The evening world. Newspaper, February 14, 1907, Page 15

(RDS Daily Jwlagazine, Thursday, nebruan The Evening _ World’ s Is SES OF 8 Pate Face Dramatists : Cause Indian Uprising In Long Acre Square. Wee Dy putting your ear’ to-eho- ground at -Forty-sccond—strest— and "Can't you chiléren be quiet, or do ‘fou want to get a real good es exclaimed Mr. Jarr, And then he added to Mrs, Jar tell you I'm not thinking of buying a dog. .What do I want with a dog? 1 don't care for dog.” | told ie NOW, WGA YOU were ne boy, -yoa- were atwaye bringing beme-sizey—dogs, d have the horrid things In bed witt - By Roy L. McCardell. and in spite of everything she could do you you, and many a whipping you got for It By Martin Green. Broadway. ¥ hear afi Indian uprising In Long Acte Square, In Bee Tae ance eee atriat protec: ialameat camonteenttn] (OULD you Ike to go to the Dog Show?" asked Mr.|° Mr. Jarr grinned: sheopishly: —t!Aw,-waa_-only-a-kid_In-the-country-—And_all URING the brief Interval or rest’in the Thaw trial blong "he Great White Way tnve learned to look out for trafflcas well.aa the ccAY (Bi sare cs boys will do drat. Fact tx, there In a bond of sympathy between a boy and D Ot SCOT ASE eOpe en nor Ce @ Deh oLnrs AUICRs ame ‘gp on ti corner. Hut we'ro gotting off the trail. = “Now, Took here," replted. Mra, Jarr, ‘if you} a dog you «imply them apart night or day.'* | held at a polnt convenient to.the Criminal -Courte— Y The greatest Indian outbreak eines Face-In-the-Fvotlights Draay used “The sre leading up to any acheme to biy a dog you might as| “And & pap ulldog can {t sleep with me?’ asked the Iittlo | Bullding. RS ‘ { By unarimous voto. Childish was’ elected to the sthatr, - d to his iittle alster, p wilh you any. more," he sald. “I'm going to bave z place at that Greclan temple of art the nevce of the Hills." Pho tour-act thriller fo a dramatization of Marah Ellis Ryan's famous story, “Told in the Hills," by Marah y McPherson ‘Turnbull. We-say Decause the Jo When it comes to an Indian play we believe in keeping on We-may> have-sur-doubts about McPherson, but -there.can be out Marah Mary!), Genesee Jack's language haa the kev tmoper tn eplte. of the fret that y, You can shut your eyes and open your exts once. She nas a Dold, vad way of ripping, swearing a bluo, streak. ‘Your ‘gentleman wells tt up. Tivo worry enough with the children with=| boy. Then he tart out hi bother with a’ dog!" 5 "I dén't want to sle Little Willie Jarr clapped his hands with glee, “Paps‘e| ble bulldog to sleep with. met” going to get n doggie, papa's going to gat me a. dog- “i dit jn debed, t00,'' sald the Ure. ‘girl shouted. “TIL make the dog bite your bead off,” wald the fond brother, cred Mette Emma, “popple's, dota to ait} AL Mtl Vegan toery atrestr and aypeated to her-tather not-to [let Willfe!s dog bite her head ‘off “He'e-geing te pot mo one!" rhguted tha bay) “You-see you get tho children ail upset about your old dogm, I wish you Fou shitn't even look at! tt!" wouldn't mention such) things! "ysald Mre. Jarre, 1 Reeclving this tnsjance of brotherly love with. uproar- Well, by George! Inn't thls ehough to drive a man crazy? aald ‘Me Tarr, fous priet Urevlitte girl lay down on the floor and ecreamed | he.pleadly: "Here IT just mentioned I had some Ucketa to the doe show and the jp the eritics 16 takt Astor ‘Theatre, under the of Medskin” to Poor Childish had to be assisted to the convention. Since tho. opening of the Thaw trial Ohildish hae been pushed to extremities of oxertion by the gifted engulsh- compelters: Who ate reporting the proceedings, Pitiful -entled “the roll, Among tsa OverworkedAdjeoe Uvea” present” weto Ensnared, Debared, Unscrupuloum: Deadly, .Dreary... Draggltig, Foul, Satirical, pitting Birt Uke, Horrtblé, “Lecring, Winse Waxen,. Broken, Wan, Dent, Fragile, SOLS. Mialed, Misshinpeh, Hideous, Brit- ish, Impreasionjens, “Detenintnod, - Inexorable, Amazing, - Indefended,. Girllah, ‘Sweet, Ini 3 tad no question Jndy—tdrnma he-ddesn't belong to ths Bleck, ‘Helpless, y ntet to worry along with an occasional d—a! But your lady) til Bhe was black In the’ face, meanwhile beating bar tea! mences to mcream abput tt! peanes Mulgan, Sordid, Dupe |; th Only’ ond Hilo cuss word. She simply, dotes lon the carpet. Sho’ wes brought’) her feet witty a; Jerk and received a fow |’ (“I know you have some motive,” said Mrs.-Jarr,: "or you wouldn't ave | tardly, Subtle and Saturnme. me i omy’ to gosto a place where he won't have to-ask| crise a) pa, wherwat the Ji hoy's joy was’ so great that .he could not ‘ro. | mentioned tt. as Ieuppose wé won't have any Dance in bho house till you All of these pla(mty showed the effects ot. tite. tromendlage ‘strain thoy haya or (or more 0 qualified for the profen'ty et9kes strain the making of ‘a fice” oxpirensive of juvent beyond words.” tum ft Into a‘kennel,. why, go whead!! * undergone. Some were on crutches, Many. Wore bandages, Girlish’ reported’ that » wot tie rst and left an open Neld for the uptining.. , is bringing bim to tho maternal attention he: was soundly cuffed about | “But, cnled the despairing Mr. Jarr, “T tell you arr) dogs are not for sale, | her. letters were 90 frayed’ she was shamed ‘ta bd eeen ii print. Deadts, ‘ play bitseard of Ure weagson. “Out atte “bilzzamt | the head and soon wan adding his pcreams to those ofithe ttle gitt and If they woro they coxt from five hundred to five thoukand douara, Do you Dreary and Dragging dropped at Irregular intervals and took, the edimt of heroine avd hor noble -préserver, Geneseo Juck. Sh here,-you vec!" uid Mrs. Jarr, ‘peeyishly: when. the din had subsided, | thiink.I have that much money to’ tay a-dog’ >| tee, only. t6- atningle yp agiin-at the calt’ of eatountsla tpen. melded byw Cho wouldn't let hur waste words en him, Ho Wa# 2! you peo what’ you. put thane_children ip tol-—Phey-had-no-tdea-of-having a AVWell, you bad you'd be ‘foolleh enouh to do St," mapped Atm. Jasr. >| Mly-white hand ae ee bed atid tor alljabout Tim. “She Went] gog tit you'nut it fn itheir heads.” seit “Are you or are you ‘not, do you or da youl not want to got! asked tho “What ia tho firat business to bo considered?" rind. “chutaiai! in: ay rveliet coming.dack= stepped behind -a-curtain — Them hea-no iMea-of gelling a dog. protested Mc Jarr. only waked you | @istractod Mr Jarr. = : whisper, = f sd tin and -orledi ; to reo the-Dox Show, 28 & fend has given me A couple of tickets, “Oh, I'l 60," sald Mra, Jarf resignedly, “but I hate dogs!" ‘There are séme Applicants for ‘admission to the Socloty .of Ove eked | 4 ' » you needn't tell m paid Mrsy Jarr, "1 always know wheh you are Tt was necessary to placate tho children ‘with promises of candy and give | Adjectives’ reported Pitiful. “I have the honor to submit Saurian,|Glgane ; nvhig system in making reply. Tre wasn't a bit) uy to something becaise you always act 60 sweet, but I teil you right now, 1'| them a few, hearty slags right thon before Mr: and Mra. Jare could get away, |tesque, Abysimal, Bulge-eyed. and White-faced: They “tomplain tha while }. was almost as bad an actor as John Blair, To) won ‘have a dog In this Hone! At the show Mrs. Jnrr became wildly enthusiastic over tha whole canine | they were subjected to only reasonable exercises at’ tho beginning af the Thaw | j had married tho girl hls br-roth-other had be= | pigahe! mommers let pipa get’me a