The evening world. Newspaper, April 25, 1907, Page 17

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The Evening World’s Daily “Ses eet A SHAATARAS * * * By re “w~ "The Jair Family's Daily i Sardell. By Irvin S. Cobb. s-ups and earrying-ons Riders, as counter Koomevelt eroup who are Presidential appotntees on to Washington to Ddued regimental re- ir olf commander po Vad Mra. Jorn Jart, not look! © a newspaper. at at alll nald Mra Jarr, triumphantly, | w shape and the buckle ts new and the thers are off that little hat I wore all | mainly holding Gov A 900! West « fons tn whtoh the modes wou Jomen, At the Garden Col. Cody ts appearing twice a Gay with s John Phillp Sousa spine clothed in a princess effect in coat and his halr flowing freely down hia back ame an Evelyn-on-theetand. He bronco bosters bestrids etusive pintoe that are rier to etay on than our own tricksy water wagon. His troopa of Indians do thelr native corn danoa which has been Mnsuccessfully imitated by pale-taced patients of ern chiropodiats, and perform thelr abalping rites in a manner caloulated to make | m eater in cut-rate ralirond tickets turn a@ green with envy as @eherkin pickle, Mis ferocious etagy bandita, In leather trouserings, with harness«hop trim- mings; hold up the olf Deadwood atmge and plug the hereto driver full of blank leartridges Iris Jady Imflans of advanced years deat the tom-tom and sound the Ifa cowboy band renders genuine Indian melodies, such aa “Shy “Sister Floux,” exartiy ee composed by the fierce tribe of mustoal ma raters who ravage the Tin-Pan alley reservation in West Twenty-etghth street. A Tha whole forming a truly Celightful entertainment. But we ourselves are SDS oes evra ce eeree wt) Gafly gtving a free wild West performance on cur main street that ts all to th opal . rr, ureoncernedly. ack ehape and black tan't {t wasn't your color?™ asted | (* gala Mra, Jere, “The feathers | © I've hed them, cleaned, of course, but they*re! tite satne, and they'd look ba geinet any other, color, but against black one won't notice it so much.” | “I wouldn't notice it at all,” Mr. Jarn “I know you wet ." eald Mra Jerr war” “T anid it was becoming to you, didn't IT asked Mr. Jarr, “Tou never your paper!’ eald Mre, Jarrn “You take mo terest In a I do or anything I wearl™ bee Mr. Jarr, ungract ly. “You never notice amything I “Dent yeu ever “and while you are think- & button off this vest, the sala Mr. ine a i Jarr, shortly, ore than I @o,” think at? thick oun midst expert markemen who have got Col. Coty er? He onty breaks a few Coren glaas balls with h! Magazine, Ft tpt ot gt gt at SE St ot ot ot ot Ot ot ot ARPAAPIAAHARANAAIDAAAI SADA ARIAS AM AAA HAA AAMAS HAA MAA SM AM A AMAA A OM BAe |@® x The Best Fun of the Day by Evening World Humorists reas New York Thro’ Thursday, &2 From 7 one can find a meelf an hour and Funny Glasses coursing at full epeed about #econd, in’ every b ristng or a risen actor wh ever minnes once. the ahrenat r chat decves a free 0 throws @ hundred bouquets at 20s trained stage robbers merety buckle on thetr rawhide pants and @xtiop forth to bombard « mt coach with ammufition that would be eultable for toy pistols {f st only had more of the Gestred tetanus germs in tt Puny ama tours! What comparison will they stand with our own Hroadway bands « Predatory bandite—our man-eating ticket speculator Journer from Pecan Btv forcing the helpless « Fr three bones for a fillies wont at a fearrome ado onb-drivers who take the Inst cent of the home-bound eouse and then put him out on thd wrong of alum-hearted walters who bring t @ocureed thumbs In our drinking water, and then browbeat us Into exte tipping them for doing the same? Perchance bis prise squaw, Mra Alice-Oteby-the Firewater, the sole eurrty tne widow of the late Bttting