The evening world. Newspaper, April 29, 1907, Page 13

Thy Evening World’s Daily Magazine, Monday, April PISSSSH SONS STSSSHOSSSSOE Rij] | $3 —k2-—£2 By A. Methfessel. Be ROY L. MW’ CARDELL e3 Bill Hustle, of Harlem @ AP Original Series Written for The EVENING a WORLD by Leading Amerioan Comedians, @ Continues His Amusing Chronicle of ® a) 4 oa & gThe Jarring % #8 & Jarr Family3 & | | | BLAME THAT RAZOR | Now ive JOHN [ WISH YOU) GOTSTO GET, SHAVER, ATA P\STOP.IN TO-DAY _/ BARBER SHOP. ATI ol & @ & = The Serious Side wx © & = ‘ ° & of Fun-Making ® ® @ * Mrs. Rangle B No. 6—By David Montgomery. N@ funny t= sertows business weartne « liver pad, or feel like wearing one, or when lots ef people of your audience need one or several. No two audiences are precisely alike. But trom New York to Labrador, Monday ie funny man’s busy day Monday's eu y geome to the theat in ab all-right-it-you-think-you-ean-help- me-feal-betterjuat-try-lt epirit. Ite serious business to start ‘em laughing as @ rule Once started though, they forget being sorry for themeelyes very funny man fh the country hae run Up against the Monday frappe A payohologist once told me that Sunday aia it) that many fregularttios 7 |eommon to the holiday breught the bd are perfect they ‘get 60} , crowd out of bed Monday morning « re ve F | | At off the normal key, i ern what want with him| ’ ‘The funny man can make ‘em baugh . P { ma E y quicker in New York than amywheng The next town (or easy ha ha's te c Londen—that's the way we found ft. ' 1 5 I think you encourage f .. But the serious aide of being funny oa! A off! You take it easily, but when . never geta @ real inning unti! a funn: = | man tries his tricks on the members of hh J an omohestra, the fellows with fiddles and things who sit just under the feot- | lighta on the eudienos side and make yeu feel that the funniest line ever wth ten js something that ought to be in @ meledrama at the point where the villaim 4a about te chuck the hereine ever the ellff or blow her up with gasoline, THATS WHAT INE BEE Onoe ® funny man has an audience going, it's his fault if he loses ‘em—that TRYING -TOFIND-OUT 14, of courm, if he's provided with funny material, Make a cemedian self- pd conscious, as & chilly audience will, amd there's an ache on both sides of the @ FOR THE LAST 15 MINUTES, cootlighta, I know « well-knewn funny man who hes long made ft a praciies to bave seated in front on his epening nights @ |friend whe is abnormally susoaptible to his partioular kind of fun, ‘The fellow who ls really and truly on the sertous side of the funny proposi” tion Is the man who writes the stuff—the playwright In a room in « hetel across the way from my shack last summer I saw «@ well-known librettist at work. My sleeping reom evertooked hi I used to watoh him tots of times. He didn't know I knew who he waa, and It @xin% seem to oceur to him that anyone would find any interest in noting his stunts while at work. He was writlag a libretto that is new playing—euccessfully, Aa fares I sould judge from observation, he jeeemed to met his ideas beet when he recitned. It seems tome that almost every | time I looked over ‘at him I found him elther throwing himeelt on his bed or bounotng off tt. In the intervals he'd nures = big yellow writing pad. Whenever an Mee would hit him—es It appeared to me—Mr. Auther would bound to the Goor and then head straight for the manfla. After rounding out an idea, line or Dit of Ousiness, hed act all the characters, He emoked fnosssantly, when Feclining, when acting, when writing. He seemed to be working all the time. as