The evening world. Newspaper, April 12, 1907, Page 19

The ao \ TNE TARR FAMILY... BY ROY L. ISCARDELL HATS that?” asked Mra. Jarr, as Mr, Jarr took oRed as if It might contain hardware, from the racter of the heavy Wrapping paper around it is it candy, papa” asked: little Willie Jarr “Of course {it lan't candy,” sald the mother } father never thinks of Ang you home anything for himself, you may depe t fc. It's something i Now there you go the min te T get in the house!" ex In a grieved tone, “You kick tf f am. Inte, ite a fine greeting I get, ned Mr. Jarr and if Tam early, aa 1 am to-day, “T never sald a wordt,” replied Mrs, Jarr, “except to tetl rappointed. You know you never And they are good children & them home anything your brother's « tons Twos saying give It to you, you ec ruMan!—as T was going to 1 never bring the ome anything, and y notice sister's children your pockets are full of ca and t are ed Mr. Jarr, “my steter and her n are tn Los Angeles ati em ince th is “Well, Qhe principle ta the sime," eald Mrs Jarr, tossing her heads “Tou ‘never bring 9 Any nave a kind word for them. VW f you don't stop kicking the toes out of your shoes I'll whip Jar cor s buying them other things till:you object. As for this thing 1 ‘ ed you_all so"'—Mr, Jarr sped it as he spoke—"it is som { I t to me," sald Mra f, with a anift c Giada 4 My. Ja ng. a combina ‘ You see, ¥ou-un-+ t f with screw-drivers, Nhat kg for?’ asked Mrs. Jarr, “Do you think Iam going to ect up ‘ - said the crestfatien Mr. Jarr, ‘Tt ts awful tle fixing Jobs w « t with another sniff of disdain, which simply eet rat {ti he cried "You are like all the rest of the aske "Well, I don’t go wasting my P 1 for wale, If there In an ' w s se I can ecad for a “You work that olf feminine fraud, the tf You try to open ft with a hatr w shad fix it wi halr Yon want the Job with @ hairpin! You want to know {fa cake ts done 4 jab It with a hair The have lost the tton their shoes with @ hairpin, and p k because you say a hairpin will di n bottle you try to hook {t out with a hairpin lenver of a book with a hairpin! Ning @ tack out of the wall e done! It's a fake! You tear leaves of or make them worse, and I'm tired of heart ver I ask for anything in this House from a So I got this tool handle and set of Itt idren stood silent under this outburst as Mr. Jarr ges. continued Mr. Jarr, TI mean it! You've been wanting | antry door, The wood !s too hard to drive a acrew with st bore a emall hole where I want a screw to go with 4m gimlet into the holder and demonstrated by starting | te ra exclaimed, “you've got me so upset that I've broken the | hairpin, dear,” aal@ Mra. Jarr. “Maybe you can fix {t with thi 1 F stepped to the door and threw the h | upper, and gimme ft quick!" he shouted, “I'm sake buses EN out!" 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Where's father? hder, tools and alt into tne| Novelized KLEIN'S Great Play, | | By Arthur Hornblow «> =: | (Copyright were t 8 hed his w } impeached and turned off the bench as from CHARLES |p teers a oriminal. “@hirley -won't be- | it, sometimes I can't believe tt my- I often wake up in the night and Judge. SA Freak ‘of the Wind. ng ec ames § and a could n expected any m cla f a jocomotiv a 1 “ hours to get throug parcels gnd nd hat fo !Massapequa. | ¢ ero wae hin wife sat on th ge wh | the firat sound w Y piled tt broke the news to Here t ne Judge ‘ - ad gone to me 1 pul ve gone, Martha, but I a f 1 K * M and bags and 5 of a dream, but w still true was p tn, From came pe wel an ts 906, by G. W. | still true!” “pai ‘Co. BOERS eta arroy cd on ia ellannel Tasers cHaprens. | Bening to look up, ne noticed that his c magrate and | Wife was weeping, Ie laid his hand wemtly ¢ rs. “Don't er r, don’t make tt harder for me to bear, Shirley must see no trace of tears. “1 was thinking of the all,” replied Mrs. Rosst eyes. Fancy §' from hand questh rok Th Th n tow of ming =] n —he's