The evening world. Newspaper, April 11, 1907, Page 19

The. Evening Have a Lau | ROY L. MCARDELL. - The Chronicles of the Farr Family. “Wn 4 you have a good time at the brides whist party at Mrs. Sopeet asked Mr. Jarr when he arrtved home the other evening. “Tou wouldn't have called ft a pleasant+time,”'sald Mra, Jare coldly, “There were nomen present, consequentiy’there Was no wwearing, coarse conversation, smoking of bad clgare or drinking of worse liquor!” “Phew!" exclatmed Mr. Jarr, “AndjJe ft just lie that? you must have had a lovely time to come home tn « of mind like that Did any of the cultured ladio come home and take {t out on met’ “D'd Mke to see any of them enub me! waid Mra Jerr “T could tell them what I think of them! Mra Sope giving bridge parties in the parlor, with the tradesmen clamoring at the kitchen door for thetr bills Mre. Rangle looking the #lomp, am she always looka, with her waist half unhooked tn the back and the torn ining of her dress frayed and dirty and threatening to trip and throw her Gown every step she took; and Mra. iy, with her bleached;halr, and Mra. [People she comes from, and"— “Tt must have been « lovely purty,” sald ur, Tarr, tnterrupting ber. ‘Vywender you come home cross and eulky.” “T'm not cross antt sulky,” sald Mra. Jarr, “but I've heard some things this Gay. An!"—dere ‘hed. “Who oan one trust nowadays?" “I wouldn't trust any of that bunch of cate elther with my money er reputa- “paid Mr. Jarr. “That's sure!” “Have you any reputation you can sparet’ asked:Mra Jarr, “What Go you mean, Clara Jarr?’ asked Mr, Jarr aneasfly, “You're a nice One to let anybody talk about me, and you sit there and take ft. and be glad to hear tt. I'd just to hear anybedy say a word, the least wor, against you in my presence. knock their heads off pretty quick, i tell you!" “Oh, -Gont-be alarmed. se one said anytaing ebeut you, although I will sey that Mra, Grimshaw jooked atime rather significantly when oe said that if we could eee how the married men fiirt Gown town In the sbepping district, martied men from this neigtberhood toa, tt weuld opan our eyes! said Mra, dart, “You go down town shopping oftener than @m Goea De you see such @iings?’ asked Mr. Jarr. “Ah,” eald Mrs. Jerr, as !f to herself, “w6 poor soubs {fttle think what ear husbands ere doing when they are away from us! Mrs Kittingty jos hed to sop and cry, when she revoked and Mra. Bope called her attention to it, because, as Mra Kitingty said, she was thinking of how her last hpsbend used to tell her he was working hard and his employer wouk@n’t pay Bim, when, in fact, he had lost his position and was spending all his time gambling and losing ber 7 money that her frat husband paid her for alimony.’ ; “Well, you needn't blame me for his «ine,” sald Mr, Jerr, “Tm not out nights gambling, am 17" "Ob, Just as much wickedness and gambling ean go on tn Che afternoon es at night. Gambling dens keep open in the day time,” said Mra Jars, peevishty, ‘"Wel}, I don’t go to them.” sald Mr. Jarr, shortly. “I hope not,” said Mra Jerr, “but, as Mra. Grinshaw eays, who can one trost these days’ The very ones that seem the beet may be Gecelving us and-wasting : the money that should go to the home!” ' “Oh, get out!” sald Mr. Jars, tmpationtiy, “I ike to ses you going out and Daving © good time, but tf all you can hear ts to make you Gimatisfied and sus- pictous, you'd better out tt ont.” “There is «@ terrible lot of gambling going on, and you know [tr eaid Mra dart, “Well, I don't gamble,” said Mr. Jarr, “I may play ptinochte anee tn a while, stakes don't amount to anything. Bay, five cents « point” cents @ potnt!" said Mrs, Jarr, “ivhy, at five conn w po at brs, never mind.” here she whimpered « little. seid Mr, Jarr, light breaking upon him, “how much 414 youJose? | oo ae SS oa meats eh ‘They are a lot of cheats, and t's gambiing “Ah, just Ike that?’ said Mr. Jarry, Betty Vincents #« uw w & Advice to Lovers. to be your wife. There ts « supersti- tion that opals are unbucky. Would