The evening world. Newspaper, May 11, 1907, Page 10

The Evening ww York as Becond-Class Mail Matter. .NO. 16,099. T When the R ‘ s Will fall in Tine wit m fanimous p nion of the State fre quick to chime takes choate form F public opini the most cornupt X In this respect t ‘of the Legisk lature fr York Cit) i to represent constituents Nocalities, while the New York © ponstituents.in the most vital matters. he member om from New always careful faithfully in eve affects City member #® Whether the traction merger provides good service and universa Pransfers; whether the Consolidated Gas charges one dollar or eigt fents for gas; whether it costs ten or five cents to ride to Coney Islar Hoes not concem the inhabitants of Canandaigua, where John Raine Rives, or Norwich, where Allds lives, or Mt. Morris, where Speaker Wads (orth has his farm. How the farmers act when their pockets are touct fas shown by their defeat*of the rural Congressmen who voted for c Margarine instead of cow butter. The State Grange has more influence “fp the Legislature than all the trades unions in New York City, The farmers have more legislative power than the millions of milk _ bonsumers. The problems which Gov. Hughes !s trying to solve concem the t cities of the State. The Public jes bill has for its main object * the protection of the people of New York City from the iniquities of the traction merger, with which the Jocal © officials have failed to cope. The Recount bill has for its sole object the honest ascertainment of the re- fult of the last Mayoralty election. The Reapportionment bill advocated By Gov. Hughes will tend to in- Grease the representation of this end _ of the State Yet in all these matters which directly affect the interests of New York City, and about the value of which there is no doubt, the main | ptrength of the opposition has been the Senators and the Assemblymen whom the people of this city themselves elected, and who do their utmost "Wh misrepresenting their constituents, Why should John Raines be expected faithfully to represent the people of New York, Kings or Queens County? Kings County has ight Senators, and only one of them, Charles H. Fuller, really represents fhe people of Brooklyn. New York Coun! Yes twelve Senators, of whom nine do the best! B Every spring the Legislature, particularly the Senate, goes througt Phe performance of organizing itself into a Black Horse Cavalry, a band ‘of political pirates to make war upon the industry, the prosperity @he comfort of:the,people of this city. This year a man confronts them Yn the executive chamber who will nelther deal nor dicker with them Past Governors have paid tribute for peace. Gov. Hughes refuses to | i permit toll to be levied upon him, eR w es Letters from the People. ana and | fF “Lang Hour’ Sleep Bo the Etnor oe 7 ening World Nour readers ro * taken an PMiterest tn the query ds to how much | Mleyp 4 werson peels One reader ad Digi dividing the day int @ight hours each for work Bnd sleep Let me What be would do if ) Bar conductor, somett * (fem AM. un Bours on one's ¢ te mind and bod ” for sieep and ony for three parts tow reader ask this ¢ war @ street king PATE “Ldthe Big Men.” tion would he al a ne don 1 would like readers to ans a In the World Almanac hun step growing, J have often wishe “ 7 oot 4 ithe Euitor of The Evening World ‘ . By tam 6 & What book oan I fad out the stand. |'" a OO Cae et the armies end navies of the |, 0! 8 RO harmless remedy, as you os + y 2 ene only thing to do ts to grow o K@ to hear trom other “ttle ti, ing om ew. men lL. M., Mineola, | Miiwe of The Bvesing World As to Pupils’ Study Time 6 Worlds | ould be schoo! un ve. ehild Editor of The B t think tee p keep pupilie ts (o # iy go that the pup must alt up Mar if o'clark order to know It teachers have: ai those privileges A, te ehows soppek a ae ee | ‘ Ay bed stothing and lowered out ron wiory Window tmto oath | fot bad te borrow # ladder fife boule waa made that parties addicted. to klep everydedy gota thelr change back at this fair, Mamma De Branscombe said she | unless he had him on the leash took ho interest tn tt. for his business, anyway, World's | 8 EPDESE BF KHTRPPHGE GE PR FS GPDPBE HF DEPGHSD EF GC BHBGPSPE CHO VDHTE PORPOEEGQCOPGHS POBPOPHEODOHT BY w The Chorus Girl and * Daily Magazine, he Evening World's Laugh-Makers Saturday, May I11, 1907. The Banetr™ At the. Fair alr auctioneer New York Thro’ Funny Glasses By Roy L. McCardell. | “Able Wogglebaum and Loule Zinshalmer donated @ doacn of the best shi By Irving S. Cobb. i D y nh the paper?’ asked the | watata tn atgck to our ¥ and tf they was damaged I eit a New York, May tL A friend of mine on a newepaper got It In as be put up in f feel Rhee Ws WOuld Hiya teen eae From Hi Glasses to Green Glasses f the Stage Beauties vse Unt Mr. Panner up avery night/and bought BAR GREEN Seni SBHSG ene ibobares, 1 to Maka the Aotara’ 1 Fa Succens that, as T anid ity tt was that @ your ape ea th ithe cont io _-vaudeville) perzevens But some one tn the prin Jepartmen {have pected to rece gentlemen unless he bad he * ¢ here on the fale but for then words, got changer! with the description | there .wasy't any harm in {t; Wad,-ae I told you, Mamma Di att to put up something for a AMAe Ue Wreathelln Gonaie Tikis sid Cukavty \AK/GhE | ala peroniiig ine, state Meaparhing Cieares, tha wihtcasit, c's he otter Nit ot nd then run the “most tmportant “But we've had « “Mamma De Branscombe has been knocking the fair a ania wasn't wanted, and. Dopey thinks the chessboard Is @ mechanical musical instrument and kicks it through a portrait And she and F Montgomery sald the booths was built too small the booths was ali right “George, the wine agent, who ls Amy De Bransoombe'’s flance, wanted to get played tt. and [ his wine in, but no wines was touted, and George says such affairs ain't any good because @ lot of them professional people would be hint- ing he'd better jar loose @ case of quarts or they wouldn't call for tt any more | is hen they was dining out. “and when I says to George that he might at least come eround and blow himself for the good of the cause, he eald he couldn't, with a clear conacience, put such expenses on his firm when there wasn't any competition; and while his|an oi! painting of yuse Was generous and free-handed tt was only #0 for good business reasons But that didn't keep nobody away but themeelves, and both Mamma De ranacombe and Puss Montgomery wanted to borrow my badge. "I don't like to say Xt, because it's bad luck to knock, but, honest to goodness 1 do believe ehey wae thinking of coming in with a lead pencil and a bunch of blanks and look over the ground to eee what chance there was to make a hand book on an eight-day stove or something valuable like that and mush with the proceeds. ‘They got George, the wine agent, all worked up about ft by telling him how muoh people was spending at the fair Instead of being money, nd so just for spite he teck them out every ni restaurant, where they calied for ‘Perfect Brute’ in the gentle accents of an open has emoked @ pipe for eighty years.’ And the words | get @ chance to steal him while Amy la on the road that should have went untler my ploture went unde: “Old Man Moneyton ah up at all; He's sore on ua because he dver. Mamma De Bra nde anid I should have sued the played J once tod often t Dopey MeKrisht ar thse paper you nev t to got the newspapers down on to happen some day Aude You can't tell’ what Dopey McKnigh e you, because they get too many chances to pan people altar w the professto put ‘em tn bad. experience the time he‘took Dopey out to dinner | ae 1 ovely time at the fair and any gen-! friends we have has sore hands digging down in their Kicks to patronize our booth. along because hints besides, as and | week skimpy, and that's why they didn't want to do any work for aweet charity's sake, Smith N. , besides, ahe couldn't see where they'd get off; but they was butit too liberal and eat buying wine with their t of the fair to some big 1 was ca pa th | ° k an elderly ca that tae ropey w non the B the waiter w the en- | “That should have taught Old Man Moneyton not to take Dopey out wih him soleum to eee. alathers ad! Bub- the tessellated floors, imiral chase the truant paltry an Treasury k | Messenger | “But be wouldn't be warned, and eo he takes Dopey to his awell club Jaat form of @ Sr ovekroact the onyx walnaco him with « large and made of mother of pea: 1 trimmha up Da gem in sums of @ same landscape gardener has also done the sidewhiskers of the chairman « 8a luxugous nook trim there fepartment where » be found. War ihe thé (bbnte who Ukewise med tn But after under a gia f and he two-acre thous ot st costly and er. The fon Pooth 1s committed te eatroyed by er ° on if he revera 4a surrey ® fact anywhere, And the an neing of trains {a undertaken by a e and who makes a bellowing sound that he en if he knew the language he uses. roars Some Rules for Husbands. j By, Nixola Greeley-Smith. ago had his wits ap y @ legacy which the necessary jegal papers ed aome written rules of 9 smoke in the house, beer @ day, and com > the thea 4 week, to wo-cart in the to show htm off bef 0. 2 or else an and drinks “Old Man 1 the rich old tews, who imagine Dopey 1 he has no o} 8 about no! hin he would like to play chess and {f he he never has, but !f It's wind or string he can va: few chords, eo lead him to it him to the allent cell where two old heavytops the keyboard that it’s one of them me jand remarks ‘I can tell b: i instrumental’ and he hits {t a kick that sends the chess boant spinning throug pat fat Mr, Vanderbilt with the side @azzizzay who 4 Bere As ne in nearly every man's Nfe when he reak |them tmmortal words ‘The public be'—well, tt, we be ladyltke to finish tt aes * needs © guardian, but the knowledge rarely but the sentiment sanctified him to the plunde und push. - A to at the age of twenty, In many well-requ- “Okt Man Moneyton was ao mad he helped chuck