The evening world. Newspaper, April 18, 1907, Page 17

. (BAAAABS ‘ * that will vote for our aide and !t will drive them wild. M tho Theatres Please walk softly when you go through The Evening World’s Daily Magazine, Thursday, April 18, 190%. The Jarr Family’s Daily Jars By Roy L. McCardell. &5 By Irvin S. Cobb. HY, ts. that you, dear?’ exolsimed Mra, Jarr, # | t or he white goods ra! : 4 “Did you ever nich @ crush?’ ex ed Mra, Kitting tit hondht a SA A ly, as she shrugged her shoulders and elbowed way n My a t Saw ° backwards, as It were, from the ‘firing line around the bar Ne bs ns gain nier to whore Mrs, Jarr stood. “Cheap crowd, sen't JLT’ anked Mrs. Jarr, with a ance | . Said aneer being directed at the jostling women and not at tek aed tch Mrs. sly sah “Well, I should say tt w said Mra. Kittingly wit vs : proper contempt. ‘*Phey a pulling the clothes of 2 each other to favo @ fow cents tioned T don't think an do as well here, anyway, da yo Pedi iitaee can at Scoorenhe 2," wold Mrs, Jerr. room for @ chatr, pr a he woea to : sales people are, not near as'nice!” satt Mry,| ty has a lovely time mer Kit [above the hundred degree mark, learning bh OU wom anything let people get In who has the| qngers, discharging his lawyers meaininenes out impassioned Interviews wit “And such cheap people sald Mrs. Jarr, ag if not hearing the pea (ivan a new drinks vp Btout woman “But [like to lgok at them and to they have such dren dtul manners t really, #t is just like going slumming Now, you dieached blonde, are’ yc you going to get out of m Way?’ sald the stoyt woman in Mrs. Kittingly’s ear, ‘They get so red in the face I expect t to get apoplexy. They a ewiully funn iting ly * said Mra, k it they are not any eat, and they always w and t eat but ot distan This wa o much for the fat r.them,", cooed Mn. Kittingly eweetl aid Jarr, with a shudde Fambler diamonds. are very ny to watch—a s-nize yellow t She gave them a baleful glare; bu gh her aa if not aware of her presenc asked Mra, Kittingty, "I didn't {ting games of bridge with threo’ d Thus the warm and pleasant a > fod. South American a b are kolng off. slowly the Peace ( onsen are dect in ratively nothing doing at has ample opportunity {o devour all t w ca #0 m, to take an who does the most deploring ts the one w bundle so that hia wife ma and make a family party of the deplorin, Ket aw z busin et, and pl 0 trial ‘te eatied at an| 4 gish and dull, | «ten y still marked except £ w Hare there Consequently. oa mentable aftal a the most extras and tak at the lamentable affair me, New York Thro’ ° ape and plenty ¢ rin iia « 6 thermometer « wine Jelly Ww flex t the publ eplofing the aplrit The man s them Funny G nt bearing r 1 one of the loca ardware, one ni in 8 Btage of the proceedings ea tore of the Evening Fudge Is expected t no da fo matter whe ke of the moon t= required for sa whitewash brush and a silver @ flow f speech with his tears that thi Mx rulabagas of fa it pan ‘ lasses 1 the defense ® k Le te requires 4 v t of drawing S100 Bentlemen manifest a profound r t ® acher nd apts on his hand tong The i] pend two happy, al ss days eomplal m and calling one an naman . em, will divulge what b en Ko home and walt for the r F statintion figures out that the titn reputations. The taxpayer—there's enia of the eiitorial writers, who always spe Jecream of distress public, t ast e avidity of Bosco in his celebrated fe to The m.nute. THR FU? eople actually believe t n out! fron HHAAAABARAA BABI SABLA KAA ABI BIA LAA II SHINAI AAAI IA BAI MINKA IBIS AIL IAI IAAI AIS INA AA AAA SN AIHA MANA ARH AR ARN A AMA MM «| PRRORROSRRS ¥x The Best Fun of the Day by Evening World Humorists ‘ * % ‘ & 2 ft the « nt A thren & pahandye xa bran ted un, not to en ng t n th twenty-rovenw” Tay