Show Her Lobe. Dear Betty: AM twenty-one years of age and in fove with a young man I deeply in love with him and I not know hew to show him thet Went to Matrimonial Agent. Dear Betty: AM = young lady “twenty-one years ] & ate oso dearty in love with young man two years my junior, He takes me out @ gTeat of amusement end i ii He likes me very muoh, so, bet he has never marr? him. We heave gether for one year and « lately heard that he ® matrimonial agency downtown. would like your advice as to how I hold him to his affections to me ure Hf fire affetion for you ‘The story wens” fefewing trouble: My wife's gente rether atwurd. however. Why not ask!) man friends whe knew her before 1 him about {t in @ Jolin way, and sak) married her have « hebét of galling en him f he has found « wife yet? | se Me, Saavik tam) es ae when them came t érack last A Married Man Admires Her) Wee $3 auc on staying afl wets mene Bove | with ws I thought that wae the imft. I AM @ stenomrapher in an office with wanted te throw fim out, bat my wite severe! other ladies and I take Glo wouldn't let mm Now, whet Go you tation from young married M40) rink I ought te dot naw. who pretends to sdmire me pet O51Y qusow them of out. Assert yourself. | because I get out nice work, but be- cause of my cheerful disposition (aa b* [neegsonable Parents: puts it), and I really de belteve he at- mires me He has invited me on sey-| Dear Bettys rai cocasions to step inte « @rug store | AM & young tn@y of minstec: and. and have some refreshments with him | om ts hove with « man of after the office clowss, which ts at 10 comeromy, ae @'clock. Would it be wrong fer me te but who will be unable accept the invitation? LD. | three or four yenmm on MK would be imprudent, as your ac-| Yery enxieus bor me oe eeptance might lead te more serious at-| of about dhirty, whe seems 69 be very Qentions Don't do it. fou’ of me, amt while ee Ri ee conde ‘tak = in, The An Opal ‘ing, o = TNDLY wtate the proper way to| marry the cider mms, make an engagement to @ girl, end) 10. voy pecey one Af there is an idem (hat the stying | be able to help me out ef an opal ring breaks friendetip end | position, | bringw bad lucie JAMEB D, Do not masey « man-you If you mean an engagement to marry,| 1 necemmry ge 60 ‘Bell the girl you love her and ask her! qetstain your (3,100) Spring! (@olice)D By Walter A, Sinclair, (Weather Providing.) RIPPING, ekipping, slipping Spring! In your praise Chis song 1 s\n¢ | Apri showers, thick wit. sluwh! coating earth with deppy mum! « Let me grab my parasol, arctic gums, fur coat and eft, And & life-preserver, too, while I reise my praise te you. Grass turned green (but out of sight), birdies sing—on toast at eight. Deotore ail thy praises sing, slippy, soppy, slushy Spring. White wings twither epring-time tunes (In the back #oqms of satoons) Bee each shivering geloot clad in nobby epring-time @utt! sy earing cheoks hie “uncle wrote calling for one everooat. ow (he litte lambs @re esen gayly gambling on the green, Aetting {f the morrow brings Winter's Gays er some of Bpring’s Gee each sad commuter wade through @ storm too jong delayed. “indertakers dance # fling at the mushy, gushy pring, \ . Chilly, #tiy, ply @prng! you're & most surprising thing. One day Summer, next day Fall, then it's Winter's qorst, that's a!) ix the WHting Of Uhe rose, but the red and harddalewn nose, Nix the cowellp, pretty fow'r, but the footallp ev'ry hour, Nit ae Breet aep's silent run, but the cough cure by the tun, BO Our Apnoea we wih G8, lensing, freeking, Wheesing @pring! 