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Fras | OY L. MCARDELL @ Continues His Amusing Chronicle of & (8 The Jarring 4 But a Jarr Family § 2 fare in a jocular tone “That's easy “Cn up, the worst ts yet to come!’ enough for you to aay,’ said Mrs Jarr, peevishly, “but If you had to endure the pain of & you wouldn't be so cheerful.” “It won't Jessen the pala any to dwell on it,” eald Mr Jarr. ‘Pain is merely a matter—at Ie: . It ie mostly a matter of apprehension, anyhow. I tell you, the Christian Science people are about right in saying there ts no suc thing-as pain “I'd Mike to see one of them In the dentist's chair maid | Mra. Jarcr. Tr know I'm an awful coward, b the thought Of It upsets moe so that. know I won't be ab to stand | TH go with you," said Mr. Jarr, “Come an, now, you' > will find it won't hurt you near as much as you imagine. “And you won't make fun of me afterward? | } “OF course I won't,” sald Mr. Jarr | {Gn that basis the two were at the dentist's at the appointed hour. i “Mr, Jarr makes fun of me," sald Mrs. Jarr to the dentist, “because I @read physical pain so ! “Now, T do not.” disclaimed Mr. Jarr. “I only aaid that if 1 bad it to go! Ghrough (4 face the music an “How long ts { « tit over metth. i h were looked at?’ asked the dentist. “Oh, about ten years,” said Mr, Jarr, carelessly, “My teeth are all right.” “It's wonderful how people neglect thelr teeth,” sald the dentist. “Then, ahen they are s bad they have to go and have them fixed they blame the @entist for hur them. Dental work wouldn't hurt a bit {f {t was done in tim et him look at your teeth," asta Mra. Jarr. my teet t. aid Mr. Jarr, uneastly 1 knew you would | ald {f tt were your own case,” said Mre. Jar tet ‘or think #0, do yo asked Mr. Jar 1 wouldn't, but my teeth a ght, 1 tet you!" An@ so saying, he got in the chair qT , A the dentist, after a short examination. “Your teeth shauld| De attended to at qnee. They are all going M sppol: sald Mr. Jani. "I know you're busy to-day.” E r raid the dentist x to have hers attended to first, you know.” wala Mr. Jarr oO m said Mrs. Jarr. ‘'Surely you aren't afraid?” ad.” groaned Mr. Jarr, “I'm always Patay—I will will butt int’ be Iagt is m faint attempt to describe the sounds {th hia mouth full of mirrore and other hardware and the an exposed nery r they drilled Mr Jarr with grinders and seraped him with | é 31 L'the tears rolied down his cheeks and the people across the way In a big-olice Inia off work to watch how he twisted his legs till he looked Mie a human preteel | Finally he was allowed to rinse hts mouth for the last time and was given Uiaw ce 4 from the thumbscrew and the rack 1 Into the chair and took her tre-tment without a murmur Ls Mr Jorr, weakly, as they came away from the dentist's. | “You can 4 than I can.” } You said Mra Jarr. “There was nothing the matter with my | except I wes having them cleaned. 7 LION AND THE MOMS Aaeth, I look after my teeth and do not tet | Tudn't tell me began Mr. Ja-r, but, realizing that it was all over, | ~~ Novelized from CHARLES | iiss betRant® J2eetcur® the, eanere and ETINIS. Great Play, By Arthur Hornblow CHAWV’TER XIII. A Love Scene. (Copyright, 1906, by G. W. Dilling- HINIGEY entered upon her new | ham Co.) duties in the Ryder household two STNOPSin OF PRECEDING CHAPTERS. days inter. She had retumed to! Shirley Mossmore, the you! daugaier of her rooms the evening of her meeting upr wine 4 rt sudee, uae written (under with the financier in a etate bordering ‘king Jobn ; upon hysteria. The day's events had} i been po extraordinary that 1t seemed bate. inf to her they could not be real, and taat bon, wh she must be in a dream, The car ride! eee to Seventy-fourth street, the interview | fn the Ubrar; the discovery of her father's letters, the offer to write the biography, and, what to hep was atill| mor important, the Invitation to go and live in the Ryder home—all these in-| cidents were so