great big bulldog to fight jittle Johnny | collection from mpltz dogw to ‘collie : trial, three or four of the gifted writérs have recently been agitative them j - Then he had'burried out to Mon- gle's fox terricr,”’ pleaded little ¥ “Ain't they cut rhe sald. ‘And if we move thls spring and have @| twenty-four hours'a day," = potribe— And =o tioning, Ewart m7 ty waite roolty “doar pionded the tee Teer pte Td like to have a St, Bernard for Mie cilldren,” ale adde On moto “Or Winsome, eeconded by” Wan, the applicants wore lected te. 4 Heralnenhou he . Mehibership, ~~ Waxen, “Helpless, “irdiike, Broken and Bent mad¢) lengthy { I= hrother, Yes, indeed sposches* telling of the treatment to which they have been subjected. Biraitia” 5 tn Sof the blizzard some bad In- T B G M M and Waxen tearfully charged that tender women writers who woul Peak é axon rs D a ia ‘not, under Vers’ horaen, andi when an oifter sald lie | he e Newly wed S- ao h e i r Ba by. Sr Vv eorge C: anus urdinary-circummiances,, hetray' the slightest evidences of cold-heartéditean have sty Weet Polnter proceeded to put heen transfotmed by the Thaw trial Into resular female Simon Legyees. save faved himself by explaining ¢hat “Is thero no organization extant,"" asked Leoring, ‘that has f i , but rather than run the risk of havin her fatr ANY NEED FoR \- is $0 4000 oF iene own : NOW DON'T Ley the protection of the Ensllyy-language 5 (fr its object a sileni_and-euttored himself tote looked - o— OFYOU-TO CALL “f—PBABY Zong - "phere ie, ed“ Unidetonded a ——— —— = - +HOPE-roy— tO-RIDE { Say semnist ance 2 gonizo the peaceful Koatesals by WONT Ey Our LET HIM GREATHE A long and ardent di: iain upon methoda’ by which the adjective abuséra \ but the mischlef was dene NO,THANKS; 3 < >) OF REACH OF 4 ANT*DUST AND may be tamed proved 'to be profitioss. Childish toarfully. admitted that {f the 5 tribe Was hot. It developed that the horyss weird cong To 3 trial runs another month about half the adjectives In training’ will have to go t =A, Bote raat arian bath Tie hanite F i a dlagual sanitarlum=It they are not, Indeed, totally defunct at the end of us Jog ‘ 3 brothe ind and ta. Sat d es pat-period = oon —— escape, und -fachel alsa pold_him a ae But New Pguti RE “ es Saurian attracted the attention of the chair. Through Seurian the following a faithful Indlad sneaked tn and let Jack out] _NE'S awry resolution seas aubenltind:- UPA eS 5 = “Whereas, More Sinn: ns an Ginning, The rs in, Hour Her Atonement, Baring Her Bleeding Heart and Stripping Her Soul have ap» Diied for membership, and “Whereas, They aro not, strictly apenking, eligible u "Resolved. ‘Phat these poor averworked fgures_of _apeech be. soclate mem*erahip. The motion Was carried unanimously, and the new associate members were’ carried in» by: neverat- adverbs; nouns, “semicolons and -synonyms. Baring: Her” | feeding Heart was about ta make a speech when the Thaw trial was resumed, and the overworked, crippled adjectives were compelled 40 Gustle back eid ¥e- ghia lod dis 7 -aji-his men, together with the alim-walsted . were seen waiting for dawn and death tn a he Girl I Left Behind Mu," but it seemed ours -Indies-of the trestexed party A W the saa louched the snow-c Drouct's Acting an Jack gave it an added dignity h the scenery at tho’ critical moment with the explanat! n in passage through an ‘old mine” Verily, the ways” ot After he liad packed off all the others to safety, Jack stayed behind with = Fs 4 body of Snowcap, the little grandson of the dig chiet, who got his in ~ = sume thelr datly toll, the early firing. Jack ratsed the body tn bis arnts, bravely mounted to the f DOTYOU. SUPPOSE: = ; g »_of the pass and: crieds