Dopey out and called for the ed houswholds the wife exer practioally the funo black wagon over the telephone, But that didn't keep him from being suspended of guar tp without ising the law into the er, And which they are exp banda would be very glad to have trom the club by the board of governors. cted to subscribe written out for them, ‘Mamma De Branscombe, who haan't any sympathy with any one till they rules to get in stir, paid her last dollar to the doorman to send Dopey a message saying ; Way they would learn just what and how many they were. Then, Pe eer eee conse tena cerns ar cteaen tanoret 0, they would be able to retaliate by formulating similar codes ef conduet tor “And Dopey writes on the back of the note "My last words wns that Benedi spc ice beg . Arnold invented the planole |The Chicago husband might very property demand that ce for his abstinence from tobacco im the home, she refrain from the use o “Say, kid. what's the use trying to punish Dopey MoKnight when nothing ain't een discovered that hurts him? sickening three glasses ef beer be sachets on garments and letter paper: Summe By Mauri LOVELY WEATHER) (SNT IT? YeD WERE GOING To ATLANTIC CITY, THis SUMMER, You Know he 1 VMS JON E GOING 1 NEWPORT For SUR BUMMER Tap. (OH.1s THAT So?) : | JoHN ANO | ARE GOING To \ TARE ALITTLE TRIP ABROAD COM, 9 TH 150? . \ eas GOING To DAY MP? JOHN | JNVE'RE Going Th \ TOUR THECOon Tiever IN OUR NEW ” AROUND THE NVORLD Fora YEAR o&8 TWO THIS SUMMER ) cede et ei normed by @ maximum consumption of three cups of tea, and that one night et ¢he _ @ be rewarded by permission to spend another with his friends. man, howeyer, would be bold enough to present his better ball with « opy of his F well—generally retly 4 The worst s for Wives. He knows. he very econ learns, his pla too he accepts whatever regu mae are made for him or elee se arda them. Oftener than not these restrictions ere good for him. y ever do te to develop in him an tnfinite patience and « spirit of r [eips. ice Ketten. Spartan resignation to whatever iiis Fate may have in store, But he cherishes lways in his h a lurking conviction that home should be without any rules at a a place of relaxation, where the shackles of ¢ y are cast aside, There OH, ISTHAT 50 7 s working day, he thinks, more or lees rightly, ‘The weight tm during the eight or ten hours he works for another man, Torun anol ARE And. * may know he needs a guardian, he woul GOING TO generally thet this ve function be not exercised by this wife, =~ NEWPORT, stage the one person toward whom his entire conduct te apontaneous DEAR. and absolutely of his own will. The best rule f nda, 1 seems to me, fe to have any. For men are surprisingly easy th oc oe we n't try. 7+ Betty Vincent's — we w «# Advice to Lovers, to forget thie sa I fee hen I think of his approach Tam afraid 1 shell but | Asking Him to Call. ] talking with a couple » hing ® mar Kitl he does “not love HEARTBROKEN meana returt OW, IS THAT CHARMED To Sd SEE You, MP TOuN, REGGY 5 ANDI ARE | betterment, ave aaked them ¢o the they beeen, GOING | were respectable enough meet my ABROAL nother, Ls Mt proper to walt and have you, or i» Mt proper to ask the young PI ee on BB ian to the house? ETHEL, | remember, and avoid being alone. In formal society it ts customary for young man to ask to call or tor the She Flirts In the Street. ite le ™ r to aw him. But Dear Betty you consider 10 ) rageous time fer » young @Iri eta PM an cum ask hie, teen years olf to come bomeen & | - 4 Sunday night, providing she has en A Love-Sich Widow. wah aap ranetiia ant Aa nat ase aed Dear Betty | very often, and n 1 do mother gen AM « widow twenty-four years of ally goes, too, One evening tour age 1 have been going out ovcm five very nice young men Upped th sionally wi ws inan for the) hats and said “Good evening.” I did not past elght I was out of em-| know them. My mother sald | was @ HUBBY, WHERE On, CONEY ISLAND | nent a few monthe ago, ao hud no] firt, Now, Betty, if you Just happen to DO You THINKS EVERY SUNDAY, (hia young man ed im@) look at a young man and find him look WE'LL CO THIS AS USUAL 2 fered to pay him meng tag at you. le Cat fll ‘ 1 meot these s Week, but he would accept it. He young men very often in the Ld fit po s engaged to be ried, anid J be-| They always tp their hate, but I never : eee co See ae . ideas are \d-fashioned, tn udeh Lis matey? ‘iow one WOULD-BE FLIRT. give it back without hurting his feel: |, You should take your mother's advice would not wa nim for all y in the street so many strange the money in Young men would not bow to you fow can 1 : y World will give $10 @ day in prizes to practical housekeepers, as follows; Two prises of $1 each for the bbst 200 words, or lesa——the fewer words the better—on these five topics, making ten prizes in all; Kitchen Hints, Home Dressmaking, Dreasing-Table Hints, Bpring Cleaning Hints, and the Care of Clothing, Bend lettegs to “Housekeopiig Prizes Editor, P, O. Bor 1354, New York City.”