Subscribers enjoy higher page view limit, downloads, and exclusive features.
rE The [1 THINK YOU NEED A 7 LITTLE PRACTICE IN ie NERA CSTES TL Fae ‘The N STEERING , COUNT, AND IVE! BoucHT You THIS esa vate er MACHINE JUST To, GOT (etter from Aunt Janet to-day,” aii Dre. | PRACTICE WITH! self ‘Tarr. "Kh, 1 whi I sould run back to the otd-home - ~for a ttle while. To five the simple, healthy fife In’ the dear old town where It # wide and open to the air and sky, ‘and life $3 free and picasant,” edd Mr, Jarr, aa he rubbed dis hands and gazed reflectively at nothing. “Bhe tolls me they've beon snowed in for two weeks and they couldn't get any ooal and they all nearly trose to death," sald Mra. Jarr, “A Mttle cold don’t hurt them when they are harty and rugged, I guass,” said Mr. Jarr. ea AWell, Aunt Janet -eaye-the children nearly ded with | scarlet fever; and-Uncle John: ix down wh. pneumonia end) \ she's just getting over typhoid and is. a weak she can | | AT LEAST I. CAN ZAT STeAM 3 hardly stand on ‘hor feet.’ ty “They can get doctors, can't they?’ asked Mr, Jarr uneasily. “Well, Aunt Janet writea that the only doctor In the neighborhood fs an al) | lopatt and he’s boen raised Mothodtst and homoeopath, and Uncln John belteves jootor, and the children never would fn la}{ng on of hands and won't have a & take any medicine and— - . 7 : h, pahaw! They can't, bs sick, then," eald Mr. Jarr, “and, anyway, good healthy food like they. gat in the country ts better than drugs. Nourishment ani not modickte, MG ; "they Ive two miles rom ro ahd they h no telephone up that way, and untess a netnhbory “4a passing, which thera haan't bean for two weelos, end will dring them some- thing. bécaune their two horses jaro laid up anyway, and they ure all “out of rannéd goods, and ‘Aunt Janet saya they’ve been living on corn meal and salt pork, and she thinks that's what keeps them etck.”* “They have four cows, and milk ts the best thing for typhoid fever,” sais Ar. Parr; “I guess they'll get along all right" b | “They sold two of thelr cows Jnst fall, Aunt Janet saya, and ono died since “and the other dsn't giving any milk," sald Mrs. Jarr, , “Well, Jimminetty, they seem to be able to write thelr hard luck storfes. You ean got anything If you 1 ve the money, and Uncle John has lots,'’ sald Mr. “Sarr; - ida ‘That'n just the thing," said Mra.,Jarr; “Uncle John went on-a note for Cousin Wiliam, and Cousin William didn’t pay it, ard all the potatoes froze, ant the apple crop,.which means a Jot of money to them generally, was a fallury.”’ “Why don't ho take some,of the money out of the savings bank?” asked Mr. Sarr, “He had a lot there, and I know {7 “They can't get to town at all, sald Mra, Jarr; “Aunt Janet writes that she iGon't know what's going to become of them. They paid off a mortgage Just be- —~—"goratie cord spelt came”on, -ané that took’all thelr-ready-money, and Uncle John “wants to know {f you can lend them fifty dollars,"* “If they can get out to spend my fifty dollara they can get to thelr money Qn the bank,” said Mr, Jarr. “Well, I doa't understand those things,” sald Mra. Jarr, “but Aunt Janot gwrites that Uncle John_don't like ta draw_maney frem the bank, because it dls fturbs the interest. g “He don't mind. disturbing my_tnterest,” growled Mr. Jarr: “4g@ send the hired-man-to the bank—thatl Maren't $0." “The bired man slipped on tho sce while watering the # Aunt Janet says,” said Mrs. Jarr, “I think we should do something. Think of “thelr only haying cornmeal and salt pork!" g _MLet them Kill some chickens, or eat eggs. Th Mr. Jarr, “Aunt Janet shys that somebody stole all the chickens but two, and they are wcesping-thoss-in case they have! company, But don't be. gulded by. me._Don't