The evening world. Newspaper, April 20, 1907, Page 8

(hper-taecbectores. AEE Patmaned by the Prese Publishing Company, No. M to @ Park Row, New Tork Watered at the PosOffice at New York as Becond-Class Mat: Matter ses. NO, 16,678, ——— VOLUME 47. aoeene PITTSBURG POLYGAMY. men persist in marrying announces mar- to’an actfes: ish ex- I $ anteda ts divorce. W. | B. Leeds, whem it cost a million dollars to get rid of his first wife, has/ just paid $132,835 duty on a pearl mecklace for his second wife so that} the present Mrs. Leeds may be énabled to outshine in expenditure the first Mrs. Leeds. Orie sudden millionaire was not content with shifting ‘wives once, but is now living with his thi If. this keeps on, the blocks In occupied by these men with changeable shop, with chorus girls sitting on the steps awaiting their matrimonial | turn after the divorce court has finished its work ionaires’ row on Fifth avenue W Ww In the majority of cases where men become suddenly rich the at-| tempt to readjust their domestic relations makes something snap. The| wife who cooked the meals, packed the dinner pail, scrubbed the floors, | did the household work and raised the, children cannot compete either | Am gorgeousness or extravagance with show ladies or chorus girls. A| Slass:of champagne would make her dizzy; a cigarette would make her ick. Her supper was at 7 o'clock at the latest, and if she was up at 3 or 4 o'clock in the morning it was to begin, her, day’s work, not to end & night's: dissipation. Theinjustice and the absurdity of putting fortunes in such men’s; hands are apparent in their total unconsciousness of the obligation which Wealth and business prominence impose. No-man who eamed every dollar he possessed would cut such a grotesque figure as Corey, Leeds oi aid their kind. They spend money like a man who had won a lottery | prize. They are not even as decent about jt as a successful gambler. % Few of these men were made rich by their own eaiorts. The sudden Pa ‘wealth: of Carnegie’s partners was due to his success: in frightening J.} Pierpont Morgan and in selling the Carnegie Company for ten times | what itihad cost. Mr. Carnegie's policy was to give the superintendents, *foremeri, salesmen and managers a small interest in the business, and | ‘when he\sold out at such an enormous price it made all these under men} tenitimesiricher than they had ever imagined themselves to be, Of no intellectual breadth, without retinement, culture, a knowledge | Of artlor*books, the only pleasures they knew were material. The simple | homelife in which their wives had! reared their children became stupid to them., Their idea of society was Rector’s after midnight, the palm room | at the Waldorf and Jack’s in the early morning. Their idea of luxury | = * was atomobiles and diamond necklaces. Champagne three times a day i #) was the beverage to which they aspired. Whether in food, drink, raiment | Pas Or ornaynent, their only test was the Price, and the greater the cost the more they wanted it. However much W. E. about steel making, however well W. B, Leeds !s versed in making t tin cans, neither they nor their fellow sudden millionaire I the millions of other men who tifies anybady in shiftin Letters from. the People. they are held by getting rich quick jus. ves. Suemestx a Market Site, . was know tha t » Monday. « at most mot ers was » Hay my Reagpey Mort ’ t se girls are ® « more % ° “ ae thar A HC of Bacelleut btore Versus blichen Op the arse uunber of pupils EX-CIUARBTIES LAVA \ \ rere yy NE of the oldest stock conundrums of } the great White ‘Way ts, “Why do | stage they are always making milors the romantic Ye ho! Ot yo! wWorta’s Daily Magazine, Saturday, Apr 20, 19¢ in pi OSPHEPBEDHO® The Evening World’s Laugh-Makers| By Roy L. McCardell. ( COODSNE “What Loulo Zinsheimer wants to know Is why eallore le always considered so romantic on the stage when drum faithful when he goes on the road to sell goods, ain't she?” TS been a dull week") sides « drummer ls cleaner than @ sailor, and his;to the bad tn Zamshetmer and Wo! Wogele- and there ain veaam eaye ite cretbed busines! sailors care a! at the weather? Does i hurt their in thetr line something Merce. business? No, and yet every time f rains tn a melo- sto You'd think them mereantiie drama old Caleb, the Coast Guard, equints acrom the ea was she very ones not tO raging canvas main and growls ‘As (dirty @ night me Affected by the weath ever I saw, with the wind freshing sow by POU!) Can you bee "But Able and Lovie way that poy, s fouven save the lade at sea yuch a night as this mag Sema there ain't nobody feels uneea- |" ‘4 Lelia rb says, ‘Tou ain sonable weather like this as ant stocked pring goods. People ain't buying winter 4 pman ie foods pecaume the winter's overt mt of the uneeasonable weather, bis wife may be about his walting wife or wweetheart ashore. “Drummers has wives and sweethearts just as Wel an oF love as sailors, Loute Zinshetmer says, and often when ®t) pewing on the road and can't se no goods on ac-/ Ze t, and the merchants oan't sell spring ain't here fi eam ‘CARON. shough spring code to pay for extensive Unew/" ‘he same ri jthe teleohone that George ts a Bi net adout them?’ Laut of summer and tall goods, and Loule Zinshetmer says 10)" ketilceisyP xs Bloc poodos cceehibard ¥ he got so many orders cancelled that he's eafled in three of hie travelling salesmen, ‘These are, including that human expense account ‘But thew ehould be, he saya, for @ drummer's wite | nignt. haa & sallor’s bride Inshed to the mast when it comes 0 the constancy thing. | “Amy gets in Ad sald the Chorus Girl, anguage ‘s better, and if he does eat tobacco, his mandstll in the slump “the weather has been table manners #o doing i» better thin a sailor's is | setting up @ scream, welrd and wonderful, and Loule “And yet al! the romantic songa is about sailors, {t's been, no: that business any about drummers. Whet does| getting the aad sentimentals because sa! nd if they ain't singing eonge about the lor crys) when I aid it ‘Astor Amy man form, as Bertha M. Mudd says. 0 ring O0 the ‘For why? For nough! and they ain't buying spring goods, because home minding the etore, and can't sell none either) ion ene Oh a ip ee ted tng but opening his wino for a whole y be }of a new show that is to open in New Haven thi: The Chorus Girl Bewails the Woes of Drummers. mere ain't? A drummer's bride Is business, who has been stung to & are} Street, « the ‘weather is w t on the blink, bu: ore ia few ea’ and ‘gallant tars’ in songs, the drum romantic tit? I just gave L t even sensible enough » but I'm all rigs OO fraid te o'er, an her flance, » ie lke all the men—e fiend On Thursday after e friendly enemy over Martin's doing noth- @ cab an his brother » Who he has to hire because he's! «go why don't they @et up them kinds of gongs %¢ eves there blighia her y put some money in the firm, and it'e alwaye best to nig Lat! ‘bboet. ariaamie ond t ‘There te Georges, her fance keep him out on the road. where he dont met no ana sweethearts? says Loule thle expense account ad lb for chance to rubber over the books and set up ecreams| -omething like this: | CRSRN Of: Tae eae te ebet the that e'er yousknow. annoyed! since Sumter wae fired or pao Lied, rom soiree ‘Amy wont in and upeet the table and told that and give thelr orders. ‘gosan, “at that, Loule Zinshetmer exye, drummers is spout | Abd every cay, that bm the Dag peddlers cf sunshine thers ta, Loule saya | APG, whisper iow. "White he can't understand why in Mtereture and on the | A drummer's wite, a drummers eter shall away she'll wait for too, As she ea: ‘B lor me, be, dn't want to 2 g0 slow, |her burst through the crowd and led ht have hit some one with « ht of them {4 afterward, when peop only create & scene. characters, and if @ drummer te tn the omst {t tp a} “Of course 1 got troubies of my own and I dont) “As for George, the wine agent, hie cowardly ex low comedy part. e why people come to me with theirs Just