The evening world. Newspaper, March 5, 1907, Page 14

World’s Heaorld Published by the Press Publishing Company, Entered at the Post-Office at New York as Gecond-Class Mail Matter, « |“ ALL-NIGHT COURTS. “dirty celt or the payment of a bondsman’s fee. Ing the us¢ of police’ stations for prisoners and requiring that all police- station-house where 2 police court shall be In session. “comfortable dormitory ‘quarters. It would prevent the alteration of Charges by connivance. It would break up the practice of wreaking _ tloody vengeance in private on prisoners. It would eliminate the desk | Sergeant graft. And, with 2 good board of police magistrates and honest, . efficient inspectors in charge of the division station-houses, justice’ would be more speedily and honestly administered. . A FARMERS’ UNION. — “erated Union at its meeting ‘Attempts have been made many times to organize farmers through “granges, alliances and other orders, but the plan of gathering farmers into a trades ‘union is somewhat new. The name, “The American Society of Equity,” is hanily fitting. ‘There is every reason why it should be called “Farmers’ Union’ like. the ‘Typographical Union," the Blacksmiths’ Union” and the other labor organizations whose names tell what they are. valuable idea which the farmers’ union’s appeal contains was fiat the labor unions of the’ cities and the farmers’ unions should estab- lish exchanges for the mutual distribution of their products. If co-opera- tion of-this kind were intelligently planned and economically directed the results would be beneficial to both parties. ' _ _The surplus product of the farms {s nine-tenths consumed by the workingmen of the towns and cities. The products of the factories of the towns and ‘cities‘aré sold to the farmérs. “Each great class of produc- ers is dependent upon the other class for its necessities, the city workman + On_a basis of direct exchange the cost_of_transportation would-be ~.the-only-additional_ttem over the-cost-of production: As it Is now the’ farmer_who-produces-milk. receives-two-cents-a-quart.—The-city-work- man who consumes this milk pays seven or eight cents a quart. The city workman makes a cigar which costs two cents. The farmer pays i On an equal direct exchange the farmer would get one cigar for his " quast of milk and the workman would get one quart of milk for his cigar: that-ls,-the farmer would get-two and a half times as. much ashe gets /mow and the workman would get three or four times as much as be re- cetves, and all this without any change in money wages or in general ~~To tarry Sich a plan into effect would be simpie if sufficient co-op- eration were had on both sides. It would be especially easy for working- men in cities to receive their food products from the farmers_without. ig a Succession of middle men. The effect of this would be to in- rease wages 25. per-cent., since the food-of-the ‘average family costs half sthe<gross- expenditure, and. the reduction inthe cost. of foodwould be much more than a half if the consumers in the cities could receive the ‘Denefit-of-the low prices paid by the middle men to the farmers. ._ Letters from the People. A Newarker's Views: Wass te “no a a ‘To Ahe Editor of The Breaing World: cause, yates fe aha ee I read with Interest the editorial on|trainmen came Into the Ed % ome autcide. A power higher than human to talk about the conditions at the ean causes our birth, our environments, our | minal. I overheard one my se Sh sickness and our death, and according | you will have the engine Siew upe ste ts we try and follow out the laws Of the same all the Umetiscsmeetent con the Supreme Belng we are buppy or {unreliable engines, and ye can't nail unhappy, I do nor belleve that ft ts! when you start or when you lll at possible for ur to escape from our! a place.: My time is money and nave ‘surroundings unt} such a time aa that|to figure for every minute. I could me Supreme Power, or Being, knows that |ate any-amcunt of instances in which wo have gained all the experience poe'|I have lost time and business by these elble from euch surroundings or cir-|traina, and I hops womething will bo cumstances, In other words, I de not | done to detter conditions. believe that we can escape anything | A, 8. OLMSTEAD, by committing suicide. I do nor betfove | 5 that we are justified In taking a hu- aii crm ti ee aD sman life for any reason whatsoever, | ™'% Filter of The Evening World: find I hope to see the time when cao.