The evening world. Newspaper, April 27, 1907, Page 8

he Ev Pudkanes dy the Press Publishing Company, No. 6 to @ Park Row, New York Bafered at the Post-OMce at York as Second-Class Mall Matter enin ,. NO. 16,688. OLUME 47 ...6.. 00000. eee THE MOST VALUABLE PLANT. UTHER BURBANK, whose experi- ments plant life have resulted in | By Roy L. McCardell. reproducing new and valuable fruits] | THAT COP (AIN'T US and flowers, has t { his attention| | eT HOR, vert (Wo. Rtcy at to “the training of the human plant.’’) LIKE THAT! Jo — 2%) NO NORE? /V 7 7 Of the forms of life useful to man reful attention is given to the / hers than men The West-| je and hogs. On stock! traced that the colt may be a of seed for ordinary garden (nore cae UNDESIRABLE Acrrizens N farms pedigrees are studied and ter wpéeedier and stronger horse. “The & wegetables has become a scient If the same care were and the rearing of babies as to ¢ advance. Mr. Burba call States to-day “is the gray i mating of men and women | w rapidly the human race would | tion. to the fact that in the United} ver presented of developing | portunit ndest ee > NY THE COP To WAKE . Workd’® Daily Magazine, Saturday, April 27; 1907. BBBS a g World’s Laugh- The Chorus Girl Airs Dopey’s Ideas on the ‘‘Newly Poor” ers + 4 + ® New York Thro’ Funny Glasses By Irvin S. Cobb. * * * * NOW THATS NICE OF From Hi Glasses to Green Glasses. NEW YORK, Aprfi Already our noble crusade agatnet the fun-bearing Ginney ts beginning to love Its grip. By this the next week the iiian brother ought to be free once more to resume the even or homtemial tendencies of his ways, ing © pusheart by day anda pistol by night, without fear of being snatched off to a county fall that te ‘em uP! THEY MIGHT HAVE Bren LATE TO vee | FAR GREEN es y Kent #0 clean as to make him feel perfectly mierabie and ed seed ‘corn with the] | unhealthy all the time he's there, and then sent away for an which (Hes Arad % sixty 1 days on the charge of betng fretghted with con- fic care which they apply F traband attbies, aeninat the peace and dignity of the r& comme Wealth and the statutes made and previded—but not enforced, to spenk of. Or we to that effect. It's a mighty hard thing to keep us Manhattanese atirred = D over anything more'n two days, forty-eight hours, hand- Unning, One reason why we lost Interest In the ‘Friaco earthquaks a year age wan becaune arred once. If tt had played a ret umn Gate every day fore > effects each performanee, had onl ‘ational Leamue, to as to establish @ tt getting a showing here, We are @ le for getting ready to dq something for or to somebody on Monday, Retting his fret name by Tuesday afternoon. And eo It has been with disarmament campaign among the inembers of the Society for the Em week with ent Friace nection, ecialtien and If . team tn might have counted o} eae —TAY LOR ——s at t of the vast mingling of| the finest race the worlt Peoples brought here by im ‘Dopey @ays when & cop came along to wake a gent with the club foot tattoo. some of them would say wor ligeman’s feelings In the most crue! manner.” Park, sinoe he Hved there be- fore, seems to cater to a most undestrable class of tenants “He missed bie old roommates, 0 Musical Swede and Boston “harley, the lead-pipe operator Dopey sags the benches was ful) of shabby genteel people, broke brokers and members of the Uster Clubs. The good old Down and Outs that were waterprocof wo rain and felt neither heat nor cold, has passed away, says Dopey | “He says instead of being considerate and recognia-| 1) ing that the oki pairous of the Park was entitietto| me privacy and @ whole bench, he'd be crowded ‘om off his by the offenmve upstart of the newly poor was enough to discourage him with whether the sheets has couldn't stand them. abel > nature and the wonderful phenomena of the world. How many of the! children now in New York grammar schools could tell the difference be-| tween a field of wheat and rye or a chestnut tree and an oak? How Many children know what breeds of chickens lay white eggs or how} seeds grow or what the tassels of corn are for? How many can tell| when it is going to rain or from what corner the wind ming The instinct of self-preservation and the healthy living which have been bred into the lower order of animals by