be-|cuse was that “Loule enya that he and Abie Woggtebaum was| cause we've had bad weather and ladies’ lingerie Is| this pony ball Grummare, and he noticed they was more welcomed |a dead card in the market ain't no reaton why | had the call, « in eoctety etther in inland or seehoard towns than|loule Zinsheimer should throw sentimental fite up wine when the sailors was “A drummer always has a good story: he is al- ways ready to rescue @ damsel in distress, especially it ehe ta @ looker, a# quick as a sailor would, Be- “The whole bunch has got brain storms Here's two bari-headed business guys Uke Able Woggle baum and Loute Zinsbetmer, who has been set al! “ain't tha! “Bey, kid, is H Who’s to Blame? By Maurice Ketten. Say! 1M GETTING TIRED OF THIS y etruck them territor: at the fat! | "Perfect Brut’ every time they was ast out to dinner Uke a man? flew into another peroxide of rage?” it owas purely business matier as was to play towns where ‘Pink Sea!’ nd he only wanted them to plug nis and ineist on it any wonder Amy De Branscombe NOT ME. LITTLE Burr WEATHER | (LMA PRACTICAL THis WEATHER THE ONE To ? BLanE BLAME “FAULT ? WEATHER COMMISDION KNICK Pee ay You OLD Ob iT > Your A FAULT Trat we | 1M INNOCENT . 1 HAD A BRAINSTORM, | Ao OLD SOL WEATHER COMMISSION ARE You To MAAN. 1907 19 19 ON THE FRITZ ISNT IT YOuR Onno! 21M SUFFERING FRoM DEMENTIA AMGa | esr ITD HIS | FAULT on ct eae. ile hii ldiiecalidalligad i AMb xsi ante tibia ~y scsiillies = | from his hardware the afore: ner or the roke for | | | of | mia | Reure it out bons }tihery perfection the scow trimmers and cast away or & dismantied umbrella shy more r ave & Woman with soul #0 dead to the charms of milliner; of the epring hat. ui | so blind to the perfecti | it Mrat meets hor enraptured gaze’ No lly reared pyramid of buttered woo! had anything save | Sheffield, Ragland, * * * * * ® ‘New York Thro’ Funny Glasse: F the 0 same r ata bur that tn B ‘The white-winged dove th: Eyer ‘ pay for one aide afternobn tea vveled thelr p: Vanity of vanities | weeks of planning and saving to obtain herries, blue r | hia genern } we don't all der to find favor wit od by the mi | more, and tn their hearts are bonn: at Barren Island, Betty Vincent's ts pa erson whe on a tro and which he kn ree y Ce however, more than disquieting to realize that !f our res} ‘shad not reached us, but had streyed over to the city dump, they would ave been thrown away by hypercritica! scow trimmers and have fed the bl where all the city refuse goes up In emoke, 2 \ By Nixola of the’ week, Green. ¢ eading the ac Js combination of @ guinea fowl, @ cu m no, y son, He ted us before we cx weapons. we how to ¢ went abroad for a few barmles ng into ndike the wa Nesbit had been temy) Poor boy ave By Irvin ‘ar-proot ws, and they had found fo now Just look at us—ain't we the pea though? Why, during the:past week a two great disarmam, ference with praye le we be Siclly of their favorite Jewelry—mainly tasty orn nd Springfe! S. Cobb. ROM Hi Glasses to Green Giaanes New York Were waging battle nat ¢ damiagé ‘em severely hea. eafe, but at least the oppos! en worthy of t movements. . We opened ed it with @ riot ca rand despotling our, fellow-c . Maes April 2. DEAR GREEN—At last accoun’s we ferco Manhattane wert at war, We pi Band, led by Brudder B Rogers, True, we ulte that a fellow might Ket the forces ¢ Harriman and Tam! We got «if ‘ed apit-ball Jon cowld aa Fr eleal ceful thing, t under wa & peace con Mt for the rf of peace has assuredly been hovering amongst 0% ou nts nmongery ur made « im too an't a dove any more. of the proceedings at Car | W. f. Stead from bursting out of hie cage and gnawing some mollyo Mimiting oue own Puurk be might have made etx! *, according to my notion. tn to separate the sur And quite right. wil And that Is certainly going iver ts an alien tered this, he and encumbering b 11 he rattled like an eartt of the in that week bh his native tongue that popular song hit of feelings of him who plice have even gone