| 1 With thit some tang-wlae reader {tal putilshment Will be a thing of the ous expound, derive and define the pant. W. ET. eas repens diary. What ta its exact meaning? Stamford, Conn, ALICE Postage Stamps! Poalts To| the Matior of The Evening World: : 4 crusade against the frle Rall. | 7? the Editor of The Evening World: Fond at this timo ts of great tntorent to| | have often he that there ts a me. I was obliged to travel on the | meaning In the way postage stamps eet Rnd the tralia wan scheduled to leave {ale placed on ieltera, 1 repderm coud SJorey City at P18 1 reached Jersey |inform me what thé so-called ‘st City, and cot on the tin: 9.18 came and ota TL would be went; 9.28 the agme; 831 and we started, obliged Apquired as to reagon for delay und +EORQE W, WORDSWORTH. Daily Magazine, Tuesday, March 5; 19077 Keep Off the Earth! ~~ By Maurice Ketten. ey ae ‘The. Evening Dangerous! No. 83 to 6 Park Now, New York | VOLUME 47 teeees NO. 16,632. | AGISTRATE WHITMAN has taken up, with his fellow ‘Magistrates, The “Evening- World's suggestion for 2; speedy way to abolish the professional bondsman sta- tion-house graft. He favors the, establishment ofa night police court before which all persons accused of misdemeanors shall be promptly taken, and tried. Since this court would dispose of almost all petty cases summarily there would be no opportunity for desk sergeants to offer the alternative of a-night in a have it: The ayen have tt and tt ts so ordered. Proceed! Ree This-recommendation-is-as-far-as-the President ofthe Board of Magistrates can go in his sphere. - The Police Commis- sloner should carry out the rest of The Evening World's plan by abolish- esteemed Conk of thi accursed dofénd: necessary to drag him !n‘ occastonaliy ‘men on making an arrest shall at once take the prisoner to a division. send out. This: would relieve the-police stations from the: filta-and-disorder <eaused ‘by the prisoners. of all degree and-would-give the patrolmen more woyoir RUMOFy Yor ie atatement which you mada when you Art took the 1 ng , wtand In this caso year before last that the mad king of Persia, Hysteria IL, was-eto-much given to-bratt explosions that te had to stum Ue ears Wil colton tn order to keep hin alde-whiskern ftom belng blown off? Greek poet Lanyngitia, who flourished 43 B. C. ‘| original Bug Ctub. Laryngl _}eariier and. almost Intell that @ brain explosion might occur {naide Gf @ mussy mansard without creating outward and Mistble agitation. Suppose such a brain explosion should occur ta the dome of my assistant here upon the right, what then would happen? 44 5, FUNKY GLASSES - Lpvin §.-Cobb EE DISTRIOT-ATTORNEY, Ce) the large, le-shaped person on the atand: fin fee asaroine al you have stated, that the human > hen@-te tull-ot-fromage-de: Brie sulphur matches, and. agsun further that the only way to tell when Jt Jaoripe Is by plunking, the same as a watermelon, I put It to you 9 in one of tho pertinent anues tn this case, and I demand a { truthful anawer—why did the old hen cross the road? ) THE WITNESS—She had a brain explosion, “All the 3 symptoms vhow that the mental excitement following upon > tho production of large blond eggs with freckles on It 80%} operated upon the mind of the late hen that she crossed | the read and was run over by an automobile— | THE DISTRICT-ATTORNEY—Moye to+atrike out. the. word “automobiie” aa having no bearing upon this case, THE COURT--All tn. tavor-ofthe motion. will-say-aye, The syes-seem to NEW YORK THROUGH _ THE DISTRICT-ATTORNEY—Now, then, reverting to the subject of the : t—not that he counts a hang, but It desire to know what would have to enter hia skull before he could have a brain exploriont 9 THE WITNESS—I should say a few brains. Y THE DISTRICT-ATTORNEY—And where would he get them? THE: WITNESS (glancing over the ¢ourt-room)—It would be necessary to THE DISTRICT-ATTORNEY—I presume you couldn't spare any yourself? _ TIT _WITNESS—Certainiy nat—I'm an_alienist = THE DISTRICT-ATTORNEY (conmilting @ blank page of the record)—-What , THE WITN I recall, In the works of the —The Instance 1s mentioned, THE DISTRICT-ATTORNEY—I beg your pardon? THE WITNRSS—I satd GB. -C., algnifsing charter member No. 43 In the was himacif an allentst. y—Thank you kindly. Nine months ago, in the 22 of this cross-sxamination,-you-also atated-— THE DISTRICT-ATTORN THE WITNESS—Hie hat would tip up about half an h an communications recelyed bythe Central Fed | Sunday was an appeal from a farmers’ union. |. explosion, ¢nvolving all che mayonnaise in his crock, the hair might be diaarranged, whovconcelved that Ne beheld two large, green eyes bearliig down upon him and heard a loud, roaring sound. must haye been a Lenox arenue local. i for dillpicklepho! decided “that fn order to be absolutely fair I should believe it on Mondayn, Wednesdayyand Fridays and repudiate !t on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays, tho District-Attorney sharpens his teeth, have your buttoned shoes oa! = 'T-t-take um off fer me, lke ® good f r; take off muh shoes.