comin Judge, unat ‘0 longer, rd the d € pent stopefaotion i was Shirley's first) T) h ne erything Her head lay on i (her hatr wi sak fron Rossmore ou # hand, emotion, sulder and he {dolor ou unable 1 nx recover from | shah! Sined Mra i thin place,” si Isn't the same. ins * no ring to holiow and empty awful place und at the s " Dear | i" ts . ung man twenty years of | selves hap ; : some, ar, and love @ gtrl who Is citiimatels ‘ care of age also | Does She an ‘Him? 7 Ee hays 2 mee fe Deer : é 1 week I wrote er to make up HAVE been keeping pany with @ and forget every but I did not re re young for p ear ny anew few days after | % and then ogain phe acta very me ber: Dahne 908. 2 phn aa li re Pairs 414 not show the same. afte ee ene et before we quarrelied, 1 Tee 657 Lene ee whether the keene company with another phe oared ¢ And whe mld yes, but Ma me think otherwise, Bhe says that she do. Perhaps you imagine a difference | | Health and Beauty. 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Advive you about tae Removes of tt te enti ate cemeeneienall | ta \pheeen Dates. added, 12) TOT: An Original Serie WORLD Written for The EVENING by Leading American Comedians, The Serious Side & of Fun-Making 2—By Frank Daniels. ous business sail The making of & 1 judge that it is ser manufacture anything things means © and work t= never! funny, It takes earnest thought ana} labor, no doubt, to evolve a newspaper joke or & an tt dooe A stage a The pre the resy for laughs a c rious methods situation: 7} though, } In working hecessary. to make-up. I don eccentri uretion-ent ‘There things t believe tn false noses, r greane-paint dist tam —not—teautitute fore with facial exe. t vatuable change that of sno of a rt of make-up, the sama sort of wig,’ whether I may be plage ing boy, a London “bobbyt" om A ta mar “ st make them laugh, and, In order tg: s for the opposite effect A gin hia work long before t nde reelizes it. What mag m7 be a spontaneous § metimes worked wp 8. The cot extracts from hin pocket gar, 1 i cals the audience that he has other cigars in hia y or three times he we at t 1 qhows by his mar r words that he is oi apa him on the 7 ons agadnae)? & and breaks the gigars, When he pulls the weeds, with @A¥ f Kets a laugh) but he w t do.so If the. repeatedly directed to fact that the jok ured and dled like a hot- bs * e wings, then as Jealoum sups y sotte-yoce remarks t . ealizes © jealous one in the wings has done the trick tw not do so were the idea r ought r > is no patent on laugh-making, but tts tntrh cannot be learned tn rer ataine 6-nathiebedaa ywoat tof bust It requires no tnt to make certain classes vum Tropa” Tike t t oretinbie—aeltzer bot wiap-stick and they Slippery-day stairs are sufficient. But there js a dlight in making~ brainy: + wie laugh. Strange as it may seem, I to meet what is termed a “old” |} audience. When I do I fight ft. The player has no right to expect warmth, | | nspiration or assistance from his audience. The audience ts « jury that site | In Judgment on the ns of the playwright and the actor, It ts up to the play | | player to obtain a favorable verdict, No audience In the world evar, | came'to a theatre witle the wilful purpose of being indifferent and unresponsive. to be entertained aad amused. They come toa theatra ; | If they are disappointed {t ts not thelr fault, but the. | purveyors, It-te-onlytyx_recognizing this fact ang! } assuming the blame for apathy on the part of an mudlence that a player cam) | fuatly take tot If credit when enthusiasm resulta, | {one and one-t yoy -p {MK point Is re TONE the dates, put a emai! roll of] aie cups b the cream in each, press together | one-half cu ah and roll tn granwlated sugar, Fon. | when th [aunt mixed with shredded cocoanut or | chopped walnuts makes de When bofte, one and one fowl cut In cubes an@; y cut in small pteces, | y heated rer toast. 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