remarkable end unusual Tite that 1 was only with @iMoulty that) * on Hyder tray Fe) the girl persuaded herself that they Still by were not laments of a disordered brain, biegraphy Arnold Daly Goes Barefoot For .Art’s Sake. HAT interesting youngwter Arnold Daly rushed to season of spring! | matinees yesterday afternoon by going barefoot in "The Lemonade Boy, the best of three short plays that he gave at the Loceum Theatre. In taking off his shoes and stockings f° art's eake, aa it were, Mr. Daly showed there was more to him than eves (Ma most enthuslastic admirers had Suspected. To aay that his feet ar larger than his experience with managers Would be leaving a great de:) unsaid. The largely feminine audience hailed the) Daly foot with exclamations of wonder, a ttor or two, and a genera) conclu sion that boots sometimes cover more than @ multitude of shins, We have no Genire to belittle Mr. Daly's feet; in fact, that would be impossible, for there | 4s nothing small about them “We wimbty whet ‘to Fécord the fact that there Was & apring apening of pew plays at the Lyceum yesterday afternoon, and tat | Daly was there with both feet Although Mr, Daly was almost dead for sleep in the first play take off his shoes in “Toe Pag tation,’ yon. As & telegraph operator who had gone without sleep for seventy-five hours, he made the overpowering weariness of Dick Andereon felt across the footlights He won sympathy for the poor overworked wretch, biissard-bound ip a lonely way station; but the agony was 0 long drawn out that one became | Simost as tired as the operator himself, More asleep than awake, Anderson got Dis train orders mixed and sent on a train to the wrong meeting point. His faithful Mary discovered the mistake too late The operator, who had onoe been blamed for & collision—which he recafled in tiresome detall—was afraid to face @ eecond ordeal, and getting & pistol he was about to whoot himself when Mary stopped him with tw revelation that they must not think only of them. selves, that there would soon be another, Then came the thought that the on coming train might be late and disaster averted. If its whistle were heart at 1 o'elock they would know the worst hadn't happened Jf not, the operator would shoot himself and Mary, who had asked that he take her with iin With the bands of the clock pointing 11 and Anderson's revolver pointing a Mary, the wOtstle, you may be sure, tooted deliverance, and tragedy was side- tracked, “Miss Frances King was sympathetic Mary, and (he property man © Very good (rain, #0 far as eound went. “The Lemonade Boy,” by Miss Gladys Unger, was the gem of the triple It was @ true it of life among the lowly of an Knglish seaside, was capitally acted The story wee ae simple ae the characters, Pippy, a lemonade boy, devoled to Maria, who gold sweets and toys, determined to seve her when heard @ cheap balled singer cose her to ge to London with him. To keep her from joining the fellow, he cut his foot, tumbled down to the Dench and yelled for help. Pretending to be badly hurt, he sent her for the bathing master, Then, in her abwonce, he got rid of the chap whe had turned, head by making him uileve she had fooled him, When Marin dissovered she revenged hereelt on the lemonade boy by tr! lag him that whe going to marry tie bathing master. “Thank God! sobbed poor Pippy. | 4” i dn ins bare feet and won & bouseil of ayumpmthy for $y ueer, whimsica! pathetic figure. i, wore sual, itl Nash, as & (alketive moment, were ye } he did nos a allroad scure by Charles A. Ken | furnished in pink and white and & prl- The Evening World’s Daily Magaziney Wednesday, May 1, ‘ ‘The Foolkiller COME ON ~ GET IN! THERE'S NO DANGER! &2 L&R LOOKS LIKE A VICTIM! OOK! I'M AFRAID! THERE'S =NO DANCER! JUST WATCH ME! ~~ By R. W. Taylor @ (9888800808000 00000808 a re TEN RULES =X .oe w ee RR ER 0 8 . ® © A HORSE took oe > ® ® 4 BY GIULIA MOROSIN I88 GIULIA MOROSINI, prob l ably the foremost horace