The evening world. Newspaper, April 9, 1907, Page 15

“The Evening World’s Dk‘ly Magazine, Tuesday, Aprit 5s TOT, weH BL mC DOFCINEIC TOGO GCS KAR OOC OOO CCE IC RIT UIUCCRIOO CT JOC AUC CS ROL eK SEER OGR DOOR EOURTITR (UGG 208 20 XC DICT OE MDE FEREY ANY AAAMARRAPAE AIMED Have a Laugh with the Three Best Humorists of the Day. > ROY L. MCARDELL. g & GEQRGEM. COHAN, 2 3 aA TEN 3, We | The Chronicies of the Farr Family. A College Boy Story That Scores Because It’s “ So Different.” New York Seen Through Funny Glasses. year advanced! Already we feal the tn- that awt * of tania upon evary elds. Troisers town @uring the day, and at night played bridge wi aon tonpd exnny ayring fay o “Are you ouly t might have sent! the local Ho wouldn't turn up his trouse oma. Shoca have apting host. Ho: y ; vt dow ini 1 place tO wear a sweater, he wouldn't amoke a pipe or go wit 4 nt the life-savi ations on the a ‘ . sertounly n't nything that any first claas student at any spring tided on from aime to time. en st * 5 son gent wrote him many letters tmploring him to wear te gled, or ostensibly #0, Upon the sheltered » a “make us the part, the young man r 4 to consult an ar wala’ at % canta a partion is y ° ained a an being from the day he entered col vafleye the malate tuebies pat fort 3 ‘ eo ask the gent, by the -way- had so Inuch time on his hands ° ( " pgp po ret at he sort of got in bad financially, He floated a few burlesque oie hon lars Mk aieade® x s tre ® He didn't eare much about it at fife. Hie fr J party he met one morning at Mar also got to read ohrtha hat’ Gh abaclaieretaad was a he t but with all he “sto the races whioh, ag he afterwards discoveret, tread Ment 4 s will soon bite-fresty und the suft was glad er t take long to “clean” the olf gent, and po one day he wired Charley ¢ fst ; a werg : 4 a aten to me home at once Your college daye are oF Well, Charley came rath we mpoak to sou of spring ontons, ¥ anded tn this country without.« 4 the awful story from his bankrupt dad. Now, what aid the hedd away, overcome ts ‘twere by: rash e 5 ‘ 7 Jar : . 1 he ait tdiy by crying his head off beoause efroumst " t 4s here—that tasty fruit a . sand im to work for al Did he-censure the olf gent for not having | an taste tt ¢ sand hours . ‘ t breer : A nest emg for a y day? No, aftr, Ho turned to the t thet market '« ts denpfoent \ences. Hot-house whisp ( « : n the y A portion *.8t Reckless At i ; uty | ie old k And #0 the old . A 4 ts always n chad on Test avsured of t r Just Jed in tho collage town that evening. Chariey didn't go near the and jum " en only the well- y fe e swever: no, if. 2 fear the fniversit ford hot-hotise grapes at a8 docs nature bring wo ® ; . : for years, os the ott « 4 the “p pom’? | 5. 1 t r ett A child i, 1 ° € . Pec pid sfietes ‘ " . Ss ; 7 * . Li a acuboard t o 4 is golng. Tut the robin le : sibel echoes tid ‘ Sain f prea b 2 ‘ Ti. T. doubles tte nervice from the teeming otty-te. 3 EO ‘ | 4 f thes P Coney Islant Instead of one. Let -am, “ rT By George MeManus| Sar ele One Fle inj soeta irara Selepgs : 7 e New yweds --Their Bal y 2 | ate ern ini acne Mie j dee: mye 7 ter ' 81 ehine, we will aln of Gaving our weather i Lis . 7 aes tt sshington date Itwes, some to eee how far . . P H ngs and some to ees who's @olng to be | WE DON'T KNOW LOVEY, » April showers, mingled occasionally with afew te . WHAT TO NAME. | ad | 1 THINK na of-alest. The sap mou: upward in the maple - ty : “a THE LITTLE RASCAL { copays awURMBY HEY, Ol with Ue dannel undershirteandor | E eat ea : | DEAREST WANTS r 1 nm and ' | TO NAME Hin tei * te ‘ . | AFTER ME BUT- | THE FU y¥ PANT: ran dary at y ana dow | | And ao it's tn order for everyboy to wish 1t were fall or summer or some- Werpus place M ed to 4 yecit x x | | en “Oh A t screamed Mra. J e | my darling y | I think he's golng the dangerous place, cx'¢ Mr Je hohe | s 4 heeded age Aas a Manton’ S Dat asnions looks, ts townrd the t Jarre ingly. “And we ic fe ever had for doing that HE sult e who any mome fashed to pitces befor eyes? insked Mrs Jar Ehame or you IT perha aie ei think that I have punished him, that I eave put my hat upon ht