night and day, during the elx weeks he was my neighbor. I never saw much « partes. | |Dusy man. For that tallow being funny was certainly serious-business. But for | | the asters. who ere now playing the stuff he wrote, I knowybetng funny, as a in with a . sean i ics See! AND THE MOUGE we sald Mra P w se Ift"the men aia shaved they'd be, so good 4 Mra. Jart, things at they wouldn't 5 that we wanted to # re wn, anyway? plainttvely, “and Mr, Rangts and Jarr here at 9 o'clock w . go to the bail t have i t 4 disappoint us. (ONCE OVER ARES re WHATS GOIN ON & BE Quic ee OVER THERE 2 er bid Tu kept away darr is along Bo snying, Mra. Range gave he comes home Getained on very !mportant bus—very | <=<=/PHE LIO thpicks, matches, es, cheese and But brought you & Here Mr. Jarr ¢ ; tout of this chao vou 4 1 “Fallen in love with the wrong we-|eble you to understand @ great many) che keep them unobserved? she and forward: mani ica Mantle Sy raataed 4 gta Bae |Novelized from CHARLES oul aes: eS aid out of man, | suppose, ° she mad A I don't think are guile Pag id Werle imdan thoes? BE ear het Lidl sine a of i 2p ae tn sf bre rt—b ol A he to sip them t Ast astecs | KLEIN'S Great Play, ey turned the papers over care- gusoe goed humorediy, It| Wills Ryder wee at the ‘phone, but he| feaistance. “It nie wer torte etty good for a jong t | pile act allah rT ensation to hi suddenly glanced in the re thought. Anomer e him 1 naw that he retired tn goc | you think your life {s a g004 ex- Caught ber eye, She. would present itself, Ryder + a Ls s from By Arthur Hornblow |ampie to follow? she esked with a 4 with a mischievous twink don't seen to snake much headway. A|Dervousness, but be notioed nothing and the Grawer on the lett-hand site of his Ae mi "| tinge of trony. ' Faith, mlscnlevour nagine ehat|Woman like you whese mind. tn't | went ‘on apraxing through the ‘phone: | desk, mal o himaalf rather than J (Copyright, 1906, by G, W. DUMB) “writ ito ne demanded. or eye Tyomd be the ighy one un-[spolled by the amusement habtt hus! “Hallo, Jefferson, boy! You wast peaking to shirley. oe i 8) c » Yu less you selectel ber yourse Teat posstdiiities—great possibilities, me Can you wax ti ]'m througt, rae ey get ameng 5 prens. |, The «trl looked him square tn the | 1p) 30” nadie no answer, Ho folded his| OW you're the free woman t|Tive got 8 dady There | Going enray, my, other papera , pug ¢| face and gazed at her. Who wes this/ fdence-1 mean | ‘Determined, eb? oh, Team judge ore, were they don iu the let- brett vireo ther he ead, “but J | ters in ber hand, which shook 0d ‘ent wo Very caretully tn ehirt Yonsen : a | ; irley 7, ‘Buppoee,” whe said, “we all wanted Woman who knew nim #0 Well, who Keep you here If you've made ley boldly, ee : >| could read t th whi | mind. You want to eay good-by. ie wan 2 to follow it, suppose we all wanted t 1 read his inmost Choughta, 0 wala about hve eamotee ond Til catres pa ed jer suapte. the cane pawertin pare | Dever, made m FIsAReT Attar + MAHON Wear ee is & wacy inthrenting pareen: fe x giant know that hia name be the riche Bonage in the word? ) You Know you say the stranges! y do, but T ‘| He inughed and ng up the receiver. - TE , ‘ec Q | hat then?” he demanded. ings?” a my oul 1 do |@nj al) unatew ing te | wim) rage Py ; Bick THE FLIRTATIOUS GIRI, Ee eS ee nts et | sitath. is. sormnge vectied @nirtey |0nd.2'm duos yeu tO BY | over motion wilh her’ Gis-| talker’ of the wet you ben's Lice text nis as na nd@ as ine! tte would be s ry had caused her, °, eles I don't ‘suppowe you hear indefinitely, cover ¥, won He took the telephone from his desk |{y a if he were going to use It Fegan ab tag ty What a commander-in-ohtet Pig Brotherhood -ot t you? never thought of Bh nos MES igen it ef the ner) | mitted Ryder. to he ney 24 would have made—how natural St {!