two to thr & happens or not ing up. One of the He waters ao many his garden for a maul tn his How did you cos : know you dealt here, 1 don't sald Mre. Jarr. “I Rave an acco jt at Booopenhelmer’s, and for Gress goods and nery I alv s go to Cash, Bales & C but you know what a woman Mrs. ngie im to vend her e shopping. Actual! na woman js never and I promised to meet her by the main aisic, and € “1 saw the advertise . but 1t wasn't the quality of goods I use," said) we DOES he! Dirs. Kittingly f , ‘Ee ne ut T sa 2 order some h * eal “I thought the chemises | MAMA'S ITTLE, (Si | were very 4 tor the money and bought tv | DUMPLING So ahi I ed Mrs. K hy t 4, “for my mala.” LOVE TO HEAR b h tha all very well for you soy,” said Mra, Jarr, fecling put PITTY HAND tha: f the same fib time and so ng to speak , @ novelty c as women to w it ff you were NG ORGAN? hildren and a hi 1 and a big household to keep up, you'd | ——_—_—— hings as good for ‘ | e been married ¢wice,” sald Mrs, Kittingly, “but no more wedding betis if you please sd marry again to-morrow if the right man came along,” sald Mra Jarr. “But, anyway, I'm eo giad to meet you instead of dirs. Ranglp, ane't tiresome! She's always late, too, and if we hurry away we can ercape her, f Bhe'll surely be here.” “Oh, anything but that!” exclaimed Mra, Kittingly, but as they turned to 6 Mra. Rangle hafied them from afar “We wore just going to give sail Mra Jar , it's ten minutes defore the tim 4 Mra, Rangle T thought you raid 4 o'clock,” sald Well, I must get a few things and home and get sband’s r. I've no girl. said Mrs. Range. “And Mr, Jarr will be home early, too," sald Mrs. Jarr "O haw, the men wait!” said Mrs, Kitting! me on to th ‘Twelfth Night Club with me, girls, and have luncheon, There's a hot campaign on tor president and thre-other oct 1th you ar memby And they @ldn’t get ts Oo Fr 1 Cook whispers callers an of all connection with his @xecu uve staf, up In his @udio and devoting his entire time and at t t » he ts engaged for Dav job ts tre } Co eae iced that Miss Trixie Fr in *Dte & of her good-hen no! say generous, "“Agge nh marches down to hts and ke his fect ove D medienne kan joke wit a genius! So, after all, a made to count—to & swelling, bi Forty. cond street. Mr “For the past two weeks Dayid Betasc: . chance re { has one in the th I handicap, A fe kK like a Trojan and be a rasa George L. Fox to make on female owhth a figure Uke Mrs. Overflow, the brewer's wite tr Ifo the re nt of rapturous applause. in useful, of course, in the higher form of drama. A lead t by the Ten Furtes. She tias no chanre of hol: eason that the lea man can't very well must emt sections. The lading lady's on po, for the fy brogmatick fg And the amasing thing to nome of us fs how some » to ward off embonpoint! It must be by some mental exe fo dum or wedding bells won't accomplish this feat ty only s that 1 may find myself aineliasumme: 4, and prived of mydchiet asset. After a while managers will select ther com not by re fon but weight. ‘They Will be placed on the scales and pat for, like confectionéry, by the pound. In short, the ‘swe the comedienne the larger ber salary, Many a good comedienne was loet to the stage t ch the inability of the soubrette to enlar F person to a prop ait How are those for fat words OATS are rare birds w oven H could < ; G rday when Fra Iville the clreus director at the Iipr o 4 competitive examination on the stage to select a goat that would be able to climb up a pyramid of elephants Three forlorn-looking apectinens of the com mo. or karden va in answer to an advertisement requesting goate to cal i oF KU 10M. ‘They tooked ax THOURN thy Dad been fed on eth ville regretfully deoid sane from Ovoar g goat uoAt he would be glad to far right thing