wevan in America, if not in the world, on the writes for Recreat drivin | following ten rules for First select a good horse. It pays, for the finer the aniia}, the more Intellect he will dis- play and the more easily will he be \T Won't f managed A nervous, vacjilating TIP OVER! woman, wavering in purpose, never attempt * should to drive a fine horse YOU KAVEN'T ANY NERVE! ) BELIEVE | CAN GET HIM, But {t was all true enough. The next! troduced him to me” moraing’s malt broceht a letter from| , Poor lad: he pea eis sromnica. ‘to Mra, Ryder, who wrote to the effect| with a girl, but his father wants him that Mr. Ryder would Uke the work to| 0 Marry sone one else, They're quar- of rooms would he ready for her the | tog ‘of the Geart.’ said Shirley dec following afternoon. Shirley did not! y. “What more serious phan henitate, Everything was to be rained | te soon <ot mite, companion, and by making the Ryder residence her | seloction than they who are going to | headquarters. ber father's very life de- nd the reat of ther days togetner? pended upon the suceasatul outcome of | Uf course, it ls a father's duty to give bis son tre benefit of his riper expert: her present mission, and this unhoped-| ence, but to Inaist on a martiage Based 0 uc- | Only’ on business iniereste Is little lose for opportunity practically Insured suc-| Only on business interesta te little jess ce | more important if the union is to be « Sho Immediately wrote to Massapequa. | happy of @ lasting one. The chief thing One letter was to tier mother, saying | # that the man should feel real at that she was extending her visit beyond | ment for the worusn he macries, ‘two peopia who are to live together as man the time originally planned. The other | and wife must be compatible tn tastes letter w to Stott Bhe told him ali | 8nd tem, ‘ou Cannot mix ofl an about the Interview with Ryder, in- | Water Tes marriages Which keep our divorce courts busy. Money alone won't buy happiness jn marriage,” sighed Mrs Ryder, know better than 1” formed him of the discovery of the let- ters, and after explaining the nature of the work offered her, sald that her ea addreas for the next few weeks would | SPpee, that better than ty be in care of John Burkett Ryder, AU | favorably impre cane reer ane was acing better than eho had dared to |@04 she chatted on'ae If she nad Moows | hope. Everything seemed to favor ister tor years. yas rarely that plan. Her first step, of course, while | presse suc! in the Ryder home, wuld be to secure | the more ah pomsession of her father's letters, and surprie , oe was these sne would despatch at once to) “no one lala be-| tere ke lot. aes iad > Id be - Ko, in at iy ae ately her make herself thorough home fore the Benate without delay So, after settling accounts with her jandiady and packing up her few be- longings, Shirley lost no time in trans ferring berself to the more juxurious quarters provided for her in the ten- Bnd to ring for anything she might wish. "A foala haa bean asalgned to look Saolustvely’ after’ her wants and she | could ¢ her meals rerved her | room or rlae have them with the family she liked. But Shirley, not caring | to encounter Mr. \Ryder's Cold, search: until she Idhrns to control her nerves. WF 1 COULD ONLY REACH Him! ) and the art of becoming positive. | It akes a clear head, a firm hand and steady nerves to contro] horses. 