4, CIO IT Se present insult you so deftly or enub*you so utterly that you) Grimshaw running down everybody, when avery o6s present knows the kind of | “Tew no | ‘teen dollars, The money I bad for a hat,” eniffed Mire. Jarr; “they | lai isin, dll heii ti aiaiitiAciicltie 1907. sg et 11 SOR IE Daily ee eee Thursday, OCT gh with the Three Best Humorists of the Day. ¢ - & GEORGE M. COHAN. IRVIN S. COBB. New York Seen Through Funny Glasses. | The Poor Old Musical Director / Deloved, the Dippy Daye are with us While yet Pt S the fret jonqull gleams yellow upon the bosom of the eth waOwH ) 2 2 | No ihsbeoil i S So it and Gray, ay hea five weeks? How would # to rit there enduring the anw ast snow, like the lovely yolk in a delectable fried tt cracks @ new joke from the bew f the season to the end w y ree. Dedotd the Footish Beasen arrives two full months f you were . “the same olf scenery two or dares hundre t of the almanac’s best performances. e forced t perform hapa ‘twas t Lunacy Commimsion that precipitated ip thia way, just think of the Can you imagine what sort of names you'd call the audience + fire Atter they had heard 200 yards of expert teati- formance straight In row weeks of suffering? There they @tt rolling with laughter a ve per seven inches of tacts, the learned Com- é { May—night after night anq heard so often you tmngine then or at least st Tr missionere handed the subject a dtploma certifying that Saturday. propped up on his Mstening to t © everything that has tor he has been with ft since the The ushers Save a good chance to get a) Thetr work ts virtually finshed before the by {8 open to them and they ean “hang out” room {n which to convene, The actors and, up” between scenes, and have their * knew more than half his lawyers, and that {f he'd had he'd know mere than aff of tiem that he couldn't be very éippy be- comedian who takes ten enoorer Uavew A show—eleht duct this bum tur “an you Imagine what he thinks of the m c reet who ts whint ing this melody as he passes? ‘Can you {magine what he wishes would happen the white flannel mult worn by the tenor who ange th solo to the quivering @ brette who fs supposed to be a eypry girl and has e multar swung about her shoulders? for in the topical songs sung by t gota them or not seven da: Any intelligence at all t tor and hows a week (he prosecution undoubtedly was, and then they voted to je dow! fron ecrom of the Big Dipper upen the “Attorney and adjourned. After which the Footish Season may be considered te be on tte way and winging fart tar, Or tf the tenor would only | ushered in the same old mechantea! | Roos | Coon | | play begins, there, The etage actres Oh! ff some night she would only piny the gull Anyth ® joint grand etreet parade of the Roosevet Liare and the @reasing rooms to go to. manage to dodge and break the monotony of "iP and sprain his an ie 3 pat anole | the Liars being headed by thetr natienst president, HW. ea t 01d musical director who te planted there in view Grill—anything to hand him « laug augh he is handed te the salary mea known aa Jo-Jo, the Bow-wow Boy of Wall Street, with of the audience, tn ¢ w of the stage, withou @ aligntest chance of escape, “elope Tuesday night. A of « laugh is that? Senator Penrose, the newest candidate for membership, carrying the lodge dan- It tan't nearly ro on the other musicians, From where they elt they oan ‘Even the salary if nothing new—he has been cet(ing the same old salary for| Neri while the Goats follow in the wake of thelr perpetual potentate, Loeb, the hardly ase ti yeara I don't know how much ft fs, but he en try to sit Chreugh the same performance eight t none week and I'l dook” that you ll write « letter home biess ng neglected your mustoal education, am (By George McManus f the stage anyhow. But the man with the beton fs the suf- it. If you don’t think go, 3 nn learned to loathe the actors, despise the music and even No wonder he yawns as he o« glodes In the dome chandeNer, No wonder his hair ts gray and houlders stooped. No wonder pei ke In New England a actentist @iscovers that the human soul weighs abet an ounce, at which many of us marvel. And no wonder—an ounce ts indeéd e heavy unt for a Boston pou! to welgh In New York @ fearless young official raids the chief clearing house ef af pool-rooms and the home-nest of the Man Higher Up and the place where if any much there be. The daredevil youth iache antes and nine tons ef indubitatte ndréd tnterviews