by the goat. Mr the goat cane, ar telop youn do th Aespatched a mesenger for nagerie of the Hippodrome elephanta, climbing from one to gent of the Hippodrome elephants, The neon came ne and scaring @ mermaid Into t In the second act, when Plorre ts the wings and, after running about the Moouting, made & dive straight at me 7 most terror of mice, but I was so frigh running aii over me, Just I thoug? ewerved, and, leaping on the skirts of Tight up and landed on her bare neck age to do Ml, but I reached up and bru What's the name of that man who at . T waa thle way,” remarked Miss It id | RANK DANIELS ts claimtrg the championship comedian belt, 1 made Frank McKee laugh at passed over McKee's froxen face. wmile or @ twinge of neuralgia. —« Mely i in due time will make tts debut with ther until it #tands on top of Lena, the bie ed that they would mot do. Just then a» Hammerstoin, saying he bad «fine m out if the management would agree to | @ acoapted the impr It ta now wafely ys offer, and quarteret tn the me- the herd of goat Is named Melba, o18: we La Harte, making a netse like « hero. he water at the Hip: welcomed home, & rr wtage wild with fright at the musle ani could have shtieked, for 1 have the wt: tened thet T stood rtill, with cold chills t the beast was go!ng to devour mo tt the girl who stood nem to me, ecooled I mhall never know how I had the cour shed it off before ehe had cme to faint medals fer bravery? Oh, yee-Carnegie ome. “Yesterday se darted out from thinks he ‘The Tattooed Man.” At any tute, something Daniela isn't quite sure whether it was a CHARLES DARNTON. —— Sentence HH’: methods walt for honest Trials are to bulld us, not to ‘The truly strong never tenor The man who dare not fail ts sure Heaven sees our gifts in ‘he light 0! 4 yee ry often goee Seip the empty heart, quenches 20 ag, Sermons, men break us, the w to do it, ¢ our gains, for Jove, IF YOU BRING HIM BACK LL \] ¢ KNOCK HIS HEAD OFF! | BINGNAM HE TOOKA MA GUN! y) a PAPA'S BABYS JUST Fi ULL OF Music Ri The Newlyweds--Their Baby 2 AN AWFUL MAN HAD ORIVEN THE ORGAN GRINDER GUT THIS WAY, PROFESSOR! Pe) : oupe whites ot i 4 onan, 2 \easprane favor with’ lames. By George McManus. DON'T CRY, BABY! PAPA GET. PITT MUSIC BAK over rolled & suger, 2 cups of four, 12 of| with @ layer of cracker; then # laver| cag, season with pepper and emit; ef ovetere—of course, not » thick layer | Mke the crackers. but iny thom on the 4 then dot # few litile bia OF piation quive ticks aeh Aa even Lo heat so fame 8 lp Bt nd Brow, DOL suificlent rice add breed Place thts @round meat ty j . | ATTENTIONS OF MARRIED MEN. *** Pir eeets * ek pty Wri Bhai mave a get Li T a | oN not whe should accept a tation to lunch f ces bay A epee Y ib as 201 ent attention f » &® married mar » ad aatnic reat i | A little pleasant conversation during the 1 pe ANSE Rmolover Réases' Her, tion of (wo persona without fixed intentions, under clreum: verge : ‘ * es of this kind, almost invariably has harmful re . \ gprie * tan th rn avaria harr ee | : rt nian ' ? ints A worn w sis not worth lov or y | Man as the “tempter” you read about tn Cifalutin novels is a comparatively | ing “1 advise aS alive her up ; ¥ hs h a a hb * er ft unk ity, but man the drifter is everywhere, and you muat not permit . unknown quantity, ut ate any altuation which wilt afford the moat critica! Does Not Love Her Husband, | Wvenever we are a Jon for gossip. If you der youraclf and your own Interests duly YoU! pear tiest tries to kiss me. He s will not need to be remi: ” her woman you y harm. The inatinet of AM @ marr ant f . ‘ at dee self-presery te a r t you. ¢ and married my husband, Before I ey b ‘ ir Part men alone. alae atin a eathae wel : git for him 4 without dec —atanenonsnee gave him up for