x PShrereay i i. ee tie erianewachat " TonawanGal! Walarasool"—or words tor thai CONE TOTHIS. % New ork Thro’ unny asses effect—and just for that tho Indlans shot him twice in the seme vince, OH, LOVEY , ‘You PRECIOUS, SWEET, When he Was carried Into the last act, werd came that his wife was dead, FORGOT THIS! A HELPLESS, INOS EN [| ‘ ped both he and Rachel were very much pleasod, af DONT LEY ANY ND) j : E By Irvin S. Cobb.” Mr._Drouect. twas very good _as_ the self-sicrifiting hero, and Mr. Mentfoo DOGS COME NEAR aa iariat civilization oF ay pat Pens auc Acts 5 CRE RE SETS a z ——Gohnstone was very bad os the brother, Mr. Edwitrd Ellis, as the Dlundering es | fesset“ tots omese by. Me. Wiliam Courtielgh. deserves honorable. mention.| : fi 5 A ested brnkuatf608 fa tino = nee Fees ee ee ro eaaepeiee agiiety onteeroalloaaseaee a a : _ = : \ Agencies mee note esCasa apo e time tn the ai ata pas atone ™ Spee (eee atiechelt- aoe: canaheaant boar adap Mites Pan Sc = f ce q Y = <a: eteaidalt Eevee ie ae: is ete: soeralt as combination seer Se cen saigeea! iaeaed id teal ee 4 hander; and, twice on Sundays, an Mluatrated Fulde’ book oof the TIS” 1s aw reat and thriling as one of those Indian sofa eked a pre Re cua ed eOneTy sonaiee department stores sell to the. pale-face shopper. : S ASU ESES re ' sand--stood-readyto prove that Heaven was—a_highiy—re-— SEARLS DARNTON, stricted place oxclusively p2pulated by members of bis do Ye foeermerSARSETSESe A nomination and a few Invited friends, ho could be reagon> 2 ry = zs . 2 ably certain of getting halt his salary in real money and Where Women Are Allowed to Vote. FE a og DocTORITTT AUMTIRGUTRUST tho rest in produce, and, mouldered. prunes, and red woollan Hie argument that women will not vote fa completely Gleproved by Aus- . i CHILO! WILL HE = KEEP ABSOLUTELY . wriatlets and other seasonable delicncles peculiar to parsonage pound partes. be I TF experience. They not only vote, but they vote n-eontinualty—in- z d Quien! Leth) He filled the bill as long as he could stand up on a Sabbath and deplet tha Treailnar “Tiordbera na time! goes ”ons"and- they “become “eGucaled up to: 8 Z Pa = “|| Bouthern” Terminal as W Hikes, coRy InsUTUUOD, Tied With asbeslow and fall oF nense of thelr political responsibilities and all that these ¢mply. Not all tho 5 z . OF COURSE smoke and blue; fames ‘and | a, smell |}ike) somebody: drying ‘ham, where the: trae, J Staten discriminate In thelr returns between men and women yoters, but those i *DA> DA! p Bp}! SORRY Loveys’ geen, Rascal in‘of'a)mornmg end leaned ‘over. the back of the Head Devil's) ~—~tha do show something like the following: Yj BKouth Australia, at che fast 5 3 is E pa Sa ee eas F eral election) f per cent,-of-the-men-on: the tolls-woted-and-42- per. cant. ot tha “Good, morning, Toss! How'll- you have your loat-souls this mornin { women; in Weaterh Aunirilla 40 per cent, Of ie met and a per cent of the / Out. tn the sungles: they-mey- still hnve-ome-of thar ku teft who ‘oceiston ally snag of @*half column In a Monday paper, but here tn the metropolis the woven voted; at the Inst. Federal election 86 per cent. of he men voted amt 4 per cent. of the women, says the North American Review. None of, the-Aus- trallan States has yet reached the extraordinary record of New Zealand, where in'} ( , 22 nearly Th per rent of the women electors recorded thelr votes, as against ' 40 per cent. of: thetr brothers. Baby: ccelesiamiical pippin with the greatest displacoment, ts the. one who knows the nowest parlor tricks, He may need a cream separator in his head to Keep his ideas from turning to-ctabber, but when tt-comes to racing the -vauderilie ~peopie to ‘the