wr © le that floes.a child know? Lot thie be a leesd I chall never strike a child of | the ama can * mipe again, no matier what he may do 3 ‘I'm afraid to €o up on the roof, I might scare him said Mr. Jarr “But wear. it ows of ft'g. simply nerve-racking to stand here and watch those awful shadows. I ea fectly free move stay here. nt at the same time Bo eareful! Ob, be careful, dear!’ moaned Mre. Jarr. “I'l walt bh J - * ‘ OCONKELUMS fu But she didn't; she followed Mr, Jarr up on the root f WANT TEODY 4 tte Bure enough, there was Willie, the Jarry’ seven-year-old hopeful, but he wasn't} BEAR? @m the roof ledge; he was crouched against a chime the antics of tho 4: ten-year-old, who was the perfor methespar “Come down there, you young villain! soouted Mr. Jarr, and ast boy ducked past him down the stairway et the roof top he aimed a at Other ecreams arose. Mra. Jarr had her male child across her knee, and w very. resounding smack that fell she cried “Ll show you, you Uttle misclievoun tmp! How often have T fo n flay on the roof or with that Janitors boy? Take that, and that. and that All in a tremble they descended to their apartments. A whistle sounded frem below. It was the fanitrees “Look here, Mr. Smart Aleck, Mr. Jarr! rhe bawied, “yon min business or I'll have the law on you Iitate do as ho pleases, whenever he pleases But Mra. Jarr dkin't hear her. om @gain and putting them to bed without any sequently In gre wild-oyed with frig! quently ts in gr 4 This one os ted ts made checked linen wit . Dut I for ail are tn ot the warm 1 your owy y can go Upon the roof a ONE NAME FOR THAT BABY - THEODORE ROOSEVELT “The Boys of Company B’’ Rather Light Infantry for Arnold Daly, HEN Mr. Arnold Daly ca Go ‘Tx Wo felt ike singing tt ack wt. hl halt seriously " n “The Boys*tof Company B” that the “ 8 wide, with | 1-2 yard any width tor Boy's Blouse Sult—Pattenn No, 5632. Tt Wie w0 diMCult to take him RemghGnwn Shaw dialect, sesmned to stim up the whole ainas = i According to the programme, the cfnedy was “wrilten em, | nn @rum Theatre by Fila Johnaon Young." 1 ; 1 I Call or send by mail t THE EVENING WORLD MAY MAN- pe abe Mous but there was more TON PASHION BURBAU, No. tt West Twenty-third street, New! , Once again, as in “Brown of 4 i he York. Send ten cents in coln or stamps for each youth, waying to herself, perhaps, ‘That's the a Thier | “<4 er her balt was very good, & @illy, and Lrivial as he feast is likely to cat! out Into camp Mr. Daly acted as though he were in a Shaw play. Ax a young om jis : gplliija’ he manoouvred edroitiy for the heast of m girl wiiose mother’s ideatot ™ ~~ ri at Be py + #0 much better than most of our young actors at thelr beat interesting, and for that reason, if for r er. 4 as much can sca oaid ¢, Be play—and tt m ne, National Gua IMPORTANT—Write your name and address plainly, and al, ways specify size wanted. eee Scant pl abi cate it i mt ot — th #f Company Bi” will be sent 10 the guard-dour a4 lah , Novelizod from CHARLES KLEIN'S Groat Play. | et determined, Give “ rae ' thag we] could Iuckily there wasn't Tony Allen needed his s money to} reed Jeffersom. “thathy Its # ain,’ he § or " ra fae Ho. hie make his fight for bl and Arey owt bis p ant (Copyright, 1906, by G,.W. Dillingham Company.) time to speale ate ux jon 9 take Pe { what had ec- duced wealliy relative to Join ‘the militia and go to camp, where he orders’ |eyNopets oF PRECEDING ‘I was wondering how a girl could! matters. Your er has (ret call On nd How 4 rr would not epoll it for her i a x 4 y perhaps. things woul Alii around until the old fellow was willing to give UP anything io escape “A rae ray the feeling she bast Your attention > You ry X TouNd |OGR; werhae, things ‘would MoW he ever got into the Guard was @ mystery t mly Mra. Young knows. He for a man she merely likes the work—I do not understand x . t waa one of an awkward aquad—the old, old awkw squad!