the present one. No several tt and 1 Iam tied to anotner, I fir. Certainty y n 1 | She Lied to Him. Peete cra relused ner, Lact Daceraher| thas 1 Ge not really love him, but thet |erous position, and unless your ¢ Dear Betty around Christmas time she sent word) the firat young man holds my eft * promiacs tr , , HAVE been going with a young lady n to be friends and 1 did not re-| What am I to do? Have tried my Ps pa dines Puig jie for two years and twice we have fuse her ‘his time, About three Bundays) best to forget the other ad te uw ; parted. Bhe has sent word over ago | had an appointment with her and ems Impoesib! uM. 8. feck a her por r > + Se. HINTS FOR THE HOUSEHOLD. } ing with melted butter. to whieh has flour, 1-2 cup milk, yolks of 4 exat, 2 o- Golden Potatoes. pocn added salt oan it Cettegas oe basing powons, 1 4ene i OLL, sweet potatoes, mash with hot each of cinn mu cloves, nut m and i t milk and melted butwr to make | JUMbIEs, mace. Drop the white and dark alter: | straining ; : soft, then whip in one or two HREE-POURTI butter, one|Pately: This will make two loaves of | she is not oe \posten egws, according to how much | Od fh haat ouse auaht, tives eau, | 04 | mi potato you have, Have the mixture three tablespoons of milk, one tea- | etd i Mjuite ett, and after adding aait totaste| ooo, waxing powder, Sprinkle with | Sealloped Oysters, Side Dish, put im # buttered digh aud bake &| pga, pol! out eut and bake I" OP. o email dish, enough tor tw HOPPE! t, we * ete bere. or three people, take @ pint © Wet with « if convenient; py oysters end about half a pound it on @ platter, ‘Take cold poli HITE part; One-bail cup butter, 118) of ereckers, Butter & Gish end wart rice made molt with milk and hh A Story of American Life. § The Lionand 2 ®& & the Mouse =) ii) F * @ Novelized from Charles Klein’s Great Play. ee) ] w BEDS : &® ® Se) By Arthur Hornblow. 1906, by .G. Bigioy, Mr, Ryder looked uy ham Co.) Kly 4 the door opened and. the macs i. Stee iment in a ement forward as if wert Ry ai he th som arn }ats » y, Jeff, my boy, ta that you? Just nent. until [eet rid of Bagley, and h¥OU nh turned ‘to the book shelves 1 Wie Piles While the fina. d his Business Wer cont retar He spoke in a rapid, explosive man- er. dike @ man wag ‘has only a fee nonenis to spare before he must rush Ragley. Come quick ry was the most important | desk a Tint from the nin the Ryder mansions, for He atyaeen that the ¢ me y apied Ryde: " his) most. importa Pe A pl and its busiest wo xt?” ‘ . down a note en i to | against ¢ m then ald but John Burkett Ryder never | | “There ome peonte downatalre in ‘There could be no rost for any | gry mn, room. They are here by > had a thousand millions of | “Ww they? re of. Like Macbeth National Commlttes and Ser- When the hum | fr, Fillson of the Secret .mervice , ®, When th | fro’ ue replied Mr. Hagley 5 ida 0 had ceased down first?’ demanded te 1 t nome from the tall} / * 1 home f t Sere air.” ¢ isink frat. and the eons rwards, But jet them ai I ring. I wieh to wit d his hand and the secretary from experience that (ns re must be no fur owed respectt and foom! Jefferson turned a towards his father, who hi is hand. Vell, Jetfereon,* he said, kindly, | vou have @ good time abroad? “Yea sir, thank you. Buch @ trip is a seal pdivcation to timelt.” Keady for work again, oh? I'm gia wu're back, Jefferson. I'm busy now nat one of those days T want tw have ol tatk with you in reand to future, ‘hie artist business (a alt y well—-for a pastine. But it's not a reer—surely You can appreciate that ra y ere some of the mic pailtical and indy tion. Corrupt 8 semen, ambitious y ents. insolent coal barons who im- | & Claimed they administered (he | # f te In trust for Che Almighty. un 3 princes of finance