Pull, thinks ehe te furrowing up quite a few equare yards of the asphalt when she bursts forth In her feather b * her necklace of Ek Grand Lodge jewatry, her tasty coat of red roofing paint and her strictly tallormade Goversemnt blanket. But we have something even mors superior that can be seen any evening in every We refer to t Ay with the furure like hate enattreas who houks her stays with an exh ible tothe neight ross the court then wedges here k and comes down tn the dining-roc about the time the up “Peor John." oreefiowa a rand walts for e7me tasc nineisen.to come along and fall desper ately tn love with THE FUNNY PART: We never realize that the best shows we've got tn New Tork are the ones ‘t have to pay to sea. you 4 said Mra Jarn “You put on @ suft and! t If I was as careless about my things ms you are about yours Td be In a bad way for something to wear, I never Bot a new dirces inst # ner, except those couple of cheap challies I simply h a) have!” *T think rour hat looks fine!” # Mr. “Is very becoming to you! | om are to be commended f uying @ new shape, new | mings and a new buc y yout “No, it won't cared how I look you’ tell ouple of nice black tips, You kno woken and dead-that they look tack on you, can I take It off till It looks terrible your economy tn only ee =~ Ge rea have new plu is BA “RT, Y ’ hers are eo olf t AROS PAPAS you get the ne att hen, and not b > tt ST ep Ke . : t you get the new feathers, t and not bother me about yee sites 2 wage tt Jarr; “T haven't the money.” | FINGEYS ! ¢ 'd GOING s why Dag ask for anid Mr. Jarn \ PITTY HANDS. } } BY-byS “I was £0 to, but you are so cross and moan, and say euch epiteful things, \ ALL STICKY! / Ne Mat I ark er go around looking like a freak than to be beholden to you De ee ] Tn ma want, and you enn @o as far as you itke,” wat By, Jerr; “go far as I have the money, “T don't want your money satinfied with te hat, horrible Bs ft looks! I be cont ything !f you wouldn't act Ike « bear!” Bald Mra Jarr, her eyes fi tears “How much would new plumen cost, then?” sald Mr, Jars “About fifteen 4 Jar. : Sere 1t 13; you are wel * mata Mr. Jarn, © + wouldn't take ft," said Mra. Jarr, half relenting, “but you can see © economy !n paying fo a shape and atx Gollars for a fine Rhine- [Fetone duckie end three dollars @ yard for ve and then to put shabby o! plumes with them : “T make no cri hing you wear looks good to me Tasers A B-want you to be satisfied. Here's the ars} get the new plumes, Ser: aN tS Mboasd tela , do, hey look real nica ru||/ TO<0 TONIC < ANY | MOR, the olf ones w . malas STRANGER LIKE pot I have to the . TRANGER i At thes, mecte hee dat antes he hugged Mra, Jarr AT BEFORE! I ey 7: what CHILDREN fine for those who “Son now what ‘ , Stuffed Beefsteak. fash ipod inflected | aw O10 Te moterinne semove the bene: ot Spiced Lamb. \)) Like MB! @ good-aized, tender round steak ; pia fpread tt with a dre: ag of stale ET about five pounds lamb flank; | Br 4 crumbs soaked tn cold water and hand Grain mbar digs (age Cyueesed Gry, one beaten egr, sage, bit table or board, eprin! é i on ter, chopped onion, salt and pepper: | pepper and ground cloves; rot aban! Ath tring. B: for @ well wine. a Semaatied| at om hott, b {an hour, pat io dish and set, 10 ofMen. ° When cold you can slice be! ter, | well as {n-} lam flanks Breakfast: Dish. : | OD. « large soup bone pt beet unl Carrot Recipes, | SRV CA GORENG g3 pasa ldaa irae eae ar ESIDES perving with peas, carrots | PLAY AGAIN. WITH GRANPA Ps ee meee! Tien S spear Th can be prepared ia cream: sauce; Ee Stsurslet to tincerd art r adding thy exuoe they ean ' ef bona A dash of cayenne eg ely pa) covered with pleton of ontons {f Liked. Return the “ and gine, may be.etioed and | = chopped meat to the soup in which it + hay] may baacionl and was