you want to read her letter?" replied Mra. Jarr. “No, 1 don't!" snarled Mr. Jarr, ‘I've got troubles of my own. That's the sway your relatives always write to you. I-havo the blues for a week after Kot- ting a letter from them. Nothing but sickness, poverty and misfortune, and Uncle John has more money in bank and in Government bonds than we'll ever shay: “Well, we'd better send them the $50, then. Uncle John might | You Take ZE REMAINS To ZG VUNK SHOR! ; @ lot of poultry,” said leave us out of “That kind of a relative never leaves yo Evening World’s Daily Magazine, Friday, March 17 F907. LS ew Chauffeur. » 2 + « SVR. Talo’ RET TYoVINCENTS 9. Z WERE | whose ‘Hfo. will_not bear tnapectinn-ts no At aassoclate for_n palf-reapec! LIC she marries iim to reform him she Je-teking a risky chanes; compared te whet o- | race-track gambling 1# ® solid certainty. For the mai whose own conscience LATASTe ; ; [honor will not keep. him atralent is seldom permanently reformed by any mete \ : } women. In the sccond place, the min who boasts or hints of « “past’ is ether i lying (in which caso ho ts not an.ideal sweetheart) or is at beat unworthy of your P|) She and Twetong to the same clubs a ; belong to." Do you think she Is trying a Savas erdbettner ANXIOUS | 28d has a nico position, and is three * Fket you tocway something. definite, to _THE LOVER WITH A “PAST.” Oe K-wrlter_of very romantic and very unnatural.” youths with uncommonly -dubtous-pasts.- They were y 7° stipposed to have livéd shocking lives, and to be at test. >. redeemed by love. These stortes’ were widely read. Per . haps that was where so many young men of quite trre- Proachable character got the habit of hinting at dark. “panta"’ they. never possessed. There, too, and from similar books, foolish girlé acquired the {dea that a -young man of doubtful reputation. .-1c.., wad far more interesting than a clean, decent and God-fearing man. ff ey | And of all the crazy Ideas that ever infested the half-formed bral Wine sane girls, Wilk nollon tw the most Utterly absurd. In tho frat place, a man. affection or even «acquaintance. rf ‘The lover with a past—real or Imagtnary—ia best lett alone,. .° is | Talks of Other Fellows, _ | Mether. You are meeting It bravely and patents should not be swayed from it by the ear Betty: Jeers of unworthy | peo; Unless the | AM—x- youn Man, -wayenteon years | young wom 1é~ self-supporting and. of age. Last spring I made the ac-| would bo. willing to continue so. after. quaintance of a girl whom Ijknew|marriage I don’t sep how’ you cam } 8 lone while petore, but never axsycluted | marry her during your mother's Hfe- with. Things wore going pn all right] time. ' : until the latter part of the fall when i | sho started to tell me about other, tei-| Her Parents Object. lows, which I did not Ike. ‘Then agaln | pear petty: ee ee aeny uns. tai Soci with AM a girl of aoventeen and considare Gaya Inter she would be going with| | °L,ccry Pretty, I have a gentleman thom And talking about them aa epee Maas soa ts = Went—with_him—to—several—piaces of ~ amusement and he mate it as pleasant as possible for me, and treated me like a Indy. He tm of very good character ‘ a week ago she sald, “I ‘don't care one’ ent more for our club or anything 1 years older than I am. He asked me If T-would marry him when I am: old enough. I told my parents, and thoy -stelcily —obleot~ becmuse —T-am Garman ™ and’ he is Italian. Now would you please tell me {f nationality should ine | torfore with love affairs. as I love him T-don't think the remark you quote indicates that. She may be trying to ;dectare your Intentions, I mean, The | remarks about other men may be in- tended to arouse your jémtousy, | very much? T. H. | His