12 |“"* ment and a tight one the next will discourage your horse and ruin {his gait entirely. These are faults to Careless, reckless driving, with a loose, free rein) one mo- GIULIA MOROSINI. | beware of, for a horse once ruined is gone, Never drive with your reins too long. It is much better to hold 3 the reins three inches too short than three inches too long., If a hore¢ * stumbles when you have much “slack out” {t is long odds against saving him from a fall; ‘and if a horse shies, your team may get into con fusion, for 1f your reins are too long you cannot so quickly gain the com mand over your horses that you ought to have. 4, Before turning a corner give your horses a gentle hint by alightly pulling the rein toward the direction you {ntend to take. The first thing to learn about driving {s to drive the horses with 5 a light hand, but at the same time drive them well up to their bits * and make them share thelr work equally. With a good driver a car ing stare mare often @ Would prefer to take Lec wea Shirley settled down Mr Ryder had sent than necessary.) portunity to explain to Jefferson how Is! fe came to find her in nis tethers Udrary im ding under anot ) ask him to secu her? While ashe pon insisted, and a few ‘elf sittin, They starte to herself, to work in earnest to her room all the material for t "6 }iaphy, and soon she was Completely in the task of sorting and ar- ranging letters, fart ming extre from off at a brisk plu rley sitting with | recorda, complliny ttc, laying the her head back, enjoying phe strong dered minutes la! beside him } teiping her father about thi * ary they aad pb discovered them, Mr. Kydi had seemed to take w fancy to her and|t had peked her to remain tn the house as bla guest w she was compiling his blography, and she had accepted tho Heserted at v | heavy as a loaded wagon. much tntelligence as the average person. Some require very gentle hand there are horses that require » very firm hand and decided guidance. ther snd particiturly th the olfe’ driving them, \ It may become very serious if a horse shies in dangerous quarters, thes If your horse instead of being wild seems stubborn, lays) back Bis until he is mad and will fight vou; for you will ablish, instead of feat the weather waa too glorious to Te you in the library the other day that Bale ine ait emened awed to her Soe told him Mr. Kyusr had written (01 fear od god soon learn to obey quickly when he learns what you requi buoyant step than she ha Bhe told him sate st mad that you are calm and kind {t will make him understand you, the ttle & delightful sense of jeglitude and @ mweet scent of new get out of patience with them. 6. handling. The least suggestion with the reins {s sufficient. Such « 7 If one would only exercise human sympathy and get in touch with ~ ° Never whip a horse for shying, but if possible let him look well at makes a bolt for fear of the whip. He must be treated kindly and indul- ears as you approach him, or kicks in harness, it might be well te Rundation for the hnpottant, boot he | breeze caused by the rapid motion main indoors, Her bealth must not be almost betrayed) you. How did you /@nd respect, feelings of resentment, hatred and Ill-will, As soon as you have walk. ‘The air emetied sweet to her per asking her tL) When your animal balks in harness nothing is so cruel as | return bome, Turning down Fifth ay fark wi flare-up will soon be forgotten and he will learn to pull truly, When we mown hay from the freshly cur lawns | Mer, not wo much for the amount of one should be driven very carefully and never know the least hamshness o1 one's horses there would be no trouble in managing the most fiery sy! dg should never get way from ® good driver, one who understands the the thing that bas alarmed him. The horse that is hit for shying gently and trained a Httle. It is well to get down, {f possible, and gently o, give him a few sharp cuts with the whip al ‘ut the legs pretty close was to write ‘Now tell me, Bald, what does rijsed even to advance the Inter come to oall on father?” frightened him and gained hie attention then approach him again, after being confined e lone indoors, and how whe had eazer whip him. You can only cure him by kindness. Caress him and nue, she entered the park at Beventy- | park Was almo remember we are dealing with dumb brutes, and reflect how difficult -it | She gaund an empty bench,” well shaded Monéy involved ax for, the splendid op riage will rattle along as if it were light; with a bad one it