necessity of men and women neediessiy and foolishly. _ _ A baby is the most valuable plant there Is. 4 to be tn the olf days, Dopey says, that « lemure clasps could go to the bar- where the genuine ten-year-old Kentucky whiskey was made fresh every hour, get a few slugs and an the burdens the riah and the pectis of the property owner. since the pure food laws has gone into effect, Dopey sacs, tke {t weed te and « aight aloghol for ey vend you these days are being bred or alc » * you. was being softened by all the WOMEN’S LOOKS.. IRE women’s looks more important to them than their liberty? A woman is on trial for murder before the Criminal Term of the Supreme Court. The case rat's what Dopey couldn't understand, he maid. course proepertty is trying, because most pe . but why should hard luck sour any- on? A guy ehould look hard 1 ¢ it the laugh, Dopey eays, becau that can't be helped, like brea nied in his life as spring an it yidenc ¢ nt thel ¢ | © new class of Oh, when Is close. The evidence is circumsta tial, Upon the} AT Aenea ee (roomed are heidi corded He renee) influence of the testimony on the jury depends their| tonabie ¢rienda might come down to Fist him of when a cop came along | uy. La b Neary} verdict and her future. It would be thought that | Might and find him in the company of peevish perso n the ntiona In the world to wake @ gent, wanted ‘ 4 na be be ‘| who'd got the big head with sudden poverty, and were| whet! a call or not, by giving them the eae she would be engrossed in her trial; that she would] eo egotistical they oouldn't talk of nothing but their! club of them would say words ght gate oy own troubles. nan's feelings in the most “A gentleman always takes his misfortunes grace 4 when be consulting with her lawyer, suggesting what ques- ruel m tlons to ask and what witnesses to call, Her anxiety | fully. Dopey ways, but the newk: poor are extremely says when a-cop comes along, sometimes rn to pay, offensive Instead of using their Evening Fudge « of his way and encroaching on valuabie| me up to the fa would naturally be as to her fate. Instead, her chiet open air pajamas and letting it qo at that, they actu e might be mpending in @ gin mill playing come back, Kid They drove bh Ay 8 lodging-house bunk to collect a fare from and never paid a fare @ condu weomer from the Sunny Southern end ring under the chronic infirmity of reason that causes him aw follows the Constitution and jonally gets w de that would hurt the po- ¥ scientific selectic rite 2 By “pat fi selec , : ; ‘ - -PEY M'KNIGHT te column and kept gentiemen = pinochle, to 4 has to wit down on ite trigger and wait for the Constitution te fated. Vice and immorality would be minimized, crime would be bred é back at the fat,” said| n complaints abeut hew the! feet to restore circulation ar = ae HBSS la hk ns learned in a general way that when a man with « million dol- PM Tae Cialytinbes is bred Out of Gate the Chorus ¢ el tm some Gay Gelloate manner that the city government was taking) ST® Ket at somebody here in the law-loving East, he blows a few large Out of mankind as viciousne bred o1 nia i ain't going to take hts food lawa, Dopey ays, that! care to see he didn't oversieap himeelf, one 4 crevices in him, and then gets a hunch of smart lawyers and a brain To do this Mr. Burbank urges that all children should be ralsed in mente in Madison Square Park! Ime changed the temperaments of the park tenants, prectate ti can be adjusted te ot pad removed when not In ues, and has « couple 1 ab at er var: | 1 ummer, intended. | but the wry they erumbled eat lend accommo “But this en ee goes free. If he has two millions instead of one, there's only on try and be kept out of the schoolhouse until they are ten years} Lt Mchyaeiien of) sag tne eat « led at the & ass that's moved Into the park these! y ong. the coun! zy and be kept out of the e unt) € J | Hé sayehe slept cut. two nights 6 Udine trade spring, the open-alr|dsye cannot ‘appreciate the fait that they nesta y, our misguided Latin friend Gliscovers that when a Southern old. Until that time they should learn about plants and animals, about on @ bench, but Madison Square aces, the beasitiful light effects across the worry about whether the b eman with a family tree, and « feud up it, feels