Mother or Her Love? ~~ | Nationality shouta not interfere. with 1 Deena : { [love at AI.” Perhiaps your patente will AM_« young man_thirty-three years | owe Thur minds when they know the [er ago-and~athgte; but not by estes, | Pepe RB eter Wa I work in one of the city depart- | 9°%> Sse ‘ments at-$18 per week-and I amin love 7 aintance: j with a young Indy whom I would Ike To Make’ Her Acquaintance. | very much to-marry, but I-can't-see my | Dear Betty: — = —— way clear, a» I have a mother and aunt | [ AM in love with a young girl by the to support who are past seventy-three name of Clara. She is @ very nice | years of age and who have no one else |.1 looking rirl and ts of the same_age— [in the world to lye them a helping{as [ am. Bho sits at the window and hand, My male friends pass all kinds of|smiles at me when I look up at her. I remarks at me, auch as He's mamma's |send her some very nice postal car bay,"* or “How much_have. you In the {which she likes very much. Every time bank?’ and I am getting tired of it. I|1 pass her or she passes me she smiles have talked this over with my lady |at me-How could I get acquainted. E you want to do it, you can send that $00 I "My moneyT” mxked-Mfra Jarr. ‘I guess not! And I. think you are a hard- | fnearted; selfish wretch, when your own peopte,—or,ratner, my own people, arc fm distress you won't give them a penny! is jet my check book! said Mr. Jarr. “I only have sixty in bank, and need a pult of clothes, but I don’t count ae im See os Plain | “ales from the —but that ts another story. ~ Out of the Mouths of Babes. complications across the Border $s “ more use; but in Wressiey's time, mt AllUIndia_knew Wressiey's name_and |, Provider: =a sl ign Office oat a = See = : , e S e — — ore a G treet, \ (ie Central inet ptiicrstt wnt he Thacker and-spimies tyr, ce, “finwover. had 68 Vetuer, not tor bisneele, - AN any one tell me what snow is?" asked tho teacher. ’ Fr S) 2. V 0 6 igh was. I @/ dian States Bucy Were called ‘toc! | Directory—biit who ‘he was personal’: | with Mjsa—Vennore enreeen He ite eet work blind, tor some. on {riend and to bring all four under one} with her?. EK = root Is out of the question, You have firted too read yoo m —Tayuoe—— IN. DOUBT, [you will have to ext ecmne trond, ene) Your first duty 1» to your helpless troduce you. cE es ae nt | sort of error before now. some ha a ef ‘ ppiness, Ho was tolling for 1 rey a z a ( Yee, Ine“arny M's Gricd rata, answered the emall boy-Rt the toot: bares re et Rabel i ay ahd neta AR reeled Aofo tald. sheen bodies fil Baalih i $ pena | — (By Permission of George Munro's Bona) — whole of tho Treasury payment through-| posing jug Ipatan | Berita were. not fifty men knew ot! he heard her private andy confidential | With ine ary, Gry Tnat, Rothing to do ‘Teacher—Now, Johnny, you may make a- sentence with the word “de- <r out the whole of the Presidency Circle! | Am ho curse of Angio-Ipaian {cared. His work filed all his tine, and | accounts of his catia, He bad peoullar | One knows. every, One age ere evaEy | ih i Ufo fell Rravily, When Wresoley, he found no. lelsure vate ac: | notion very one on : rate tor tt-—— = = = Sy OMG EER ‘Think of _shatt'*” ——— | up-hie. And spoke about such-and-| duaintancer beyond — thore dead | Sald that the: eae wee olen ane [WhO coy Re drtvan 2 weapon Seats Tobaay 1 have been _prozaces 70) thei) erace iam. ‘ind T slew the Hlever of ‘Tarrant Mos, ie men tad not this detuslon e686 jour| throne tho. foreign Oflce ade | Hesput hier with Anir blota in thelr | carver | mould ‘be laid. rovergatiy, at | le. and sent to miko e ere eee ee pata Moss. | ultra-Importance of thelr own partiou- 3 rore: exe, al sclitcheons. Wressley would vol thelr feet, Ituskt