so far as to » who was ‘ocked him up— left off his 414 you see tn ened tn th h he I always he Pitt ng to work. That woble he insid: ne convent! black Colt’s, explained to them that where too early in the spring nea: aburg despatches wh feared He might ne sements, 8 ty slamming a stove door ahut the cep As nearly as I © je Hall, shi Koo, & dickey bird, @ setting hen, « poll pat rot, @ Teddy bear, a woolly lamb and a tomtit. But the peace conference Bei oddle’s nec! m Jinnins Bryne to th some to at ny son of the Italian peninsu? appliance « his ators If he had only at ral to hid would hav seit with ovt sake tn a. ch as hem? are destroy no's over i by high ours whiel perfect gentlemaf and, what} at if this thing keeps up ne man, ameng 6 this crusadt New York as it M young Howar( out agains} take a jou} ¢ was that ven belfeve 1 other ae HL te migh | the helgtts of her caret a sheltering palm leaf reoted before jut the soul of man is not yet attuned to the rare rhapsodies of color wrougtt deaf to millinery, and sometimes, considering, ubject of millinery, I am tempted to wonder way the Balvation Army. What ts the use? Some mex in om Mon than that th spring millinery the p culled the bo 1 cont roses, the ribbons tn Se EGS | Man Is Tone Deaf to Millinery. Greeley-Smith. DRIVER of a rubbish cart for the Department ob Street Cleaning found an enormous box w livery wagon had deposited on the aidew nery shop wp on Colum taking It to be rubbish, carried tt ay off to the du street and the East River, The box cont olice, Anally fy men," he tx. Tried on threw them away, for they had no am on good 4 these same hats, spurned at the durap, thrown awe: Ap As wort mig Wh He ts to’ (nery expert t have servec at @ moral cultivate « of t ast as well pleased to see us in traced her property to th cow trimmers to accoun ined the them away ¢ the They pile © by men Whose month's wages would 4 to adorn the proudest: head: dQ rouse ¢he envy of other fluttering women present who paseusion ch a Ges alk in front nue yesterday, and, mp at Etgh+ ained choli and the bereft milliner, with the ald o' ¢ Gump aad ut for it box and amelied the and chucked things wer is here! The crowning headgear ft took that choice confection of f h less cern than a worn. pa than our father Adam t to know ite value Central Africa, thou, not finer sense of discrimi feathers, rib- ragus that seems to us the very pinnacle of mf nce carried !t to the clty dump, be urned out “betas? y. with eyes the moment’ eh never on dump. But they really never know any +42 —________ fty-dollar plo endent Easter w # Advice to Lovers, He Tried to Forget Her. my for a! bad & Quarrel, n Jealousy, bonferring « hot exp it int ted went deonire with ven months when we ear " | HAD been going with a pretty st mpty beosu A few days later ab 14 me that I would be favor upon hee tf 1 did she *emt for me, Acting xi and waiting for the and net recetving hought my company was able torher, 1 decided forget. and thinking h sothe one else I should accomplish my punpose, I went on for about tw that time I have tried He Kissed Her. AM « girl work |i nave, gape owes tee al Jt it has been utterly desire to be ree 4 om 1 have never for W w. M ask her to « eteen years of age and oame wt . ‘oung man gevers) years my penter. | out with tle young man ome Ue aa walk with tim, which I my house and saket me to take © ia. While passing through a park he suddenly kissed me I became very angry and forced him to take me fon onee \rnough I do care for thts young man amew la Ih © hot Spoken to Mim since. During » hours 1 find |-this very 4 lem w have t deliver and recelve # et) In @ rounded ” F yy mies the little he used to give ane ling to beco: fends with me again 1 4s gavin to renew * (rlend- voip, how should I go ab in the right wa Wid It eeome f int AF per sonal affairs wpon your t Seam him when | . . on ‘All Ladies Love Him, | y raotwe whe evan to v i! other youn with me HN, | & oppreciative . You ly think tee mu youredll to bestew your ad ay