called upon to vindicate his honor by expending Mis last cartridge upon @ foe, It 1s customary for the Coroner's jury to pass him « vote of thanks and then clud their fees and buy him some | more cartridges rsh haa: | That te what puti | amt. Bo fn ly gone to work in|!" Our midst. Bo the A himmelf, go he can't oatch any dle ighteen others ina small back rc ot ety Measra. Colt up been ch tered life ink In the general perceptions of the Sicilian enjourner t thing he does efter Innding here and sewing his clothes nd engagt lect family board with m, 1s to buy himself ene of the modern prod- out 1 Then he o 1 American doctrines. t soctologtca! have driven waste Ais- the cylinder and starts forth te in Connecticut propagate what he tekes te be the real & Con-|" here are only two ways for him to get Into print, anyway. The first way fe ated by @ premacure biaey in which even the newspapers thirty widely al persed. It was impossible to ascertain bone and one knee cap, which were re pon them.” Or else he works @ thirty-eight call awarded the following press notice a to the fact 9 marks of {dentification y quite painful to his name, ow! a fellow countryma (Sma! Local Bappentngs:” =] nguta, a laborer, shot # er foreigner, Colorado Maduro, at the saloon of Pagadena Cailfornia. Maduro, who was wounded on his way to the hospital, after the ambulance surgeon had legs and was preparing to remove his under jaw. The mur- erer encaped ; am 2 \* Nine they catch our frend Meduila and lock him/up thirty er forty years, how bis) which ts a source of more of less inconvenience to him. Yet, all the Fr | me he was merely trying to live up to the spirit of our free-born institutions. 41 game on Medulla, but I guess he deserves it He basa't bagels aiways waemy joy 2 mot P m ery ar a nk of the, street Mkew!s “235008, The Pastime of Holding Hands Care stems to be that the reporters shall accurately describe her hat and dress, i This is nothing new, When the guillotine was a @uring the French revolution its feminine victims Wisplayed more solicitude over their appearance than their decapitation. Where a woman has no children to come before herself in her thoughts, a time of physical danger does not distract her from the dally vanities of life as -it-does-a-man—At-afirea ship: wreck or any. other situation of extreme peril a woman's sense of danger soon becomes secondary fo her accustomed routine of interests, This is one of the reasons why women’s attire Goes not become uniform like man’s. Every little while men dressmakers attempt to make women's fashions imitate masculine girl has a brief vogue. variations in t The Five-Cent Fare Handicap, By Maurice Ketten. ctlvely at work ee pag HORDE Oxd Boy!) hing. The tailor-made Pts are never successful long, The lor-made costumes are too limited, The colors permissible are too few, nities for display are too restri: Once fine clothing and lace, diamond t powdered and velvets were worn by both sexes h att | The opportu: | was Worn by me Ruffles | gs, silks) It was then} ical fear and Nowadays Their emotions a | th and show It cess or failure kles, the custom for a man to conceal p to put his appearance before his welf men have become humdrum primitive, They hunger Their avarice is icealed are material, not spiritual If Their s They lack the kind of} Gelf-contro] that the woman on trix! for her d ’ A ele ieee ellers from the People. ¢ For Subware Us. ‘ark. that (he average Ttallan ts pescefut Be the Dittor of The By ent And jell e eae eet ae te « ai meariy | There is a chance for at least thre mt them have mannere—edmethin, @evdh-neeted subway lMnes—« * Very scarce « v s Meroe Corr under Cen ° v ane Se Snore from F tip A eer | ecrose ea wrong ts done of « crime co @econd street ed it i» eald the * Ome Hundresth. as ps , ie 7 Rng yeh geal gel . | air to the fine Ital. | @round the wark or « the wing hy fests ries Ztaly @uptace car Line that exists, Fora bury . e singers, axtiots, Peovle betier, quicker facilities are 7 writers and masters of hun | Meeded for crossing the park | ater erm | A“ PeN Smoking in T Of Hast 24th 91 @ pl rte he. E Apether Byring Poet's Lay be s the Eitttoe of The Bre "4 + York's climate arly more ed os bed. OBERT @. Dut ite chang ake one oad A Word of Thanke, 4 Mo-day and sunstroke