The evening world. Newspaper, May 16, 1907, Page 17

1 Neon ctic > o} The_ % Evening Worlda’s Daily Magazine, Thursday, HAAAAASAS 8 tS £4445 EAKLAMA SSS Ot Ot HSHALAAHLSSLAMKARA MAMAS * * a * | New York Thro’ Funny Glasses & 2 ts oe © i. tae is By Irvin S. Cobb. chunks of interest-bearing alfalfa in bank. : % pb But the average ne er to thin fertile teland only needs about ten % = ‘ Ei VERY now and then aome intellectual ploneer who te) yy iut tne average 1 to this f island r bout ten days tn Ps) AX i ~ ® only ih through time tables and the annual re)! Oe tcnattia kon: ey as n get rid of It as quick! .- sa : ris of the Irrigation Commission, rises Up tn our midst) ¢, yap a hea ie Hy a piacere Nn ars) hee actlities on eve k stn wn ~~ n hie vest, stows sway hia treasured quill tooth: ‘i and delivers himeslf ef the opinion that ‘ Often he leaps direct from exposed but comparatively Inexpensive top of pn A ’ aa abberneck hae the eony cowtly depth . ahe } » Mondoy, T live just as cheaply in New ¥ as unywhere nut ' k and nthe of f-mhell har aise Abie erhaps so, perhaps. Jast pair of gutta percha ear trumpets in the penny Vaudeville to the front aE NAN Ftousereepe who, as the sage has ¢o graphically put it, who in| Set ff the $2 show t but a step, The attached cuff and the % cent cigar come tn 1 SL ecch for the best 200 swords Abit the second week wa » be a came ee ¢ ma Broadway, the Land of the Midnight Bou choked It must be the abundant opportunities that are provided for doubling in oom. Uints king Over, Good on erentn gentlemen engaged in the task of Mat win ‘em over to the Sontter-bite-of-sunahine -and-dollar-bills habt oo ‘i 5 their salaries two weeks before ¢ tem, | lly, Many Notéd to champaime practices who would f chen i 1 Care of the Hands, Send letters to & excak a hae Apher aes oa that n father, The alwars ¢ IZE OR, re going to be the original Frugal Ferdinands of the it lacks the satisfying qualities of t P.O. 354, 2 ork * Great teeming pity eto tp tt in until the up Tis ~ It fs true one may remain enrolled In the Tigh€wad Diviston after moving to | Haven ords at night, merely because the person who is ing bot a hE our busy and prosperous town, but it requires a atrong mental effort and a grip| Never Adie to command the respectful attention which appertains to eel wpon the muscles which lead the right hand to tho pocket where | Having the variet strip the tin roofs off the cork + the dmport | ne I the small, change stays Undoubtedly there are some who are able/to maintain Ren nate acta eal hati Dicky ath aR ne pon the financial ensiinge and to keep on salting/it down and And, after a ew York forgets your name t r you quit betng the| FOR THE DRESSING ~ AP D $1 Prize.) % “Fifty Brush Strokes”—$1- Prize The warm weat ts most ¢ HINTS FOR THE KITC! To Dry Salt Try a few grat wbak $1 Prize. | of rice in the Fa t shake freely in to make the or Shri! Reve: n 2 and years, when they get too off to enjoy It, 2°" Bill Hustle, of Harlem, £2 &2 £3) By H. Methtessel. rat nie & K2>4 sort € a! DARN chat THERE ITGORS { in ee y") j ; SLE e | and & . . the dampest of weat abeut wit ait sen Mra, W. G. ZIM 2 4% No, 198 Prospect place, | «wat ~ whieh soda has be 4 A Clean Kitchen. | If you would HOME DRESSMAKING. L.¥e_ Insertion When sewing lace Insertion together, | Or lace insertion and embroidery In ertion on the machine, pu paper unde will prevent neer tions. Mra, H. FRBUND. No. 4@ East Seventy-seventh street THE CARE OF CLOT! Blankets and Suit $1 Prize, F find tn putting away winter clothes, if they are first aired and brushed and | tn then peaked in trunk with plenty of | pi Old but clean newspapers lak between | the folds, they will be kept free from moths, Blankets and portieres can be) treated in the same way. This is o Very cheap es well as safe way. GRACE WALSH, Wo, WM East Twenty-cecond street, New York City. SPRING HOUSE CLEANING. $1 Prize,| vet. The | thoroughly is to To Save Piano, To keep the felt in the plano from the mothe make ebout four emall bags, fill |" mith camphor and place inside the | ® piano. Be careful not to place them on | % keys. 8 MOSKOWITZ, | the } No, % West One Hundred and Thir- |? Keenth street bed Tas Methodical Work. $1 Prize ‘Clean house in the following manner Do one room at a