one, A \ is ‘ se And set Dumeny free. lark Gaploymentalllsaupposs tthet the: and heads of departments 1 peated che very good rk ‘In the Her- | like. thly Pestana Wires \something ond mar. once started, goes forwat Ja “Speaking of English money,” sald the teacher of.the juvenile class, “how ploymenta, PPO! Inst _two-orUvree warnls of Wrenn: Ke, but in average tH ‘would you convert pounds into dollars? — = a “2 And. sver-they give me praise and-£el4-——— would wit down end Kiil themselves | sontennes, taoked "yeu, sed,” Collexe had he nov beer w Hemrat | oramMary Tite “a few Kiwacs ufo better | Woman To Rtgreae In hit ences a 5 mBy breaking into the prize-ffghter class,” answered the boy at the head. || par’ Ser 2 MORN Jot caine jove'a | DUt thelr wodkness |g wearisome, Dér-/(0 thems tnd net to ermpple witht on a day, between office and office,| About n month after he had lost pis | the battalion nena ere comes Dack to, parreanto re accent patstent a ticularly--whon the Hetener knows thet: Tog poutical contingencies.” —In j Kreat troubl came to Wreinley over, Aontt to Misa Vonner, and had Tbeem [aWressley.: bare cine “irae copy ae, Mat ¥ . é. same 1 alnie ol im down, ani his swe " ene: c : Little Besoie—Mamma, does a horse use his front feet for hands? And not for the men at th> Moss. he himself commits exactly the | on itdg un desta lara, STS ANS: per fli Lea: Uy Ateue heanealtve ea ork vilely A acouee uence, boninaretaa and Pinan iag and latants ~Mamma—Of.course not-dear.———— a ~- {Tarrant Moss. | ein. talk tll the ripe decorations begin to} been a Ittle schoolboy. Without rea- |Central India’ atruck Wreasley and Mlea | She Pend a Mile ton te Tey Vener, = Even the Secretariat -betteves-that-it/ Halk fone -agalial prudaice004.-f,-R—-Mo--him-with-joy-1twaa-aw he sketched lcc:| view. verbatiiee. “Ons pout teat ee Wwrenaley war the working membér-of| mant's notice, “ne Tellin love with a | ereat thinig-—the work OF his lifoca reals | all ADOUL. tose lhow=wid Weegee ee ‘out here 1s the want of atmos- 4 v of; the Foreign OMice firm, and, to keep| frivolous, golden-haired girl who use executive officer to dake @ census of; the Tortign, jules Wied fe showed! ty tear about Simla Mall on a high. Gmall Wile was playing with two ragged urvhina in ¢ront of the house, Phere in the palnter'a sense. when his mother called him in. There are no half-tints worth noticing. | sisetoreerit through a disteict of signe Be aging. he Was minds mach] roueh waler, with bie velves Jockey boos = sane z tuare miles. of by his supsriors and told w nal ta bver her exon, ie "Willie," she sald, “don't you know that those boys are bad associates for || Men stand out all crude and raw, with} ehery waa a:man once In the Fore! Soa ure riore did not require coax: | Cah, Garveeettiig Venner--and she was yout” - az nothing to tone them down and nothing | Qmoo—a man who had grown middle-| ing, because ho was of tough bulld, but| doligntful. Bhe took Wressley's heart r D 7 = 7 z and-was-com-} what he recetved confirmed him tnt and-gallop.-and—Wressiey— found _—‘*¥ea,_macnma," replied the little philosopher, “but I'm a good associate Se ey te ee ie| monty eald. by irreverent juniors to de|tallet tha: there Was no one quite eee not Rood_for man. to live for them.’ work and grow to thin! ater, Able to repeat Altchison's “Treaties and | ahsolutely and imporatlvely necessary ©] one: even with half the Foreign OF nothing but thelr work and nothing Ike] Sunnuda’ backwards, in his sleop./ the stability of India as W al Mecorda In his presses. 