Hest’ = lines af talk, ho 4s the prize-winning Northern Spy and the original Early Henderson. Ho's as timely as a Teddy boar. Any timo tha city editors hops to beat him—to-a-peart topic they have to get out an extra For this ts te jerTeal” battalion chief, who-stcops with his pants at the sida of the bed and a brass polo leading to the ground floor, and when the gong sounds for a ney eensa- tion he's there with asllckora_on-__By the time the four-alarni_rings-he-hag-f lerlal for Goe Kermon and nine Interviows and ia on his way home to comb smoke cut of his whiskers, He counts that day Jost whose Jow-lesconding sin doesn! find hie prominently chown in the display ad. type on somebody's front page. through Chinatown in-an elasticity waxon, to jrot niaterial fer @ lectara ORG 5 ata a ate haDe pba beat PAA Ow, MIWA. the Desperate Dago. Wednesday he addreases a Mothers’ Congrees upon the li How to “Remora Molea {rom tho.lluman Face.Without Excavating." ho-next_three-day-s_he's—ropos the=latert—iold Bilnday is really the only day that doesn't gure. ~ He's. fond.-of tolling -he-oongregation- that money trmere “dross. But whi he-eeahea-his-apace-te-carciea hom Mucte-A_-binate OF (is THT ETOOOMATATION, She Waits at the ‘L’ Station. Does She Love Him? drossea that the nelghborif think the Reverend 14 trying to smuggle a rall of tine Denes sees olgum_tnto the house tn his_pooket,— [ss &-young-man “twenty "years -ot|-["OR four wooks 1 have been keeping THE FUNNY PART: = See OR In eae cheat SSW PANIE Wh a FOUN Eady tee er] —— held: taahtoned-onex- appear to-VE-Wy GA WO Kee Tie converte attr aL Paap eee Sacer The Girl Who Won't ‘Play Fair.’’ FY spiny ~ Itke-e- numberof other ~erader vities; | Soe Ad—are—aiven—ts—to—tise—inatedd— of —abtise,- the —more—asif-respect— fac nilppoeedto “be chiefly a masculine attribute. And, |“! Have andthe moro we will desorve tho respect und-tove~of men. too iiaftan=it=iacslbub whip? Waysehoulesaes= have ¥air-play ts.a aplendid virtue, Lotus cultivate it __monopoly.onone.of the finest tralie-1)—all—ouman, chature? A gin breaks her engagement. She is pitied, petted, sympathized with and made much of. A man Oreaka tia engagenient Hie ts wranded as a cad Why? A.zicl_makes 0in_of aman holding him ip to the ridl, Beweuereut tir) Perowme ‘oule-of -her.trienda...he. ia considered. olever-and .amus~{ ; 5 tLRS iné ome Bdvice Ih regard tak? Wid is four mondis my Juntor -T blushes, to pear ing. A man does the ‘Same thing. “Ho is denounced and | {s way friend of mine. Bie Js Very | have taken ‘her tothe theatre, every and —tn deed, —tof- sometimes thrashed, Whyt—A girl, in anger, will say | ford of me, -and-do ag Twill -T-cannot} week und. treated her as much and gi Near of her. 1 meot her.| nicely as any young man could, but yo every material tnat| (uiiae things to @ man which he would kmqek down another | Seem to Keep clear of ier, T anect her| nicely, aa any, young man could. but The Origin of St. Valentine’s Day. tion-on my way-to business. [ -have{me for tt, Sho saya “Thank yeu enue A FACT tn natural nistory“to wit,that-birds-ih -Bouthern— urope patr about the middle of February, Is sald to have inspired a custom of the’anclent .. Romans to which the origin of the modern valentine can undoubtedly be fe used for chil. : man for saying, Yet {f he says one-halt of those ae, Gren's cos: teman and is axolded by decent po Mat does not show that ane loves ine, ts, it be-| chings to her he ia no gen’ iy it poopie. WhyT zis getting a later train jately, but) Kindly advise: what elae iI: could do: or Ing: Just as good al foregoing instances are facts. Unpleasant, but none the less éacts. If you | somehow or other she Js “waiting at