—an t feeling sino hae fora man sl . ar s - k Ufelong friends, having Deer tomsed in @ blanke! had not the welglt of Mr. Vernon A Jofferson bent engerly forward 80 Atte ugh } , come, Bog yeare the humiliations of the role, made this an imposalt t 0 lose mo word that might fall from to crave for more, I realixe that mar ‘ * ; th “were oF on fn camp until Tony helped out “Chick” Sewell by Writing a love letter f those. coveted lips riage would put an extingvisher on a!) phoreces public car “Opick’’ couldn't write because he had a The girl to whom the t cntegory would I bel aspirations in that direct wu aE ray mt . , Stott was , dent also had a liep. It was the best thing in the play, and it belonged t 1 asked le ma so very commonplace Wt nee a ‘ : t band + Florence Nash. She was 1mm, ly funny tatly when she explained th: t quite know," she wered,| grumbled Jeff n. 5 | te ip aay. fe ec on 1 ter to Bileen, who bad seen it and suspected ‘Tony of has lag written it on his Rae te ake wAbed, Stal SOmMmOnY » 499 | Sotarnon mie daw ; f . accourt Mike Gretehen (ale was also very clever as an on rr Jeff, why should we act like children? room inn Ryder eles me * ' who “acted” every 1¢ Mr. Howard Ewinbrook mentioned anytuing w Your actions, more than your words, personal P p 4 - ortun dnteredi’ Miss Fronces Ring played the conventional role of Fileen ir have told me that you love me. I have| married u 1 tionaj manner, >ir. Morgan Coman, as tho yourg man with the supert sp.| |along. If 1 have appeared | and A * k 1 as{good enough not to spoll Mire Nash's capital work, but *he would ha in| Bitaliing tn fove'with Al ent Mt te decause”—~| ‘7 is } i o Deiter off without tim. Miss Nosh and Miss Dale easily prove girls 4 " which ts Be Sook A 4 pelier than “The Boys of Company B CHARLES DARNTON dahoet Jett Me ra v * ne a ten ee CHAPTER V. . + whole f e apent ¥ x i Homeward Bound, |” ‘Meenabe Ti wae-met ¢ work ¢ oe T 7 Out of the Mouths of ‘Babe wondered she was thinking | would inanly de pone nes naavian 6 j e } ‘ LITTLE JOHNNY—What are you Me for, me k ® 5 aa oi to encourage : * ork it MaramaRt cdn't' And my teeth, deat ; y mn fewer | voated your ferlings? | Yd 4 wet! oe Liu shony—Oh, I'll bet that's why the aby erica so muc He can't Mes * | young, one van A hd —_ pe ver CHAPTER VI. abrupt: whole wor ee by re You in ye abd bd . find hie teeth, either, your thoughts. | 4, ty of women whe would wil iow 4 att Ms cee Reverses! p Little Mares hag do you di w eevry day, papa a et (gp eRe, hal a Sigrus Segoe BO t bY, t, Bry, ta Sot 7 ‘ =< , Papa—To earn your bread and butter, my 4 . ne ges pee. th a Ml Ph r 1 esi : vai . @ {Little Margic—Well, we've got lots of brow) and bulter, Can't you ears gery i veg ar in Dl ees , Hy ; Lnped Sion - . her heen away for weveral days, and eve " replied went on aon. vivpatiog every e foot & new mane a Little Fred's father had ay for weveral a nd every night hy - ne thlatdant Sent co's a ip ey Myr ieeid dh " ts i added « apécial appeal in hid behalf (0 his prayer Mp meg A Slory lage dy Nb: agri grlnadl “tA y a tivr es “Plems papa and take care of him while he is away.” he added one nigh: 0 | ae loved wil ble Bpo : over her chair and took her) ing J met you, 1 want you to be my] yoked prise. Bi t s gg usus!, when hie suddenly raised his head and letonod.. “Never mind ac Ghe made ne. resistance. Marl tines pinched 4 ists yy} ncluded the little follow. “L hear him downsteirs.—Cni Te aianlae hae lay paasivel da | I aaa tea tala Into the| pected that s : ply, om ps 6 ee ae ltranily, cordially. He whispered ers, 80 ¢ gin exprensio ) Se Bi | "What wert you thinking of me=good| and in a Senile Volte (ull ef emotion ike» book " or bad? lane apamered serted L ihthouse in a Desert, | “Good, of course, How could I think ‘Jefferson, you haye done me kive a as t ! HE HEME is one lighthouse in, exigionce that le not placed op amy’ mariner's| a) thing bad of you? greatest honor & MAR can dow womai eo ‘ aecertaln | arom » ve raw ha f ‘ ee ‘Chart. “lt ie Mm the Arizona desert, and marke the spot where « Wonder | Den't ask me anewer Wy new. 1 { " tio s c a Kose [hy { wrong-dolng my father Then 4 you pull SMUPPLiCe pure free water to the travellon, » Mae you very paged 32 Hn Whe aes me nd M1 have apt changed mores immediate circle of frieuda, eer They ust Go something as ance,’ Pt it » ’ hana A 3 ' cin