time, so as not to have the whole house upset at once, th and abways start at the top of the house and work down. First, remove | > all the furniture that can be removed inate another room Take up the car- May Manton’s Daily HE frock that ts made with the deep bertha is apt to be exceed- ingly becoming to girlish Ngures, and this one has not alone that feature, but others also, to commend it to favor. Both walst und skirt are shirret aod joined In a way lo give the princese effect, and Kt ao allows of @ number Of Variations In the tliuetrauen « Ww made of white Per- wan lawn, with trimming of embro- dered banding and Coat and Skirt Fort form In dust you can, polish the glass and hang again. Serub carpet and set back ace, and go on to the next room. | Ri 2 y to do b take two pieces of the gether with a very} ~ | fons YOUVE GOT IT hAVE you 7 WELL HAND IT UP WERE) HY TLE Now, HosTUR! TOR HEAVENS Saxe ine. Then GET Amove on wowith a IT MUST Be 1 | 1 aide | M SOME WHERE. Care Tucker). streot MING. | If young women w | the evening from coming their day em- joyment would take off their skirts and | coats, brush well and hang on a coat | 1 of throwing them carciessiy T and on Sunday hang them | line for a few hours they wil! wrinkled ¢ or skirts and thes will aways look in a good | Mise FE. GARR ast One Hundred and Thirty- tr Bronx. BAY) Doyou KNOW, 1CouLd warcH <> WING POR HO@RS! / ele remove it from the por and send tt to « cleaner who uses tumbler wheel, which beats out all the dust. Sweep all the dust from Ing and then wipe off with a h. Take doyn all drape: mmer, “sun” and pack away | | best way to clean « os r the ¢ Gyan the pictures; rub the walla 1 with a cloth ¢o get off all the Dust off picture frames 6 floor, replace the lining and the the furniture in Mrs. B. street, WELLS, Brooklyn, | » 16 Wyekott Fashions a | LAS 1 “hyp 9 “Glass-Eyed Bill” Defends a Woman's Name May ALS HMAH MALS AMA AAAAB AIA AARRBRBBD AD, 7 *< The Best Fun of the Day by Evening World | were just wondering If you were Shooting Irons. tol- | ’ and Gets Into Trouble for Using you to believe that. It would be prem- Ave@mus—but we never dreamed he had ature to explain why, but will you not been reduced to—to”— | ed into the place ke a dog th 4 you home, Pa said tt was ali too | true 1 guess pa was His Reform by the) ™e # om trust? Besides, it ts not as! "The chicken of cha aid the 1 Shen ee ae though I did not know the whole mir- girl, Miling In the gap. unin n to aay that Bt Goddess of the erable story of his decline and virtual| " would call it rather the husks of dr and was walteing ae r 5 | disuppearance. All I ask of you t# tothe Prodigal Son,” said the Captain ¥ f, Wanes afr out Winery” was Going |" 1 the devas solemaly wine-maker—and that She gave him @ very searching look. ‘Ate you the elder brother?’ « as oa 879 ® asked | Along Finely When | rie captain aia not sufter trom auch « mute interrogation, and bis straight ; | the Gun Episod e| roms: x Feassured her. Some | Took Place. ebout him w tadefinitely remta returned the Captain might call—a—triend, " an't have any gaid bitterly, “Only Except for her, he of Bu with yoke of in- @ soul in Eng: started upetaira to get in ve werted tucking, and | —_——— “You must be related to him,” walked ground the plgck te belo him. ads Kot Up p step before | saw the Mining # emitied, Pie ta Sil CSRS I 4 TA erent. ened Orage eri badge on t Dut’ were she lining Gl E B | hat ts why I am bere,” he returned wrong “ I knew t waa the | vsed it would be | ass-Eyed Bill. kravely, “Phat ts why I want you to) '"OF course the trouble with Bill was t came over me | come &p propriate toll_me everything | Seah, be, Grank. she oad... a bar euch aoe | yg aa yen A By Lloyd Osbourne. “When he first blew in here,” eald| oan, De ad everthing,” ameented the now, I had neve materials, Again, it | _ | the girl, “he was the most forlorn, | “Fes on water Wagon no she e had tried to k eas be ieft without Copyrighted by 6, S, McClure | hopeless, tattered thing you ever saw, |remarked. ‘Been there for year sod end eo T inet Te ke gna atthe das : ——————=-@ | Ah Sue. gave him something ¢o eat on|® Dail 16 going to play, too Out the sleeves and | SYNOPSIS OF PRECEDING PANT the doorstep—-Ah Bue has @ heart ike! 9 th macular