the | gactstove=-thecetriand mo 3 i i station" for me just the same. : Ah HA Gel Cor the] were to read of a man who struck another whose hands’ were ted, you would T would Ike to have her stay away Toys me, entice Shien - \ traced. —_Apring: ones of-ight-}-be— fied with disqust—nt_eudh-cowardico—and-fack-of—tatr pinay, Yet when} zp, if HOU Wah to -orrend e welsh: cloth as tt] girl doco any of tho things I havo cited, Jan't whe practically striking @ man|her in any way, kindly let me know. at | BAY epee tae pat ane, Teast us the Luperealla, held tn honor of the great god Pan, the names fo for those of| whose hands aré tied by chivalry and“decency as firmly ad {f they were boimd | Once the best thing to do to keep her) that sie munt enjoy your soclety “and of tho young girls of Rome. were put in a box and drawn thérefrom by the young. es sis om na aoa s We iy ncontenging tell —fer yeu tore tar [Me Bach-youth-wae-boind-to-offer-w-gift-to-tire-malden-who-fell-to-his tole @n@—— + — a oie sister kefGanra te peat atl eerie iet HEAL el aetiaast ahaa rele | T should say the beat thing would be| und ask her to be your wite, If you| to make her tits partner during the tine of.the feast, siya the Housekeaper, prt St n ‘ to take the Subway. ‘wish to decide thing How this secular custom became allied to the name of # saint ts altogether srl, and’ fa but- a different matter, St. Valentine was a bishop of Romo during the third century. toned ere rom ‘The Foolish Life ie a) 2 C2 G2 G2 By R W. Taylot Ho is sald to have been a man of very amiablo nature and most eloquent of speech, wherefore ibe was very succorsful In conyorting the pagan Romana to the design sults the Christianity, Marcus Aurellus was then emperor, a relentless persecutor of the Christians, and by his order the bishop was beheaded, The date of his death was bdys dum ao well T WAIENT NERVE, Sf [Rent GUNS? Fob, {4, 210A. D. ao the girls, the ENOUGH To. GIVE BROADWAY ] TWENTY PENNIES f When the saint's namo was placed in the church calendar the day of his death only difference be- THE MAN THESE ALL in omy. CHANCE! was made a festival to offset that of the Lupercalia, on the 1th, In Allen Butler's "Lives of tho Saints’ we read that tho zealous Christian fathers tried to substitute the-names of saints for those of girlain-the “lottery ———— gos, but without success. So the ‘valentine’ custom spread trom Rome througty. ! 4 Europe to Great Britain, always tn high favor, and later, In the form of sending tender missives, camo to America and down to tho present time. ing in the method + of buttoning, 20 ABOARD! tat when the feft ‘aide tw tapped on to the might ® be- oomes truly mascu- . Une in etyle and Sr eee esses aoe HINTS FOR THE HOME, | Child's Double-Breasted Coat—Pattern No, 6500, The, auaniity. of Broiled Mushrooms, |ausiis ot walan woken cover nea teal \ b 0 Ing water, Cover an “ Materiel required quart. ¢; VHER fresh mushrooms, pare and /slowly for two hours. Have {t quite’ Kelx years) iis a4 yards 97, 17-8 yore a, 8 Gace teaaatan rea ee or 18-8 yanis 62 tn Yard of velvet to make ag illustrated, pase yFatterm No, 5500 {9 cut In sizes for obtiren of ¢ two, four, six and eight ‘yeara fiz Y of, a ‘ i 1 EOC ies remove stems. Season with. salt|thick when done, Boll one cup of: rice and pepper, dip iightly Into melted, and serve with the gumbo. butter and broll-on both aides over a clear fire. Servo on toi Hoe Cake. | Were Okra Gumbo. CALD a quart of Indian meal with LICE ono quart of young okra into juat water enough to: make, thiets epiindas one-quarter tok olKahs ton batter, Bis. in yea teneneoee SEIS, thick, Salt_and flavor them and J fry © alleed onlon, Turn Into a stew- ; feces ee