The evening world. Newspaper, March 4, 1907, Page 12

_Daily Magazine, Monday, March 4, 1907; : Pudlished by the Press Mublishing Company wr, Entered at the Post-OMco at. New Yor VOLUME AT weccseeeeee se New York. Matter | The Day of Rest. HEY There! COME BACK ‘t “WHY ARE AREHECOSSS Cupid’s bow and arrows. and the women’s clubs, nouncing bachelors, make matrimony as a one-sided aff do as they please and wome Mr. Cleveland would s =aqrobiem-by-d possibly perhaps on the: Theory, votes are di d by their wiv. dlors_disfranchised_there wor the’ men acting only as pri OX solve the we and their celibacy is a lois to the commun ity. Also. bey many bachelor maids w' ould make exc ellent t wives, and th: ‘an even greater communal loss. — But-how man; “how many neg there are who have made mistakes! question of matrimony fairly. the errors of-commission-miust-be ered quite as much as the possible: aD Joss from omissions. No man has a right to marry unless, he is in good health, is free « from the taint of inheritable disease “and ina financial conditi Marry. Either he must have a sufficient in- ‘come which he has not earned, and —enough-sense-te-keep-hekt-of itor ACHELORS are not the men most Gio Ie to aequiescent. n suffrage that married me and that with b. $ be woman sufira Beyond question many bachelors would make -excellent husbands, | ond question ry wives -thero-are who should have never married and To judge the ach EWANT YOU” To TURN THE — MATTRESS IM NOT STRONG ENOUGH St he must be competent at something which brings him in a sufficient sur- _ plus over his own necessary living expenses. These qualifications are gener- ~ them? matrimonial failures have resulted from this cause? — matrimony be at their pleasure? than-a-sickly man to marry-and-have childre: ~ his bad habits to a home with her. andi fight with thee fists. _teared healthy © children? 3 Oia. Ysa bn Ee | ally admitted tobe necessary, but how many men-are married without How many sickly children, bad homes, constant worries end And are women to have no ey qualifications and” ‘should A sickly woman has no more right A-woman_with bad habits has no more right to inflict them upon a man than he has to bring Few women get drunk and gambie But ex: many homes as alcohol, and a femi- nine tongue can be tumed into worse and more rankling wespon than the fist of a prize-fighter. How many of these club-women are competent housekeepers? many--of-them —have_ successfully How} large a percentage of these critics of | - ~bachelors-live-in-Apartment-hotels How 2 By Maurice Ketten.° Now I WANT You To SWEEP UNDER THE BED, 1'M Too FAT Kp Now CLIMB ON THis _LADOER— AND HANG THESE CURTAINS .['M Too HEAVY WHEN you RE THROUGH, DUST THE MOLOING, TM Too SHORT, DONT SNEAK OUT! PLEASE POLISH THE STOVE FOR ME IT SPOILS MY HANDS “alive? If men dealt with their bus the servant problem, what would become of industry? _what would be the source of the money —wives? mony, would the bachelors or the ——“reinbavomen-— pass—better?— The — bachelors at least know how to —make—a—living-and_they are-com- _petent_in their respective occupa- tions or they would be discharged. “How many- of the women know. even how to -soft-boil-an_ egg ‘so- that-the-albumen—vilt not-be-hard- while the yolk is fluid? ~~ One “noliceable~ thing” about € cub “womei is “that them: jority of then) are married, Be- fore"any--of-such-is -allowed-to-te- form bachelors she chitdren corey ce rtificates: of-her own matrimonial eqinpetency, ness aaa is. Women 5 If men were as ignorant of the details of their trades and professions as many women are of the draughts of the kilchen range or how to make bread or coiice ich_men bring home to thei If it came to an examination In the ne lecessary qualifications to matri- hould be required to produce from her A and| | TL JARR waa a little lato the Jarr greatly perturbed. Now, my dear,” began Mr, Jarr, touched a drop. talked with the fellows, and"— been doing!" snapped_ Mrs. Jarr. "Bu club. And it tn fatal, you know that!" “What's fatal? What are you tal Mr, -Jarr. 37 the whooping cough Whiooplng cough! “The children hi careful with them, toot But Wi} rubocrs, and little Emma went out last her mittens, and how sec wiist has happened: * “Are you sure?” asked Mr. Jarr. Or course Tih war house." “Why not? st asked Mr, Jarr. fd Mra. Jarr. if cough and ( dren should) be put ms-Jatt.