and perapires and ters loud ecream#® and makes us al] so goose-fleshy with apprehension an- Uoctpation that our clothes become too amall for ue—and then he turns up im ourt with @ teaspoonful of testimony, and nobody 1s exposed of anything. Vane z for ha yp large bur proof he gives out e ke tte winn four o 8 Out West @ college professor who has devoted many years to consideration the subject—part of the eo in the abstract and part of the time at a gtris’ 1 WONDER ary, where he could have the benefit (F ASTY OTHER HUSBAND AND cel with the FATHER 13 AS HAPPY AS LAM" steed THE pa LITTLE RASCAL'S, TRYING TO GET UNDER THERE! ried man knows that the awe dates back to Bre, and that she used {t for the purpose of securing proof when our Father Adam returned from the first amoker of the frst club with = breath Iie @ hot mince ple In faraway Colorado good olf Senator Clark falls tnto a @eep and ruantig | stream, which instantty congeals eo that he walks out, frappes, like Elisa eress | tne the foe, with pink whtskers. arrived earlier than June THE FUNNY PART: Tet some persons ineist that as a mation we are not progressing. May Manton’s Daily Fashions XB sktre that to | OH, LOVE, COME RIGHT T Ol HES CAUGHT! FRE TO | MERE To BRAVE ! FATHER WILL RESCUB ise a! if ae fae ut HEAVEN ave Me STeEnaTn TO LIFT TH 3 t | HERO DOESNT Js | REAUZS HIS DANGER AT Cail or send by mail t THE EVENING WORLD MAY TON FASHION BUREAU, No. 1 West Twenty-thira street New Terk. @end ten cents in coln or stamps for each pattern |— | Novellzed from CHARLES KLEIN’S Great Play. "vam tee Coat starther etrts efforts! tore that the steamer ‘ead bean aaghtes hom tet tie restial of: ber meee wi oss aE _ morning at 10] 04 little dreamed of! Yet wh t taht By ARTHUR HORNBLOW. ot gone n gy a we “ a feel (nuded sb i) bey © wes but logic, When ames: a oe Be: United 2 fe Beeey i Mg we difenty @ front | reputation, one might a well be! tunes tv os Onde aaa t to (Copyright, 1906, by G. W. Dillingham Company,) the anny ef peo- wrested to footens too, Wet would ving ebreads himaetf, down | 0 Quture omaa v ws ind qe \ Re re ape , a: eal friends mar eee eongitive man er dain bear fee bu J Benet eyes huge vessel ewung round miliation, thts dlagrace? sos | @ pao eee = lacey ap es yp Hac’ | scare 8 saree oe ant fra Rossmore Ny, social estraciem and gentes! por ashen cygpon ure hae erty! Oh, the theught was unendur- | img at the slightest strew to add to his These, reflections” Rosamere, tS, Able! She herwelf could earn money, of 2 ie hee Sees ot goures, Tf her Uterery work did ‘not Irrelevant Aeoge .nohog oe bee ip ‘cartel wey teagh 06} ou GE TSrow are both xing,” turned and maid something | at 4h ‘ io | Mrs. Rossmore} by * oh om were taf nem nee S to rear in black and to @ man who toe doythind 9s a see sould 'sup:| ‘There was greater ‘setivity tm the Suk |e in any came daughter le Fe-| neal Ee ee, Mate ununial io a her side, i. eae at laatrihan eyte | Hammers otttre at at aikaadpe ae fe. wer home frem Parts next week.” dor tater went hee wig aa foto was one of the fret to come sie hed evar entertained @Goh an ‘ae there, pet Rove Say Gay, “ 4 cues Aaeuaheoenen’ tame {oe tia ut tht ‘Frans ashore, Sixtt was walting for her at | seriously, & ners Hiri dia ‘got | Ga ear ¢ there et . had resulted the foot of the gangplenk, and she »*! one va fnupt an fa honor of the t ouuhiar? exclaimed My, Deetie, Sraep- the Gyo ree pat o Judge, and 8|threw her arms: round hie neck and’ ode 10 ch oe eit. eee Seeers, ee Mere. tas st Cae as. oy had “already ‘bee made pot | xissed him He had koewn her ever |supied \y the voles of Mim Bloke ell | ore ee BF ee Paris, too! Such « wicked city!” Rg ry oneenins, an ut fight it in the| since whe wae @ little tot in arms, and | m4 Cah tn ee etl oe : Senate with au See Induenos they could] bystanders who noticed them meet had|,,,0uriey, where have you eu been! We! for @htriay. It was not. however me lo had never been to Parts, he went {muster Jt Going to be hard, but! oo” goum thet ney were