** ‘Ta late hour, a very late hour, indecd, Mr Jarrcame ~ a = eller, won't yuh?” said Mr. Jarr plain- Did he creep cautiously up tne stairway In the En a5 Th asked Mrs, Jarr; So saying, she got out of bed and unbuttoned them for Mr. Jarr. “We-get-aiong ait tt don't we; old-indy *-watd-Mr>-Jarr, patting Stra. Jarr “Wish other peep-peep-people, hic!— little brunette in quite apt to find himself proposing to the tall, Jeatic. blonde. Falling In Tove Ia an operation ho one has ever Able to define or dircct.. The girl a man prefers, ax a genoral rule, te the girl in whose company he moat often finds himself. For propinquity ts rsponsible for countless matches. Then, again, thinks he-doea) because wome oflier man 1a In love with her —Tden't-know-why;— but he does. To sum up, the sort of a girl a man prefers depends solely on the man himeetf.< The onty guide a xitt can followts-to make nerselt ax attractive, ° an pleasant, as entertaining am possible; t@ keep her self-re to all that 1a beat within her. Such a girl will be certain to 2. tt adimtration — ot every’ man whose admiration’ ts worth-the winning. z He turned on all the lights and met the gaze of on the back as she took off me—got ‘long nice a» we “You get along to bed,” sald Mrs. Jarr; ‘you can't jolly me!" amfling as she naid It. “Been married all these yearsh,” sald Mr, Jarr, wagging hi }*been married all. thesc yearsh,and.never_had.across_word."” “Well, we will if you ever go to another lodge dinner and come home like “I know that this ts some of that mon Ho always tries tomake you-a toper like he ls himeelf, . |If you drank like that man does, I'd leave you!” hav-hay-hav hayn' had but two-three glasses of wine. Drank mineral water, an’ mun’ been ‘dulterated, nic!—scuse me—everything Is ‘trated these days. “You're an unadulterated off silly, and you'll haye a fine headache tn the morning. Come to bed.” SEEMS OE By es Same ‘This Mr. Jarr proceeded to do, obstinately, however, refusing to remove his as he explained, physicians recommended: wearing gloves and lupper chest breathing for baldnens. qn the morning Mrs. Rangle telephoned over and asked, among other things, banquet—hic!—greatea’ banq—hic!—'scuse me— we ever had.” ‘Well, you can tell me about it In the morning,” sald Mrs, Jarr, snappishly. ———“8 morning now,” sald Mr, wanner -hear‘bout-{t, hic, “put ‘f you don’ tecuse muh, why-airt’.": “I. don't want to hear about ft at all," sald Mrs, Jarr.| “And all I have to say {t thnt you ought to be | ia head gravely— this, you big softy!" said Mra, Jarr. Ranglee doings. ‘“Diddtn’ you say Uh could go't b-b A Difference in Age. thinks eiroulas Bree Sar tO E part my own lodge "FI die you get $3,000 an’ o-c-o-c-committes of virtuous and loyal |' brothers go through impresstve ri-ri-ritual at my | hic, “scuse me, wha’s matter with yuh, tiUh dear?” ‘Yes, I said you could go. Do I aver interfere with your pleasures?” replied} “But if tt ts-your pleasure to-come home-at this hour In this condi-jgloves, beca tion, I only know you are breaking my poor hear “'B afl right, old lady, you'd ween Brother Gote, Jarr had an awful atrugg! r. Jarr. ‘Banquet of | Wh'smatter with: y friend one year older? Do you think j the difference would Impalr our Nappl- | ony 9) ee hak ctanvieate all right, ut you'd a laughed ft to kil yourself if} aeait Werte pand. she muybecame moré. afte ft -Brockiyn. He went home with-=-peach!~ Mere Mr. /how Mr. Jarr-had-got-home-trom the banquet: with his whoe. “'Smatter with this shoe? Can't get) “Mr, Jarr never takes more “Oh, all right,” replied Mrs, Jarr, over tho wire. sof wine, you know. As ho gald tome when he came home last to make a man a total abstalner to see how some people public dinners!"