~ sald Mr, Jurr. dren that haye the whoop’ and. infect other pec ry atrleast, ng tKeep 8 fow whoopln T suppose y cou carried in peoples clothes.’ ac) said Mr, Jarr, of thd & a telephon: rn anybody Besides, I want to go to-morrow, and tf all tho: litte more pt to push | for’ se Cunadian colus they end of ro pose of them. thelr re slips th notlfed to any. pld thin) "L |s good c: "To the EAaliter of The & Fig x Tam Interested tn the debate about} the effect of a name upon a person's character, Will kin tel! m ment, Agnes? DMR. A Teard and a ti some ° re The Evening W. end € aquare foot, n the narrow tala or To the Etitor of I wish to thank your able editoriat twelve In {nehes_—at tho ‘Two men start of a to row ad c fr one r? from tip, I would add 10. perc: ——and_ do ar: mitting that thelr ¢ coasive, let the 10 per cent. a BiidaA ond mve we the ruaznlllution « de wile is the lake Bouth Norwalk, Con» Letters from the People. 1 not_mon: ly pald and two problems for readers to jength must be cut of a board board being slx feet and its wid end ar na oppontte rites fenew= it~ they'd -be~ teilin She had been crying. , “I telephoned you I'd] be—aittle—late, and I swear, cross_my_heart, Just dropped in at the club a minute and/ “Oh, what do I care where you've been or what you've eat Mra. Jarry aslmply won't wear his fool me on whooping « n looked tn thelr usual good health, { Mrs. Jarr waa Wusted at the vapor lamp and Mr. Jarr was gazing at her. when md wow-tor stx-weeks f-won't be-abte-to-Ket-out-of they Whooping cough tsn’t fata. “I think pe Jet'them rum the streets s Uhey_mmight-warn-people—orcarry—a—algn tn the street ‘cars dren have whooping cough at home!" ATM rao NAHKIS to-Keep away aNd to” keep “her en = MoMA Tarr sharpty, a Dureat of myaelf. Nobody warned| - andy; When he did reach the haven-ot home he found-Mra,}—--Mr,Jarr, witha serious expression of face, followed jain good.tady. into t other evening, room. 1_hayet That’ it, of course, If wel king about?’ asked) Whooping cough! “dvs very f the sald. Mr. Jar!" —“‘Sustatter ip: "¥es, it, and Tye been Bo) The chi Wednesday without ‘Just then a muffled and very "You'll choke them to death,” “No, It isn’t! anid Mra. SONICE-FOR ME ‘you HAVE A DAY OF REST, DEAR, {VE-BEEN WANTING THESE THINGS (40 A FEW OTHERS) DONE FOR A LONG TIME The Jarr Family's Daily Jars” ot es ie By. ayKe Dark arows sag tram the chindyers room ‘As he opened the door he gasped and coughed for a full minute, tthick with an acrid smoke that arose from a pan over a small spirit lamp. “What's thatawful stuff?" asked Mr. Jarr when he could get his breath. something I'm burning to make them breathe easier, ‘Is that all you I've given them both a hot mu: were all des@-and-taid in our graves you'd stop in at the bath and a dose of castor oil and rubbed them with an English embrocation thaty jthe Janitress told me of when I Upped her not to tell pedple In the house we had sald, Mr, Jarr. Jarr. fe roi, I know {t when I hear lagain the peculiar muffled barking wus hearé “Did you cough, Wil Willie sald maybe it) wis \confused. Ana ts tho hoarse barking was heard. khd-threw-open-the door:-‘There; threatening him flercely,.was-a we ras pasrinl iniie—of-a-siraxy.street mongrel, mma commenced to cry. For you the room Immediately En teald- he tL told PY re got ether)" “phere 18 a meeting of the/qtuft all night.” iby” woiten=ahd Ate Emma looked at her b: “Willle fetctied hitn in de house,” Bie gare tumphantly; “Well, 10s epidemic, anyway dQ Mr, Jarr, and remarked reaxed upon the he sald the ttle mamma!" said Mrs. Jarr, Roy-L.McCarde y the children haven't coughed alnce we've been in the room," en dil. you tirat hear them?” them to-bed-and-feft Bh, eaht Mrs. dart. It, but were strangely silent. —Thateni-whooping-cough,* sald’ Mr Jarr. "It sounded to me Jie i dog."’ suppose your poor children are dogs in your eyes,” that ahe didn’t kno bot ‘pole Mr, Jarr sprang to the closet In eT wine wrtmper “told you If wapn't-whooping. cough!” “and