father and ght of yeu 06 ve be whip. | out & passage ef t Budi i “bape. wf +) on €> explain, but be had reed enough /Btott wee confident “that right would ad no Lave Been hunting or you consented to eonali e ides of an polltely Bry | 5 a and ee . the | preva daughter, Bhirley wee deeply moved; « °. addition to t y, Rossmore | Lord hed an the ater dinner as they were sitting 'n | great lump in her throat seemed to ara sony aan weed ‘yi Jefferson | had said to t CHAPTER V1. Geld of tie inbors, Here at least tite) th farce ty Pillow which cher ba Fe. ee ber utterance | Bo far she bad | toms desk and in the oruah they | Lceremet be Bete tomerven, > ward | been able oar up, now cat ince ner riey tn (Can tinued.) was sweet and whelesome an4 one's eed ye ing wound af oe wh 4 I. ame .~ RW... pen Ser i. bad Las Reverses, hopes of future salvation tity ren Gilet opiahiy Fond. | Be had hoped to find her father en| nt, Milly, thie je Judge sonable He was not « brilliant talker hh aes stewped St ‘eels and ke Wh aad he . a By a) rice ont paused, hoping that Mrs. Nose came to the porch, Fg ont an the doe by 1 mot come? y mother’s peer Mother wil when the conversation extended’ beyond 0a, w ht bad then? Bhi They b \ more would go on to explain just envelope to udgé, who, gu «| Were things #0 then © ques hey haven't | | Massapequa, but he rambled en alring | its ents, bed wanted forward. © | toned Judge Stott anxiously, tearfull: kl" Whee what thetr reverses had been, Dut) 1s, views on the viciousness of the| tare jt uoen. It was « cablegram from q v. fuze He reassured hen, Both her mother poze vieit be aflent, Ase gentle hint, he eld ltoreiener in general, ntl Dove. Hoes | Pazié 024 Tend aa follows 0." weld ce oe a she yas ing on and father were well, lt was too leng to chaperon Burtey more) Leas A more, utterty wearted, to wonder} ¢o-4ay, cans I Perpupt you, madam?" ty he tall 7 & tip for them to make oe he bed ung pias in fob at all, I did not speak,” she volunteered hapevoning baci Pray A “We are very fortunate fn having Don't you think OHAPTER VII. “Too tong & trip? edtoed @hirter pos. swered. | Poms Dest. No turned she whtien of The Home-Coming. his eyes up to the celling and sald: jae pleasent weather. “When reverses come we naturally| @ madam? Oh, ee WR per of the North Geman |ceuld not have kept Cather away,” pw look for spiritual consolation. My dear | lovely spot, tent It? Wwe think It's the I Licyd Steamship Company, at| “You Gen't live on Madison avenue The two man howe gut, show Rossmore, in the name of the Uni. | on¢ piace to tive in. We are all one| Hoboken, fatrly sialed with |any longer, The house and tts contents gett keneedy, iF aes “Bi ‘Al Gouls’ Baptismal Presbytery, I|Geppy ¢amfly, That's why my sster| juste and excitomont. The Kaiser Wil-| have been gold,” replied Btott gravely, wate ee alis oh enemas you that consolation.” Jena I ontled to mmie your sequeint-| helm had arrived at Sandy Hook the end ta ® Sow words be outlined the ferwon, taconte 7 tn be oy, Sat 5 |} Mire. Rossmore looked helplessty from | ance.” previous evening And wae now lying out | situation e# it wes, | oat now lool | fis mm " one to the other, embarrassed as to what| “You are very good, I'm ure I. shall in midstream. Bhe would Ue up Bt her| Shirley Metened quietly to the end end | with toterest ta” tere res 8 @ | go and look at thy ne poms, eeremtiance—the seme biue eyes, the ‘ but how on cara aa ng ww ets teat" Ta NLS only the inereasing pallor of her face and ep ecomsional nervous «witohing at the cermmer of her mouth betrayed the Who were these strangers thai | tell my husband yoy came and he'll be| dock within half en hour en her privacy offering # con-' very pleased.” roy hs ss Ws to} wea Mie Dosa, "Saving schaseiet ttn somverentonal| pres. were ai Riasmapnoue he Say be- to La! asiation ‘And ee on Undoubtedly ‘tia the Feotteh Season, which heretofore has never se he didn’t have the material te worm en, but thet # b At Washington the giad ailly time bas been |. 4 —