com | visited thia roo cra or pay from the head for & young man with much prowpesia wstem,.” Tiere » made and | think ula fiay® you ever muopped to Governors of Btates, mayor fterwon won eilent. Fen mais. of pollo, cabinet | 1.) diomeeas Rie oie hies# 2 pot want Pentstorn rowkle ro wero | hind, tt waa smoossible to. let thines turned. ov mnfident. pnts mill-| drift as they had heen aed as of ertur yeop ust Se AP understanding on Ne pnt ny Toe WE, got now were di arly hundres Tae tas et heme timid) thousands of dol to rafters, {t you can spare the tima’t YO! Bow And egal, who fad earned tt in the | Ryder igen aa sarviee of the * ems : and then at tls on. whore Mt nt a, Here, secre’ And unlawfully, the| sat nervously onthe erttety “hate near ne *ifroatis mut to mgree onraten [a chair anon ‘ho Sika Sxpeme ee wach by discriminating against one! "Well, my boy, to be inven Wf I can't—but—t will, y in favor of quoter crumired out | Uition, mised the coat to the con ona in the pockets Was planned tricky financial opera with deliveeate if | t to misiend and decetve the ty public—onerations which would send Soke soaring one day, only & week or to put Wall #trest on the verae of | Halt a dosen suicides might rex twioe aa many | ne into the comp B sumer and ‘pat mii of the trust Nien. an if t6 apologize for |e8r roth oom bend 4. Eee hn dus with Transcon- 1 and ‘Transatlantic and Bouth- cific, and Wall street. nnd raz: nd Washingtgn, I toel like Atlas iidering the word” The world wasn't intended for one Ir of shoulders to carry, alr,” rejomed jefferson calmly. lt from the cov fa eg Sg into the | Fite tacher looked at htm in emaze- coffers of the “Hyetem “inne Grins thas | Ment, It wes something new to hear ‘ mitted agninat free people | SOY One Veauiring fo Gueetion oF gomy ing of thet th, atyetted Whe not ide et vy] VBS 5 » railroads, to arbitrarily raise the y re Ged, ne ehocomsaries of iife—meat | Feoovered — from anptee. r ans—wholly without other we Caesar carried Napoleon ® certain tent. How- than that of «reed, which men Was the unconguerat her here nor there, ‘ paaalon hort, every RE ORR us headers” OF, OF nain a moment inact! : tal could Uevise tH equtere | he coma 1 to pick among fhe ma. wanined capital Could der se ationk wie. | of papers on bia desk, whike Jefferson } eer waa done within these) Was thinking what to say. The last fonaclese : word his father uttered gave him a, cue, protesting ty: You fonget that It's time to treat ani he blurted out “That'e just it, I'm no longer & boy as If 1 were a man der, ar, leaned back in his sughed hearuly A man twenty-olght? That's a nt joke. Do you know that 1 doesn't get his horse sense ¢il be’ ant you to take me eertously, ed Jeffers ror, Wie momen: ohair 1 perr Ry¢ His & patient man pumor were of chet savored y always vent out of hie middio + three-¢ Was Ried gumptucus ly in Keeping with not i ea Md] plostvely: | os ic ook | + \¢ you want, on! Mtn Core F 5 vabout Ht, But tn- hadeatale with marble 1 want no preach: tpeare, Goethe and V teal or socialites reat of ® scholar 4 stol—he's R mreat fot affairs nker, and. you're not. No i When Jett * father Was w-he's fun’ d you're not, Ne So Aen a kong black cle ko ahead. « instruptions to! (To Be Continued.) May Manton’s Daily Fashions erumos Tae HE Jhkirt . is the one t Jno other sa | model | » While i« 5 | a and © ‘ ned ® Tucked Flounce Skirt with Strai Pattern No, 6642 Lower Edges < yards of ba .. gas a Call or send by mail t THE B TON FASHION BURBAU, Ne m Weet T Tork. Gend ten conte in cute oF TMPORTANT--Wnrite your name ways aamcliy sine wanted a Jotin Ryder had beer i | his life, and he had Ne w Y— and ate Besley, holding i ee = 4 x 5 CHAPTER IX. ax a fash “Wha ather and Son. apne rd lata. | nical ibis eee 4