will appear af To learn to drive well study your horse. A sensible horse has as rough treatment. He fs as easily ruined as he Is guided. On the othes and high-spirited animal. Horses, no matter how strong or how wrt controlling them, But they have to gain confidence in the people 8. will in all probability get into the habit of making a bolt at the whip lead him up to the object that he feared, and stroke him softly. to the body, Never get into a pitched battle with your horse and whip him After luncheon, Shirley decided that jt all mean? I was so startled at seein este of the Colossus, so she put on her Briefly Shirley expinincd everything. | caress him“ great deal more than you whipped him, Thus he will love ghe walked with a more elastic’ and | straw in the hor 10 Soobnd eireet, following the pathway * wait » few moments until his excitement subsides. When he secs [and there wa must be for them to understand our mations and language, we should never by an Overepreading tree, and she sat portunity It afforded her to gain pos down, grateful for the rest and quiet. | *asion of the letters, She was #0 deeply engrossed in cher mystertous work you thoughts that had not noticed « those letters?” sald hansom eab which suddenly drew up with @ Jerk at the curb opposite her bench. A man Jumped out It was I Jefferson, tell any that ts my couldn't one. Only Jud, mission, It tell was a 1 couldn't e Btott knows ‘Helio, Itley,”” he _orted iy He is Aware I have found them and lope HE jumper ho woul expecte’ to lind vou |NOUFY expecting to receive them from Petealinn ante Labs Geter 'r in lme and bow, she sald, "x waat Sour Gress ts soe tured you grinding away at home do- pep very latest Jog Iiterary aunts for the governor.”| His only anewer was to grasp tighiter| development of th and aa " and she had iald in his new | ove Fie iaegee ; far w'dtite, Powact’te Tait’ fo yaar’ |ehat she would nat have to explain ine |Over“walet ides 4 nature of the service she wanted. Ie | this design for young Understood | girle i» singularly at "Where Bre the letters?” he demanded. | tring any ep aicley demurred. No, she could not spare the time Yet. she thought to| ‘Thareeit, “why mime pot\this & good op- charm. million-dollar mansion uptown. At the Ryder house she wae received cordially and with every mark of con- sideration. Tho housekeeper came gow to the main hall to greet her pesca arrived and escorted her to the multe of rooms, comprising & emall working M- | brary, a ®edroom simply but daintily : BET 9 bathroom, which had been apecia!- hy prepared for Ber convenience and k to the cit | and dainty embroid- | comfort, and here presently she wes YOUNG man has written me five pages of incoheren: operatlo ' ery that le worked Jolned by Mrs. Ryder wailing about an unfortuncte frat love affair, whiou | Position. « ans, down onthe | Chile there “Dear si," exclaimed the @nanciers him to regard all women os “sho-devils,” luring ts forr while there are wite, staring curiously at Bhiriey, and aiitched folds on the ioc. Le ayaa oll THE SELFISH WOMAN. men to destruction and ruin, ft-hand drawer of your Cath ing while itis simpie whe aoawered t for a few moments, and| and girlish In effect he said simply wh eet ‘chem As illustrated, tt is cab by tile time had got as far | made of ponges in pam A AS fashionable shades of is Of the blue Pall blue, and ia piped eo beautiful and Ure | with velvet and | Uimmed with little ave the cab strips of the velvet Men and women alike are apt laughing merrt | “what A young girl you « bp ae to form their judgments of an entire nex by their per | ft Midren bent Om & sel!