dolled. Then, when the soup bolls agar can be added, and the ~ f again, thicken with corn meal to the ; @ fire untls they are S consistency of mush. Pour out {nto « : > | long, eep pan and put away to cool. ar ‘an t 14 cake on @alt A” beaten to a platter, out and fry tn 4h " t pls r ) mutter to @ LUght brown. Serve hot [| . taken | t ‘and | Ney May Manton’ ’s Daily Fashions | low neck at wt The Newlyweds--Their Baby 2 2 GLAD OuU'V A ore SHT vere THE DEAR \ CHILD _} | WITH YOU! “ Seer nice ow 7 (DEAR LITTLE Ln) THEY'RE GETTING | TOGE GREAT -— ~ FRIENDS coy oe BETTER LET ME CUT EM OFF, JOHN! YOU NEveR CAN GET THAT CANDY CUT or eM} DON'T You EVER LET THAT STItKy - FINGERED CHILD IN HERE AGAIN! ne By George McManus Zon | a tragedian! | falled, while his son succeeded in surmounting the dimMot | | Talks About Other Men. silt gy le*a) ees) 4 PHEESBEDPS F SOBS &) An Original Sertes Written for The EVENING WORLD by Leading American Comedians. The Serious Side w& of Fun-Making : No 6-65 Eddie Foy. ing a that the Gear public w t take the comedian appreciates better than anybe {t ts more blessed to give then to receive, and yet let him produce a earty laugh, which ts one of the “chiof hte of lifes feast,” and then when called upon to do anything serious he (a given the lnugh. There ts a big Aifference, indeed, be- tween handing somebody something, whether a Prickbat or a bouquet, and that of having somebody hand ‘some to you. Bo !t ts that the come- who. once boldly enters upon the Tent of Jaughtemmaking must pow 3 no Amal! degree of moral courmm. hat he will never thereafter be tuleen ne y is the real tragedy of the comedian's life In the so-called Golden Age ef the Drama the tragedian who was unable to enact a comlo role with success war not thought to be much of an actor, It eS was the custom that each tragedy be preceded or followed by a farce. Be ft was very often that the actor who was first seen Mneslde-epiitting role atterwart Melancholy Dane. Mowadays they would sick the Melancholy mand eat him up contemporary drama teem with Wustrations of the diMouities medians who attempt roles which benumb rather than tickle Ermete Novell, the great Italian actor, who hes just left these ¥ italy, ts a notable example of the & Tequired to overcome o’n attitude toward a comedian’s so-called “tragic ambition.” For a many years Novell! was received in Russia, Spain, France and South om an a great tragic actor, and yet when he returned to his own country, Italy, he was pelled to appear tn the comic roles which he had made famous a @ younger man. It fe said to be easter for a camel to pans through the needie's eye than for = an to enter the Kingdom of Heaven, but both of t ared to the effort of the comedian to pass t The elder and the younger Bother confront The elder Sothern, deaptte his neriow forth as th ane on the cor als encountered by ¢ the funnybone shores for erent publio mind nobty. 8 which confront every actor who once manifests his ability to produces laughter It was the sorrow of ‘‘Dundreary’’ Sothern that him in a herota role, He tried time and time again, ar ire. His son, B. H. Sothern, has earned a happier £ with the American stage during the past few years are well « enly after much discouragement that he waa t T was only by « stroke of luck, the #u t nis personality di¢ not suit Haron C wan gtven an opportufity to ahow that he. ox than raise the horse laugh. What would have been Fortune em! 8 opportune moment ft ts» dim to imagine The late Bol Smith Russell succeeded where Roland Reed fa! novinctng the public that he was fitted for something else than r: streperous ha ha! Betty Vincents .