for—for Fay Pho J Capt, Anstruther, of the Briush Army, er-| Melted butter, you know—and I ham| "1 reformed him,” whe Pte = & — | 4° RI Mids Manch, California, where | pened to be passing through the kithen | £% lated. eee Yeu would: { know Ape, & map named Jaffray in now nas m0: » the bank Ps: ¥ apd saw him there, Do you know what | Bit pow. He bes money in wiet made tm thie father te he waid to sticking his eyeglass in he Captain ooked more Wer Pe weist oan hia eye and speaking with hie mouth | than wrested his « be dither lined or full of chicken tamale? Said he under- |. °! we ought » say Watined, as material | you,” he sald, “Yes, inde no. F Wenders destined) Gray te locally known as Glass-Eyed Bill,’ od now why pigs squealed when they very gre ‘eful to you." i re og ‘ I¢ he, hadn't sald that 1 euppor "{ don't want you to think I am just | t , v4 noe Gy 4 Part II have @ons eWay, and that would |p Mtle ange. or that | w mase requires ar . ¢ been the end of him But I Laren s aes he for the medium size Abe couldn't resist @ tnan lke that, gould 17| flever'in letting - (twelve years) ie 6 T took tho Captain 4 little time to | Bulan! tae 7 pititul-he we siness. But, you w s cane yards 2, 4&4 yards get over the shock oy Moa Ar, Takia ing aA on his own he foanes wide, with 3-4 yard 18 inches wide for the yoke, 41-4 yards of banding knew all about Mr, Gray,” he eaid Ot | gentisman you know hard too “ " Pipe ere ‘atiern No, aap Ld mee Oh z "He never was a nipping kind of ma {uw cut in sizes for giris of 8, 10, 18 and 14 years of age. “Buch @ reason might be friendly or|. Th* Captain wriegied nervously on! wank “goodness. sie sald , > | ree wr pee mate | his cate e320 recollections sesmad | ised to go of on what pa called &| ond was mow w | __°#ll or wend by mail THE EVENING WORLD MAY MAN The Englishman sprang from bis|% Make bun acutely uncomfortable Beene cel’, “Sided tittne bonne : ver ms TON FASHION BUREAU, Nv. 3) West Twenty-thira sires. Ne | chair “We knew he was in very low water,” wed n io it, Pa at ine — Tork. tend ten cents in cain or stamps for eseh pattern ordered} | “Rly doar young lady.” he exclaimed, he sald. “We knew he had parted from | the | for oe ¥ 3 pemerns IMPORTANT Write your mame aod sddress pinialy, and ai iw ( have you think for a mo-| nearty all the associations--the refine paying Soe h ‘aye mpecity sine wanted | ment thet my Interest could be for mente of * * * Had lost caste and Gere O paiite emma @ anything but for his advantage. I beg sunk lower and lower ta the Western | working and re! enua> | 1 ' ed ? ‘ ‘ ‘ y Cj Beas s— tC—Deqgins in Csgehine neat near lg dS ae eta FY Sooo semen lan) ee emia enema Bee i 16> 19073 Humorists * oree The Jarr Family’s Daily Jars By Roy L. McCardell. ‘“ HERE'S that shade roller stil off the window!* I sald Mrs. Jarr, petulantly. “I declare, there’ no- body in this house takes one bit of interest ex- cept ma! You would see everything go to mck and ruin fore you'd give a hand vo fix tinge!” ‘Meaning ane?” asked Mr. Jarr. “Doggone itt hotleed the shade being down “Anf if you had tt would have been all the same said Mra, Jair, “That is the very thing, though, that Z whe speaking about! You notice nothing! Jt might be down and stay dawn a week for all you would-put it back in pino “Hey! What are you raiding all the row about over @ Uttle ting Mke thatt—sgia Mr, Jorn. “t auppose the children pulled tt Gown, and tf you'll only hold your horses T never 4 uiimde TU pol it up. If you'd only ask @ fellow tt would be-all right, ' Ask eaid Mra Jerr, “Ask! I'm oaking from morning tin night, for all you pay any jn, There's thet deebox! ‘The door won't close and it's deen that wa : We didn't winter, did. wet" asked Mr, Jarr. ‘Oh, don't talk to me!" eald Mra. Jarre, “Ry the time I get you to fo ange thing ereund this house I have more trouble and worry and you fly into « tem per and upset me ao that I'd rather do it myself.” i I'm not fying into @ tethper! You are flying into a temper, and mighty exasperating you snarled Mr. Jarr. “And tf you don't quit your fussing I'll duck ov Duck 0UU” said Mra. Jarr, “that's nice language to use before the children, Then you' wonder where they pick up such expressio: ho children are not here now,” sald Mr. Jarr. ¢'lt wouldn't matter