0! K c d i | the nility a! an hee Records In his work, and that they are the rear| What he did with his stored knowledge | the Foreign OMce. There minh Gonirtecordalln: hia Direct. ww renslay lin as dinlatatia tion (omy -the--secretary knew: and ha, nats) ssonds mein k: hon Jove was alightly. ridioulous, He dtd pivots on which the admintetration | ai would not publiyh tha news| crusted ian ine resales | eee eat to interest the girl In himesett yurna, Here la'as tnstance of thls feet=| abroad. This man’s name was Wress-/ of the Forcisn OMe. We had a-Viceroy | 3. eat te his work—and. she: nt 1 1 " y. 1 hose | days Who knew exactly when to : Ing A balf-cante clerk: owas rating | ley. and IL waa the ghitolcth in thoas in shore, dayt ng Wiey esac U7 SUNS iol atten, the manner of women. did tormyin-antey office, “He wald to me.) Shout the Central Indian States than |hearten up a collar-xalind Uitte ba Dee Na eaik oneloallniaearinyrese: “Do you know what would happen if/Any living man" If you did not say|so keep All his team level, | pening his OMe oe sho. lieped very pret: n kk away one aingle fine] this you were considered ono of mean | veyed to, V ressley the !mpres! Wea Mee dia not understand) one Bite t4Gded tots toe! uf understanding. Ihave Just set down: anst yashenald nota under and one ete Pon thle Sheet T Then, with the-atr ote aa the mah who maye thar inet ere Apt to —he-diseran oe ei Ten have: fiattied~ on that [a-conspleator. “It would disorgantze the! ne knows the Favel of the tnter-tribal | Viceroy's praise. There was a cano once! she ii: nd-Mrs. Pinch. .«. #« _# : See N ny curses of our life} Little Beasie—Tuen what doex he do when his nose itchest O= of the many Fee cca te NGMEITGSGke (an {oveRariven| to scale them against. ‘They do their|aged in the department, be other Teacher (reading)—“Dropping the‘reltia, Mr. Flood assiated his wite from the buggy, and together they entered the house.” Now, can any one shorten | that sentence wibdput altering tte meaning? i Bright Pup—Jea, ma'am, I can, "Tho rena descended and the Floods came.""—Chicago News. z seam — ee ~ May. Manton's Daily Fashions: , : Ty LE JO < » ve sesalons that no = eee womail Ukea “to be iN AN WELL HAVE TO TLL TAKE THE THIS DOMESTIC WINE TAKE ALL THE EMP without, and ag noth-|} DEAR! ~ IVE INVITED HAVE SOME Wine}! | pomMesTit!- 1S-THE “NEAR-WINB" CHAMPAGNE BOTTLES YER WAT 1 TES THERES QUITE) Tn gives quite sich » “toush of elegance as hand work, tt ts often Ah St its Beat when mada (Tee at honie. Hore ts an Ri3 attractive yet’ quite simple gown that can be trimmed in various ways, and that Mas | tho'slightly open neck that {a 20 comfort: able ae well anno hy- | | gienic abd the favor- {te three - quarter sleeves, An Slustrat- ed, tt {6 made of nain- sock and the trim ming 1s a very simple design of embroidery, which is worked by H =ohand. Insertion j dought by the yard < can quite easlly be HIM PTO-DINNER HES RATHER A, SOG A BOTTLE TO-MORROW NIGHT! HIGH ROLLERE Yousay? y SRTED! A BUNCH O' WINE BUYERS : Sas = —— IN- THESE — FLATS! Bs substituted, however, HOW IS THIS FOR I MUST SAY THA : HERE'S 364.0 - NOW \ and there are a0 many NEAT PASTING? ; THE FINEST WINE > DON'T FORGET TO HAVE): attractive — bandingx -You COULONT TELL T'VE DRUNK FOR YOUR DEALER SHIP Bt that are really dainty YEARS! In effect that It ts a] queation whether It 13 PREFERRED 4 worth while to sub- DRY Wine! Ject the eyes to the tost of doing the fine- neodlework,—— ‘The quantity of ma-), terial required for the medium size im f1-2 yards & inches wide, ‘Night-Gown—Pattern No. 6594. with 41-2 yards of Qanding and 11-2 yards of beading. Pattern 5504 In cut In aise for a 32, MM, 36, 38 and “Inch bust measure, Cail or wend by mall ts Tit UVENING WORLD MAY MAN: t —TON FASHION BURICAU: Nutt Weat-trtenty-thied street-sew ti York. Send ten cents fn coin or stamps for each pattern ordered. IMPORTANT—Write your name