#« w « Advice to Lovers, Id not accept met with fail. ainted 11d do son had not ed—that fa, ing the in abe | ; ; | Gelibernt: tryin; oe - Would Give Her a Diamond.) Tat mae 1 woud taxe ner acne ana Dear Netty talk about o girs. O you think It would be wrong te ofter my lady friend @ diamond ng, ae I love her very early? I am Dut alxteen years old, but I understand what love means Bhe of ‘Be, aooepts tt as an engagement He Married Another, Dear Betty past two years I have known OR th the eame company as myself, He ng. I love her, and she prof has always been very attpntive to me >yee me She is @ few montt and was my escort on every possible nior, but is @ eensfole young t he would see mn I mean to @tive her the ring, a9 when to my home), she sees another young man will to keep company fiance at the ring and remember that/ wit a> always 60 agrecabte o is engaged HOPES. end atten I was almost sure he Give her the ring, {f you Hke, but cared for r ave Just learned that jon't regard It as an éngagement. YOu he has ro y married « girl whem hre oth, a at ei Just, be gond mpany with for some dew Biya J never t me anything nd wher 1 asked him if be 11d not give me any war Betty) asked me AM keeping steady company with: a ls wits, young lady and | her very much. y ek I go out with her about twice « Would evk and she ts always taiking to me 1 He has other young men, and when I toward me and has snonstrate with ber she t me why t "t I talk about other girls, that she youldn’t mind. Do you think that she for the me? JQ. M not accept Bie J" aaeo- I don't think she does unless she is ry 12 most conventen one ter any girl to poses, as it be comes adapted to the ‘ warmer and the cooler days atatouch. Here is one that is charm ing t every) wea: ae be made high or |Novellzed from CHARLES mile it includes wu : not long before he found her in a mood practical feature, and KLEIN’S Great Play, <0 refuse him nothing Me Sut bt a > r Y urged immediate marriage: he ple in ma insinuated that Jeffers ad treated ilustration {t te made |By Arthur Horn blow her shamefully and that she owed 1 to of pale dive ii n | (Copyright, 6. W, Di herself to show the world that there broldered by hand pyris : aoe fe were other men as good as the one who worn with @ chem! am 00.2 Gad rv. He argued chat in view » ectee of tucked mus SYNOPSIS OF PRECEDING CH the Senator being bent on the match LION tawaftet her es his wite that M was|from the Ryfer mansion clined te do unless om fon He hed p ash oo u tha she did her explanation were f: Forder was in @ quandary. wieh to quarre! with his weefu ington ally; he recognised the re @bieness of his complaint. Yet w eould he do? dfuc xed the marriage. bh @tinate and showed wettie down, He even er other ¢iroum-yne doubt that his AND THE MOUSE “You cannot posstbl he seit back of it Bo up wes @ man and expected to be treated sa one He wi ing, W dered what Shirley was do had ee Un, but while this me Joba Burkett Hyder, trust mag Ryter'e eon it would be worse (sone in another quart Y t terial and this treat ‘ncorrapdble ba) than useless for him, Begley, to meke (oli the Senator of hie recent | s woe far with iment are excecdingly waviiay forme! application for her hand; so, a# with is ean when ti ye bow empt: paid, os it aD ‘ bY y with ) — emutiful the mode! is re he explained, the onty thing whigh re. very plain that without (hey. He ae ame chat can be mained wen @ runaway marriage, Con- never tike place FR bis 3 id Brow. ase until abe was i dap te & great fronted with the fait eooompll, Pape own reasons for wishing 2 He fae ane Be poten sid Bure variety of fabrics and Reberta would bow to the inevitable, ct was quite pommibie ¢ 14 not t her to have of mhe can be made to take could et married quietly in could pot wan ernie fo away for @ ehort trip, and r family with TAs Oo Quite different effects A omy wi been, me it tm treated tn one when the Senator hed gotten over PS 1, the Genator that perha: u but’ later, when ‘f id not, blame her way or anether, The first disappointment they would be senator made the “ no matter how it turned ary abeenos scalloped edges are weloomed back with open arms. Wrourh the news: 71 Directly aft 4 4 fig.” her again and ask nak im happier, “doth fashionable and Kate lstened willingly eneugh to chia the salutary effect « " * tn New York ‘cn airiving home the @zet nn he| Would not hold him back Duradle, but chess re specious reasoning, In her heart she “4nd «fed by ¢ * oe eaw wae the ub owe My: jagley, athe, Be aaryat Aire, eos " ‘ » re “e who stood at ° vet attracted h Guire w be worked en was piqued at Jefferson's indifference peg, 4 eas 9 Med at of the drat, stair | whit ihe arpel stractag im * te the material, where and she was foolish enough to really seve vas anxious t Onde, holting | Wag «lets straight ones can ae ate hy we that thie marriage with a lirit- prone ! oa ear t ' satiate oh trimmed mith some nobleman twies removed would be) Ke * aw atylis Say. liagiey.! he onled, “what Deetty banding, involv. the nature of @ triumph over him. | $24,. ntter what sie ® 2 he {Os ineas 4 tha any of your ing meuch less tune, dea, this project-ef an elopement | Two aa ot sie ake ol eh ensered Ms while Lie effect wi 7] > waled strong’ to her frivolous b+ ero the ‘ o ; _ 3 ’ Nt " able. Pwer CHAPTER XI. { it pus « came Ona fowns r- 10 sm “ ee . In the Lion's Den, oy. Karvestto ereines, . . A Appropriate d be capital fur * ; | wmbroldery an be Hon, 9 adeeyy M 4, Bert berte bilse 8 . weed ae filustra Lome Py + om t © pl ahe ed a , Draiding can be «u : self 9 affaire . ence, Was browing ” ‘ “vi “ ruins & |} Aeted, @7 tho dress can rn No, 6.867, [he Senator's Geughter waa progressing | patt epproached hile friend 2) po ft ‘ , x ‘ sinh wha, o | de left plain, or again agp r medallions can be used re euoothly than ever, and nothing | Ryder 4 more on the mabject of his and tiv ad a Se Ber ge$y Fry vy ¢ we know Fhe quanuty of me for the mediuin ele (12 years) 19 11-8 yards | OW seemed likely to interfere with Bis) gon Jefferson, The young man, he seid, typical mariage + FMP T a= y on & MB, @8-4 yards O89 or 41-4 yards 44 inches wide, with 1-2 yard 18 inches wide for | carefully prepared plans to capture @F | had been back from Burope some time bi ae Se ; | Rad fone a ta bis o ma ci Mra chemisetts American hetress, The interview With!» insisted on Knowing What bie ait. (ee ns sats * efecto , oF Patter» No. 5,657 ts cut to #izes for of & 10, 12 and 14 years of age Kate Hoberts tn the itary, #0 &Wk-| tude was toward his deusiiter, If they & powertul influences f @ | worktre tn he i. wating. ° |wardiy disturbed by Jefferson's unex-| were engaged to be married he said “ Y b ase dim survender Bee es , ie | pss Call or send by mall & THE RVENING WORLD MAY MAN 4 pected intrusion, tad been followed by there whould be @ publio announcement f°, Tally. tere Agsil ae reoomulzed : oi t ee ane i wd TON FASHION BUREAU. No. 2 Weet Twenty-third street Other interviews more secret and more |of the fact. It was untelr to him ein an ever phe Was eag , Tork, Bend ten sents in OAR or stamps for each pattern ordered, | | ¢soceml | the ple @ secretary sight to his daughter to let matters | this ex : one mene ith the } other @ IMPORTANT—Write your name 024 eddrees piainiy, aaé al {| | had contrived 20 well to persuade the hang five im (his unsatisfactory way, Bap ad, too, tuk .. gy gy ED 5 ere eile ta gut + = fi Were mpecity tine wanted. @ri that he really thought 4he world) and be hinted thet beth himesif and his te ber own. & | big mm f * ary. when Bagley cvanped SEPA COLLISIONS LD Sf ter sad Ghat 6 WrBllant future | daughter enight demand Qhal panapore ever here been be Wea ® Geapicadle trick and he bed him

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