to you if they were!” snapped Mrs. Jarr. “I wish yeu would go out If you are going to Use such expressions. Go on out, and go te your favorite loafing place, where such language 1s appreciated! I might heve when you started to find fault because a shade had fallen down that you were only doing tt as an excuse to p ® quarrel and run out of the house!” eo? I? ventured Mr. Jarr. “Why it was you tha: But fuet at thie point there was a ring at the bell. How do you do, Mr. and Mrs Grimshaw!" sald Mre. Jarr, escerting the - callers in and smiling sweetly as if nothing had happened. “Mr. Jerr and I ing to disappoint us again! “Glad to see you,” sald Mr. Jarr, ahaking hands effustvely with the arrivals "Did you ever ree such weather as we are having?” * Here all present commented vigorously but tritely on the weather. And then Mrs Grimshaw, looking down at her husband's feet, sald sharply, “Take off your rubbers! “I haven't any rubbers on, dear,” said Mr. Grimshaw meekly. “You have, I'm not that nearsighted, am I?” said Mre. Grimshaw. Mr. Grimshaw did NOT have any rubbers on, but he was tamed end se sughly docile that Mra. Grimshaw was the admiration of all other wives en she took him out with her and made him jump through the hoops. He o the hall and pretended he was taking off his rubbers An awh went out t ward owed tll Mrs. Jarr asked Mra. Grimshaw how she wus fecling. 1 kme—t-don’t Ike to speak of it," said Mra. Grimshaw. To prove her an y to the topic, she started in like this “{ have been doing nothing but doctoring all winter, and the money it hae cost! I have tried electricity and I have tried osteopathy and I have consulted spectalists at $10 a visit, but the trouble js that they do not understand my and after all the operations I have undergone you'd wonder that I Here, to make the time pass “real pleasant,” she deta{led both symptoma and operations, Mr..Jarr sat in grim ailence, hoping it was half true, seeing as he had to Msten to It. After an hour of monologue on medicine and surgery, Mrs. Grimshaw de- clared she really must go, and then stayéd another hour, pausing every ong ta a while in her hagrowing recitals to pounce upon her husband and secuse him of fidgeting tll he made her nervous, But Mr. Jarr was the Sdgeter; Mr. Grimshaw, good mA&n, was numb to all emotion. , Then the Grimahawa arose to go. When they got outede Mra. Grimshaw sald, J “It would be better for people like those Jarrs, who don’t do anything but fight. tice they but eparate and put their children tn an Institution. Didn't you fighting?’ 9 Mr. Grimshaw meekly remarked that he didn’t notice. “You don't notice anything, stupid!” said Airs, Grimshaw, “I sent you out hall to take off your rubbers to give them time to calm themselves.” "I Gidn't have any rubbers on,” said Mr. Grimshaw. “I know you didn’t!” enapped Mrs, Grimshaw. ‘You go back and listen at the door and hear what they are saying, because I know they are at it again, and if they hear you, y you came back after your rubbers!" Mr. Grimshaw went back as ordered, and what he heard was, “Well, dean, nk goodness we don't fight like the Grimshawe do!” Mr. Grimshaw returned and reported that he thought Mr, Jerr was beating his wife : “I always suspected it!" said Mrs. Grimshaw. Theso Exercises Will Reduce Weight and Teach You Grace ToReduce The Abdomen Make The nip lw) R Spare Poke S reduc: | pips. Lf the arwe are too tat and the n | Hips too heavy one cap reduce at on by swine your erme and leat. says the Cine Commercial Tribune, from whieh the acoompenying tikwmre one reproduced. Swing your righ! foot around im the air, deseribe « temir circle wits 1. Try this with your lent s about to, foot alee koe & chair in the middie of the floor, an armehalr, Btand three fees eway from it, swing Pour Heme totes bring 1t down upon the arm of the chair end let It rest there, Swing beth rams found untill the body | woon te Get into the habit of swingiag Gras ene arm and then the ether, ben ewinging fret one foot and then the ne) other wing your tow, the low erm ef the chair, ly « for the t and the acquis! lve the body sbdome: arms, revolve the Body upon t right to lett around. ao little. wath you Aaa, ir | turn fron turn, completel end back wa xi exercise te for the arms and 7 Pa 5 ee. »