* older than his wife, but so slight a dit- rr gat up in bed. “If you had not lost all sense af alght and feeling night, 1t was enough aid, scornfully, ‘you could see that you made nota of themselves at as well as all sense of propriety," s Mr. and Mrs. Pinch. — THAT LAST QUAR WORTH IS ABOUT USED uP | ference In age could not impair your | Dear betty: happiness. HAVE been golng with a young man A 7 1 b d hayt- learned: She Calls “Him a ‘‘ Lemon, | toveare Sor =him_ very muohieul Dear Betty; mother objects to his coing with an; __ By_E. F. Flinn. I DONT THINK THERES A DOLLAR INTHE BLOCKI told me that mhe loved me, but she docs) If the young man ta very young, I not show ft much, I take her to the | think you had better drop him, Yow —risat re every— WEEK AIT treat Nee Ae ao not tell a not candy alt sorts of ood things ee =] Botetines -aha-mekes me feel sad byt = = telling me that who doean't lke me-any one Doesn't Write. more, and agaln, just before T leave her | Hotse she Witney that whe-laver mest yagi a young. man of. ela@hteea that he deesn't meaq what whe. says, |- 4 houta montm-ago-1 amet a-girt ie and that I take what she says toomuch | A f).0) ys since thei I have only to heart. Don't you think thay any person should have some jealousy if he loved a girl? Ihave to do all the Tov- | gy yet recelyed any anawer to the Saat ing. SlioUk a girl this I Nhe treats her to ci think I 5 ealla mea "Tenion.” She doesn't MKe} “Apparently you have received no in= me to talk about other girls, although phe talks a lot about other fellows, Bhould I keep up her acquaintance, al- though I desperately love her and really I LENO you $5 IN =“ aTADRAGS 19 = COMING To-MIGHT. WELL MAYBE THE GAS WILL LAST. THROUGH THE NIGHT, Z'M SO GLAD Cievlcires)) Vnowoy, qeorce! WE THOUGHT You'O NEVER bal THE SAME TERM! As uned in Evelyn Thaw’sy slightly, THE DJSTRICT-ATTORNEY—You have likewise cited the case of a patient — tow did you diagnose St? TUE WITNESS—As an tnation. But at the Inquest the Coroner sald It THP DISTRICT-ATTORNEY—What do you think of the Polypus-Smith test 7 THE WITNESS-—I think 10, THE. .DISTRICT. ATTORNEY —Yeat » oTHE WITNESS—Yes, no, THE COUNSEL FOR THE DEFENSE—No? THE WITNESS—The same. THE COURT—Explain more fully, please, so that nobody can understand. THE WITNESS—As I never before heard of the Polypus-Smith test, I have | THE COURT.Spoken ke @ true alleniet! We will now—teke-a recesswhile= : 1 a THE FUNNY PART: They pay ‘em $100 a day for doing It. BETTY©VINCENTS © amt ADVICESLOVERS. What Sort of Girl Do Men Prefer? VERY-tew days 1 receive a query as to “what sort of witl-men prefer!’ "Do men like tall or short, Nght + or dork, gutet-or talkative, merry or grave girls best?" As a matter of fact, these questions are no more, answerable than the ‘query “How high 1s a hogse]*—The —girt-men—prefer-can't- be-described tor the aimptsrexson that sc Any two men have txactly the same ‘deal of ———__@ womanhood. Nor do they alwaya marry that Ideal. -The 4 man who, in the abstract, adores the dainty, soulful often cares for a girl (or ma: 1 to live up from her? “Is there anything else I cam tell her besides “Dearest, I love you?’ der than epee ———=FAIPHPUEN ERS the girl he wishea to marry, my-| Yo, show your feelings 100 much. Do self being twenty:three aNd MY “apponr fo lake What Whe silys AO top telling her you love her seriously Aaa general thing @ man should *° | Interferes with His Studies, HAVE. been Keeping company with. 8.) body se sbe thinks it-taterfores-in=Wig-crsr young lady tour months my junior. | studies. Do you think I ought to give I told her that I loved her and she | Lim up? aR iis age, 80 1 cannot give [a definite answer. Doar Betty seen her threo times. I have written quite a few letters to ner and have nob w fellow AleF | hye. Kindly tell me what to do. dy and nodas? 17) would like. to continue the friendship. tung. Bhe also | J. 8. Be ave been trodjictton to the young woman. .You should seek to know her in an honors able way and not annoy her by writing letters, we Time Yourself Reading This. / 2 GREAT MEN ABERNETHY ON TOLERATION, : F the peculiaritics of our feelings and faculties be the effect of variety I of excitement through a diversity of organization it) shuld. tend to produce in ua mutual forbearance and toleration, We should now nearly impossible it ts that persona should feel and think exactly alike upon'any subject. We should not-arroyantly pride ourselves upon our virtues and knavcledge, nor condemn the errora and weakness of others, since they may depend upon catises which toe can neither produce nor easily counteract, No one. judyiny- frou Ais ows feelings and porers, can he atrare of the kind: or degreo af temptation or terror, or the seeming incapacity to resist theni, twhich may induce others to deviate, teen