-made hol | pros Bat le 8 made siich @ sur with @ book! re 4 fence with @ single member of it, Ife woman loves & good | Pisce they had reached was J vy rgd lho s you do \\? Vm sure T rite 8 beter, é a man, sho ls apt to think all men are true and honorable. If | outside the norther as apsieti: tae erry) ay ghee rb tynt Hs | she has had the misfortune to centre her affections on @ scoundrel and finds it ou & Sven eee Aaa niin fas 4 eee eet ao tard” laughed | la with the greatest diMeulty #he can be made lo believe that al! met are not | buliser ir adc Tove Baud Noreen ee Quuject thet ap: mean and false as he, Men, too, generaiize In thle way trom their per oped down » | Aah Al Sie nanos cil vahiad Shea’ h al exill of | periences, Tb& young man who thinks al) women “ehe-devils” in one of them [ont eorreagtuapletly ne, ‘The trusts ans thelr misdeeds T advise him to meet other women and learn from them @ new fall in wow serge, it ie admire are the favorite topics of the our kind, The maforiiy of women are unsrifish and Underhearted, The selfish Sa ee sore ner Mea a bok Spb ea woman is an exception, Lf you are pleased to consider yourself her victim, ae!| aay was warm. and sh the lke, “while we ‘thats ai” even by trying to forget all abou her, That will hurt Mer more than anythi of climbing over bramb will 90 See a gr ee rey ot gan Cote tdse, if she remembers, and will remind her of you If she has forgotten, Another dure The reh gimme » lepton tevin Yew Samured this Woman will help you to forget more quickly Jaf the ground wftordtn | 20 made, Tho guimpe 5 red lo speak ple on om + e entirely separate Oe ed citare’ lacie [ing at her home for the last yeer ana | tizetcnad out ag Bay ANP spree phar yh a! a alive a , id 7 seh and condequently can t, Sut ners was «certain aati The Question of Religion. | y nai, whore 1 have always boon wel] iOS, {41Y,, the, danciag, ware And COnveneionaly 481 ation fh wowing were won Dear Betty come, and I think that she likes me. | of light as they wwapr #wiftly Al thal deny ha’ Uked fire er not cowed by tue thd, yuu please aettie this litle as ft am mot aliowed to take her out, | ‘antvley wudd Indeed, it can be » ded wt have be * wanted a daughter,” religious diepute between two nor to eee her except in the presence! gigi’ vou *aaw int ta nad ctoeeen fe ent on r, beoma cout lovers? There la @ difference of of her parents, brothers or sivters, I about my allened enwas asian tar Lat Cental, rier pee Feligion, namely, Catholle and Frotent: nave never had & chance to tell her hoberta. I hope yo oe ae things Se heroult ’ lite seu Maes aa. iG palibicn Mould give Im and if inet 1 love her, or make any demon: |9M4 Gti". eee erent. Mises! Princess Jumpe s—Pattern No. 5688. . a ; Four paren! is ive koh Sa it wrhon‘nhvould they’ gen mar-| #irationa whatever, as her parents af awered, "yout The eubr Salman eles a , M lent ie ; Shirley's face hath tea lest or clergymen yOu very strict, although I have reasons | sient oeides would sutlicte ah, ry ever tar ek ‘ad the mabariee | think, they gould live happily Logether| to believe that they would not object RY, sulk ladbvidua bas 4 Me paiener qhaages Fr ie fo my being their pon-in-law, My replied, sae km ott quantity of 5 al requir $ 1-4 yards ‘My you aNoula he “avieee| mother has already made known to Sor ne, hee ily” ahibol pata fa fost | Tad yards a yards 4 inches v pap) Od-4 yarde oe tian yg them my titentions. I would like you wating & chasce Lo to bim. 634 yards &, or 41-2 yards 4 “ you shew! show him ‘ of announeins | Paitere No. GOS le out in alee oe i lass ye.| (2 tll me what eourse I should pure show him, ity Of nanguesing | astern “ |eue, a8 1 love the girl dearly | pecrotary! in . ad Gell oF send by mall w THE KVENING WORLD MAT M j JOHN D ary?” exclalined | 1 mow to TON FASHION BUREAU. Nv 2 West Ceaty-tiird acewet oe | Under the citeumsiances | would eet all about the letter |} ontade Yr te ip cote tampa 107 ehoh PRL Ordered, | i 1 were Round on the stearcase, and Use ore, Band ten conte io 7 ame speak to the eile parents, J veaee wr name and edrewe pisialy, oad Oh } |. ‘Tell them you love her and ask Hou. dilsroy Bawley's uli ns fay a run pe TANT, Ke your | ham 12 wive yey © shane to apenk to | Seailny m a re " her fo ‘on rin