te " Se = ’ and thaws to cause us ser a t or athe Com 4 row Witah has been Aghting fer tad i, by fer, and much, much be ection to prven tort ae “ive on & ranch and “ a PRING PORT nese | Helian Polliences, tr delegates in AL the wnwarn Bitter of The Bening World published In certain news, Sd i very glad to know from your | Werds are doubly appre: | By Nixola Greeley-Smmith. YOUNG woman reader has taken exception te « pre A I uttered « few days ago against come rules of ‘ p formulated by Father Angela, of Flush- ing, which barred the holding of hande and ineleted on the presence of both parents in the soom im whieh the eourt- ts going on. Tt seemed to me that only the presence of an expert atenbdgrapher behind & screen to take down every remark, made by the could add to this dream of safety and piles, but this young woman reader Goes not agree with noe TONE man tal from holding @y's hand that it ts one he wishes to clasp through . and @ @reat many people agree with me, very improper for @ young lady to allow her “How,” she asks, hand to be handied.” bas y. how we honor you—how we envy your serene aloofness— gp Ragone llr *; Be arn ace ane aah {80 long aa mum alee reg sen, and love roll tore he twillaht, hands | Streying your Stiusions concerning. ¥¢ might even hagard the sptaies hat here and there « certain ph ied in dictionaries (which see! | crickets ‘and the plaintive whip-poor-willa who hear the eoft on of Ips seking lips. But perhaps I ought not to have eaid that, The young lady who lew ete egainat having her hand “handle’” may not have known what a kise te and I have thoughtiessty reft vell between her and the world of sen- les has hitherto tgnored. I have deprived her of the righ: of choice be- eet ee nc an’ piles. To hold hands apart from the restrictions whtoh not be @ particularly exhilarating pas nedige it about and lend it divinity would ‘ nd If old people did not profess Gimapproval of {t young people would not relish tt half so much te it that has two feet, feathers and barks Ifke a dog?” "A chicks se | *Bizt-e chicken doean't bark Ike a domi | bamaes D put that in to make dt difficult | Lis ct ee Be comety of severa! seasons past + tittle bit of diaiogue trom @ musica verventions,against the holding of hands, &<., eeem to be put into eur lives by the Fates 40 “make ft difficult’ anf therefore Interesting. If the eouree of love m H ran emoothly I dowbt {f tt would run at a Ro! Nn restrict courtship add to tte interest. - But practically to abolish ff as Father Angelo Insists, won't do at all Sa —E Es Loeb Will Quit. By Walter A. Sinclatr. | eyirttam Loeb, the President's private accretary, 4s going to resign.—Item.) ffled accents Pounds 6 that doleful, soulful groaning that mm or And a hinting, % There's a aadness, lack of gladness that now permeates the alr, ist a glinting of @ teeny-weeny swear, | There are sounds | And we read ¢ [ke Some Great Personage indulging ine ft, wful tidings tm the news that “LOBB WiLI, QUIT. Not Ohfe nor the labor unions’ threst Makes bold Teddy fell light-heady and his crown uneasy eet. | He 19 solemn, Not s column will the correspondents find, None conspire to cause ire in the August Person’ mind. tn gloomy, ead, unguarded, and he likes ft not « bit. j aa 4 who will shoulder trouble new that Wilée LOEB WILL QUITT Unprotected and dejected, pity poor old Theodore! When the hammers and t amors follow some one's awful rear, | Loeb the Wonder took each blunder. He had shoulders and to spare, His detection of protection slow will leave poor Teddy bare, Her On the marrow Ted will have to square each hit, | nese er Willie LOEB HAS QUIT, ote | My, oh, my, oh! 6 the sorrow be Gouble gobs of Upuble aft: Pointed Paragraphs. NVENTION 4s the stepmother of trusts. Many # small boy grows up to be « little big man Then lot of brass tn the composition of = gilded youth Few people are wise enough to utilize second Mand expertence Bome people are not much for looks urti! they begin to rubber, Convince & man that he jp @ fool #& you would make an enemy of him, Even tiv femate with the bargain-hunting mania Graws the line at « eheap-looking man. I, tan't always safe to Nidge & man's charttablenees by his eotions when tte wide aske him for money, It's certainly « aot themacives when they a