) : OH,LOOK, ys / WO INDY, DADY! i 27D} LOVEY HE - PAPA <0 MSUY DAY P SL osees THe NICE STICK CANDY | ot ~ ‘7. er seven NOK / P : PAD, A PESSIMIST’S VIEW. (ste hat PESSIMIST” writes to The Evening World criticising | | } Rostauo' “sn President Rogsevelt's condemnation of “race su 3 ¢ | CANT HAVE cide.” He argues that more conscientiousnes 1 \ INDIAN less selfishnegs is shown by not ! 4 , less their physical and financial he they will enjoy life. Continuing this line Of argu | | ment “Pessimist” says Suppose a man be living » Me such as he wouk!_ not} | conscientiously wish, to a dog. is it his mora} duty to bestow such a life upon numerous offsy It is all very well for those of President Roosevelt's strata to admonish the common people as he does He has everything“M¥treart can wish for, He does not have to hang on to a strap three-quarters’ of an hour morning and night in a Subway} ‘car, Compressed so that !t 1s difficult to breathe even the putrid air there is there Hiy daughters io not have to make any moral: sacrifices ] to earn their daily bread. He does not feel the oppression @f the hundred and one trusts that make Ilfe as well-nigh intolerable in America as in Russia. He ts not worried unto sickness through fear of to-morrow.. He has no landiard to demand $0 per cent. of his earnings PAPA GET FEODERS ) : HOOP-LA NO WONDER THE ) i F o WHAT ? = ‘ FROM DUSTER, GE | | \ ) BAGY LOVES ‘ou, pARY on'r { PIG INJUN FoR = : \ OLAREST } WANT - % if > BABY! | | | / \ Wis Pea Se a 1 1 % 7 Te ~ 3 F —( . DA-DA © . } ( | PRECIOUS' | This is the Conscientious man's dilemma, How can | Both “multiply my kind upon the earth” and at the same time “do unto others as 1 would be done by?" Reasoning as “Pessimist” does, he shouki have no children. Thus his kind will become extinct. It is so in all forms of animal and plant fife. The sur vival of the-Stiest does not mean the fittest intellet tually or spiritually, but only those whom their environment fits. Either the social and the economic conditions. of city life must be changed of = 4 ¢ “Mén upon whom these conditions grate must drop out. The simples! ~] “ aug | way to eliminate any class of the population is for 4 / ‘ : | } them to cease to have children or for their children to die young. Women who will not or cannot wash, cook or do housework and raise children must either marry men rich enough to support them or their kind will become extinct, Men whose salaries are not suffi- cient to keep up their scale of living, and in addition to pay the cost of raising children, must go without one or the other, When people develop their desires more rapidly ry : - | than the means of gratifying them there is Ginesing A Smile That Is Worth While. w aad vt By Nixola Greeley-Smith. wewhere. And it is far better to bring no children om the world than to give them only a heritage of PAPA COIN 5 DA- DA- DA’ PAPA GOING : TO SHOW J DA- DA- BABY x \ DA-O0At SOME THING, ' d to death. FORMER New York lawyer, now a convict felon, | him as he hears himself conde A who figured prominently in the Thaw trial, is coing This i to a certain exten to jail to-day. Last week he gave a going-away bun- are sald to » tly in an Borrow and envy. quet to his friends in celebration of the coming event. It tainly are. Haye you not -ften found yourscit comr ” As faithfully as physical qualities are inherited seems as if it were becoming a fashion to give a com- some casua, »cquaintance, wondering perhaps how : ; Memorative banquet no matter what happens. W.E. Corey much trouble, to remember suddenly that when you were in exactly almilar ji b $0 are mental attitudes and aptitudes transmitted gave one when hia first wife obtained « divorce. He gave thought of feeling sorry for yourself? We weep over the G47 F 7% are going to hold that umbrella over me, do eo!" fom father to son. A strong constitution, a good another the other day when he married a second time. nciful heroines .. at rmlly dun't have half the troubles we face wit I mid Mrs. Jarr sharply, as she wateon to Bid cor ; FE i a Apparently we now feast our joys and woes impartially ave little girl supporting a mother and perhaps some ama! with ber husband during one of the recent showers, ‘ estion, a vigorous heart and sound lungs are in- Apalniore Was \uibts (parce Ait leeoniae Ad erat good or.evi} s sighs sympathetically when the course of true love runs I'm holding it over you, ain't I?” asked Mr. Jarr, i You are holding 4t over yourself, and it's dripping on ny hat, and this dress spots terribly,” said Mra. Jarr, peev- shly. “There, now, is that better?’ asked Mr. Jarr, a he till the last chapter of the fortune with the name fixed smile, With Gen. Kuroki In ‘ary book she reads on her way to work our midst, we hav heard a great deal of the triumph of but It never occurs to her that her troubles and responsibilities weighing 1s Western civilization In the East. We have, it is true, given heavily on her shoulders constitute a tragedy the Oriental nations our many inventions. But ts not ‘Imagination and the dread of things to come Inspire fa table. So are a cheerful disposition, a contented Mature, a hopeful view of life. Pessimism is as in- heritable as tuberculosis. A man who has consump- more terror thar 5 1 thetr astern philoyophy conquering ue? A Chinaman js tho things theniselves, And he or she who has vnastered tmagination has shifted tho umbrella over « bit tion has no right to have children. Neither has a Jd to believe that It does not matter {f ho foses the whole also mastered fate. Some peopis, to ke ie Just as well " if you'll only keep It like > sald Mra ‘man to whom this world is a wretched place, full of world provided he taves his “face,” whieh, I take {t, means looking aa though ‘hey Aave no imaginations. But, for whatever reason, men present @ # Jarr, = — “ ai after is married , ma to care how he he never js an unrbrelia "sorrow and unescapable wrongs. we were keeping company you could take me out in « hai i shower and neither one of us would get a drop on us. Ah Either the world must be made over to fit everybody in it or those ere ehe sighed, “you used to keep close to me those dal whom it does not fit will be eliminated, The Dav of Rest a 3 os ie = By Maurice Ket‘en SU hap slots 10: 796;87m too,” eatd Mr. Jarr, “but the trouble Is you're he had just hau the Yellow Jacket and the peacock’s feathar conferred upon countenance '> misfortune. The smile ts worth while What!’ said Mrs. Jarr, “Fat? Why, I don't welgh any more than I ever POST-OF FICE CLERKS. = rel, P gcoehond toch anlied aaa gta f NT i \ aie 7 LETS HURRY To THE SUBWAY, © MUST HURRY To GET hed, then,” said Mr, Jarry, “You are getting fat, and OMPLAINT is made by the Post-Office clerks that the THE CROSSTOWN CAR. that’s all there ts “ JOHN WE MUST CATCH THAT eight-hour law is not observed in their work. A| |] EARLY TRAIN, IF you Don’t LET THE BABY committee has written to The Evening World charg-| RET neal ree. ing that the clerks have to work overtime withou oo extra pay, and that their hours are so uncertain as to} ( interfere with the rest and recreation to which th are entitled, \ After a long struggte the letter-carriers suc ceeded in forcing the observance of the eight-hour law in their case; the Post-Office clerks will have to go through what should be a needless task, 4 enough—there you go, letting the drippings on my hat ow you're crushing the feathers—without your tr to say disgr gs to me,” said Mrs. Jarr, petulantly—“I am not atout. I jent my ral oat to Clare Merdle, and know how alim she fe, and it fitted her perfect “Oh, all right, all rig said Mr. Jarr uneasily. "Maybe you aren't any stouter, but you are looking well, anyway “T dor't see how that can be, after all the worrtes T havo on my rho eald Mra. Jarr. “It's a wonder I'm not as thin asa mil! The jacket of th ts roade sd full and the sleeves are no large—in fact, it's #0 terribly out of atyls if It waan't such awful weather I'd ba ashamed to wear tt, but I have so few clothes that I can't afford to ruin any good dresa I have tn the r 1 be bettor for me to do that d think more of me, 1 know you {my things. But to muy I'm fat! The idea! hat is, T guess it's th Jarr aven if I should get alittle stouter it w ine.” nid Mere. Jarr. “Because I've a good Agure, but your sister, sie looks terrible wince she Bot But suppose you left it in the store?” asked Mr, Jarr Then we'll never sco it again,” said Mrs Jarr sadly, “F never saw a woman ; ; , no fat. Makes her so matronly, too.” H > {wt compelling their superior officials to observe the Sy “Bho thinks you're stouter than she 1% eaid Mr. Jnrr unthinkingly. a | "She's never happy unless she can say somebbing mean" snapped Mrs Jare. Haw. “7 think she puts those things in your head Just ao you'll soy them to me! : a The minor employees of the Post-Office De- 4/4) | “Ws stopped raining,” mid Mr. Jarr, eager to change the subject “11 take 7 ‘ A the umbrella.” partment are an unusually faithful body of public —j Yo you won't,” said Mra. Jarr. "You lose every single umbrella 1 let you They should nay sill - | have. And this Is my best silk one. You go to your office and I'll attend to - eng They should be treated better. Espe Paparren LET'S HURRY To shopping, and T'll take eare of the umbrella, too. I heart Mya jy lally should the condition of the clerks be improved THe FERRY 787 A SEAT on ft wae a bad nign ff a man didn’t forget his umbrella. though Doth in the hours of their work and in the nature of BE CAREFUL oF Don'T Lose my a ee rag insl ha memark toni ; ! Fibo rt 1a man when he "ing that he brought an umbrelia with him. apy their workrooms. The sub-basements of the Post UMBRELLA h men he forgets It and #0 do they.” 1 / eer rte i pas ~— Retter make an acid test of {t then,” said Mr. Jarr, “and * havi Office are so unsanilary th ta pri ats employer would umbrella. You'll have a lot of parcels to carry and it tan't ae aie Be prohibited from using them as workrooms. N ” Better let me take care of it." . , psn a stir Scene ES iat ) Pe nd have you leave it in a aaloon,” aid Mra. Jorg, — scene | . “I'm not going to any saloon," said Mr. Jarr. "A person would think, t hear you talk, that I don't do anything else.” | nad @ double chin! maid Mra. Jarr i | , P i . "Can't I say @ thing without you thinking I'm trying to hurt your feelings? } © Whe Peanut-Shell Nutsance sirls than in the same space anywhere | are gia ei pi Seca Salad Gath tte en e - Not when you twit me with getting fat. I'm not getting fat,” said Mra, j An reply to “P. Knutt-Haug,.” 1 ag | etty aire anywhere else on earth that | Jerr, and so they parted MUNCIE Gully that peaner nu 7 MOE Gakoes dae When Mr. Jarr came home Mrs. Jarr had just got in from shopping. “f Phould have special cars to ride t that hour and day le Beauty Houle bought @ Prince Ohap dress, resdy made” she aid siesfully, “Zt was the lage ee a. i nat ger] wens xT ona left of that size and ft Mite me like a love. Now you'll see that I'm not fat.” F epectani sengers 4 without The “Equal Pay” Ques “There it goes, ratning again,” sald Mr, Jarr. “Give me the umbrella, ¥ Being annoyed by such people To the Editor of The Bening World ; Corget to pet the evening, papers . { oe m1 ee = yh se ee y is i “Ob,” wuld Mrs Jerr awkwardly, " dott the umbrotie, in the street car. No, P nde Joc. —— . , maybe it w 1¢ ribbon counter at the Arat store. Now, don't you at \ The Work and the Reward, | Bhi ET 5 HURRY or THEY BE FOLKD AT OH! WELL WE'LL HURRY tay anything? It's the firet umbrella ever I lost, and maybe If you go to the \ Be the Editor of The Rvening World | sith thee Usaaber re THROUGH DINNER Home? Baciy AND CATCH THEM i strect-car offices We may find that It was an honest conductor and he turned t 7 ane to write @ few lines tn! three possible oa r this Ib AY MAT ON STRAIGHTS c . in, although most men think umbrell ‘ommon property.” office boys, I myself a ure better teachers; (f) 1t — z i , of them it outrages ty lees to employ the ™ the way sor ted. Whe we ss to enter » prof. yet who was honest about an umbrella—if it was @ gcod one Sour reward mn $2 0 Hl which thy ane of Ww +0 " d monetony are ao large ) h § o ” with the resulting ex Nn ag eae One-Pound “Siceve Dogs. BROAD STRERT OFFICE BOY. | the true reaw: pen HE Japanese spaniel, or pleeve-dog of Japan, i# one of the long-canted 7 “ r -: le super I varieties which Is much admired. They have been hard to acclimatiae United States sity poring ah ‘ and many discouragen tis have been met with in thelr introduction, Be Wes Witter of Me Presing Wort! A gered ly wr tyr ne They have large he with big dark eyes set wide apart And very full. ‘Thedr © What to the enewning of the letters) POM satel re A Mare little tails curl up over thelr backs lke feather dusters, One pound ts the true ie od gee ante of our ont wt be : anda ANd sleeve-dog weight 4 i . 0 —e me t we the thimt reason be 5 4 - “Beauty Boulevard.” * Wien @ Woman who w Wasps Used Instead of Fly Screens, ASPS prey on tiee-—a fact which is well known tn Italy, On any summer W or early autumn day in the Tuscan country parts, when the lunchegts table ts blackened by fies, one may see & weep eall in at the open win- , Poll it over, curl MM up and carry 1% out Into the and goon return for another, , rer ane rineneninnrent, a | , 4 fhe Btitor of The Bvening Word | sia y undergoes the work and forexoes you readers want « free sieht of | 0° ould at least get ma compensation adequate to her ef- | Bnest beauty show ever oxbibt os | wp or down Broadway between | forts New York Olly should feel it i and Forty-fourth streets simile jusuce to pay t eald women! Mee Was the matingss ere over Gaturday wwachers & wage equal to a man’s | Kolar — Fou will see more prety BLUZABwTH WY JEL RE.