# for) ghe } from 4 ‘ you to oe exclaimed § 1 across to Ryder, head “you 4 ao |e Bee wan tchiing her on the other sl Why. » ti the from Washington | ose you el Ho caught her glance an: A 4 ! ANC | r are over to tike come Manusoript, or. rUr—OF mF : ss to do ft You are : s tect xpanded “ 4 nied 94 You know I've often | 1 @on't wane these papers to) bis m r : 1 wrt . ¢ that Napoleon and Caesar an the tes. | remnev ‘oft Sa Nets 47 | Alexander must have been 4 do- deny regyet, ae Boni feibe taken and ther ; Ari? | moestic leaders as well as iim ru Beenie nat os = must reali in- miect tol ting |R Jim sure of it no o take y Ryder |istened to her in smemmeyt. ll te eaaeeen! you met those , | Tle was not quite eure if she were “ : 4 4 applies equelly | . i - 0 i he does not care for her an: | [oe yee ee dee not pretty speecnes and ¢ ei CHAPTER XII. | Daintitng at her deer inary SRO Lis of all'—— he began. Then in- fwho will inke more mear | (Centinced:) Turning over | oes, loves her,” #Mi8 | terruncing himestf & peid amiably rt omer ‘ 14 ¢ Ka 7 not at all i he ¥ ; “Won't you 40 me onor 0 meet Piiria, men and women alike, alow « OF. Ret Bh'8 The Girl and the Maguate. know abo enyes, Marder may farnity f secon ay Y augh | d o {led sweetty and petticoat To Learn Her Love think you @0 very wrong ns} spas mere a t thin my 1ife would make |) "From the way you #87 be doesnt,” | 6) walled owgetyy 004 tree ager er oO Lear , | ttm yo’ him, when y how, mon i he asked with some | retorted ; 1 A eo {rom ‘her seat and teanad tnt e F eR yder gave tile ealier a look tn whion | ane ript to conceal th y | every Cone owt Dear Be You » at certainty ‘ noere nor ty aha’ replied slowly, 09.1t | paiietite ema imingied wih astonise. over ne imanusoript to Conese! te gas. | FOOT ey aited HAVE deon going with » girl quite a | co, else laugh such as the Gevil may have given 4 mit herself aa to 14) me ‘. to tha damily circle gaye her. Bhe wea| waist portion ts fong. time, and she never shows a you. when driven out of heaven. erary valu hen ahe Su are right again,” he sald, “tne ( rentay Mo gh 4 re ee ey u "You's it 0 eri’ p tell you the honest | iqio: doa save’ ThA girl * house, and other and perhaps bet gigpe that she cares for me, but nt "You're quite # character He | esl hit consider mere genius tt or ena Bhirley to her “ ° ‘on iect weisnt he same time Tt @ loves some He Wears Her Bracelet, laughed again, and Bhirley, eatening | (ruil. T dont Gone te ent provocat! Pies dak phe anid 4 siop, 18 og saue cearene at | AAeeree Soe ph Joves me, or if she cares for somadody | Dear Betty “It's me and it isn't me. you..come,,to &@ bad en uid hav - 1 eerie interned |o nother room, w ile Bhiriey, who te bull Glee better than she does for met AM in Jove with # young lady and) Ryder flourishing the book ae pre the not very S& Te Out a eny other he had aver | we Wg tanding eontiaued examin. | the skirt eek W. B. hope to be engaged soon. Last) low Broderick ts all right; be ation contained tn this} known. t any one in la. , Whats that! nt As Utuetveted, Ask her, Thet le the only way. week she told me I might wear her| ful and he's great, but I don't 1 ¥, utoerat continued to I don't think I ever met 4 . Ge rid of htm, I) ee tan name your own p "he eaid na dollars Mg ite Mke you,” he eald | | Mewnath tne opsecton to the girl Shirley . jection, I don't want ber| the phone’ f ts mate of et, and fastened it on my wrist; | finial Tell fim to come | the walet will do the W or even five tho It's cruel,” insisted Ryder a few months’ She Does Not Love Him. Nth 9 j a “It's toeteal.” ventured Shir) miaeinetty Penge lock. I have worn it for some of my friends were | made of cammbrto mses fev months Z have besa | have segn it made fun of ans, Laat] “Bo is the man who reverses the at- 1.4/7 3S hace tot of i ne Binfling Xesinst her character?’ |ery’ whit Mn vain he’ trled’ > sus | tracamed with ox Keeping company with a younsrnight I told her of this and asked her|Vine law and hetes his neighbor | phe aAded: “It appeals to my commer € Conceal the keen \ntorest| press Ryder looked up. proidery, and there gentleman, I do not love him,| to take it off, She was offended, and|stesd of loving him retoried. Bhirthy. | ial sebee. Rut 2 WO Afraid [ie enveut In the personal turn th J ctuhat® the matey” he Gemanded | DMT atl of voldly. beat to | does not arouse my enthutiaamn fro sn Bhiriey pi ate wtdle Senne Wik Sim. Te: O98 VNG MY) aed Shas ft Seedy Oks “Hee oat PL lg Perigo it artistic standpoint be more ey than ever with the ba | “Noching—nothine™ she reolied In» mused at the tdea of to make five thou-| PSO, ina te Ninew that writers do ek Reser such Opportunities every | [enlee Mme o oT don't | heceaserty make loves me, and often asks why I) would not only want to keep on weat- oaaris vc pes ba Dgee't Jove him, 1 just anawer that I| ing it, but would let every one ese it.|smused her to fence in tile way with | any one hesitatl do. He treats me in every way very| What shall I do? Ido not dare ask her/‘h® man ‘ thought the bes Ricgly. He takes me to the theatre tor I would not orien. ae Fad ray fast ‘becoming used eper. “I oricked myself with i rt Ryder seemed y i Don't ming me." ery a Jue come scrors ber Cather neck ettere, which bad got mized | exe ny without Ryders knqwi- We mass ot papers he tend 3 3 E t word,” he said, i . memney 906 Mundey even canta i aieul tm, and her first feeling of intimida- | knov Fin'ag analous to get, you to p petnt in. per favor, tan't MT wpared As slip waa io | inush to be Geatred, me. to. candy and sodas, Bhould 1 t be made ridiculous, Take-the) 1107 was passing away. ‘Yer bit He hesitated as if ua ore sofpawhere in the houee | tor the mousitn thank bim for his treats? Do you of, If she won't unlock It! veoni wrunted Ryder, “you're certain what to aay : yah Sreamed that fate would Pull makes strong 0nd ink be loves me? | 9 to & Jeweler's and have it done No! ous eirl; upon my word you ariir whee! "You Knew. men, well Gem's Pes wis Mine euatenness of thelr appear: | durable waist, Cam- MARGARET G. | matter how much you love @ woman, ie He took o mass But he did a j polis 4B. know them pretty ve the sight of her fathers M1 bie or lengoloth Yes, 1 think he loves you. And I do not allow her to dictate to you Me ivine at hie eit 4. pus sia cuceeat | aoe vgn | miliar wignature Affected her almont ie | oon be used throust x oie paver ner. “Here.” he’ aa vt 4 } sant you study women for a|a shock, Now she had them, she must | Se Mt ra e them Ove u to make ab clever @ book! Oh, no, 1 wish he Were,” said Ryder, | ch @ dazed: mat would, on | mot let them oe agen: ret Oh | nee mene ad flea Health and Beauty. | By Margaret Hubbard Ayer. Premature Wrinkles, Mf! court-plaster, then with the thumb and forefinger af one hand atretoh the we | Rice Waffles, orga oy peed furrowed by the wrinkle unl It ts per - spit open and and Cur) oe two layers together again. 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