apd address. plainly, and ly comprehensive satver im i " vom mont ¢ag-| didn't understand tt. cinating subjeut—to nis writt ’ Reet, 2 fonwith all| Wroessley, of the Foretgn Offics, was envaeleaes eands laboriously’ acquired broken, suvished—I am not canes Oftleena tie ae fom ay, Of, the Forelan | Ing—by this’ one trivoloua iit Ho told Miss Venner that he wae EHS ett Somef [18 lo take leave, and-nopad, on fais res | my lite” as " Pesta lt bring her present worthy of |-what—mag ‘optts—meant Aram y . knew that Capt. Kerrington had won three racea at the last G a. pose emo Wreaaley .dida't press her to. wait /tor | mamma would help her to walt TLS Any COREE E: — Hae See ees = ail the. Availatde. ocuinonta, Rents | yc poare. gine eeeton ftickinrads that he Coe ep Haat OT teehee oe ene . Wet down to Conte natils GT to “the Forelin “Office aud hte "Wee His notion hot In hia head, He negun | Criting Menke won weuhl heveeeen Gt his book in the land ‘he maa writingect: | deat at IN rupets a monty He abe Too much. wMcint correspondence, bad | Conn ht Yo rupees & mOntN, He abided mide him a frigid wor t mittaechavataiioniedetece sonani ae neil thetsithe Jnspiration ae) wus, mite stant of tocet enor on his‘patelte, | With hiiteele, Nevoranelese, “he isd be pennies eidengerois palnt for amatours | right to sink, yee hill-tayne five ‘packs Heavens, how. that man worked! Hal perio, from. Bombag of the bert bow jeaught-hid-Rajahs,-analyaed-his-Hajahs,} of Indian—hlslery. ever weltten, = pha strated’ thems ve a ue mists of | When he sold off before retiring, sun and ri : ie |dated, pedigreed triple rset iis shelves, Dar can et nateabn the “only. % Jcompared, nated. connoted; wove. strung. | exlating copy. of “Native, Rule ta Cene¢y oo j SOUTSO Bel $ o |) Calendared rat im ee that Mise, Vennar and counter-calendared for ten hours «}would not und read wate |¢ay., And. because this eudden and nev | on his mule-trunks dng as the {Maho waa upon] he turned i laste ind offered — him — hit = ee ee ue ete Ans oneal over my colder ecords of misdeeds into things to weep |.8 few pager nnd ait 16 hiravetf drear~ Si Ha He pleased Hie heart = 5 = ‘were at. the end. of his pen, | Now, how in the world aia nt into the Ink. He was dow: | write such damned good stuff Insight, humor and | Then to me: "Take it and keep It. Write one of + Snake L your penny-farthing —yarna—-about ll [He had his vast special knowledge with | birth, Perhaps—perhaps—the him, 80. to speak; but the spirit, the | business may have deen ordained to! woven-in human Touch, the poetry and | that. end." * sf jMhe power of ths output, were beyonit | seli, knowing what-Wressley, of the —— feit-special—knowledge:But-I-—sdowbt Foretgn Offlee, was once, struck mre @e = {whether he knew the gift that was In abaut the bitterest. thing that T had Be then, and thus he may have lost ver heard a man say of his own work, Health and Beauty. By Margaret Hubbard Ayer, You would better use the brush and a pure The face in warm and rinsing it oft curefully -in-several clear waters, This way with any particles of dead yoremalin after te. plm: each sear tho fot i ling, two drams ointment of oc mercury, ont dram, ¢ Liquid Face Powder. L.—Here Is the formula for whiter ening the skin (a tquid powder). « Pure oxide’ of zinc, 1 ‘ounces, ering, 1 dram; rose Water; 4 ounces; é nce of rose, 15 drops the singhwi 7 solving it Jar nough of the- Tomes a errtaee . then add the glyeer i yea ee easeee ae \ Itching of the Scalp. ‘Scars from Pimpies. following | Yolk of | one pint waters, following Tincture of aries, ¢ Hauld amm tonte once a day until all itching and} 44 * dandruff disappear, massaging thor: face must be oughly with the tips of the fngsra, lauid dries or It