I'm gong to burn that Hut ehe- was €o plud to know” her fears were unfounded thet-later-on-she+f~ Ine-to~ keep AWAY” pretended -not-to- hear Wille call, te dog into-tha-bed—— For what human boy but what will ahare hia bed with a dos? 5) BACK TO THE LAUNDRY FOR eterno The Fodlish Life &.2 eS fx eB By R. W. Taylor. HMM! JUST STEP OUTSIDE WITH Me! LOOK AT THAT SHIRT! “Married Men Are Bravest. Jed that. iar. | debaters haye dec Hemi.) alted again a arned thus when used for us 1 dd Woere bullet whisties Has stoéled the heart; Hkewise the art | Qf dodging tron missiles, Like kiichen wares that bouschold caros | At Umes haye set in motion, E And nerved.thy clan as figating man On battlefield and ocean. Your watchful “femmes” make stratagems The acts you must acoulre You DIDN'T NOTICE THAT. The air wi *¥ou-oan'tt sald Mrs, Jarr short) children grew “1s WHO MADE FiSTORY by Albert. Payson Terhune. BERTRAND DU GUESCLIN, the ‘(Hundred = Years’ War,!? apsamsa wer potetet omtes the uniucklest He was almost as broad as-he was tall; 6 a qoriia aida face ae hideous At —— worse he was s0 stupid he could not even s Lortrand dit Giesclin and camo of an olds His py g hated him for ugliness and could ar to look on him: His stupidity and appearance made him the laughing stock of the neighborhood. A poor t of oudlook in Ife was, dunes yas deatined to become the popular hero of ~ | SIXTY HEROES _ iw and TPREN OI boy, nearly Tao se Jac in tho town of Renn he had the gure « a comic mas To make learn to rear or write. Wut rather poor family. rand, brat § part init. To th f tho ds erjsion ‘to ad for ridiculy aments, oO he pi foldiers of fortune and won ¢! Urittany. But all chis was but c i For years there had becit {!! tesla, between b Duke Willlam of Normandy had conquer _Yrench possessions. Most of the posse Join by Philip of France. For his remammg Frm England was obliged to acknowledge the King of France “Moreover,the-Freneh-hed-helped- Scotland {nthe Jatter’s wars with ing! and eatlors on French and British ships were constantly fighting. in tno English Channel. But thé climax of {I-fecling came when Edward TI. (grandson of Edward 1. who tried to unite England, Scotland and Wales) came to the throne, He allied himself with the powerful commerc{al coun> try of Flanders and opened the way to Flemish trade and mutual prosperity. } Having thus helped his nation’s industries, Edward claimed the type of France, on the ground that hix mother (ddughter-of King Philip IV, of France) was rightful hefress to the Feber erown,—and_that—ho, personally _inherltert it. through. her. He pressed this m att time King Charley IV. of France died w{thout sons. But Charles 5 denier! Edward's rights and was cr en ~{Baward, according tothe custom-of Seay Haatantgibea seme hus began what Is known sidter and: to a of penniless then raging ia sad, When ‘retained his from Yng. England Claims _ the French Throne. as the “Hundred Years’ "War. For efgh athe war dragged on, Indari ively except for an English sea victory eff Tam patric —ot-Crecy.— This confilct ts iinotewors for several rr sunpowder was used. for the fir non were made of wood ‘and leather, bound with {ron hoops. haifstcren: med the abolition of the Feudal men prored themscives vastly superior to the Man on Ho-: “move for temecracy. eh; -thoagh greatly. a: decisly: The hero of the day was Edward's son, the a mere lad. who performed prodigies of valor. ward besteged and captured C: rene “the first Thon, too, at Crec back, _ Another: heres Pinel Prince, France's chle? Channel port ath, a pestiles that swept Wee Und engl for-tho next. year or two to feeling enrelopr sue the’ stryugglo But with the end of the p' was resumed. a nce won victory after viete routed an army.tive times the size of his own, capturing the French King and ene of his sons. A revolt of the peasants still further weakened France, and {n 1360 the stricken country made temporary and disadvantageous: peace terms with England. Now, {n the hour of France's dospatr: Du Guesclin came to the front © His native town of Rennes bad been besiezad in 1356 by the Enelish under the Duke of Lancaster. The place was at the last gasp when Du Gucsellm, at the head af-an absurdly small following, fought his way through the Eng- {sh army, entered the town and svecessfully defended ft. By this and sim ilar exploits he won rank and fame. When, after the poace treaty, Englan he'd a vast part of France's territory, Bertrand set himself to the gigantl task of ridding his land of the Invader. ~ He drove the Pnglish from Norman Gulenne and Pofton (three ric! rand Important provinces) and Jeft the once triumphant Bward tn control © of-only «tow towns along the coast Now that (0 the war wns over, the various bands of soldiers, _deprived of n_livelihood, were becoming tronble- some. Du Guesclin united. them and marched them Into shere cfvil_ war was ragin € between Pe ne Cruel ind Tenry ot Trapte: -mare_Du-Guesclin took Henry's part and set throne. For this he was made Duke of Mohnas, 0 and was created High Constable (Commander-Inv L@hlet of the Army) of France, In this capacity he fought herolcally for of) “United France,” ever driving the English before him out of the country. “| Twice he was captured and held for heavy ransom; but ever continued ‘hia patriotic Ife work. As-reward for hia valor.and loyalty he found himself nt last sunpected | oe -treason.._In fury_at tila injustice he resigned his off! King and nation alike induced him to marched against one of the few strong Fre: land, He forced It to surrender, but In 1389, hile the terms tthis-warrior-who-hed-survived a thousand perils of war fell The general of the capltred fortress tatd-the keys of the pince> toogur render, on the dead hero's coffin; while all Fringe mourned the death of a( man who as a youth had been too stupld to learn and too-wgty-te-iook upon, ip | ne “The “Ugly Man™ ard His Life Work. him secure on the Spani ®* He returned home In 1 ty, pee. Yourself’ Reading Thiss> “MINUTES * with 2 GREAT MEN BACON. ON GOODNESS. OODNESS of all virtues és the arcatcst, Without it man is a ouey, mischievous, wretched thing—no better than a kind of vermin, Goodness ansicers to the lhcologicat Wirtic Charity, and admits Wo" wr. but error. | “The desire of power In excess cauxcd the -ungets to-fait; the desire ef: jmowledge-bi_excess clused man to fatt, s But in poodnesa there Ls no. Cress. Netther-can-angel nor wnaii come in danger by It. j The inclination: to goodneas tx imprinted deeply snthe natire of many. insomuch that if dt issue not toward men it will take unto other Ueing creature, a “Odd South American fiececd fe =a WERE are firat-clans and neconi-class stroet cars," writes a tourist, describing Its Soutirms rican travels, “and Ty a pase i ny Fj arms, hat taken a first-class bond, as a street car called in Rlo| Scarcely had I done so when the conductor requested me to transfer | lo w second-clans car «whenever it inlzht come along, because no one ta allowed to carry anything greater Chan & lap satche! fret-class, A person without « necktie Is no more allowed: first-class on tho treet cars than waa I with my parcel, They are ‘TWeidedly particular in Bruzii and tnherit many fastidious awayn from the time of the empire, when dress and manners were the mark | separating the aristocracy from the working claases."* i —_——_—++ oT Janeire. 4 ‘To flank and file and sm By Water A. sinclair He the while When you-are under fire, The camb grub, While camped ‘er: Another thing ‘help: You've learned to ‘The moral ts'so plain (hat it ts hard-y worth the ¥ ing— “THs | pale To married mon there -are-worse- things than figiiting._ too, sults moat of you a foreign borders; idierna. © your orders visd Polnted Paragraphs. Ap JO many relatlvea spotl the logacy.’ } ‘A hatpin In the hand of a woman ts mightler than a pword. It takes a good deal of courage not to reseht some Insults, Usually when a man drops ong bad habit he picks up two new ones, Our {doa of a martyr [s_2 man who meckly wears & home: made shirt. Ho ts truly agreenhon who doesn't know enoukh to blow his own horn, Perhaps more peopla would become famous If they Ct t attempt to write $i poetry. aa ES —— \, It's atmoult to convince a man who har been Up againat {t for many moons I that le-haa-atot-of food luck coming. “to him. --Chicago _ eh aR ARS APA ARR OAD REE) 480g